Lei Yu was stunned for a moment, and then said in a "condescending" tone: "Oh, I can't see that your little man's IQ is not due to insufficient compression capacity!"
Lei Yu, who is 1.8 meters tall, is not considered tall in the football world, especially when there is a coach who is over 1.9 meters tall. Every day is a blow in terms of "altitude".
But now that Messi is standing in front of Lei Yu, he can be called a "giant" with a height of 1.8 meters.
Faced with Lei Yu's face-to-face ridicule, Messi was not angry.
Instead, he tilted his head and drew a few circles on his temples with his index finger, "I'm just limited in my physical development, but my brain is good. You know, dwarfism doesn't affect
IQ.”
Messi's frankness made Lei Yu speechless for a while, and he didn't know what to say for a long time.
As early as 2006, Messi told this joke in front of the camera during an interview.
The sound of sheep in Spanish is affirmative, which forms the pronunciation of "咩~~~西".
Of course, Lei Yu didn't know that this was a joke told by Messi himself. After being passed on by the media, he thought it was a joke made by netizens to discredit Messi.
I wanted to "humiliate" the other party by speaking out in front of the other party today, using trash talk to provoke the opponent's emotions and occupy the spiritual high ground.
But now it seems that Lei Yu obviously miscalculated.
Ramsey, who was about to interrupt, quickly turned his head away after hearing this.
Seeing the two people shaking hands and smiling, Ramsey wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in.
Lei Yu is too young to know this joke, but Ramsey knows it!
As Lei Yu's teammate, he was so embarrassed that he almost dug out a three-bedroom apartment with his big toe.
The scene was like asking Song Dandan how many steps it takes to load an elephant into a refrigerator.
"Ley, I heard Thierry talk about you. He said you are a very special young man. When you grow up, your potential and explosive power will be enough to surpass most current players, even if you make him ten years younger.
Better than you. So, I am very interested in you."
"Uh... I didn't expect that guy Henry to speak so highly of me." Lei Yu blushed a little when he heard this and couldn't help scratching the back of his head.
Lei Yu really doesn't know how to deal with a guy who can remain calm in the face of his own ridicule and praises himself in turn.
When facing a player like Ibrahimovic, as long as he is tougher, more unruly, more domineering than the opponent, and plays a good kick, no one will say that he "lost" to him even if he loses in a single game.
the other party.
In the hot and trash-talking Premier League, such opponents are not uncommon, and everyone has experienced a pair of "iron bones" and "iron teeth and bronze teeth."
So today, Lei Yu faced the elegant and elegant Messi for the first time, and he felt like he was punched in the cotton deep in his heart.
"Young man, it's time to enter, let's meet on the field!"
Seeing the referee in front of him starting to move forward, Messi patted Lei Yu on the shoulder and then returned to the team.
Looking at Messi leaving, Lei Yu was stunned on the spot for a moment.
"Hey, Lei, why are you still standing there? It's your turn to enter!" the teammates behind him urged.
"Oh, yes, yes..."
After reacting, Lei Yu hurriedly pulled the caddy beside him forward, but before he could take more than two steps, he was pulled back by the caddy again.
"Hey kid, what's your question?"
Looking at the chubby little guy wearing a baseball cap next to him, Lei Yu asked patiently.
"Lei, I want to hold your hand!"
The little chubby boy said his request naively.
Seeing the other party pointing at the hand he had shaken with Messi, Lei Yu couldn't help showing a fierce expression.
"Hey, little fat man, what did you say? Tell me again!"
"I want to hold your hand!" The silly little fat man was not afraid of Lei Yu's threat at all. On the contrary, he pierced Lei Yu's heart with words again, "Because that hand was touched by Messi, I want to touch it too!
"
"What if I don't need this hand to hold?"
"Then I won't leave!" Little Fatty said, sitting down in the tunnel.
Looking at the team that was stagnant due to him, Lei Yu gritted his teeth and turned this little fat guy into a roasted suckling pig ten thousand times with his eyes.
