The sudden appearance of a big face really scared Jiang Xingchen. In an instant, the hairs all over his body exploded, his scalp was numb, and he jumped out with a scream, just hitting the old man behind him.
So, after a second fright, Jiang Xingchen's goosebumps all over his body, and they were about the same size as mung beans.
He quickly turned around, Jiang Xingchen changed direction and jumped directly to the bed, and then he saw clearly the two people in the room. Zhao Danqing's index fingers were still grinning at the corners of his mouth, while the old man's face was twitching his muscles, and he closed his mouth tightly.
"Zhao Danqing, you a slut, what do he want to do?" Jiang Xingchen cursed. Only then did he feel his violent heartbeat, which was almost the same as a pile driver.
"Hahahaha..." Before Zhao Danqing could speak, the old man burst into laughter, pointed at Jiang Xingchen with one hand, covered his stomach with the other, and bent his waist. He said unhurriedly: "Boy, you...you are really like a toad!"
The old man knew that this was not good, which would definitely make Jiang Xingchen's anger soar, but he just couldn't help it. Jiang Xingchen was so funny at this time, with goosebumps the size of mung beans on both sides of his neck and cheeks.
Zhao Danqing originally wanted to explain, but he couldn't help laughing when the old man laughed.
"You..." Jiang Xingchen stared at the two of them with gritted teeth and finally said, "You can, don't regret it!" After that, he strode away and threw the door hard.
"Bang!" The door closed with a trembling sound interrupted the laughter. The hilarious two stopped, and the smiles on their faces gradually disappeared and were replaced by annoyance.
"Old guy, I blame you, just laugh, this time Brother Jiang is really anxious. No way I think of it will work!" Zhao Danqing accused loudly.
"Damn, blame me, it's like you boy is not smiling... Besides, it's obviously your responsibility. If you didn't scare him and make him have goose bumps, would I laugh?" Of course, the old man wouldn't admit his mistake. He immediately retorted loudly.
"Old guy, are you still shameless? Why is it my responsibility? You signaled me to do this. You scared Brother Jiang and you still betray me?" Zhao Danqing was not willing to be outdone.
"Why did I signal to you? I asked you to hug his thighs, just like Luo Yu... But what about you? He leaned over with a big face. Those who don't know thought you wanted to do with that kid. It would be strange if the kid was not scared! Also, it would be fine if you lean over, just let it go, let's just fuck him with your hands and fuck him. Don't you know you're scared..."
Zhao Danqing was stunned. He could be several streets away from the old man when he was quarreling.
He was panting, and Zhao Danqing blushed and held his face for a long time. Then he said loudly: "You didn't say anything, I can know what you mean. And Brother Jiang was busy at that time, why did I hold my thighs... Also, he finally got so big goose bumps, and he was scared to hit your arms, and he didn't care about me at all!"
"You were the abnormal orientation that scared him!" the old man said lightly.
"Your orientation is not normal, your whole family orientation is not normal..." Zhao Danqing scolded with a jump.
"Brother Zhao, you are looking for death, right?" The old man began to threaten.
"If you dare to do it, I will tell Brother Jiang that this time it was the two of you who conspired, don't try to keep it alone, and don't even want to eat seafood..."
"Damn, boy Zhao, you're too poisonous... I said let's stop quarreling in the first place, and we'd better continue to find a way!"
"It's like this now, I'm still thinking of a nonsense. Brother Jiang is probably really angry." Zhao Danqing said.
"This is not necessarily the case. How can you know if you haven't tried it?" The old man lowered his voice and lured him forward again.
"Who said I haven't tried it? I just tried it, and you have also seen the effect... Old guy, don't try to fool me this time. If you want to go, you will go by yourself, I won't go."
"I can't do it. Do you think I don't want it. The problem is that I'm so old that it's really not suitable to hold my thighs..."
"Why is it not suitable? Does this have anything to do with age? If I can hug you, I can't hug you?"
"Of course it's related. I'm still doing that at my age, it can only be disgusting. You are different. You feel funny and cute. If you want to activate these skills, you will definitely succeed!"
"It feels funny and cute. Old man, you're sure I didn't let me pretend to be funny... I knew you, an old guy, didn't have a good intention." Zhao Danqing's teeth clenched.
"No, don't go, forget it. Don't regret it when you see me eating seafood!" The old man smiled.
"I'll go!" Zhao Danqing, who had just refused to go, made the opposite decision in an instant.
"Hehe, don't force it!" The old man showed a smug smile.
"No, no force at all..." Zhao Danqing laughed dryly and strode away from the room.
The old man looked at Zhao Danqing's back, smiled proudly, and murmured: "It's true that you still have to use the trick..."
After a long time, Master Jiang Xingchen lay on the rocking chair in the yard like a master. Zhao Danqing had a dark face and stood beside him with a big fan and squirted gently.
He found Jiang Xingchen, and before he could hold his thighs to be friends with the rich, Jiang Xingchen opened his mouth and said, "If you want to eat seafood, be obedient."
Zhao Danqing was stunned for a moment, thinking that he had heard it wrong. It was not until Jiang Xingchen repeated it again that he woke up and couldn't help but feel ecstatic.
The joy of being able to eat seafood made him completely ignore the meaning of Jiang Xingchen's words. He had nothing to say for a night, and after a turn of the sky, Zhao Danqing's tragic life began.
