Chapter 415 Taiqing Immortal Venerable's Alternative Poison
Not to mention Taiqing Immortal, he is more confident in what he can make.
It’s not that he is too pure and arrogant, but when it comes to medicine and poisoning, there is probably no one in this world who can surpass him who is too pure.
Oh, no, no, no, someone who can surpass him Taiqing has already been born and is currently growing rapidly.
Taiqing Immortal Master stroked his beard and looked at Shen Qiqi. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that he had accepted this little disciple well. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the offence and hardship he suffered in order to take in this little disciple was completely worth it!
I think back then, in order to lure Shen Qiqi back to be his apprentice, Taiqing Immortal Lord had to coax, trick, and beat him up, and in the end, Shen Qiqi almost stabbed his butt with a giant needle.
Recalling the time when Shen Qiqi took out a thick and long silver needle and seriously said that she was going to give him an acupuncture, Taiqing Immortal couldn't help laughing and couldn't help stroking his beard and laughing.
Shen Qiqi was selecting the poison to be used on Shen Ning'er today from a pile of small porcelain bottles. Suddenly she saw Taiqing Immortal Lord laughing so hard that his shoulders were shaking. She asked curiously: "Master, you have thought of something good, you are so laughing." So happy."
Taiqing Immortal Lord almost blurted out, and the words came to his lips. He suddenly remembered that coaxing a child to call him master was not a good behavior worth showing off, so he hurriedly swallowed the words that were on his lips. He also changed the topic, waved his hand and said:
"It's okay, I just suddenly remembered that the guy I treated with medicine last time laughed for three days and three nights, almost laughing himself to death. That guy's mouth was quite small, even smaller than a woman's mouth. Small, but because he kept laughing, he laughed for three days and three nights, and when the drug wore off, his small mouth turned into a bloody big one. It’s funny to think about it, hahaha!”
Shen Qiqi tried to imagine that scene and shuddered, not finding it very funny.
Third Master's smile is really beyond praise.
He laughed for three days and three nights. It's scary to think about that situation.
but……
Shen Qiqi turned her head and her eyes fell on Shen Ning'er.
She was still struggling with which bottle of poison to use on Shen Ning'er on the first day, but now that she heard what Taiqing Immortal Master said, she suddenly chose the target.
While the master and apprentice were talking, Shen Ning'er kept shrinking on the ground. Not to mention crying and yelling, she huddled herself into a ball for fear of attracting the attention of the master and apprentice.
Especially when he saw Taiqing Immortal Master personally teaching Shen Qiqi how to torture people in front of her, and also returning a lot of bottles and jars with which he had tortured her, she wished she could pounce on him and tear the old guy to pieces. Mouth!
A master teaches his disciples, preaching and receiving karma, shouldn't he teach his disciples in a good direction? How can there be a master who teaches his disciples how to torture people!
As expected, this old immortal Taiqing and his junior sister Zi Lingxian Zun are both perverts!
Just when Shen Ning'er was so angry that she couldn't hold back the curse, Taiqing Immortal Lord suddenly burst out laughing, and then told the horrific incident of "three days and three nights". Shen Ning'er was so scared that she immediately covered her head. his own mouth!
Let alone laughing for three days and three nights, she couldn't stand it even if I made her laugh for three hours!
Taiqing Immortal Lord is this piece of shit!
At this moment, she saw Shen Qiqi suddenly looking towards her, and then taking out a small porcelain bottle with Xiaoxiao Dan on it from a pile of bottles and jars. Shen Ning'er's eyes widened with fear. Drowning her like a tide!
"You, you, you, what are you going to do!"
"Shen Qiqi, don't come here! If you dare to come here, I will die for you right now!"
"...Qiqi, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I beg you, please let me go! Oh!"
In response, her chin was pinched, her mouth was forced open, and then something was pushed directly into the deepest part of her throat with a strong force.
The stuff melted in the mouth. It tasted indescribably weird, extremely spicy, and exuded a disgusting stench. It was like chili juice mixed with centuries-old excrement. Before the effect of the medicine took effect, Shen Ning'er was almost killed. This taste is choking!
Shen Qiqi also smelled her fingers, and then she said disgustedly: "Hey, it smells so bad. Master, why does your Xiaoxiao Pill smell so bad?"
Aren’t poisons supposed to be colorless and odorless?
This poison made by Master... is really a different kind of novel.
As a result, I heard Taiqing Xianzun say: "I added a bit of Wong Tai Sin's fart to this medicine, and the smell is a bit stronger."
Shen Qiqi: "..."
Not only is it a little heavier, it is so heavy that it reaches the sky!
Wong Tai Sin is a weasel, famous for his stinky farts.
Using Wong Tai Sin's stinky farts as medicine, the master is really... ugh!
Shen Qiqi didn't know what to do. She turned her head and looked at Shen Ning'er, feeling suddenly sympathetic to her.
After the initial weird smell that made people wish they could lose their sense of taste, the Xiaoxiao Pill that Shen Ning'er took took effect. At this moment, she was rolling on the floor, laughing, and bursting into tears. Occasionally, The look in Shen Qiqi's eyes was full of begging.
To be honest, it does look a bit pitiful.
But she brought this upon herself.
Shen Qiqi withdrew her gaze and said coldly, "Don't worry, I divided the medicine into three parts and gave you only one part."
In other words, Shen Ning'er didn't have to laugh for three days and three nights, just one day and one night was enough.
…But that’s also very life-threatening!
Seeing Shen Qiqi turning around to leave, Shen Ning'er suddenly panicked and rushed over to hug her legs.
He was pushed away by the maid who had been watching the show in the room.
If she hadn't been in a low position and couldn't interfere in the affairs of her masters, she would have grabbed her hair and slapped this woman three hundred times.
But although you can't fight openly, you can do it secretly.
When she pushed Shen Ning'er away, the maid used a lot of force and pushed him to the ground. Then she pretended to fall on Shen Ning'er's body, with her elbow right on Shen Ning'er's full body. A heavy pressure on the injured leg with blood holes!
Shen Ning'er, who was laughing loudly, suddenly let out a miserable howl!
Naturally, the maid's little thoughts could not be hidden from Shen Qiqi's eyes, but she did not stop her, let alone scold him.
Although the little maid's hand has been saved, it will definitely have hidden problems in the future. The most obvious manifestation is that she may never be able to lift heavy objects again.
Furthermore, the other party just suffered such a tragic and unreasonable disaster, and it is understandable that he wants to vent his grievances.
Shen Qiqi listened to the series of miserable howls behind her, and she kept walking outside.
The maid didn't push herself too far. She stopped when she was done. After expressing her resentment, she quickly got up and ran out.
Shen Qiqi was waiting for her outside. When she saw her coming out, she said to her: "From now on, you should take care of the birds raised by your father."
Shen Mingyu likes to raise flowers, plants, and birds, and there are several birds in the garden.
Feeding birds is probably the easiest job in the house.
This was the way she could think of to take care of that maid.
When the maid heard this, her eyes were red with emotion, and she quickly knelt down and kowtowed.
"Thank you very much, Miss Second, for taking care of me! Thank you very much, Miss Second!"
Shen Qiqi stretched out her hand to help him up: "Go ahead. Pay more attention to yourself in the future."
The maid then turned around and walked away with gratitude.
Shen Qiqi also called for a few thick-shouldered women with round waists.
These women are all doing physical work, and they are all very strong. They are more than enough to guard a person like Shen Ning'er whose spiritual veins have been sealed.