Finally, when he found that his eye attack had no effect at all, Lei Yu was finally defeated.
"Okay, come over to my side!"
"Oh yeah! Long live Messi!" Little Fatty got his wish.
...
"Good evening to all viewers in the live broadcast room, I am the receiver Zhan Jun."
"What we bring to you today is the first leg of the 2011-12 UEFA Champions League quarter-finals between Barcelona and Arsenal."
"What you're looking at is the Emirates Stadium."
"Since it was put into use in 2006, Arsenal has also changed its atmosphere with the new stadium."
"Although the Arsenal club's finances are still tight so far, there are various signs that the Gunners, under the leadership of Mr. Arsene Wenger, have gradually completed the transition and will reach their peak again."
"Currently, Arsenal is ranked third in the league, only two points behind Manchester United at the top. It is the closest it has come to the championship in the past seven seasons."
"In the history of the Champions League, the Gunners' best result was in the 2005-06 season, when they made it all the way to the Champions League final, but lost to Barcelona 1-2."
"To this day, the only remaining Barcelona players who participated in that peak match are Valdes and Puyol."
"Arsenal's side is even more miserable. Cesc Fabregas, the only one who participated in the final that year, is now wearing Barcelona's No. 4 shirt."
"Now that the players from both sides have officially entered the stadium, let's..."
"Eh?"
"There was a roar of laughter at the scene."
"We can see that only Lei Yu's caddy is holding the other hand."
"This cute little boy is standing on the other side by himself, but he seems to be enjoying it."
"Is it Lei Yu's problem?"
"Or did he ask for it?"
Listening to the roar of laughter coming from the scene, Lei Yu's face turned as red as a tomato.
But this little chubby boy didn't know it. As he walked, he showed off to others: "Hey, everyone!"
"Look!"
"This hand was touched by Messi before."
"Lei, raise your hands, raise your hands!"
Looking at the restless little fat man, Lei Yu finally couldn't help it, bent down and threatened: "Boy, please calm down. Be careful, I will kick the ball directly in your face, and your dough-like head will be suffocated instantly.
Into patties!”
The little chubby boy blinked and said calmly: "No, Lei, I will be sitting in the stands when the time comes, and you can't kick me!"
...
As the referee blows his whistle, the game officially begins.
"Okay, let us first introduce the starting players of both sides."
"For the home team Arsenal, the forward is Robin van Persie, and the two wings are Walcott and teenager Chamberlain."
"In the midfield, Lei Yu is in the attacking midfielder position, and behind him are Ramsey and Arteta."
"The four defenders from left to right are Wilshere, Koscielny, Mertesacker and Sagna."
"The goalkeeper is still Szczesny."
"The visiting team Barcelona, Guardiola arranged a 343 dwarf formation today."
"Lio Messi, Pedro and Cuenca form a three-forward formation."
"Behind him are Busquets, Xavi, Cesc Fabregas and Iniesta."
"The three defenders are Alves, Mascherano and Puyol."
"The goalkeeper is Valdes."
"It is worth noting that in this game, Barcelona sent a total of 9 players under 1.8 meters to start."
"The only player in the squad who is over 1.9 meters tall is Pique, who is sitting on the bench today."
As the game started, Lei Yu immediately became excited.
He wanted to use the fastest speed to calm down the mood ruined by that silly caddy.
Facing Barcelona's attack, Lei Yu plunged into the opponent's formation like a fearless bull.
As soon as Harvey received the ball, he saw a "stunned young man" rushing up in front of him.
Without any Huanglian, Xavijia dunks you to the left, and at the same time, the whole body moves to the left, taking the ball to the side.
Lei Yu saw this and followed him subconsciously.
But the next second, a magical scene appeared.
Although Lei Yu wanted to get closer, Harvey changed direction the moment the two came into contact.
In the blink of an eye, Lei Yu was shaken away by Harvey.
But Lei Yu got nothing except following Harvey around for no reason.