"Then did anything unforgettable happen between you two?" Zhang Yanhang heard that Li Zerui used to be a very cheerful and lively live-in, but now he looks like a perverted murderer who stays at home all year round and relies on his clever mind to commit crimes with high intensity.
Kuang, not only had a gloomy face but also a lot of bloodshot eyes.
"Yes, and there are many more. To be precise, every day I spend with her is unforgettable. I remember that when we first met, she immediately wanted to kiss me, and during the process, I
Accidentally, the calculus fell off her teeth, which turned out to be a bit smelly, yellow and hard."
Li Zerui originally didn't want to mention these sad past events, but considering that the person sitting across from him was Zhang Yanhang, he was worried about what if he made Zhang Yanhang unhappy and didn't perform surgery on him? Then wouldn't all his previous sufferings have been in vain? So
, Li Zerui finally told the little stories that happened between him and her.
"You have tartar on your teeth? Your skills are good. You are worthy of being a second-level awakened person with the ability of [Smooth Talk]." Zhang Yanhang felt that with this skill, Li Zerui went out to open a dental calculus remover.
The stall is sure to be a huge profit.
Li Zerui didn't pay attention to Zhang Yanhang's words, but continued to tell his story, "It was the first time we met, and she seemed to be surprised about dental calculus, but then she quickly became indifferent, so she continued
She asked me to kiss her, but this time, I accidentally knocked off her dentures."
"Wait, dentures? Do dentures also have dental calculus?" Zhang Yanhang felt that this matter suddenly involved his knowledge blind spot.
"Actually, she doesn't have a mouth full of dentures. She still has a few real teeth. The dental calculus before was from one of her real teeth." Li Zerui didn't know that the other party had a mouth full of dentures before he stopped talking, otherwise he would have definitely
Not so 'all in'.
"So that's it." Zhang Yanhang had always thought that the rich woman Li Zerui was dating should be in her thirties or forties, at most forty or fifty years old, but now judging from her mouth full of dentures, her age suddenly changed.
Now that I'm sure, it's possible from sixty to one hundred.
"It was still the first time we met, and she still insisted on kissing me after taking off her dentures. I cooperated with her with the attitude of 'getting paid to do things and doing my best', but I accidentally lost one of them, which seemed to be a little bit original.
The loose real teeth were knocked out."
Perhaps because of this accident, Li Zerui remembered his first meeting with the rich woman very clearly.
"Then what?" Even the real teeth were accidentally knocked out. Zhang Yanhang felt that if these 'accidental' accidents still happened in the future, it might become a horror movie. For example, if he accidentally lost his teeth,
The tonsils were pulled down, or the gums were accidentally pulled down...
Li Zerui shook his head, "Then there was no more...she went to the hospital to have her teeth checked."
"That's good, otherwise it would be a bit scary if it goes further, for example, if you accidentally stick your tongue out."
Zhang Yanhang feels that the various parts in the human mouth may not be as verbose as Li Zerui's. After all, he is a second-level awakened person with the ability of "glib tongue", or an awakened person in the 'otherworldly' stage.
After hearing Zhang Yanhang's words, Li Zerui couldn't help but fall into memories again, "Tongue... That was the third time I met her. She had already installed a mouth full of dental implants, and she started to let me kiss her again.
, as a result, I accidentally peeled off her old tongue coating this time, which made it smell a little smelly, yellow and sticky."
"Good guy, with tartar and age-old tongue coating, this rich woman you're with is really a treasure..." When Zhang Yanhang heard half of it at first, he thought Li Zerui had pulled off the rich woman's tongue, and then
He got the treasure by killing people and stealing goods, but he didn't expect that he only needed to remove the tongue coating.
The previous dental calculus removal may only serve a small group of people, but if tongue coating removal is added, Zhang Yanhang feels that the user base has suddenly become many times larger. If you go to a night market to set up a stall, it will only take a month.
You have to earn five figures.
"Okay, let's not talk about this and start the treatment directly. You can find a bed and lie down on it, or lie on the table. As long as you don't mind the hard floor, it's up to you."
Zhang Yanhang felt that it would be easy to hear some scary content if he listened further, so he decided not to waste time and started the operation directly.
