Perhaps realizing that it was inappropriate to discuss mating dogs with a nine-year-old girl, Jiang Yi decisively ordered his war dog to be brought over - a majestic big yellow dog.
The big yellow dog has a strong physique, well-developed limbs, and is much larger than the ordinary big yellow dog. It has a pair of bright and sharp eyes, and its temperament is exactly the same as that of its owner.
There are also several obvious or inconspicuous scars on its face and front legs, all of which were left on the battlefield.
These "medals" dilute the fierceness of the big yellow dog and give people a sense of security and peace of mind.
"Aw~" Erbaiwu looked at the big yellow dog curiously, and took the initiative to wave his tail to greet it, and wanted to get closer to sniff and exchange information with it.
Song Xixi didn't know the temperament of the big yellow dog, and was worried that the bastard would be harmed, so she stopped its four legs that were about to move and made it stay where it was.
In comparison, the big yellow dog was much more aloof. He stared at Erbaifu critically for a while, then walked towards the man and the dog.
Song Xixi was a little nervous, not because she was afraid that the big yellow dog would attack the two of them, but because 250 was full of instability, and she was afraid that one of its actions would cause the big yellow dog to misunderstand her, and she would be pressed to the ground and beaten by the big yellow dog.
The two-hundred-and-five is brave enough, but he is a scumbag in battle. The little five-hundred can beat him until he howls and howls, so he cannot be the opponent of the big yellow dog who has experienced hundreds of battles.
As a result, an unexpected scene appeared for the two pet owners. They saw the big yellow dog skipping them, walking straight to the wall behind them, lifting its hind legs and peeing at the base of the wall. It was still wet.
Extremely high.
Song Xixi: "..."
Two hundred and five: "..."
What does this mean?
"Hahaha!"
Jiang Yi laughed heartily and looked at Erbaiwu the same way his father-in-law looked at his son-in-law: "Sure enough, Da Zhuang is very satisfied with you!"
Da Zhuang is almost five years old, and he is not satisfied with any of the dozen male dogs he has carefully selected. Every time he meets him, he will pounce on the male dogs and attack them.
I just gave it a try this time and didn’t have high hopes. Unexpectedly, Da Zhuang fell in love with this dog from Fanbang. I just didn’t know what it was about 250 that Da Zhuang fell in love with.
Song Xixi's mouth twitched: Da Zhuang? This Master Jiang's naming skills are really not that good!
But this big yellow dog is really good, both in terms of physical strength and appearance, it is one of a kind.
If he and Erbai Wu could produce offspring, the puppies that would inherit their genes would be almost the same.
Thinking of this, Song Xixi lowered her head and looked at 250, wondering if it was willing to breed offspring with Da Zhuang.
Erbai Wu didn't know what his master was thinking, so he raised his legs and slowly walked towards Da Zhuang. The furry dog's face actually showed a bit of solemnity.
Da Zhuang shook his tail slightly and stood there waiting for Er Bai Wu to interact with him.
Unexpectedly, Erbaifu had no intention of getting close to it, so he sniffed the wall that was wet with Da Zhuang's urine. Finally, in front of everyone, he raised a hind leg, raised his butt high and peed, and then
Covered up the traces left by Da Zhuang.
Not only that, after urinating, it dug hard at the ground twice and stared at Da Zhuang sideways like a demonstration.
The dog was confused by this move, and so were the people.
Da Zhuang seemed to think for a moment, then walked to the wall again, changed his position and peed again, and it was even higher than the first time.
After urinating, it walked to the opposite side of 250 and wagged its tail in goodwill.
Erbai Wu lived up to the reputation of "two", walked over with his head held high, raised his legs again and peed, covering up the traces left by Da Zhuang just like last time.
Da Zhuang was sure of something now. Amidst Song Xixi's exclamations, he fiercely pounced on Two Hundred and Five.
"Ouch——"
Erbai Wu had already prepared his defense. The moment Da Zhuang pounced on him, he stood up, opened his big mouth and showed his white teeth, preparing to fight Da Zhuang, trying his best not to lose too humiliatingly.
It was fighting against the five scum, but it was no match for Da Zhuang, who had experienced hundreds of battles. Under Da Zhuang's ferocious impact, it fell to the ground on all fours.
"Two hundred and five!"
Song Xixi rushed over to save the dog, but Jiang Yi stopped him: "Dazhuang was just playing around with Erbai Wu, and there was no harm in it."
Song Xixisheng stopped and noticed that Da Zhuang did not open his mouth to bite and the hair on his back did not stand up, so he believed Jiang Yi's words.
Erbai Wu didn't know anymore, he let out a pitiful scream of "Ouch", and then pulled his limbs to get up and fight again. Unexpectedly, Da Zhuang made a move that shocked everyone present:
I saw it pounced on Erbaifu's back, suppressing Erbaifu tightly, and then hugged Erbaifu's strong waist with its two thick and powerful forelimbs, making a whole set of indescribable movements like Jiangjiangnongniang!
Song Xixi: "..."
Jiang Yi: "..."
Du Wei: "..."
The atmosphere in the room was extremely strange, echoing with the screams of two hundred and fifty people who almost tore off the roof, like a good woman who had been robbed by a bully.
"cough!"
Jiang Yi coughed dryly and ordered to his pet dog who was in high spirits: "Dazhuang, come here!"
Da Zhuang glanced at Erbai5 under him, then reluctantly let it go. He walked back to his master, but he scratched the ground a little irritably, as if he was complaining that his master was indifferent and shouted at such a critical moment.
it.
"Ouch!"
Two hundred and fifty-one was free, and rolled and crawled on top of Song Xixi. He put his big head in the crook of its neck and cried so hard that he couldn't help but feel so sad.
Song Xixi, who was in a daze, subconsciously held the dog's butt and raised her hand to pat it on the back. She was still in the shock of being molested by another female dog and almost losing her virginity.
"Hahaha……"
Du Wei, who had reacted, burst into laughter, pointed at the crying Erbai Wu, and then pointed at Da Zhuang, who was pacing anxiously, and mercilessly ridiculed his rival: "They say dogs follow their masters, Jiang Yi
Ah Jiang Yi, shouldn’t you reflect on this?”
Jiang Yi: "..."
I'm reflecting on it, don't rush it.
Song Xixi comforted the dog who couldn't stop crying. She felt that it was necessary to say something, so she said carefully to Jiang Yi: "Master Jiang, the strong melon is not sweet, so why don't you forget it?"
Phew~
Du Wei couldn't bear it anymore and burst out laughing again: "The melons that are forced are not sweet, hahaha, that's right, the melons that are forced are not sweet. You two, please give up!"
Jiang Yi twitched the corner of his mouth, resisted the urge to hold his forehead, and nodded implicitly to Song Xixi: "You guys go back, don't forget to calm down the two hundred and five."
Song Xixi gritted her teeth to keep her expression from losing control, blessed the two of them, and left with Erbai Wu who was crying heartbroken.
"Woo~"
Seeing that the dog he was interested in was about to leave, Da Zhuang became even more anxious, looking at the owner and whining.
"Everyone has said that strong melons are not sweet, so you should give up. I will find another one for you if I have a chance." Jiang Yi touched the dog's head and soothed its emotions, but felt sorry for the dog in his heart.
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If Da Zhuang could talk, he would definitely yell at him: The twisted melon is not sweet, but it can quench your thirst!