Hua Fan never thought that she would be so... leisurely. She slept until the sun was shining three poles, and then slowly got up. There was a spring light outside the window, and the fragrance of the stove in the room curled up like a gossamer.
After a night of hard thinking, her plan was very clear. To put it bluntly, it was to stalk, coax, and lie to get the Five-Colored Edict no matter what, and at the same time, she would not be able to return to Chang'an until she was beaten to death.
Thinking back on my own misdeeds over the past few years...hehe, isn't it just a trick? Hua Fan smiled slyly.
Holding a cup of tea, Hua Fan opened the door. "Morning!" She showed her two rows of big white teeth to Shangguan Jinnian outside the door. Shangguan Jinnian also smiled at her in cooperation.
"Are you cold?" Shangguan Jinnian obviously mistook her flattering smile for grinning from the cold.
"Not cold, not cold." Hua Fan shook his head like a rattle.
"Are you hungry?"
"Uh, no." Hua Fan continued to laugh like a dog.
"I'm hungry."
"I'm going to cook!" Hua Fan volunteered before he could finish his words! He started to regret it the next second.
Shangguan Jinnian originally wanted to invite her to have dinner with him, but after hearing what she said, he became interested and said, "Ah Zhen has really made a lot of progress outside in the past few years. I wonder what kind of dishes Ah Zhen has learned to cook recently?"
Hua Fan's smiling face froze. She's a fool! The thing she cooked recently was Xing Tian. I don't know if it counts as a dish...
"Hehe...hehe...cough, that..." Hua Fan continued to smile, but her eyes were moving around anxiously. However, she had almost forgotten what the pot looked like, so how could she know what kind of food she was good at cooking? Shangguan Jin
Behind Nian, the old gray cat was chasing sparrows all over the yard like a madman.
"Stir-fried pork liver." Hua Fan was inspired by the urge to throw the cat into the pot and fry it.
Shangguan Jinnian was slightly stunned and said, "...This dish is a little greasy..." Hua Fan knew that he actually wanted to say that this thing sounded unpalatable. That's good, he can escape this disaster.
"However, since it is Ah Zhen who wants to cook, I must try it." Shangguan Jinnian was still smiling.
"..."
Hua Fan's smile was uglier than her cry. But when she actually arrived in the kitchen, she couldn't even cry anymore. The pots, pans, chopping boards, claws and fences were all obviously unfamiliar to Hua Fan. Oh my god, this was Hua Fan's first
This was the first time she saw uncooked pork liver. She tugged at the girl who was helping her and said, "Look, look. This thing is almost as long as a person's cut tongue..." Three seconds later, the girl ran away at the speed of light.
Vomiting in the toilet. As a result, Hua Fan lost her only helper.
Staring at the dried pigs, Hua Fan began to look fierce, and began to think about setting them on fire to roast them. However, she thought again, she still wanted to eat these things... During hesitation, she saw the ones hanging on the wall.
That kitchen knife. Hey, she can still use this guy. "Dong dong dong" after a few cuts, the pork liver showed no change, but the chopping board blossomed.
There is no way to go on like this. "Come----people----ah---" Hua Fan began to call for help. "Hulking... huffing..." In the whole kitchen, except for her, there was only one person who was lighting the fire.
You're lighting the fire, maybe the chef happened to be wearing small shoes and came here to light the fire today.
"Hey" she patted the guy who was on fire, "Shall we change?"
The man who was burning the fire turned his head. The wrinkles on his face were more than the firewood in the stove. He was at least eighty years old... Oh my god, isn't this the deaf old man who Hua Fan asked last time?
Hua Fan was stunned, but decided not to give up treatment.
"Hey!!!! I said!!! I'll light the fire! Why don't you go cook the food!!!! Listen clearly, it's the food!" Hua Fanhu roared to the sky.
"What???? Burning firewood??? No need for the girl to burn firewood!!! I'm burning firewood!!!" the old man shouted to her.
“……@##￥￥”
"It's cooking!!!!" Hua Fan yelled again.
"What??? Less firewood??? Enough firewood, a lot of firewood!!!" the old man shouted back.
I started to hit the wall everywhere.
………
After classmate Hua Fan's unremitting efforts, the old man finally agreed to exchange jobs with her, and she finally brought a plate of fried pork liver to Shangguan Jinnian.
"Hmm. The color, aroma and taste are all good." Shangguan Jinnian looked at the plate of things for a long time and said seriously. (Black, burnt aroma, bitter taste.). The smoke turned and he said lightly: "Why don't you try it first, Ah Zhen?"
Hua Fan's eyes were darkened by the smoke, and he was carefully studying why the pig's liver looked similar to the firewood in the stove.
He picked up a chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth. The smell of ** made Hua Fan mistakenly think that what he was eating was chopsticks.
Her stomach was churning, but Hua Fan still had a smile on her face, "It's delicious." She said to Shangguan Jinnian, showing her black teeth.
"Really? Then I'll try it too." Shangguan Jinnian said and started to move his chopsticks.
Hua Fan immediately thought that if he didn't eat him, he would be a liar at best. If he ate it, he would be a regicide. He quickly covered it with his hands.
"Um... cough, I remembered it. Didn't you like to eat light food before? This food is too greasy, so I'd better leave it to myself and eat it myself, hehe." Hua Fan glared at the two dark circles in his eyes and continued to laugh.
Shangguan Jinnian also smiled at her, and his smile became more and more unclear. Suddenly, there was a cold feeling on his lips, and Shangguan Jinnian actually kissed her on the lips.
The midday sun was warm and genial. Hua Fan felt dizzy, as if he was being smoked by a stove fire.
After a long time, their lips parted. Shangguan Jinnian sat back down, smiled at Hua Fan and said, "It seems that Ah Zhen's cooking skills are accidentally superb."
Hua Fan suddenly understood something and blushed.
"Why don't you go and learn from the masterful chefs in Chang'an?" Shangguan Jinnian looked into her eyes and said.
"...What are you talking about? I think I prefer the taste of Luoyang." Hua Fan circled. "I heard that His Majesty is going to offer sacrifices to heaven and enshrine Zen recently. How about..." Hua Fan blinked, "His Majesty's meals for these three days are all included."
I have no problem, how about I show you the Five-Colored Edict next time?"
Shangguan Jinnian also winked at her, "If Ah Zhen cooks all the meals for these three days, I will definitely not be able to go to Songshan with a stomachache in three days."