Chapter 444: Master Meng Swells and Becomes Master Meng
After Menghun Beast Master Meng finished speaking, he waved his hand and asked Shen Qiqi to kneel down and retreat.
That look reminded Shen Qiqi of an excerpt from a play she had once seen.
In the palace, the emperor spoke impatiently to his concubines, and when he tried to persuade the concubines to retreat, he used this tone and this gesture.
Shen Qiqi was speechless. She couldn't help but twitching at the corner of her mouth. She looked at the Dream Soul Beast sitting cross-legged on the banana leaf. She really wanted to pick up this young man and find a pond to put him in for a dip. , and then hang it upside down to dry it in the sun, so as to help Mr. Meng dry up the water in his brain.
He still knelt down, he really regarded himself as an emperor.
What's even more annoying is that when this guy was trapped in the vine house, he called her sister one by one. Now that he came out of the vine house, her sister has turned into a bad woman... Wow, that's so heartless.
Shen Qiqi gritted her teeth and sneered, pressed hard on the paw she wanted to hit, took a deep breath to calm down, and then managed to suppress her anger.
Business matters.
She broke up with this little guy and settled the matter with this little guy later.
"Master, what I said is true. I really have more delicious food here."
"How about this? Don't eat the vines first. Let's make a bet. If I can come up with something more delicious than the vines in your hand, even if you lose, you can eat those two vines. How about giving it to me?"
Dream Soul Beast didn't say anything, it just blinked and looked at her. Seeing that she stopped talking, he said unhappyly: "Say, why didn't you say anything?"
Shen Qiqi: "I've finished speaking. Now I'm just waiting for you to express your stance."
Dream Soul Beast immediately took a sip and said: "Is this the end? Bah, I'm so stupid. You just said what will happen if I lose, but you didn't say what you will do if you lose. You don't want to take any risks." , you are treating me like a three-year-old."
Shen Qiqi curled her lips and thought to herself, grandma, I really treated you like a child today.
She smiled and said, "I didn't say what would happen if I lost. That's because I knew I wouldn't lose at all. I won't lose, so why bother talking about what would happen if I lost? It's not a waste of time." ?”
Without any suspense, Dream Soul Beast really jumped up and shouted: "You woman, you are so thin and have a strong tone!"
He was still in the period of punishment, and the Lord cast a spell. To put it simply, his mouth was blocked. Except for the things at the bottom of the Ten Thousand Demons Cliff, which he could eat, he could only eat any food in the world. Can smell it.
And he has been hanging out at the bottom of the Ten Thousand Demons Cliff for hundreds of years. He knows exactly how many rats, males and females live in the crevices at the bottom of the cliff. How can he not know what is delicious at the bottom of the cliff?
It can be said that there is nothing more delicious than the roots of the old vine monster at the bottom of the cliff.
Dream Soul Beast snorted coldly: "Woman, I will accept this bet of yours, but you must also come up with a prize."
He tilted his head in deep thought, thought for a while, and then said: "Well, if you lose, you stay at the bottom of the cliff to play with me. You have to do whatever I ask you to do, how about that?"
Shen Qiqi frowned: "You want to bet your life with me? Then my bet is a bit big. It's unfair for you to bet your life with me with two vine whiskers."
It's really unfair.
Dream Soul Beast then added: "Then I will make the same bet as you. If I lose, I will let you do whatever you want. Is that okay?"
This is just great!
Shen Qiqi was still thinking about how to quietly tie up the Dream Soul Beast for betting, but Master Meng jumped into the betting pool without her having to bother!
"Okay, then let's make it a deal!" Shen Qiqi immediately accepted the bet, then turned to look at the rattan monster, "Ancestor Rattan, could you please be a witness for us?"
Ancestor Teng doesn’t want to get involved at all!
But he very much hoped that Shen Qiqi could get rid of the little overlord at the bottom of the cliff, the Dream Soul Beast!
Those who work as spiritual planters, especially those at his age, have more or less the intuition to predict the future.
His intuition told him that the little human girl in front of him would most likely win.
At the same time, his intuition also told him that if he became this witness, when the bastard Little Overlord of Dream Soul Beast lost the bet, he would take out his anger on him as the witness at some point!
His old bones can't stand the torment of that bad boy!
Therefore, the safest way is to find more witnesses. After all, the law does not punish everyone!
So Patriarch Teng suggested: "I am old and don't remember things very well. How about this? I will help you find more witnesses. What do you two think?"
