As time enters August, the new season is approaching.
As early as just after the European Cup, Arsenal officially announced in a high profile that they had signed a new contract with Lei Yu.
Just to show the world that the arsenal still has its own gun king!
Think about it, it has been seven years in a row for Arsenal to win such a championship. It is still the Champions League that they have always dreamed of and have never been able to win. Can they not hesitate?
But as the transfer progressed, the club exposed more and more problems.
The first is the issue of defense. Arsenal's defense was criticized last season. As a result, now that the new season is about to start, they have not introduced a reinforced defender.
Next is Van Persie.
General Fan, who is loved by gun fans, moved to Manchester United, which not only weakened his own strength, but also strengthened his opponents' strength.
As a result, under the tears of some "extremely sad" Arsenal fans, all four of Arsenal's loyalists returned to their posts!
"Fan ambition, loyalty to the law, fame in the Song Dynasty, and selfish interests."
These four players who were once extremely loved by gun fans are now "nailed" to the pillar of shame by gun fans in this way.
Guns fans hated Van Persie for transferring to his arch-rival at such an important moment for the club to compete for the league title, but Lei Yu, the "initiator" of the transfer, understood clearly in his heart.
So after returning to the Kearney training base, Lei Yu immersed himself in training every day, trying to quickly return his competitive state to its peak.
Even so, some paparazzi dug up Arsenal's financial statements for the new season.
It shows that most of the proceeds from the Champions League last season were used to retain Lei Yu this season.
When the news broke, it immediately caused an uproar in London.
Some "sane" gun fans believe that the club is a little too sentimental and that it is too risky to throw all the eggs in the same basket;
Lei Yu's die-hard fans only emphasize one point of view: without Lei Yu, where would the Champions League champion be?
Now Lei Yu is against Arsenal, just like Barcelona cannot live without Messi and the West cannot live without Jerusalem.
It can be said that Arsenal in the new season has truly placed its treasure on Lei Yu.
This is one of the reasons why the professor called Lei Yu specifically to ask about it before purchasing the striker.
When I first saw Giroud, the guy didn't have that thick beard on his face.
Everyone can see that the newlyweds shaved off their beards purely out of etiquette.
Lei Yu took a few glances and immediately put him in the same category as Podolski, who had been signed by the club a long time ago - completely inferior to Van Persie!
The Pole's position is defined as a winger, but in Lei Yu's view, Walcott and Chamberlain are completely qualified for this position.
As for the Frenchman, Lei Yu always felt that this guy was too good-looking.
Things don't end well for a good person on the court.
Ligue 1 is not like the Premier League, where only the more ruffian and bad people can go far.
...
When they first arrive, all newcomers know that the young Asian face on the court is the boss of this team.
So whether it is Podolski or Giroud, they all seem to be very low-key.
As players of the same generation, they know very well how exaggerated and terrifying Lei Yu's performance in the Champions League last season was.
Just like Giroud said in an interview during the medical examination, he really wants to cooperate with players like Lei Yu.
So after coming to the Arsenal, they just want to integrate into Arsenal as soon as possible!
However, in Lei Yu's view, these newcomers are still a little too shy and cannot support the gunmen's domineering scene.
After training together for a few days, Lei Yu accidentally discovered that Giroud was always the last one to walk out of the locker room.
Even though I came very early, I didn't change my clothes in advance and was always the last one.
What is this guy doing?
What's there to be ashamed of?
Is there any secret?
As Lei Yu's die-hard Ma Zai, Chamberlain whispered in Lei Yu's ear: "Lei, I know the reason!"
"what reason?"
"I took a sneak peek when he was changing his shorts that day, and his penis didn't match his height at all!"
"Oh oh oh oh, that's it!" Lei Yu suddenly realized.
In this case, Lei Yu rolled his eyes.
Don’t you want to integrate into the team as soon as possible?
Well!
Let me help you!
After discussing with several teammates, on a new day of training, Lei Yu and others changed clothes and walked out of the locker room as usual.
Seeing that almost everyone was gone, Giroud began to change slowly.
Just as he was pulling his clothes over his head, Lei Yu gave an order, and the gunmen who had been waiting outside swarmed in, instantly held Giroud down and stripped him naked!
Hearing the screams in the locker room, Lei Yu walked in with a smile.
"Oh, it's so white!"
This is Lei Yu's first impression of Giroud's lower body.
After taking a closer look, Lei Yu was dumbfounded.
This guy is not as disproportionate as Chamberlain said!
I wanted everyone to watch a good show, but most people lowered their heads in shame.
At this time, Giroud shrank shyly in the corner, unable to cover his hands with both hands.
Upon seeing this, Lei Yu glanced at Chamberlain with dissatisfaction, and Chamberlain was also dumbfounded.
He gestured with his two index fingers, then rolled his forearm, and then let out a long sigh.
"Lei...you, you..."
Although Giroud was tall and powerful, he was facing the gunmen naked and was extremely frightened.
"Don't panic, Olivier, this is the welcome ceremony for the big guys!"
Lei Yu explained bravely, "This guy is saying welcome to you!"
Bullshit welcome ceremony?
