After a while, the door to the Arsenal dressing room was pushed open again.
Everyone looked up and saw that it was Lei Yu.
Upon seeing this, Boulder quickly stepped forward and asked: "Lei, how are you? Why did you come back so fast?"
Looking at the caring assistant, Lei Yu had a look of contempt on his face.
"I don't have prostate problems, how much time will it take to urinate?"
Everyone nodded collectively after hearing this.
The sense of identity is very strong.
"Did they do anything else to you? Did they draw blood?"
The needles in some places are not clean.
Taking advantage of the process of drawing blood from the players, I took the opportunity to inject something.
This is also one of the root causes of problems in players' blood tests later.
Boulder said, pulling up Lei Yu's arms and taking a quick look.
He had already observed it when Lei Yu went out before, and there were no pinholes on it.
Now if there is a problem with Lei Yu's arm after he comes back, he can tell it at a glance.
The pinhole was not found, but Boulder discovered four strange rows of numbers.
"Lei, what is this?"
Wenger on the side became a little worried when he saw this.
"Ah, this is the phone number."
Lei Yu replied casually, "This is Lisa's, this is Mary's, this... this seems to be Christine's, this... this, I remember this should be called Bonadette..."
Everyone had a dark look on their faces.
"Lei, what on earth is this..."
"The phone numbers of those female nurses!" Lei Yu said carelessly, "They wrote them down for me when I was peeing."
"What???" Ramsay looked shocked. "When did you say?"
"Of course it's time to pee!" Lei Yu pouted, "otherwise, do you think you can get into me with just four ordinary women?"
"Then they didn't see everything!" Volkert also looked shocked.
"Then why do you think all four people left their numbers to me?" Lei Yu continued to ask.
This time, everyone else fell silent again.
The Arsenal dressing room was even quieter than before.
He is the head coach after all.
While the players were shocked, Wenger coughed and broke the silence.
"Lei, apart from leaving urine samples and writing numbers, UEFA people didn't do much, right?"
Lei Yu tilted his head and thought for a moment and then said, "Those female nurses seduced me and wanted me to keep a good sample too?"
Wenger's face was full of black lines: "It doesn't count!"
"Ah, then there's nothing else."
Lei Yu glanced at the time and saw that there was not much rest time left, so he quickly sat on the stool and changed his jersey.
The gunmen on the side saw this and came over, "Lei, who is this? Lisa, right, what does she look like?"
"What's the figure of this Kristen?"
"What's Bonadette's skin color?"
"Does Mary have blond hair?"
Everyone was at a loss, and while "helping" Lei Yu put on his jersey, they secretly wrote down all four serial numbers on small pieces of paper.
Lei Yu turned a blind eye and pretended he didn't see it.
It wasn't until everyone was recording secretly that the professor coughed a few times: "Lei, I heard that you touched the big ear cup during the halftime break?"
When the professor mentioned this, Lei Yu nodded without hesitation.
"That's right."
When the professor saw Lei Yu's appearance, he didn't know what to say.
I had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "Uh...how does it feel?"
"I don't feel anything!" Lei Yu blinked, "It's much lighter than the dumbbells in my gym!"
Everyone fell down.
You actually compared the Big Ear Cup with dumbbells, amazing!
The professor was also choked up, but he couldn't say anything.
Blame Lei Yu?
He scored three goals in the first half, so he blamed him just because he touched the trophy? It’s totally unreasonable!
But the curse of the Champions League trophy is right in front of him, and he is afraid that his team will fall on the doorstep of the championship again.
The professor couldn't sleep last time.
If he fails here again this time, he may not be able to sleep well for the rest of his life.
"Well..."
Ring ring ring!!!
The opening bell of the second half rang.
Seeing that the professor hesitated to speak, Lei Yu waved his hand nonchalantly.
"Don't worry, boss, if you want to touch it, I'll definitely let you touch it as much as you can after the game is over!"
After saying that, Lei Yu stood up and waved his hand.
"You guys, why are you still standing there?"
"Follow me and charge!"
"Fuck him to death!"
Looking at Lei Yu's invincible momentum, and then thinking about the proud figures of the four nurses that Lei Yu just described to them.
The Gunners' blood surged instantly. They stood up one by one and followed Lei Yu out of the locker room.
"Mr. Arsène..."
"Boulder, you don't need to say anything." Wenger shook his head, "Believe in Ray! With him here, Arsenal will become different!"
...
As soon as he walked out of the players' tunnel, Lei Yu saw a bunch of camera lenses flashing at him.
Everyone knows what happened here at the end of the game, and everyone knows what UEFA did in these 15 minutes.
Recording Lei Yu's first expression when he came out in the second half will definitely become the headline selling point the next day.
Fortunately, these security guards still have some professional qualities.
After taking a round of photos, the crowd was immediately dispersed to allow the players to enter smoothly.
At this time, Bayern's players also came out one after another.
Judging from the smiles and fighting spirit on their faces, Heynckes must have said something or promised something during the halftime break, or the Bayern players could not be so confident when they were two goals behind.
Of course, this may also have something to do with Lei Yu's own "seeking death".
Otherwise, there is no way to explain why these Bayern players were all staring at Lei Yu fiercely.
When he saw Ribery's scarred face, Lei Yu was about to step forward and ask him why Mao had just run away when he saw him when he came off the field, when a black shadow suddenly stopped in front of him.
I looked up and saw that it was Boateng.
"Lei, hehe, just scream!"
Boateng chuckled and said, "You will definitely lose this game!"
"Did UEFA ask you for a temporary urine test?"
"Haha, no matter how many goals you score in this game, the final champion will be our Bayern Munich!"
"Arsenal just hopes that after suspending you, they can appeal and get a rematch!"
Seeing Boateng's arrogant and proud look, Lei Yu looked disgusted.
"You haven't been substituted yet?"
After Boateng finished speaking, Lei Yu frowned and asked.
"What did you say?"
"I said Heynckes hasn't substituted you yet?" Lei Yu repeated.
"You are looking for death!" Boateng's face turned red instantly.
You know it if you think about it.
He was knocked down three times in 45 minutes. At this moment, he definitely had the lowest rating in the game.
"If I were Heynckes, I would never let you have a chance to play for even one minute in the second half."
Lei Yu continued to mock, "Of course, it is also possible that he is old and slow to react."
"Don't worry, I will let him know his mistake as soon as possible!"
"And you will definitely bid farewell to the Champions League stage earlier than me!"
After saying that, Lei Yu ignored the furious Boateng and walked straight onto the court.
"Beep!!!"
As the whistle blew, the second half officially began.