The wind blew my buttocks cold, and the thunder made me pee.
When Lei Yu fell to the ground, he felt a chill under his crotch, and every cell was doubting the world.
"Hahaha, I saw Lei's panties again!"
"It's not a triangle this time!"
“This time it’s all square!”
"It's still a Spongebob pattern!"
The Emirates Stadium is buzzing again.
Many Gunners fans were even more excited than when Lei Yu scored.
Lei Yu looked back and saw that Pepe's spikes just scratched his shorts.
At that time, he kicked down with such force that the elastic band of his jersey broke.
This is not the first time Lei Yu has "struck" on the court.
But his opponent traveled through time and space and reached an agreement at this moment.
That means if you want to stop Lei Yu from breaking through, you must first take off his pants!
Hey Hey hey!
This is not a good sign!
Lei Yu turned around and hurriedly pulled his shorts back onto his thighs.
However, looking at the broken elastic band, Lei Yu had to run back to the sidelines and ask his teammates for a new one.
"Pepe's kick is really amazing!"
"I just kicked off Lei Yu's shorts."
"I still remember when Arsenal played against Manchester United not long ago, Lei Yu's shorts were torn to pieces by Evans."
"For this reason, Arsenal also deliberately changed their jersey supplier. The previous supplier of jerseys and shorts for Arsenal ended up going bankrupt."
"After the Gunners changed their jersey supplier this time, the quality of their jerseys has indeed improved a lot."
"Look, Pepe kicked with all his strength. Lei Yu's shorts didn't even come apart, but the elastic band broke."
"A good uniform supplier also affects a team's luck at all times!"
Looking at Spongebob behind Lei Yu's butt, the fans at the scene burst into laughter.
Especially the netizens in the live broadcast room, because they didn’t dare to laugh out loud while watching the football in the middle of the night, and their stomachs hurt from holding it back.
Hahaha!
"Brother Yu, where are those red sexy briefs from last time?"
"Why aren't you wearing that one?"
"But SpongeBob SquarePants is also cute!"
“So naughty!”
At this time, Ma Fanshu, who was under the covers, was also blushing and staring at the bulge on Lei Yu's nose on SpongeBob SquarePants on the screen.
The two long legs that clamped the quilt were rubbing back and forth, and he muttered in a low voice: "Sifang is good, Sifang is good, Sifang is healthy, which is conducive to growth and development..."
When Lei Yu came back after changing into a pair of shorts, his expression when he looked at Pepe was already smoking.
You big bald man, I remember you!
You are going to heaven!
OK!
Seeing as you are a monk, you must have practiced a few tricks.
Next, let’s compete in painting!
Lei Yu regards Peipei as a member of the Jianghu, but Peipei does not see it that way.
He lowered his head and raised his eyes, just like the big painted face in the Hong Kong movie "The Brave Man", staring at Lei Yu closely, as if he wanted to eat him alive.
Pepe's "treading" did not receive a card.
Or for the referee, the ball did not hurt Lei Yu after all.
They just gave a simple verbal warning and then reorganized the game.
Arsenal's free kick.
This position is not good and there is no possibility of direct shooting.
Arteta waved his hand, drove his teammates forward, and passed the ball directly to Benayoun on the wing.
Lei Yu adjusted his shorts.
Although I put my pants back on, I still felt like something was wrong.
I always feel like there is a pair of eyes staring at me all the time, staring at my "loopholes".
Different from the fans' laughing gazes, this gaze was extremely cold.
Even with the shorts on, Lei Yu could feel the coolness.
What the hell?
Has the psychological shadow been revealed?
Isn't that the case?
This feels really weird.
But Lei Yu could not find the source of this strange feeling in a short time.
With such a suspicious mood, Lei Yu became in poor condition in a short period of time.
Fortunately, Lei Yu's breakthrough just now was another wake-up call for Real Madrid, which stopped their original onslaught.
Just like when you are concentrating on something, but you are interrupted in the middle, if you want to get back into the state again, you have to put a lot of effort into it.
Seeing that the opponent's attack was suspended, Lei Yu stroked his chest.
No matter what, my bitter tea was not in vain.
It can be considered an unexpected surprise.
Gradually, the two teams became evenly matched in the midfield.
After Lei Yu gradually regained his form, his position gradually began to advance, ready to hit Real Madrid's goal at any time.
In the 30th minute, Lei Yu found another chance.
Ramsey distributed the ball to the wing, and Lei Yu also took advantage of the situation.
Facing the approaching Di Maria, Lei Yu accelerated and wiped it away, completely leaving him behind.
Argentinians are really thin.
It's okay to let him organize the offense and kick the outside of the foot, but let him defend closely, which is really difficult for him.
After Lei Yu accelerated through, he immediately started cutting inside.
Breaking in from the center and facing the opponent's goal head-on, this is what Lei Yu wants.
Gradually, Lei Yu ran on the same route before the previous goal.
Sniffing the familiar track, the corners of Lei Yu's mouth had slightly raised.
This is your own fast lane, and it looks like the goal is coming again!
Just when Lei Yu was about to increase his speed to the extreme on his own track, a black shadow suddenly rushed out from his side.
There was no hesitation, no slowing down.
Bang!!!
The black shadow directly knocked Lei Yu to the ground.
Even though Lei Yu has a strong body, he could feel his whole body trembling at the moment of the collision.
His feet gave way and he fell sideways to the ground.
Wow!!!
There was an uproar at the Emirates Stadium.
Lei Yu was hit so hard that stars appeared in his eyes. He rolled slightly on the ground for half a circle, and then he opened his eyes to take a look at the current situation.
As soon as he raised his head, what caught his eye was Ramsey rushing forward.
The Welshman stretched out his hand, pushed Pepe, who was standing next to Lei Yu, far away, and then blocked him and Lei Yu with his body.
Seeing his teammates push someone so irrationally, Lei Yu said anxiously: "Aaron, what are you doing? Don't do it!"
Walcott on the side squatted down when he saw this and whispered in Lei Yu's ear: "Lei, you don't know, that guy looked at you just now as if he wanted to kill you, and Aaron is protecting you!"
"Kill me? What nonsense? Hahaha~~ You must have seen it wrong!" Lei Yu patted the little tiger on the shoulder and said with a smile, "It's just an ordinary collision. I've seen this too many times. It's okay.
Son!"
Walcott stretched out his hand to pull Lei Yu up, but he still kept telling him: "Lei, this time is different. That guy is obviously after you!"
"And you didn't see that he was standing next to you after you fell to the ground."
"If Aaron hadn't stepped forward and pushed him away, he might have really done something wrong!"
Seeing Walcott's serious look, Lei Yu raised his head and looked at Pepe who was being pulled away on the other side, and couldn't help but frown.
It's not like Walcott is lying.
Aaron is not an ungrateful person either.
Is it possible that what the little tiger said is true?