Is it so welcoming?
And why did Mao choose today?
But Giroud didn't care about this.
In football, it is normal for old people to bully new players. This does not determine whether a new player or an old player is based on age.
What Giroud is thinking about is whether the "welcome" is just this one time or whether there will be another time. He can't stand it if he always resorts to this in the future!
"Lei, then, have I completed the mission?"
Seeing Giroud's pitiful look, Lei Yu coughed: "Okay, Olivier, congratulations on joining Arsenal!"
Hearing Lei Yu's welcome, Jirou finally showed a smile on his face and kept saying thanks: "Thank you, thank you!"
When Lei Yu saw this, he didn't want to stay any longer. He winked at Chamberlain on the side and said, "Why are you still standing there? Pull up your new teammates!"
Looking at Giroud covering his head, Chamberlain held on to the opponent's outstretched hand with a sad face and pulled Giroud up.
At this moment, Ramsey frowned on the side.
"Holy shit, what does it smell like? Why does it smell sour?"
"Yeah! What's the smell? I smell it too!" Walcott also nodded.
Everyone sniffed in unison, and then uniformly covered their noses, looking for the source of the smell.
At this time, Giroud, who had just stood up and had not yet put on Kucha, finally said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, everyone, it's me, I have athlete's foot!"
"Ouch, vomit, vomit, I'm about to vomit!"
Everyone covered their noses and quickly ran out of the locker room.
Good guy, no wonder this guy is always the last one to leave!
After everyone left, Giroud quickly changed his jersey.
Just as he was about to walk out the door, he was held by a hand behind him.
I turned around and saw that it was Podolsky.
"Huh? Lucas, when were you here? Didn't you just leave with the big guys?"
Podolsky shook his head, "No, I've always been there, but no one noticed me."
"Oh, okay, what can you do?" Giroud asked curiously.
Podolski hesitated for a long time, and then he stumbled and asked: "Olivier, is it difficult? Do every newcomer who wants to integrate into the team have to be treated like you just now?"
Jirou blinked, looking puzzled.
"Well... I think it's pretty good! I think Arsenal's way of welcoming newcomers is acceptable. You don't know, some clubs are just torture! Maybe the newcomers will have to be tortured for the whole season...
Lucas, don't you think so?"
Hearing Giroud's rhetorical question, Podolski bit his lower lip and left the locker room without saying a word.
Facts have proved that Podolsky did have reason to be worried and afraid.
When it was his turn at the "Welcome Ceremony", the Arsenal dressing room screamed for half an hour.
After Podolski was completely stripped naked, the screams in the locker room were once again covered by laughter.
Everyone laughed for a long time before leaving one after another.
In the end, Arteta was the only one left, holding a towel and covering Podolski's legs.
"Brother, you can cry if you want. I understand your pain!"
...
After strengthening and strengthening the transfer market, the Gunners' main lineup for the new season has gradually come to light.
As the rookie "digger" coach Wenger, he is already familiar with selecting the most suitable lineup within the budget.
What formation should you play against a strong team, and what formation should you play against a weak team;
Who will be in the league, who will be in the Champions League, who will be in the cup...
This series is something that professors should consider.
If the thickness of the bench is not considered, Arsenal with Lei Yu will have core competitiveness in any game.
But the only regret is that the team still needs to be integrated. Podolski, who was "scared" by his teammates, has always been unable to integrate into the team.
In comparison, Giroud's performance was even better.
The Frenchman who replaced Van Persie was very conscious up front.
Pass when it's time to pass, pass when it's time to shoot, and there's no sign of greed at all.
Such a team member immediately won everyone's love.
So later on, Walcott, Chamberlain and others were also used to passing the ball to Giroud and using his tall body to cover and kick one-two.
In the defense, Vermaelen, Koscielny and the injured Per Mertesacker have gradually become tacit understanding, and the three of them are also the unstoppable mainstays of the central defenders.
As for the full-backs, the professor still wants to give opportunities to newcomers such as Jenkinson. What if they get the hang of things this season?
Wouldn’t that make a lot of money?
In the midfield, veteran Rosicky serves as a substitute for Ramsey and Arteta, and the newly purchased Cazorla is Lei Yu's "royal" substitute.
You know, Arsenal also spent a lot of money to buy Cazorla.
At first, Cazorla was a little dissatisfied.
But when fighting against Lei Yu in the substitute lineup, he had to face Lei Yu's ravages every time.
No matter in terms of body, skills or strength, he couldn't see any hope of winning.
Lei Yu's methods were extremely cruel, and in the end Cazorla was so tortured that he wanted to retire directly.
Of course, Lei Yu wouldn't care about this.
Newcomers get used to it when they cry.
What makes Lei Yu satisfied is that every time he practices tactics in a new lineup, his core position is always reflected.
The professor's intention is obvious, which is to build a team around Lei Yu.
Lei Yu is only 20 years old!
He is fully capable of supporting a club for more than ten years.
Therefore, everyone at Arsenal began to follow Barcelona's lead and tried to turn Lei Yu into the second Messi.
The days passed day by day, and soon, Arsenal ushered in the first game of the new season.