Li Zerui obediently found a lower bunk bed and lay down, then looked at Zhang Yanhang with doubtful eyes, "Don't you need to take off your pants?"
"No need." Zhang Yanhang is doing alchemy, not a serious surgery. Not to mention doing it through trousers, it's fine even through a wall. Naturally, there is no need to take off trousers to refine the human body.
"Okay." Li Zerui nodded, then closed his eyes and waited for treatment.
"By the way, let me ask you something, do you need me to provide you with a sex change? It's free." Seeing that Li Zerui brought three heavenly materials and earthly treasures, Zhang Yanhang can upgrade related services to Li Zerui for free.
After hearing Zhang Yanhang's words, Li Zerui became a little entangled and began to seriously think about this problem. However, after struggling in his heart for a long time, something suddenly occurred to him and he finally firmly gave his answer, "No, I still want to
Be a man."
"Okay." Since Li Zerui didn't want to become a ***, Zhang Yanhang didn't bother to talk anymore and directly activated the alchemy circle and began to refine the human body while sitting on a chair beside him half a meter away.
Because the whole process was boring, Zhang Yanhang put his phone on the table and wanted to check out Douyin. As soon as he opened it, he was immediately pushed to Zhao Yalan's new video.
After she edited it, most of the useless parts of the entire video were deleted, but all the essential parts, such as Zhao Yalan holding him down and slapping him, were retained, and then there was nothing left to dig out the rocks under his feet.
The part that still stands out of thin air.
Then it directly connected to Zhang Yanhang suddenly "unlocking" and reversely fixing Zhao Yalan. A lot of the dialogue in this paragraph was deleted, and only a few sentences were left. Zhao Yalan asked him who he was at the beginning, and then
Zhang Yanhang directly said that he was a passing Jedi knight and teleported away without a few words.
After watching it, Zhang Yanhang felt that the overall effect was indeed good. No wonder it got so many likes. Zhang Yanhang remembered that in the morning, Zhao Yalan seemed to say that this video might reach 500,000 likes, but now, it has more than 500,000 likes.
Instead, it received 600,000 likes, and she doesn’t know how much power of faith she can get from it.
After watching this video, Zhang Yanhang looked at the number of Zhao Yalan's fans and found that it seemed to have increased from the original 400,000 to 550,000. Although Zhao Yalan's previous efforts were also included in this, most of it was due to the recent results.
Posted this video.
"I just posted it in the morning, and it already has 600,000 likes at 5pm. I feel that it will increase a lot more in the evening, and it is possible to eventually reach 700,000 or 800,000. It will definitely make Zhao Yalan's strength soar.
Bo. Sigh, I really want the ability to raise money to become a god by posting a short video."
Zhang Yanhang was lamenting the gap between people here, but the short video kept playing in a loop. Li Zerui next to him finally noticed something was wrong.
Li Zerui couldn't help but open his eyes and condemned Zhang Yanhang, "Can you have some professional ethics? Shouldn't you concentrate on treatment? Why are you suddenly posting short videos?"
"It's not a big problem. Based on my understanding of the human body, it's definitely not possible for anything to go wrong. Just continue to lie down peacefully. Now one-third of the treatment process has passed. I'll be completely cured in about ten minutes."
Got it. Biological Holding Technique!"
In order to prevent Li Zerui's regeneration from being affected by his movements, Zhang Yanhang raised his hand and a golden light shot into Li Zerui's body. Moreover, this time it was a complete biological body-holding technique.
Unlike the previous version of Zhao Yalan who was deliberately weakened by Zhang Yanhang and could still speak, a serious human recipient of the Holding Technique could not do anything, not even blink, let alone vibrate his vocal cords.
But when he saw that Li Zerui's chest suddenly stopped expanding, Zhang Yanhang suddenly felt that he should let go of some restrictions. Otherwise, if he couldn't even breathe, wouldn't he be suffocated to death?
Although the second-level awakened person's tolerance to this matter is definitely many times better than that of ordinary people, there is still a risk of being suffocated to death. Therefore, Zhang Yanhang finally relaxed some of the restrictions on breathing, but spoke
Still doesn't work.
