Football stadiums in England are generally small, which is one of the reasons for the success of Henry, Ruud van Nistelrooy and others.
Compared to other stadiums in England, the Emirates Stadium is a "baby". Stadiums like Old Trafford are easily dozens or hundreds of years old.
As the Gunners' results get better and better this season, the atmosphere of the home team becomes more and more intense.
Apart from losing at home at the beginning of the season, the Gunners have never lost at home as long as Lei Yu plays!
Even the arrogant Barcelona could only take away 1 point at the Emirates Stadium.
The fans are very enthusiastic.
Many female fans grabbed the seats in the front row, urging Lei Yu to come to celebrate under their stands after scoring a goal.
Because of Lei Yu, the underwear factory’s recent detachable underwear has gained huge popularity among women in London.
This kind of underwear can be easily taken off and pulled out with only one hand while still wearing the outer pants.
This "humanized" design has been sought after by all citizens.
Female fans use them as rewards for the Gunners' goals, while male fans buy them home as gifts for their wives, lovers and mistresses.
Lei Yu also didn't expect that because fans liked him, a women's underwear would sell out of stock.
During the warm-up, Lei Yu was practicing passing the ball with his teammates.
After a few kicks, he heard someone calling him from behind.
When he turned around, he saw that it was Balotelli, the young black man.
"Hey, Lei, you've been very successful recently. Even Barcelona was eliminated! How about it? Doesn't it feel good to kill the entire Barcelona team by yourself?"
Lei Yu looked at this Jilaisu speechlessly.
In order to chat with him, this guy deliberately crossed the center line from Manchester City's half to come behind him, and he didn't know where he was going.
Don’t you know how important the next battle between our two teams is?
Collaborating with the enemy before the game is a serious crime!
But in Balotelli's world, there are no such twists and turns.
He just felt that Lei Yu was so popular recently that he even overshadowed him, and he was more "familiar" with Lei Yu, so he came over to chat and talk.
"No, no, the victory over Barcelona is the credit of our entire team."
Lei Yu didn't want to cause trouble at this time, not to mention his teammates were listening around him.
"Ha, let me tell you! How can you take down the entire Barcelona by yourself? Messi alone is enough for you, but you are not me..."
Seeing Balotelli's narcissistic look, Lei Yu was speechless.
Balotelli has become the most popular star in England since his bloody victory over Manchester United at Old Trafford.
The phrase "why always me" on his jersey also quickly became popular all over the world and became famous all over the world.
According to the famous magazine "zoo", Balotelli's teammate and friend Richards, the main right back of Manchester City, revealed some unknown secrets about "Super Mario".
"Balotelli is a very narcissistic guy. He thinks he is 100% perfect. He often says to me: 'Hey! Look at me, I'm so handsome! I can definitely win everything in the world.
Beautiful girl.'"
"The most important thing is that when he said this, it didn't sound like he was joking at all. He stated what he believed to be the so-called facts in a serious manner."
Faced with such a strange person, Lei Yu just wanted to end this conversation as soon as possible.
But Balotelli had no vision at all.
He took Lei Yu's modesty for granted, and after being narcissistic for a while, he showed a compassionate expression.
"Oh, Lei, I'm not saying you can't compare to me, I'm just too good. In fact, you're pretty good too."
"Uh...Mario, thank you for the compliment. You see, your teammates are calling you. Why don't you go back and warm up with them?"
"I'm a genius, I don't need to warm up!" Balotelli grinned, showing two rows of white and confident teeth.
"Haha, Lei, you'd better chat with your 'old friend'."
"That's right, Ray, you don't need to warm up either!"
When the teammates around him saw this, they all added insult to injury.
Van Persie even took the initiative to step forward and hold Lei Yu's shoulders, then winked at Lei Yu and whispered: "Lei, your task is to make that arrogant guy relax his guard. If he gets serious, our defense will still be better."
You may not be able to withstand it.”
"So, your task is very difficult!"
"Ha ha!"
After saying that, Van Persie pushed Lei Yu hard towards Balotelli.
