I heard that the old man wanted to add food to what he had eaten, and flora star was almost crazy. It was not enough to just torment himself, and he even had to apply medicine. Is there any human nature? △↗
Not only flora star, but even Jiang Xingchen's face turned blue when he heard it. He never knew that the old guy had such a hobby.
On the other hand, Gao Chong, the personal soldiers, and the guide were very excited, and a wicked smile appeared on his face as old as the old man.
Jiang Xingchen looked around and couldn't help but tremble. Who are these people? They are all abnormal in their minds. It's too dangerous to be with them every day... They have to keep a distance from the old man in the future...
While he was thinking about it, Frostxing was already crying: "Old man, please let me go!"
"How can you do it!" The old man reached out and pinched the fat face of Floxacin and smiled: "Look at you, you are so delicate and tender, you don't look like someone who makes a living in the desert!"
"There are some people with better skin than me. I'll find two to respect you..." Farxing hurriedly said.
"Others can't do it, you must be you, you are the leader of the thief!" After the old man said that, he turned around and walked to Jiang Xingchen, patted him and asked, "Boy, have you brought soap?"
"I'll go~" Jiang Xingchen got goose bumps at that time. He felt that the places he had photographed by the old man were strange, so he rushed out far away.
"Boy, what are you doing? I'll ask if you bring soap or not, why are you running?" the old man asked in surprise.
"Haha, it's okay! Haha..." Jiang Xingchen smiled awkwardly and cursed in his heart: "You are so stupid, don't ever get close to me in the future!"
"Then what... I'll go and see if I'll take it. Forgot! Let's leave this guy to you to deal with. I have to make the next plan... By the way, take care of my health!" Jiang Xingchen said, turned his head and ran back.
The old man touched his head for no reason and said strangely: "What's wrong with this kid? What kind of body should I pay attention to? My ancestors are the number one master in the world and a great doctor. I'm in great health!"
After thinking for a long time, the old man turned his head and asked Gao Chong and the others: "Do you know what's wrong with this kid?"
"Haha, I don't know, haha..." Their expressions were almost exactly the same as those of Jiang Xingchen, and then they all left.
The old man shook his head and stood there and laughed: "This guy's residence must be an oasis. After days of wind and sand, I can finally take a shower at night..."
That night, in a tent, the old man was gnawing on the legs of lamb, and took a few bites of wine and then took a sip of the strong wine.
Opposite him, Farxing was sad. Although he had been hungry for a day, he thought of everything he would suffer in the near future. The table of wine and meat could not arouse his appetite.
"Floxacin! Eat it, this is the roast lamb leg brought by the grassland. You will definitely not be able to eat it... There are also strong wines, which are usually sold to large tribes such as Coulomb Sarke. You little sand thieves will never taste it... Hehe, you are blessed today!"
When the old man saw that flora star did not move, he even spoke to eat and drink.
Outside the tent, there were a few people crowding. Listening quietly to the movement in the tent.
"The old man is quite tasteful and he even drinks beforehand. What's this called to cheer up! Drinking to cheer up!" Gao Chong whispered in a low voice.
"Awesome, otherwise I'd say that Jiang is old and spicy! I'm really good at playing..." The guide nodded and agreed.
"It's a role model. I would never have thought that I could catch a bandit like this..." said a personal guard.
"Shh! I'll just say a little bit, the old man is a super expert, his ears are very awesome!"
At this moment, Jiang Xingchen walked over and saw a group of people surrounding the tent. He frowned and whispered: "What are you doing? You can do anything to spy on people's **, is it embarrassing to lose it... The most unforgivable thing is that he didn't even call me!"
"Puff!" Gao Chong and his group were so thundered that they were so furious that they were tender inside, with black threads on their heads, and shouted in their hearts: "Are all the people brought out of the stars so unconventional..."
At this moment, a tent suddenly heard the yell of Floxacin: "No, no! Old man, please let me go, I don't want to eat this!"
"Hehe, you think there is still room for choice. Today you have to eat, and you have to eat if you don't eat!"
"Fuck!" The eyes of the people outside were widening. The old man was so powerful that he asked Floxacin to eat ice cream when he came up. The strength was so strong!
Then a whimpering sound came from the tent, and an evil picture appeared in the minds of these people...
"Now, should we get to the point?"
"This is a question, for sure!"
"I don't know, the old man is so good at playing, and he may have other tricks..."
As the few people were talking, the sound in the tent suddenly disappeared, and then the tent opened and the old man walked out with the shoxing.
Several people collided with the old man at that time. Jiang Xingchen and Gao Chong looked embarrassed, but their eyes were aimed at Farxing.
However, when they saw Floxacin, they were stunned, and there was no evil scene as they thought. Floxacin was very strange at this moment, with a faint blue all over their body.
"What are you doing here? No wonder I heard someone talking outside!" The old man stared at the people and asked.
