Hearing Jiang Xingchen's last words, the audience was still surprised. Powerful mercenaries, why did you call them on the stage? Do they know how to perform? When the two people opened their mouths, people realized that it was a cross talk.
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This is a big joke, called The Big Mercenary, which Jiang Xingchen adapted from the Big Bodyguard, and there are lots of laughs in it.
"What are swords, guns, swords and halberds, axes and axes, hooks and forks, whips, maces and hammers, cudgels and sticks, kidnappers and meteors; those with hooks and sharp points
Some, with blades, with thorns, with Emei needles, with chains, I have all eighteen kinds of weapons——"
"proficient!"
"sloppy!"
"Boom~" The audience burst into laughter. After this, the audience was laughing almost every moment and never stopped.
"When my brother heard that there was a thief, he was so angry that the three corpse gods jumped up, the five spirits were so angry, and he pushed hard with his crotch and wiped his pants!"
"It's time to take action!"
"Shit!"
"Boom~" The audience burst into tears with laughter, and many people squatted down holding their stomachs and cramped.
The audience was tired from laughing, but the actors on stage were really tired. After this big piece, the two actors were all wet. They were originally Sun Sanqiang's subordinates. They had some skills in kung fu and their voices were strong enough, but after a few
Thousands of people in the audience were roaring with laughter, and they had to use all their strength. In this way, they had to stop several times and wait until the laughter subsided before continuing.
After a full five or six minutes, the audience in the audience took a breath, rubbed their sore cheeks, and stood up straight.
Jiang Xingchen walked to the front desk again and said loudly: "Are my two friends good at Kung Fu?"
"Awesome! So awesome!" Many audience members cheered.
"Haha, what we just did was cross talk. Big Mercenary! The two performers are excellent cross talk actors from Xingchen Teahouse! Everyone saw it, they worked so hard just now!"
As Jiang Xingchen spoke, he raised his hand backwards, and the two sweaty crosstalk actors also walked to the stage and bowed to the audience to thank them, receiving a wave of warm applause.
"Actually, their kung fu is really good, but the weapons I just mentioned are all fabricated!" Jiang Xingchen explained jokingly, there are no eighteen kinds of weapons here, not to mention Emei needles and the like.
Fresh words.
There are many nobles in the audience, all of whom have practiced. They were confused when they heard about those weapons just now. Now after hearing what Jiang Xingchen said, they suddenly nodded. The cross talk was made up, and of course those weapons
It was also made up.
"Thank you again for coming all the way. Next, I will sing a song for you, Legend!" Jiang Xingchen bowed slightly. He walked back to the middle of the stage, and the two crosstalk actors also came off the stage to take a rest.
The fans of Bauhinia immediately cheered up. Jiang Xingchen had not performed for a long time.
"Legend, it's a new song. The name means it's from Star Leader!"
"It should be. In less than two years, a small village turned into such a town. It is definitely a legend!"
"Stop talking and listen carefully. Every one of Jiang Xingchen's songs is a classic!"
Then, Meier walked onto the stage, holding the guitar in her arms, and sat quietly next to Jiang Xingchen.
"New instruments! This song uses new instruments... great, new songs, new instruments!"
"Who is this girl?"
"Are you a fan of Zijin? You don't even know Jiang Meier or Jiang Xingchen's sister?"
"You're not that good either, what a sister, they are childhood sweethearts! Jiang Mei'er was still a slave last year!"
"Really or not, are you kidding me?"
"How is it impossible? On Jiang Xingchen's eighteenth birthday, he brought Jiang Meier to the main table. Many people know it!"
As soon as the man finished speaking, he suddenly felt a chill in his body, as if he had been pricked by a needle. He quickly turned around and saw many girls staring at him with angry expressions on their faces.
"I'm going to tell you that Jiang Xingchen has a couple in front of these idiots. Isn't this looking for death?" He cursed secretly, and the man quickly lowered his head.
At this time, the sound of the guzheng suddenly sounded, and everyone who was talking stopped and looked at the stage. Feeling the murderous eyes of the girls leaving, the man breathed a sigh of relief.
The other people were a little surprised. They all thought that there would be a new instrument played, but they didn't expect that it would be the guzheng at the beginning.
There were no electronic instruments or violins, so Jiang Xingchen could only use the guzheng to replace the beginning melody.
However, the legendary melody is so beautiful that even if it is replaced by a guzheng, the audience is still amazed.
"It sounds so good!" The eyes of Bauhinia fans lit up instantly. With this amazing intro, this song is a classic.
"Just because I took one more look at you among the crowd, I never forgot your face again..."
The singing voice is erratic, the voice is soft, it sounds a bit ethereal, and it feels very clean and pure.
However, they were also a little surprised. The lyrics of this song were very ordinary, and they did not describe the territory.
"It seems to express love, but the lyrics feel a bit ordinary!"
"Don't say anything. The original Swordsman is just average now!" Someone shouted in a low voice, stopping those who questioned.
On the stage, Jiang Xingchen continued to sing, and Meier's guitar finally started playing, replacing the guzheng and becoming the main melody.