"Brother Zhao, help me take the pen over. Yes, that's that... Brother Zhao, bring the few pieces of paper in the room just now, the few pieces I wrote and painted..."
It was fine at the beginning, but Jiang Xingchen just instructed him to get something, and Zhao Danqing certainly didn't mind for the seafood meal. But the next order was different.
"Brother Zhao, send this letter to Han Xiaowu!"
"Damn, Han Xiaowu is in the curse place. If you have anything to do, can you please come here? Do you have to let me go..." Zhao Danqing complained in her stomach, but she endured it for the seafood meal.
Later on, Jiang Xingchen's request became more and more excessive. The house was dirty and asked Zhao Danqing to clean it. He had to ride a horse when he went out, and Zhao Danqing was responsible for leading the horse. Even Zhao Danqing was asked to wash the clothes he had changed, so he was almost helping him.
At this time, Zhao Danqing was no longer happy. Her whole face was drooping, looking mournful.
Jiang Xingchen scolded him for this and immediately smiled at me. He did not allow such an expression, and did he still want to eat seafood.
Zhao Danqing was about to lose her temper. She could listen to seafood and endure it quickly.
"Brother Zhao. Come and make a pot of tea for me...what you said, there is no tea, then you can find a way..."
This time, Zhao Danqing really couldn't stand it anymore and shouted: "It's a difficult thing, you're making things difficult, how can you do this? I won't give me tea leaves and ask me to make tea!"
"I don't have tea, but others don't have it? Why are you yelling? Don't want to eat seafood anymore!" Jiang Xingchen didn't even raise his eyes.
"I..." Zhao Danqing opened his mouth, not to mention the grievance in his heart. He was willing to give up, but he really couldn't bear to have a seafood meal. Since he went to Nanhuang, he has been thinking about this meal for more than a month.
In the end, Zhao Danqing compromised and found the old man and begged for a long time. He promised that the Landlord would not win in the future. He was not allowed to touch his own game of mahjong, and that he could regret playing chess. Then he wanted some tea from the unwilling old man.
After a whole day, Zhao Danqing felt physically and mentally exhausted. He stood there and fanned mechanically. Looking at Jiang Xingchen, who was swaying on the rocking chair with a comfortable look on his face, he really wanted to punch this guy twice in the face.
On the side wall of a house not far away, a group of people leaned over their heads and laughter came from time to time.
Zhao Danqing glanced over there from the corner of his eyes and felt ruthless: "Is this funny? You bastards, don't let me seize the opportunity, otherwise you will be nice!"
At this time, a strange sound of airflow rubbing against his throat, but without shaking the vocal cords came. In a blink of an eye, Zhao Danqing saw the crab lying under the eaves, covering his paws and laughing.
"A dead paralyzed crab, turn around and stew it and eat it..." Zhao Danqing understood what the old man felt not long ago.
As the sky became darker, Jiang Xingchen on the rocking chair opened his eyes, yawned, rubbed his eyes, looked up at the sky, then stood up from the rocking chair, patted Zhao Danqing on the shoulder and said, "Brother Zhao, go back to the house to rest, thank you for your hard work... Of course, I won't let you do it in vain. I'll do it now and make a seafood meal for you!"
A warm current spread throughout the body in an instant, and a little sweetness melted in my heart. I kept the clouds clear and the moon bright. Suffer finally passed and happiness was coming. Zhao Danqing felt like she wanted to cry.
However, Zhao Danqing was still a little worried and asked, "Brother, don't you want to fish seafood at the beach? Have you prepared the ingredients?"
"Of course I'm ready. What do I ask you to send a letter to Xiaowu today? I'm asking him to take people to the beach to find people from the fishing village to catch seafood!" Jiang Xingchen nodded to confirm.
"Haha, that's good, that's good!" Zhao Danqing smiled and turned back to the house with a happy mood.
Zhao Danqing, who returned to the room, kept swallowing his saliva, walked around excitedly, and couldn't sit still. He was a foodie, but today he suffered another day of injuries. At this time, he felt that he could eat a cow.
"Why haven't it been done yet? Why haven't it been done yet..." Although it only took a short while, Zhao Danqing felt like he was living like a year.
Finally, a trace of fresh fragrance drifted into the room. Zhao Danqing's eyes shone, took a deep breath, and walked to the door in one step, reached out and opened the door.
Jiang Xingchen walked in with a large plate, with a lid on it.
"Brother Jiang, what kind of seafood is this? Is it delicious..." Zhao Danqing followed Jiang Xingchen, asking while swallowing his saliva.
"This is called a chess crab!" Jiang Xingchen suppressed his laughter and opened the lid on the plate.
When Zhao Danqing looked inside, he was stunned. There were crabs smaller than their thumb inside. They were said to be chess pieces, but they were not chess pieces, but they were chess pieces of Lian Wuzi.
"Brother, you are playing tricks on me, why are you eating this? Don't play like this..." In an instant, Zhao Danqing's heart fell to the bottom of the valley, and tears were almost coming out. At this moment, the lights in the room suddenly turned dark. Zhao Danqing was stunned, and he raised his hand to pull Jiang Xingchen behind him. "Puff!" The lights were lit again, and the appearance in the room had changed drastically in this short moment. Zhao Danqing opened his mouth wide, and his eyes widened with surprise. (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, the novel is better and faster!