After winning the league, the final game of the Portuguese Super League has no meaning for Porto.
However, the team still has two tough battles to fight, so Villas-Boas still puts several main players in the substitute camp to let them continue to feel the influence of the game.
In the final game against Leiria, Porto had seven main players on the bench.
In order to give opportunities to newcomers and reserve players, Villas-Boas did not even bring a substitute goalkeeper this time.
The main players, who knew they had no chance of playing, were bored because they had neither a chance to play nor a holiday in this game.
It was entirely Boas's "formal effect" that "bound" them to the bench.
If you really want to train new players, why don't you bring an 18-man full substitute list?
What are you doing bringing us, the main players, who should be on vacation, here?
Hulk crossed his arms and looked at the stadium with a dissatisfied look on his face.
If Villas-Boas is still coaching here next season, he may really want to consider leaving.
"No, let's have a banana."
Hulk took the banana handed over by Lei Yu, peeled it open and stuffed it into his mouth three or two times.
Before the banana peels were lost here, new bananas were handed over there.
"Lei, where did you get so many bananas?"
Only then did Hulk notice that Lei Yu was holding not one or two sticks, but a large handful.
"Get it over there!" Lei Yu replied honestly.
For every football match, the organizer will prepare some supplements to restore physical strength and replenish energy.
Among these supplements are sports drinks, glucose, and fruits like bananas.
In normal games, the players rarely take a look at these fruits that they almost vomited after eating them, but now, everyone who was bored actually took a banana and peeled it open and tasted it carefully.
"Do you know? You think this is a banana head, but it's actually a banana tail!" J Luo held a banana and showed off his knowledge base.
"The real banana head should be the side without the handle, so if you want to eat it from scratch, you'd better peel off this side first."
As he said that, J Luo used his nails to dig open the top of the banana head in front of everyone, and then peeled the banana apart one by one.
Seeing J Luo even using his nails, everyone looked disgusted.
"I still think it's best to eat bananas this way!" Hulk said, grabbing the handle of the banana and breaking it aside, easily peeling off a banana peel.
Everyone nodded when they saw this, this is the normal way to eat bananas.
At this moment, Guarin on the side raised his hand obediently and said cautiously: "Actually, there is another way to eat bananas!"
"another kind?"
In addition to peeling the skin from the beginning to the end, no one really expected that there are other methods.
"Did you start peeling the skin from the middle?" Falcao asked curiously.
"Uh... almost, but I don't peel it!" Guarin answered honestly.
"If you don't peel it? How will you eat it?" Everyone became interested.
"Here, break the banana from the middle like I do..."
As he spoke, Guarin broke a banana into two halves and took one half in each hand.
"Then if you squeeze it like this, the banana will come out on its own!"
The next second, Guarin squeezed hard with his right hand, and the half of the banana slipped out of the banana peel.
Guarin stretched out his neck to catch it, bit the banana directly into his mouth, and started chewing it.
Everyone had never seen this way of eating bananas before, and they all cheered.
Ever since, everyone followed the example of the melon forest, breaking the banana into two pieces, and then squeezing it with their hands to eat.
At this moment on the court, Porto's new recruits scored and actually took a 1-0 lead in the away game.
During the celebration, the broadcast camera immediately switched to Porto's bench.
Everyone was stunned as they watched Hulk easily squeeze half a banana into the air and then catch it accurately with his mouth.
After a long while, the home commentator murmured: "Oh my God."
“What are these guys in Porto doing to bananas?”
Boas turned around after hearing the sound, and happened to see his main players showing off their skills with half a banana in their hands.
Seeing these people grabbing it like monkeys, Boas didn't know what to say.
There was even a moment when he regretted forcibly bringing these guys to the scene.
Are you idiots?
Never eaten a banana?
Do you want to be so embarrassed?
"Hey, you guys!"
"Hurry up and get the banana in your hand!"
"If I catch you playing with bananas again, be careful and I'll replace you!"
joke!
We even took off our jerseys and shoes.
Are you letting us come on stage now?
Kick my bare ass!
When the team members saw that Boas lost his temper, they all fell silent and stopped saying a word.
In this way, a few people stopped until the second half and became bored again.
"How about, let's play a game!" Falcao suggested.
"what game?"
"How about we take a gamble?"
"What to bet on?"
"Bet on which side the next toss-up or free-kick will come from!"
"Okay, okay, then what should we bet on?" Everyone became interested upon hearing this.
"How about just betting on bananas?" Falcao said, and another large box of bananas appeared from behind.
"One banana at a time, the losing party must eat all the winning party's bananas!"
Seeing another banana, everyone couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
In the first half, each person ate an average of three bananas, and now I feel a little nauseous when I see bananas.
Seeing everyone's hesitation, Falcao added more jealously: "Yes, it's just because you can't eat any more, so you bet on bananas! What's the point of betting on other things?"
After hearing what Falcao said, everyone glanced at the teammates next to them with malicious eyes, and instantly smiled.
"Okay, okay, let's start quickly!"
After all seven people agreed, they each took out a banana and placed it in the center.
"I bet it's Porto who will have the ball next time!"
"I bet it will be Leiria's next time!"
“Porto!”
"Leria!"
With a whistle, the referee awarded Leiria a foul ball!
After losing the bet, Guarin, Falcao and Moutinho picked up the four bananas belonging to Hulk, Mendy, Ronaldo and Lei Yu, peeled them off and stuffed them into their mouths in twos or twos.
When the last one was left, before Falcao could react, Moutinho opened his mouth and allowed Guarin to stuff another banana into his mouth.
"Cough cough, cough cough cough...what are you doing? Why do you treat me like this? This is not fair!!!"
After Falcao finally swallowed the banana, he asked angrily.
"Who told you to come up with this game?"
"Do I have to eat one more if I kick it out?"
"You ate it anyway, let's talk about it next time!"
"Shet!"
In this way, everyone had a great time, even if their own team was equalized by their opponents and then took the lead, they were indifferent.
When the game reached the 81st minute, each of the seven people participating in the "gamble" had eaten an average of 8 bananas.
Looking at the last banana in the box, everyone couldn't help but feel sick to their stomachs.
"Yes, do you want another round?" Falcao asked, suppressing his nausea.
"Come! Who is afraid of whom?"
"Yes, who is afraid of whom? Just come!"
Under the provocative method, everyone gritted their teeth and placed their bets.
This time, the others all chose Leiria as if they had discussed it, and only Falcao chose Porto.
In other words, if Falcao loses, he will eat six sticks in a row!
"Xie Te, you are cheating on me!"
Seeing that his teammates were not on the same side as him, Falcao immediately became angry.
"Hmph! I must win! Just wait..."
Before the word "eat" was uttered, Porto's full-back scooped the ball out of the baseline.
Corner kick from Leiria.
Seeing the result, Falcao gave up on the spot, jumped up from his chair with a whoosh, and was about to run away.
The next second, two giant hands fell from the sky and pressed Falcao to the chair.
Looking at Lei Yu and Hulk on the left and right, Falcao's face turned purple with fear.
"You, you, what are you going to do?"
"What to do?"
"hehe!"
Lei Yu sneered, and then shouted to J Luo: "Hames, feed the tiger to eat bananas!!!"