"When I miss you, you are in the sky, when I miss you, you are in front of me, when I miss you..." It seems like talking, like whispering, with a faint feeling. Slowly tell the love story.
During the singing, Jiang Xingchen looked at Meier and showed a faint smile.
Jiang Meier, on the other hand, lowered her head slightly, looking a little shy, and strummed the strings seriously.
Behind the stage, Yu Zhen and Zhang Yingying looked at Meier with envy and sighed at the same time: "This little girl is so happy. Why has no one written such a classic for me?"
Mo Hongxian and Wanrou were also wondering why this boy was so determined to identify this little girl.
There was a row of chairs in the best place under the stage, and the marshal and the others were all sitting there.
Marshal Feng Xuanzhang looked at each other and said to himself: "I wonder why this boy doesn't want anyone to introduce him, and even asks the emperor for credit. He shows that he will not follow the arrangement. It turns out that he already has a master!"
Tang Chuxue frowned slightly, feeling a little uncomfortable, as if something she valued was about to be taken away...
At this time, the audience was all immersed in the beautiful melody. The feeling that the lyrics and the melody did not match was gone. The more they listened, the more interesting it became.
At the end of the first half of the song, Wanrou appeared, and the fife played the most beautiful melody. The tambourine also followed the corresponding rhythm.
"It sounds so nice!" the audience exclaimed again. This flute solo melody is so beautiful.
At this moment, Jiang Xingchen took a step forward, opened his hands horizontally, and the breeze caused his clothes to flutter back, as if he opened his chest to welcome the world. He raised his head slightly and closed his eyes slightly, feeling as if he was enjoying this period.
The joy of playing the flute.
"Ah!" The girls in the audience were instantly shocked by Jiang Xingchen's action, and many of them screamed.
Some of the other spectators couldn't help but imitate Jiang Xingchen's movements, closing their eyes slightly. They raised their heads and listened quietly. Sure enough, they felt something different...
Yuan Hao and He Yunxuan stood in the crowd, cursing secretly at the same time: "You have such a weak soul, you will die if you don't pretend! Just sing if you say you want to, no matter how you look, you won't be afraid of God striking you with thunder!"
Wanrou's performance ended and she exited the center of the stage. She also played the flute behind her, but she couldn't steal Mei'er's limelight.
After singing the entire legendary song, Jiang Xingchen took Meier's hand and bowed to the audience. Of course, the audience responded with warm applause and countless piercing screams.
"This song called Legend is really good!" Especially the melody is so beautiful, it can definitely be considered a classic.
After Meier thanked her, she returned to the rest area. The moment she sat down on the chair, her face immediately turned red and her heartbeat accelerated.
During the performance, Mei'er didn't think anything of it. After all, the performance was important and all thoughts were suppressed. Now that the performance is over, all kinds of thoughts have come to mind. Especially this song is about love.
At this time, her mind was filled with legendary lyrics, and Jiang Xingchen's singing kept playing back in his ears.
"I would rather believe that we have an appointment in the past life, and the love story in this life will not change again. I would rather spend this life waiting for you to discover that I have always been by your side and never gone far!" Meier feels that every lyric is sung to herself.
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At this time, Jiang Xingchen came to the front of the stage again and interacted with the audience.
An actor pushed up a large wooden box, which was filled with dolls handmade by Jiang Xingchen, including his own and Wanrou's.
"Now, Wanrou is invited to come back on stage and she will play the interlude or prelude of the song. Whoever can guess which song it is, we will give away a doll... This kind of doll is made of the best fabrics.
, you can’t buy it anywhere else!”
With that said, Jiang Xingchen took out a doll from the big wooden box and let the audience take a look.
When fans of Bauhinia saw the appearance of the doll, they immediately became excited and looked eager to try it out.
However, Jiang Xingchen did not dare to start directly, as it would be terrible if the audience below rushed to grab it and caused a stampede. He first selected a group of people to take the stage, and Wanrou played three interludes. If they all guessed correctly, they would get dolls.
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Although these people are all fans of Bauhinia, in a world without records and tapes, it is impossible for anyone to listen to their songs every day, especially the interlude, which is even more difficult! Therefore, not many answers are correct, unless they are die-hard fans.
I have followed all the tours of Redbud and know every one of their songs.
Sure enough, many people couldn't guess it, and some Bauhinia fans in the audience were so anxious that they couldn't wait to come up and replace those idiots.
In the end, only five of the more than 20 people who came up in the first batch got all the answers correct.
The person who got the doll was elated and walked off the stage triumphantly. The person who didn't get the doll was dejected.
The game didn't last long, only about ten minutes. After sending out more than thirty dolls, Jiang Xingchen ended the game. After all, there were tens of thousands of people participating in the game. After all, only a handful participated. Most people, especially those in the back row,
Just watching it like this will definitely make you irritated over time.
"The puppets are still there, and everyone still has a chance. Please continue to watch the show! This is a brand new performance form!"
PS: The router was finally repaired, and finally I had to find someone to fix it. Alas! It’s been two days late. I’m sorry to everyone. It will be back to normal tomorrow. The second update will be posted soon!