Dream Soul Beast hasn't realized the seriousness of the matter yet, so it doesn't matter and says it's okay.
Shen Qiqi is even better. After all, with one more witness, the possibility of the Dream Soul Beast being cheating is reduced.
Because she could see that this Mr. Meng was a face-saving man!
No one had any objections, so Patriarch Teng quickly summoned his old neighbors to come over as witnesses. The witnesses who were summoned included evil spirits, mountain spirits and wild monsters, and a large group of them came.
Everyone was chirping, and everyone looked excited and excited - they all live under the same roof, who hasn't been bullied by the little bully Dream Soul Beast?
I wish someone could control this little bully!
The scene was noisy and chaotic for a while, and all the witnesses looked expectantly at their savior: Shen Qiqi.
Shen Qiqi, who had great expectations placed on her, looked at the scene of these demons dancing wildly and didn't know what to say for a moment.
Who would have thought that after a lifetime, she could experience this kind of situation again, surrounded by a group of monsters and monsters?
You must know that in this life, she is a serious monk, not a demon who has thousands of ghosts under her and hangs out with all kinds of evil spirits all day long.
If the Taoist sects saw her surrounded by a group of demons and ghosts like this, they would probably launch a second round of siege against her.
Dream Soul Beast's patience was not very good. Seeing that the witnesses had been called in and Shen Qiqi was still whining, he urged impatiently: "Hey, woman, what are you still nagging about? Why don't you hurry up and get rid of her?" Bring out the delicious food you mentioned!"
"You know you can't compete, so you're scared, right? It's okay. If you're scared, just admit defeat. I'm not the kind of person who cares about the process... Woman, come here and give me a pat on my back. "
Shen Qiqi: "..."
With your small shoulders and small back, my aunt is afraid that you might be crushed accidentally.
She didn't want to get any blood on her hands.
Shen Qiqi shook her head and was too lazy to pay attention to the dream soul beast that said "young master" but closed "woman".
She looked around and said: "Thank you for your hard work, everyone. It's a food competition between Master Meng and I, so I'm going to make some food later. Is there anything in particular you want to eat?"
A group of ghosts and mountain elves looked at each other in confusion.
Aren't they called as witnesses?
Why, is it possible that they also serve as judges?
After the scene was silent for a moment, the middle-aged human monk ghost who had interacted with Shen Qiqi at the beginning was the first to speak: "I wonder if you can make a bowl of Yuzhou's special red oil hand-cooked hand?"
Hongyou Chaoshou are boiled small wontons.
Just replaced the clear soup with spicy soup.
Yuzhou is a mountain city with a cold and humid climate, so people in Yuzhou like to eat spicy food.
Shen Qiqi didn't expect to meet fellow villagers here, so she smiled and responded: "Of course."
The middle-aged monk hurriedly saluted her and thanked her: "Thank you very much, Miss. Thank you for your help, Miss."
With this middle-aged monk ghost taking the lead, other ghosts also reported their favorite foods during their lifetime.
As for those mountain elf monsters... they completely follow the ghosts. Whatever the ghosts order, the mountain elf monsters also order something.
The menu in Shen Qiqi's hand was quickly filled up.
She glanced at the menu, then counted the ingredients in her storage bag, and found that she could basically satisfy all of them, so she poured out all the ingredients and took out a stack of paper figures.
Just like the time in the dark forest, a group of paper figures immediately got to work after receiving the order.
Those who build the stove, those who wash the vegetables, those who cut the vegetables, every paper figure has a job to do, and they all have an orderly division of labor, and they are busy but not chaotic.
Everyone present was very human, so no one was surprised by the sudden appearance of this group of paper figures. They were just curious and stared at the busy paper figures.
The Dream Soul Beast was a little curious at first, but after watching it for a while, he saw that Shen Qiqi had made this gesture because he was planning to have a live cooking, and he immediately snorted with disdain.
Not to mention the mountain spirits and wild monsters, they live a very rough life, and they don’t know what delicious food is.
As for the ghosts of the human race, although these ghosts can eat and know how to taste, they are all dead ghosts.
Dead ghosts cannot eat human food.
Therefore, even if the woman in front of them cooked a table full of delicacies, it would be completely meaningless to them.
I thought this woman could really come up with something delicious, but I didn't expect this.
Dream Soul Beast was disappointed and became even more impatient. He said to Shen Qiqi with an irritated face: "Woman, it's useless for you to do all this. I advise you to admit defeat... ugh!"
