There was a lot of chaos at the Emirates Stadium and the workers were in chaos.
After the highlight battle with Manchester United, the facility issues at the Emirates Stadium attracted great attention from fans across England.
The Emirates Stadium is not an "old guy" like Highbury. The new stadium has only been built a few years ago, and the door frame is so fragile?
Whether it's Lu Xiaopang's heavy punches or Lei Yu's clever "rubbing on the back" during the game, this simple "contact" can make the goalpost shift.
In other words, it shows the fans that everything in the Chiefs is a shoddy project!
Arsenal's top management attached great importance to this and invited a large number of workers to renovate the door frames on the second day of the game, and then checked other facilities in the stadium.
It doesn't matter if you don't check it. If you check it, you'll be shocked.
It turns out that there is a family of moles living under the turf of the stadium!!!
This guy with almost zero eyesight can dig out a luxury villa under the stadium in a short time with his two front paws.
In this case, it's lucky that the door frame is just loose. If a player's foot gets stuck in a pit while running and causes a fracture, it will be a big deal!
The escalation of the situation aroused the alarm of Arsenal's top management. They invited London's most professional rat-killing team to conduct a comprehensive search of the stadium in an effort to leave no "survivors" alive!
The huge Emirates Stadium instantly turned into a "live-action whack-a-mole" scene.
For this reason, the Football Association also deliberately canceled Arsenal's opportunity to play at home in the next round of the FA Cup, and the venue was moved to Aston Villa.
After receiving this notice, Wenger didn't know whether he was happy or sad.
...
Lei Yu is still the same.
That night, Lei Yu and his teammates went to the bar to have fun until midnight. Instead of taking the girls to a hotel to book a room like the others, Lei Yu took a taxi back home.
Early the next morning, Lei Yu was woken up by a phone ringing.
After vaguely pressing the answer button, Nasha's voice came from inside.
"Honey, how did you sleep last night?"
Lei Yu subconsciously lowered his head and took a look. Although he slept naked, Lilia did not appear in his bed last night.
"It's okay." Lei Yu felt a little unsure.
He drank too much last night, and he was a little unsure whether he could cope with Nasha's "prompt cock inspection" in his current state.
"I know you haven't woken up yet." The person on the phone smiled slightly, and then ordered, "Get up quickly, take a shower and dress up, there is a commercial to be shot in the afternoon!"
"Advertisement?" Lei Yu muttered. He hated posing for the camera the most.
"What advertisement?" Lei Yu asked casually, holding a toothbrush in his mouth.
"Underpants ads!"
"Walter?" Nasha's answer almost made Lei Yu spit out his voice.
"What's wrong?" Nasha on the other end of the phone smiled and said, "Yesterday you were in the limelight! Wearing red pants bought at a street stall in front of so many people, such a good opportunity, do you think Playboy will miss it?
?"
"Isn't that just for playing games?" Lei Yu retorted, "I usually wear boxer briefs!"
"So, Playboy can help you clear your name and let female fans all over the world see what kind of pants our big star Ray usually wears."
After hearing Nasha's explanation, Lei Yu was finally defeated.
Thinking about it carefully, I am an Arsenal captain with a weekly salary of 100,000 yuan, and he only wears a pair of shorts bought at a street stall for 3 yuan. It is indeed a bit shabby.
...
In the afternoon, Lei Yu dressed up briefly and drove to the studio wearing sunglasses.
As soon as I got off the bus, I was surrounded by a group of female fans.
"Ray, can you sign my panties?"
"Lei, let's take a photo!"
"Lei, after you finish filming the commercial, can you give me your panties?"
Looking at this group of wolf-like female fans, Lei Yu was frightened.
What the hell?
I just received a call from my agent in the morning and was blocked by fans in the afternoon.
Why are these people so well-informed?
At a loss, Lei Yu was pulled by these scantily clad female fans to take many photos, and received a few kisses on his face.
Just when Lei Yu was about to go crazy, Nasha finally came with the staff and rescued Lei Yu.
