The first thousand nine hundred and ninety-two chapters crazy squirting extortion finished
The old man was lamenting that the gutter was capsized and encountered a trough in his life, Xiaomei and Xiaoyu ran over and told him that he had seen his photos.
The old man was ecstatic when he heard this, and he was drowsy and gave him a pillow. He was worried about how to get the photo back. As long as he got the photo, his braid would be gone, and he didn't have to worry about the threats of Zhao Danqing and the second brother.
The ups and downs of life are simply more exciting than bungee jumping. Just now, it was hell, and I felt that life was dark, who would have thought it would be heaven in a blink of an eye.
Thinking of Zhao Danqing and the second brother, the old man couldn't help but smile like a devil, and all kinds of ideas for swearing people came out like a spring: "Didn't you ask me to find you? When I get the photos, I will definitely go to find you in person."
Thinking of the photo, the old man looked at Xiaoyu and Xiaomei, and was about to ask where the photo was, suddenly it was revealed that the two girls looked at him with something wrong.
"Why do they think this way?" Suddenly, the old man shivered and his face changed drastically. Then he thought of a serious problem. If these two girls showed photos, wouldn't they have seen his ugly posture?
The old man was used to playing with Zhao Danqing and his second brother, and it was nothing they could see. Besides, they were all men. But when they saw it, they were all men. Where could they put their faces?
"Xiaomei, what photos are you showing?" the old man asked awkwardly, his face a little hot.
"It's just a photo of you squatting in a pit and shitting. Your expression looks very hard!" The voice of the words was very crisp. It's hard to imagine such a nice voice saying such a vulgar words.
"Hi~" The old man covered his forehead and shook his body twice. He was in a harder mood at this time, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.
"Haha, it's okay, it's just two children!" The old man waved his spirit, comforted himself, took out the wine gourd he brought with him, and took a few sips to suppress his shock.
At this moment, Xiaoyu said naively again: "Old man, your Ding Ding is not as big as Xiaolong!"
"Puff~" The old man squirted out a sip of wine and fell to the ground seven times, without any movement for a long time. Xiaoyu's fierce words were definitely a critical blow, and she sank the old man in one go.
The two little girls looked at each other and showed bad smiles. They squatted down and held one of the old men's arms, and helped him up with difficulty. They asked in unison: "Old man, what's wrong with you?"
The old man gasped for a long time before he took a breath, stared at the two little girls, and said seriously: "Don't say such vulgar words in the future. Do you know that you are girls? This way it seems very uneducated. It will make people laugh at you not only, but also Xingchenling and your princess!"
Xiaomei blinked, not scared by the old man's expression, and asked back: "The princess sister said that people should be honest. Let's tell the truth, why are they laughed at?"
"This" the old man was speechless when asked.
Xiaoyu nodded seriously and said, "Old man, your Ding Ding is indeed not as big as Xiaolong. We can't lie to you!"
"Oh my God~" The old man grabbed his head with both hands and felt like he was going crazy. Why are the two children who usually look very smart now like fools?
Finally, the old man glared at Xiaomei, stared at him viciously, and threatened: "You guys tell me the truth about other things, but the content of the photo can't be mentioned, do you know?"
Xiaomei blinked and said strangely: "Why can't you mention it? Everyone seems to share with each other after taking pictures."
The old man had the urge to hit the wall with his head. As the Great Perfection, he was dominant in the world, but was eaten by these two little girls.
Taking a deep breath, the old man forced himself to control his emotions and said in a gentle voice: "Some things cannot be told in truth. As long as you agree not to tell the content of the photo, our ancestors will give you candy!"
Xiaomei and Xiaoyu showed sweet smiles, their eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and they shook their heads and said, "We don't want candy! But if there are two bottles of high-end Yuanqi wine, we will keep it confidential for you!"
The old man twitched his lips a few times before he understood the purpose of the two girls. They were not stupid at all, but they were like fools.
Taking a deep breath, the old man nodded and agreed: "Okay! I'll give you two bottles of high-end vital wine, but do you keep your word?"
Xiaomei and Xiaoyu lit their little heads hard: "Don't worry, old man, we absolutely believe in what we say!"
The old man got up and walked back to his residence. When he handed over two bottles of high-end Yuanqi wine to Xiaomei and Xiaoyu, his heart was bleeding. He was so poor that he suffered so much. He not only suffered so much for a bottle of Yuanqi wine with laxatives, but also had a photo of fruit. Now he poured out two bottles.
"Thank you, old man!" The two little girls took the Yuanqi wine bottle, bowed very politely, turned their heads and jumped away.
The old man sighed: "Don't worry, they just don't say it out!"
Thinking to himself, the old man wanted to return home. But just as he was about to step, he suddenly became stunned and his expression froze on his face. He suddenly remembered that he was just asking the two girls to keep the secret, but he forgot to ask for photos.
It seemed as if countless crows were shouting that fools were flying over the head, and the old man was covered in black lines, almost making himself cry.
"Xiaomei and Xiaoyu, come back for me, my photo!" The master shouted and turned his head to chase the two girls in the direction of leaving!
Fortunately, Xiaomei and Xiaoyu didn't walk fast and didn't know how to do it. The old man finally caught up with them and hurriedly asked for photos.
What made the old man relieved was that the two girls did not blame the debt. They said sorry and walked towards the sea of flowers first. While walking, they also told the old man about the process of the photo being revealed.
When the two girls heard Zhao Danqing and her second brother appear behind the kitten girl's house, the old man cursed in his heart, saying that these two bastards really know how to find a place
After arriving at the kitten girl's room, I saw the two girls pointing to the point. The old man couldn't wait to pounce over, and the digging of soil with both hands was faster than that of crabs.
However, a few minutes later, he dug a large pit more than a half meters deep, but no photos appeared.
"Girl, what's going on?" The old man's face looked very bad, and he was almost tossed by this photo.
Xiaomei and Xiaoyu also looked ignorant. They clearly saw the photos here and buried them back in place, so why did they disappear?
The old man thought the two girls were lying to him, and was about to ask, but suddenly he heard the cat girl laughing in the room in front: "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
"It's over!" The old man's eyes turned dark and he sat on the ground. He cursed in his heart: "Brother Zhao, the second brother, I'm the second brother. I've been missing for eight lifetimes. You want to take a picture of the fruit, such a trick that is so smoky and pus flowing under his feet!" (To be continued.)8