Before he could finish speaking, his mouth was suddenly blocked by something.
The greedy instinct means that you will habitually bite whatever comes into your mouth.
This time was no exception. Feeling something entering its entrance, Dream Soul Beast subconsciously bit it with its teeth.
Soft, glutinous, sweet...etc!
The dream soul beast's small soybean eyes suddenly widened!
How come there is sweetness?
Did he actually taste sweetness just now?
How is this possible! He is still in the punishment period. No matter how delicious food is in his mouth, it will make him feel like chewing wax!
But he actually tasted something sweet just now!
Dream Soul Beast had a look of disbelief on its face and hurriedly took out the thing from its mouth. After a closer look, it saw a white and tender small ball. That was a glutinous rice ball!
Ahhhhhh it was his favorite rice dumpling before!
The Dream Soul Beast was completely stunned, holding the little glutinous rice ball that was no bigger than a soybean and looking at it again and again.
After a long time, he carefully and cautiously stuffed the overly delicate and mini glutinous rice balls into his mouth.
For the first time, I didn’t chew the food immediately after it entered my mouth. Instead, I closed my eyes religiously and made a double ten.
While Shen Qiqi was stirring the glutinous rice balls in the pot, she took a moment to glance at this guy, thinking that he was probably praying.
After all, he had not eaten real food for so long, and now that he suddenly ate it, he must have felt as unreal as a dream.
Pray this is not a dream.
Shen Qiqi guessed correctly, the Dream Soul Beast was indeed praying.
Unprecedented piety and sincerity.
After praying silently in his heart for a long time, the Dream Soul Beast opened its eyes, carefully bit the glutinous rice balls in its mouth with its teeth, and exerted a slight force.
puff--
Along with a very thin and light sound, a large amount of sweetness spread in his mouth!
Black sesame brown sugar filling!
Delicious food that hasn’t been seen for hundreds of years!
Happiness came so suddenly, the dream soul beast jumped down from the banana leaf.
Shen Qiqi looked up and saw him, fearing that he would plunge into the glutinous rice pot again and drown and be scalded to death, so she reached out to catch him. As a result, the body of the dream soul beast seemed to be filled with gas, rapidly expanding and expanding again. !
Until it finally turned into a burly figure with five large and three thick feet, as tall as two people... a giant!
Shen Qiqi raised her head and looked at the Dream Soul Beast that suddenly jumped up. She was so shocked that she froze, and she almost lost her grip on the spoon and threw it into the pot.
What's going on?
It was so small just now, why did it suddenly become so big?!
She quickly turned to look at Xie Beiming, asking with her eyes: What's going on?
Xie Beiming made up for the explanation he just missed: "I forgot to tell you just now that the Dream Soul Beast is actually very large. It's just that after he was punished, his mouth was sealed by the Night Travel God. In order to eat less, he turned himself into a small one. It’s a smaller one.”
After all, if you are small, you will eat less.
Shen Qiqi suddenly understood. When she turned around and looked back, she couldn't help but feel speechless again.
Just as she and Xie Beiming turned around to talk for a while, all the seven or eight bowls of glutinous rice balls that had just been cooked went into the belly of the Dream Soul Beast!
Now that Mr. Meng... Oh no, we can't call him Mr. Meng anymore, after all, he is so big.
Now that Uncle Meng, after finishing eight bowls of glutinous rice balls in one go at a lightning speed, started to attack the red oil hand again.
He grabbed the colander from the hand of a paper auntie and shoveled it into the pot again and again. He scooped up almost all the wontons in the pot.
Looking at his proficiency, he looks like an expert who often fishes food out of the pot.
He wasn't afraid of being burned. He picked up the wontons and didn't even put them in them. He just poured them into his mouth with a slotted spoon.
However, the next moment, he suddenly frowned again and spit out all the wontons that had entered his mouth.
Unpalatable!
It tastes terrible!
Just like chewing wax!
What's going on? Why does he have no sense of taste again?
Could it be that the way he eats is wrong?
The size of the Dream Soul Beast has increased, and its facial features have also expanded and become larger. Its eyes are as big as a bull's eye.
At this time, he flashed his two big bull eyes, and after thinking for a while, he felt that the way he ate must be wrong, so he couldn't taste the food.
So he stuffed a few wontons into his mouth just like before, and started eating immediately without being in a hurry. He closed his eyes, clasped his hands together, and silently prayed before the meal in his heart.