"Nasha, you've been here a long time ago, right? You've been watching the show, right?"
After coming behind the scenes, Lei Yu asked angrily.
"My dear, you are so popular with female fans, so I'm afraid of disturbing you!" Nasha teased.
"Xie Te, excuse me! Didn't you see that 200-kilogram aunt? She almost swallowed me up in one bite just now!"
At this moment, a female assistant in overalls came to Lei Yu carrying a big bag and said respectfully: "Hello, Mr. Lei, I am Laura, a staff member of Playboy, and this is the prop for your shooting today.
"
Lei Yu took it and saw that it contained underwear endorsed by himself.
"Um...uh...could I trouble you two to go out first?"
Looking at the two beauties in front of him with wide eyes waiting for him to change clothes, Lei Yu coughed and reminded.
When she heard Lei Yu issued the deportation order, Laura's face was immediately filled with disappointment.
"Okay, okay, let's go out and change quickly!"
Nasha grabbed Laura’s hand, pushed the door open and left, not forgetting to wink at Lei Yu before leaving.
In this way, Lei Yu unpacked all the underwear in the bag, then took off his clothes, picked one piece and put it on.
When Lei Yu appeared on the catwalk wearing only a pair of shorts, a wolf howl was immediately heard from the audience.
Under the director's arrangement, all lights focused on Lei Yu.
Lei Yu suddenly recalled that when he was just born, he was still like now, facing a lot of watching women.
"Hush! Hush! Lei, change the pose again, change the pose again!"
"Ahhhh! Ray, I see your abs!"
"Lei, this is my number, call me tonight!!!"
The female fans screamed and screamed. Of course, Playboy staff would not waste such a good opportunity to promote their own products.
They have long advertised that any female fans who come to the shooting site can get a gift from Playboy when they leave. The first prize is a pair of panties that Lei Yu has tried on.
Lei Yu changed into several pairs of underwear in succession, and he was already miserable.
This thing is even more tiring than lifting irons at the gym!
When she was changing into the last pair of panties, Nasha suddenly opened the door and walked in.
The two have a close relationship, and Lei Yu doesn't mind if the other party sees his naked body.
"Dear, don't put on such a bitter face! Think about the female fans outside, come on, smile!"
"Smile! Now I feel like I'm just a cheap commodity!" Lei Yu rolled his eyes.
"Don't say that! If you think about it from another perspective, with your figure, even if you become a model after retirement, you can still make a lot of money!" Nasha said with a smile.
"Model? Stop it! I will never be a model in my life!"
"Okay, okay, don't do it!" Nasha responded to Lei Yu as if coaxing a child, and then took out a pocket from her back like a magic trick, "Here, put this on before going out!"
Lei Yu took it and saw that there was a pair of socks and a pair of sneakers in the bag.
"Why are you wearing this? Playboy has also entered the sports brand?"
"Wear what you are told to do, why are you talking so much!"
Lei Yu thought about it, before he walked barefoot and wearing a pair of underwear under the searchlight to be "appreciated" by everyone, which was indeed a bit shy.
There's nothing wrong with having more equipment now so that you can cover yourself up a bit.
So Lei Yu nodded, sat down and put the socks and sneakers on his legs.
When Lei Yu dressed and walked out of the house, Nasha raised her head and blinked at the corner of the room, then gave a thumbs up.
On the other side, Laura and a group of female Playboy staff members celebrated after seeing Nasha's celebratory gesture on the camera.
"Ha, Lei is so cute, he is fooled so easily!"
When Lei Yu appeared on the runway again wearing a pair of sneakers and socks, the whistles in the audience instantly sounded, which was several levels higher than before.
"Ouch, oh, oh, oh, oh, ray, ray, ray, ray! You must call me tonight!!!"
Listening to the hysterical howls of the female fans, Lei Yu looked down at himself under the searchlight and suddenly felt something was wrong.
"Holy shit, is it my imagination? Why do I feel more exposed than before?"