After thinking that not being able to breathe can cause death, Zhang Yanhang suddenly felt that the sixth-level spell of Biological Immobilization was really an attack spell. After all, once the complete Biological Immobilization was hit, it seemed that it could further inhibit the blood flow.
Such flow can also inhibit the beating of the heart.
"If it weren't for the Biological Hold Technique that is useless against undead creatures and puppet creatures, otherwise it might really become my seventh ray skill."
Zhang Yanhang had never used the biological immobilization spell before, so he didn't know much about the details. However, after truly understanding it, he could only say that the six-ring spell is indeed a six-ring spell. Even if it is just a control spell, it still has the ability
Not weak in attack ability.
In the following time, Li Zerui was unable to say anything because he was trapped by the biological immobilization technique, so Zhang Yanhang started to use Douyin happily. Of course, there would definitely be no problem with regeneration, and the mere Douyin would not affect him.
Perform alchemy.
After all, if Douyin can affect it, then how dare he integrate thermobaric bombs while chatting with Zhao Yalan before. After all, he is also a second-level peak awakener with an intelligence of 50 points. This level of distraction is not a problem.
None.
After spending fifteen minutes, Zhang Yanhang successfully cured Li Zerui's injury, so that Li Zerui would no longer have to hang a catheter bag on his leg.
After the treatment was completed, Zhang Yanhang immediately removed the human immobilization technique from Li Zerui and drove Li Zerui away directly. Because this guy seemed to want to take off his pants on the spot and perform some eye-catching operation, Zhang Yanhang asked him to go home and check on his own. If
If you have a problem, come back to him.
But because Zhang Yanhang had confidence in his alchemy, he estimated that Li Zerui would definitely not be able to find any problems. Therefore, Li Zerui's matter was completely resolved at this point.
"I took this job before I was promoted to the second level. Unexpectedly, I have already been promoted to the second level and become the peak of the second level. I even started preparing to advance to the third level. This problem was solved."
But although it seemed like a long time passed, it was actually only half a month. Considering the time when Li Zerui obtained the treasures of heaven, materials and earth, he actually obtained them two or three days after the other party had just obtained the treasures of heaven, materials and earth.
He healed the other party's injury in just a short amount of time. Logically speaking, it is not considered slow.
"Although I still don't know why Li Zerui gave me three Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures, since the other party rejected my free upgrade service, I can feel at ease with the extra Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures."
When Zhang Yanhang was thinking about eating the three heavenly materials and earthly treasures directly in the refrigerator, he suddenly thought of a new possibility. Could it be that the effect of these three heavenly materials and earthly treasures was very poor, and they only interacted with each other?
Two ordinary heavenly materials and earthly treasures are equal, or are they not as good as two ordinary heavenly materials and earthly treasures, so they gave three?
"Although I feel that this possibility is unexpectedly high, Li Zerui shouldn't do such a thing, right?"
Zhang Yanhang actually believes in Li Zerui, but believing does not prevent him from making up his mind. If the effects of these three heavenly materials and earthly treasures are about the same as those of two ordinary heavenly materials and earthly treasures, then he will not do anything extra.
If two were still missing, then he would have to give Li Zerui a good beating and ask Li Zerui to give him a new treasure of heaven and earth.
Presumably after the injury is cured, the range of wealthy women that Li Zerui can associate with as a second-level awakened person and also possesses the ability of "Smooth Talk" will definitely increase greatly.
Looking at the three heavenly materials and earthly treasures in front of him that determined Li Zerui's future destiny, Zhang Yanhang first picked up a pear-shaped heavenly material and earthly treasure and ate it. What surprised him was that this pear-shaped heavenly material and earthly treasure
The taste of Dibao is surprisingly similar to that of normal big white pears.
However, compared to the taste and taste of Tiancai Dibao, which is often erratic, what Zhang Yanhang cares more about is naturally the specific effect of this pear-shaped Tiancai Dibao.
Therefore, after briefly feeling the warmth in his body, the experienced Zhang Yanhang immediately came to the conclusion that this was actually a very normal treasure of heaven and earth, which probably helped him increase his physical limit by about 5%, which is quite a lot.