"Yes, what do you ordinary players know? Ray and I are both Golden Boy Award winners, so we have something in common!"
Balotelli obviously did not hear Van Persie's whispered remarks. At this moment, he was very proud that Lei Yu had the same free time to chat as him.
"Let's go, Mario, let's go to the center of the stadium to chat." Lei Yu looked helpless.
Although going to the center of the court is conspicuous, you can avoid unnecessary troubles and don't have to worry about the conversation between the two being overheard by a third party.
As a result, before taking two steps, Balotelli suddenly changed his face to seriousness.
"Lei, I was actually just showing off to them!"
"I am actually here to remind you as a friend!"
Seeing Balotelli's sudden change in expression, Lei Yu was still a little uncomfortable.
So he followed the other person's words and asked: "Uh...Mario, what do you want to remind me?"
"That guy Cristiano is not as easy to deal with as Messi. That guy needs body, speed, speed, stamina, and shooting skills. In the semifinals between you and Real Madrid, you must be careful about that guy.
!”
Seeing Balotelli's serious look, Lei Yu couldn't help but want to step forward and touch the "sanitary napkin head" on his head to thank him for caring so much.
But considering the height difference between the two, Lei Yu gave up this unrealistic idea.
Balotelli's brain circuit is really different from others, "Is this what you want to talk to me about?"
"Of course! Isn't this important? You and I are the golden boy alliance!"
"Golden Boy Alliance? What the hell is that? When did I join?" Lei Yu was shocked. He had never joined this weird association.
"Didn't you win the Golden Boy Award? Then we are the ones who agree with each other! As the saying goes... Oh, by the way, you and I are both wearing the same hat!"
"Ugh..." As soon as Balotelli finished speaking, Lei Yu couldn't help but want to vomit.
"You are saying that we are both grasshoppers on the same thread, right?"
"Yes, that's it!" Balotelli snapped his fingers, glad that Lei Yu could synchronize his thinking.
"So, Lei, you must not take it lightly! You have to defeat not only that guy Cristiano, but also Kaka!"
"Stop, stop, stop...wait a minute!" Lei Yu waved his hand quickly, "Who said I have to beat them both? As long as Arsenal can beat Real Madrid, I will win if the team wins..."
"Eh~~~~" Before Lei Yu could finish speaking, Balotelli booed and gave a thumbs up with a look of contempt on his face.
"Lei, how can you say that? You will definitely humiliate our golden boy by doing this! Do you want to fall like that guy Anderson? It's a shame I was so optimistic about you before!"
"What's going on? Where is this going? How come I'm as depraved as Anderson?" Lei Yu was confused.
"Lei, don't you know? The existence of our Golden Boys is to launch an impact on the Golden Globe Awards! And those who have won the Golden Globe Awards are the enemies standing in front of us!"
As he spoke, Balotelli held his head high and patted his chest confidently.
Looking at the opponent's appearance as a middle school student, Lei Yu was speechless.
It turns out that in that guy’s world, Golden Boy is a “candidate” for the Golden Globe Award!
This is just like the establishment of a prince in ancient times. The golden boys are all "princes", and their life goal is to assassinate the king and ascend to the throne.
After looking at the time, Lei Yu no longer wanted to continue on this topic with Balotelli.
"Uh...thank you for the reminder, Mario. I will study this matter seriously when I go back."
"Don't worry, Lei! I have sorted out Cristiano's information and sent it to your email before coming here this morning. You can read it after the game. The information inside is definitely first-hand! I dare say that except for me,
No one can give you information you believe in!"
Lei Yu was stunned when he heard this, this guy actually cared about him so much.
If you look at it this way, it's quite cute.
"Okay, then I'd like to thank you first. Mario, after I defeat Ronaldo and Kaká, I will definitely mention your contribution to the media!"
"Haha, of course! With a super star like me helping you behind your back, how could you not win?"
The two of them patted each other on the shoulders and returned to their own half.
It wasn't until Lei Yu opened Balotelli's email after the game that he regretted not asking more about the source of his news.