After the Champions League group stage draw, Lei Yu and his teammates returned to London to prepare for the next Premier League game.
Just as the outside world was clamoring for the Champions League groupings, Lei Yu received a very interesting news.
Arsenal want to set the Guinness World Record for his 4 goals in 9 minutes.
The fastest four-year-old record currently recorded in football was achieved by Petrov of Wolfsburg in the 2004-05 season.
He scored four goals that year in just 16 minutes.
Now, Lei Yu has shortened this time by 7 minutes, and it is no problem to look at the Guinness record!
In other words, will you be the Guinness World Record holder from now on?
This title can really scare a lot of people!
Of course, this record must only face the top leagues of some countries.
Otherwise, even amateur field team games would be counted, which would be ridiculous!
Lei Yu is still a little excited when he thinks that he can "cheat" with the Guinness World Records in the future!
After yy, Lei Yu thought of a more interesting question.
Since the Guinness Book of Records looks so good.
Then should I brush it on purpose in the future?
Just like this goal, do you want to have 5 goals in 9 minutes, or 4 goals in 8 minutes?
You know, in the process of scoring these 4 goals, I wasted a lot of time celebrating the goals!
So in the next competition, I can definitely continue to break this record!
It’s not just the fourth birthday. How long did it take for the fastest five sons to be admitted? How long did it take for the fastest six generations to live together?
After Lei Yu checked it carefully, except for the hat trick, the other records can really work hard!
No way, the guy with the fastest hat trick is really bt!
It only took 90 seconds to complete the hat trick!
The reason is very simple. In 1964, after a player scored a goal, he would only get a sentence from his teammates: "Good goal, young man."
The game continues.
How is it like now?
It takes a minute and a half to celebrate after scoring a goal.
Lei Yu thought about it carefully. Except for these ancient records that are almost impossible to reproduce, any other records can be tried.
As for which one is the most popular and most likely to attract attention?
Lei Yu blinked and focused on Messi, who had just broken a new record.
This guy actually scored 73 goals in all competitions last season and had 29 assists.
It’s simply outrageous!
If he scores so many goals this season, will he cause a sensation in the world again?
You know, I don’t have any national team games to play in!
Thinking of this, Lei Yu was full of confidence and immediately found a new goal.
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In the third round, Arsenal's opponent was Stoke City, a mid-to-lower team.
Ha ha!
I like the middle and lower-tier teams the most!
This kind of team often shows its fighting strength only when it is relegated at the end of the season.
At the beginning of the season, everyone is living on salary, so naturally they won’t work hard.
So it is perfect to use such a team to score goals!
Since Messi can score 73 goals in a single season, why can’t I score 83 or even 93 goals?
There is no difference between me and you. The whole Arsenal is playing around me this season!
Before the game, Lei Yu clenched his fingers.
Since I can't use the national team to improve my statistics, I have to score more penalties in the league.
Not only that, but you also have to make good use of the two domestic cup competitions in England.
After all, England has one more League Cup than Spain!
If this cup can go to the end, we can score a few more goals!
As for the current game...
Let’s set the bottom line at scoring twice!
...
Back at the Emirates Stadium, the stands were packed again.
In the stands, gun fans sang Lei Yu's song in unison.
The scene they didn't enjoy at Anfield, they desperately hope Lei Yu can repeat it at the Emirates Stadium.
"Lei, come on, score a goal, I'm wearing eight layers of underwear today!"
"Ray, come on, I've moved my entire wardrobe over here!"
"Lei, my family owns a lingerie store, so I can get whatever you want!!!"
Open-minded female gun fans open their minds and use their generosity to inspire Lei Yu to score goals.
Seeing this bloody scene, several Stoke City players couldn't help but raise their heads.
They have nosebleeds!
Damn it, Arsenal’s benefits are so good!
Mom, I want to transfer to Arsenal too!
Seeing the excited fans in the stadium, Arsenal's chief officer couldn't help but pinch his chin and start thinking, it's time to raise the ticket price!
"Oh thunder, oh thunder oh thunder oh thunder!"
"Four goals in nine minutes, nineminutesfourgoals!"
...
Listening to the new lyrics added by the fans, Lei Yu was extremely satisfied.
It’s quite timely!
It’s only been a week and the song has been updated?
Or is my song too versatile? I can add any lyrics to it?
After thinking about it again and again, Lei Yu began to wonder whether fans would add hundreds of lines to this song when he retires!
After warming up, Lei Yu walked towards the locker room.
When passing by the sidelines, a little green monster wearing a red baseball cap and Arsenal home team vice caught Lei Yu's attention.
Isn’t this Arsenal’s mascot Gunnersaurus?
If this guy isn't active on the sidelines, what is the cat doing here?
Lei Yu walked behind him and took a sneak peek. He was actually watching "Female Clothes".
What's so cool about this?
Could it be that someone who could be in such a magazine would really be exposed?
Just when Lei Yu was about to express his disdain, his eyes suddenly widened.
The protagonist of this issue seems to be very plump!
Looking at the graceful body in the magazine, Lei Yu's lower abdomen felt a little hot.
For a moment, I forgot to go back to the locker room to change clothes, so I just followed Gunnersaurus and watched.
The teammates were also very curious when they saw this.
Little tiger Walcott muttered: "What is Ray doing? Why doesn't he know how to change the locker room? I'll call him!"
As a result, when he came to Lei Yu's side, he was still there like a sculpture.
Then came Ramsey, Arteta, Gervinho...
"Hey, wait, don't turn the page, I haven't finished reading this yet!"
Gunnersaurus, who was about to turn the page, was startled.
Turning his head, he didn't know when seven or eight gunmen had gathered behind him.
"Ray, Theo, you..."
Jerry, who plays Gunnersaurus, looked shocked, "Aren't you going to compete?"
"The game hasn't started yet! Come on, let us watch for a while!" Little Tiger urged.
At this moment, a big hand fell from the sky.
Everyone looked up and saw a serious and gloomy face.
"What are you people doing? Why don't you hurry back to the dressing room and change clothes?"
Faced with the professor's anger, everyone dispersed.
After all the gunmen ran away, Jerry pitifully said to Wenger: "Uh... Well, Mr. Arsène, can you return the magazine to me first?"
"Return it to you?" the professor asked back, "Do you still remember what your mission is?"
"Enliven the atmosphere on the sidelines!" Jerry replied immediately!
"Then why don't you do it quickly!"
After the professor gave the order, Gunnersaurus hurriedly shook his big head and ran towards the fans.
I looked at the magazine in my hand and saw that no one around me was paying attention.