Before leaving get off work, the work was almost done. Everyone could finally take a breather after a busy day and chatted while packing things. Fu Chenxue greeted his colleagues and put the documents on the table - he was a newcomer and wanted to be familiar with them. There are a lot of things and I can't relax like my colleagues.
Zhang Bin shouted: "Haha, nothing can be done to Haha - Korean women are all artificial beauties! Look at Zhang xx, tsk tsk, that appearance is peerless and graceful; that figure is soft and soft. If you ask me, it's still 'made'
in china' is the best, pure natural, pollution-free, genuine products - comfortable to look at, safe to buy, and safe to use!"
"What a frog in the well!" Lao Bi rolled his eyes and said arrogantly: "You know what beauty is? When the fish sinks and the geese fall, when the flowers close and the moon is shy, that's called beauty! Birds can't fly, horses can't move, that's stunning!? You?
Can that 'Zhang xx' sink a fish or let a goose fall? If a rooster doesn't crow when he sees her, does he still deserve to be called a 'beauty'?"
The goddess in Zhang Bin's heart was desecrated, and he was furious. He wished he could smash Lao Bi's bald head like a watermelon, and said angrily: "Grandpa Bi, I finally understand - you are neither a yang wei nor a prostate, at all.
He’s the ‘mummy’ who even rotted that thing!”
"You——" Lao Bi was stunned with anger.
"I know Grandpa Bi has a special liking for it!" His eyebrows look like they are frowning but not frowning, and his eyes look like they are weeping but not weeping. His expression is full of sorrow, and his whole body is delicate and delicate. There are little tears, and his face is slightly delicate.
"She is as quiet as a delicate flower shining in the water, and as active as a weak willow supporting the wind." - That little-footed Sister Lin is Grandpa Bi's dream girl, right?"
Everyone laughed. Old Bi was speechless. The few remaining fine hairs were wet with sweat, and they were pressed shyly on his shiny head. Few people knew that in those days, Old Bi was handsome and suave, young and frivolous, determined to see all the beauty in the world, and idealistic.
It was so big that it was scary. Unfortunately, his heart was as high as the sky and his life was as thin as paper. He picked left and right, and as a result, his eyesight was dim as time went by, and he accidentally got a fat woman around him. When he saw a lot of beauties flying into other people's arms, he felt in his heart
If you are unbalanced, you drink to drown your sorrows. When you are drunk, you cry and scold, so sometimes you can't help but get angry. Unfortunately, you are discovered by the fat woman, who beats her so hard that you can't get out of bed for several days. After learning from the experience, you have to change your strategy -
- "A gentleman moves his eyes but never moves his hands." When meeting a beautiful woman, his eyeballs can pop out and fly into her face, and his gaze can make the girl walking across the street look like she wants to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. When someone calls her out, she can still
He said plausibly: "This is called 'eye candy' - looking at beautiful women can not only promote metabolism, but also prevent endocrine disorders, prolong life, and cure all diseases!"
Li Bo had been a soldier, and he was more concerned about the country and the people. He sighed: "The ancients said that it takes a thousand days to raise an army, but it takes a while to use it. According to this saying, a country needs to fight a war at least every three years. Since the 1980s of the last century,
The confrontation between China and Vietnam ended in the 1990s, and our country has not smelled the smoke of gunpowder for more than 30 years. A nation that has been away from war for too long will slowly lose the calcium in its bones due to peace. Look at the celebrities that are being pursued and promoted by the media now.
, who the hell are they? They are either 'transvestites' or 'transvestites', with pigtails flying all over the sky, and they can't tell the difference between humans and ghosts! I really don't know if if this continues, the martial spirit and masculinity of our nation will be cut off.
?I don’t know, is this a failure of Chinese education or a lack of heroes in our era?”
Wu Renzhi smiled and said: "Apo, I knew you were 'out' as soon as I heard this! Didn't you see that "lulu" appeared on the stage, so many pairs of eyes on and off the stage seemed to be taking pills? It's better than fucking
Are the headlights still bright?" This man was nicknamed "Fat Wu". He originally wanted to have both kindness and wisdom, but did not want to conflict with his surname, which resulted in a miserable life.
Seeing that Zhang Bin remained silent for a long time, Lao Bi thought he had a chance to catch the whipping corpse. His bald head was like the moon out of the bath, and he said with joy: "Young people are so ambitious, they only know how to chase after some unrealistic things. What do you think?
What's so good about those stars? They're all like cats called Chun'er, they love them to death, but as a result, their ears prick up, and in the blink of an eye, it's life and death."
Zhang Bin said with a smile: "How about Grandpa Bi being a mummy - this is called 'fashion', you don't understand! 'Xiao Tiantian' got divorced after three days of marriage. If it were you, it would have taken two thousand years to be unearthed."