"Old man, haha, what a coincidence! We were patrolling and just passed by you..." Gao Chong's lies opened his mouth.
"Don't do this, boy! Do you pass by and think I can't see it? Even if you patrol, you won't be able to use your leader!" The old man waved his hand, not believing it at all.
Gao Chong scratched his head. How should he make up this? Let the old man know that he came to listen to the corner and would definitely get angry!
But before he could think of the excuse, Jiang Xingchen spoke: "Old man, did you eat the poison ape's poison sac?"
"Yes! If you want to control this kid, you have to use some extraordinary means!" The old man looked proud and looked like he was praising me quickly.
"Then you said during the day that you would add ingredients to what he eats, and what you mean by poison sac?" Jiang Xingchen asked again.
"Yes! Otherwise, what do you think it is?" The old man frowned.
"Haha, nothing!" Jiang Xingchen smiled so embarrassedly, and he thought he was wrong about his feelings.
Gao Chong and the guide next to him also twitched their lips, feeling a crow shouting that a fool was flying over his head. This big misunderstanding was a big deal, but fortunately the old man didn't know it, otherwise... the few people shivered and didn't dare to think about it anymore.
"You haven't said why I'm here to do yet?" The old man remembered this incident again.
Jiang Xingchen immediately changed the topic again: "Old man, the poisonous ape's gambling is quite powerful, aren't you afraid of poisoning him to death?"
"Don't worry, I've given very little medicine, so I won't poison him from the beginning... In addition, I'm carrying ten thousand poisonous weeds!"
"But what's the use of poisoning him... He's just a sand thief. Can he be useful when he goes to Kulun?" Jiang Xingchen asked again.
"Hehe! Boy, how could you know it's useless? With the name of the World Trade Company in the desert, if he hadn't found out about the news from Coulomb, how dare he contact someone to take action!"
The old man continued: "Also, he has to do his best to get information about the blood of the sandworm... The ability of the sand thief to obtain information in the desert is far beyond our imagination!"
"That's right!" Jiang Xingchen laughed. The old man was very considerate and rational. In the past, the world's business companies took regular ways. Even if they were asking about the species Jiang Xingchen needed, they would ask about the big tribes and had nothing to do with the sand thieves.
Now take another path and listen to news through sand, and you may gain something.
The old man kicked Floxacin with his feet: "Fatty, don't pretend to be dead. You have heard the two things I said just now! If you want the antidote, do it well!"
"Yes, yes..." The fat man nodded hurriedly. Although he was poisoned, he was much better than what he thought before, and he hadn't been so angry!
"Old man, I do have a good job!" Jiang Xingchen picked the thumbs up at the old man.
"Hahahahaha..." The old man pinched his waist with both hands and laughed sternly: "Boy, this is called experience. You are still young. I will learn more from my ancestors in the future!"
Jiang Xingchen grinned and said to himself: "I knew that this old thing could not be praised. If you praise it, you must be like this!"
After pondering for a moment, Jiang Xingchen suddenly smiled badly and asked, "Old man, what do you want to do if you ask me for soap?"
"Take a bath!" The old man immediately replied: "This guy's residence is an oasis, with sufficient water! He has been in the desert for several days, and he is on his body..."
When he said this, the old man suddenly stopped and looked at Jiang Xingchen and wondered: "Boy, your expression is wrong... If there is a problem, there must be a problem!"
"Tsk! What's the problem!" Jiang Xingchen waved his hand, turned his head and left, throwing the old man the back of his head.
"Is it okay?" the old man murmured and shook his head, "No, there is still a problem! Of course, it is a bath to ask soap, otherwise what can I do? This kid must have other thoughts when asking this question!"
Thinking of this, the old man looked up and saw Gao Chong and others quietly retreating.
"Wait, you haven't said that, why are you here specifically for me?" The old man stepped forward and grabbed Gao Chong.
"God, why did this old man remember again..." Gao Chong wailed silently and said, "Mr.... I'll say it in advance! We said you don't get angry..."
Not long after, Gao Chong screamed in the entire camp: "Oh! Old man, why did you do it? Didn't you agree not to get angry... Oh, no slap in the face..."
The old man yelled wildly: "Bastard, you are the dead gay guys! Jiang Xingchen's little soul is so quiet, where is he hiding... He is still playing with soap with me, right... Be careful not to let me see you..."
In the tent, the kitten woman looked at Jiang Xingchen who was sweating coldly and asked with a smile: "Brother Xingchen, why did you mess with the old man?"
"Everyone is a child, don't ask these things. It's not good for you if you know!" Jiang Xingchen said, how could he tell a girl about this?
"That's it!" The kitten woman stood up, turned around and walked to the door of the tent, and shouted: "Old man, Brother Xingchen is here!" (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, the novel is better and faster!