Lei Yu, who completed two Marseille slaloms in a row, would not care about the feelings of Manchester City fans.
After two consecutive Marseille slaloms, I felt a bit dizzy.
But this does not mean that Lei Yu will give up.
Instead, he wants to conquer this stadium!
With only one step, Lei Yu adjusted his brain's dizziness; with two steps, Lei Yu's pace became stable; with three steps, Lei Yu reached the edge of Manchester City's penalty area.
Gervinho attracts the attention of Manchester City's defense.
He has such a responsibility, and the professor never uses him as the main scorer.
But now, after Kompany hesitated, he had to give up the diagonal movement of the hot bird.
In any case, Lei Yu, who is sprinting with the ball, is more threatening.
But before Kompany could press the ball in place, Lei Yu had already made an arc with the arch of his right foot.
Seeing Lei Yu's shot, Kompany's first thought was whether Lei Yu's shot was a fake shot.
Among Lei Yu's countless goals in the past, Lei Yu's fake shots are everywhere. Almost before most of the goals, Lei Yu will make a fake shot to dodge his opponent.
This time, Kompany was cautious.
He put his hands behind his back and stretched out his long legs to try to intercept.
Although he stretched his legs, Kompany did not completely give up his body center of gravity in order to cope with Lei Yu's temporary breakthrough.
But this time, Kompany miscalculated.
The ball came out of its sheath like a machete and headed straight for the Manchester City goal.
Joe Hart tried his best to save, but his fingertips never touched the ball.
Boom!
There was a crisp sound.
The ball hit the inside of Manchester City's post and bounced straight into the net.
"Beep!!!"
The referee's whistle sounded and the goal was valid.
"Fuck! You just entered like this?"
"Isn't it too easy?"
"How lucky is this thunder? It hit a blind spot?"
"Is this goal still ours? How can we help the Arsenal players?"
Lei Yu opened his arms and ran on the Etihad Stadium.
Following the previous celebration method at Montpellier's home court, he crawled straight to the ground and slid out like a torpedo.
The Etihad Stadium is not too slippery, but Lei Yu still left a scratch more than one meter long.
Now, this torpedo-style sliding action has become one of Lei Yu's most commonly used celebration gestures this season.
The reason why Lei Yu chose this method was, firstly, because he had a great time skating in the heavy rain in Montpellier, and secondly, because as soon as he used this celebration move, the shouts of the fans at the scene would be inexplicably louder.
Octave.
In order to hear the louder screams of the fans, Lei Yu couldn't care about anything else but just skated.
Anyway, some people need to change their jerseys.
Teammates also swarmed over at this moment and stepped forward to hug Lei Yu passionately.
At the same time, a rain of underwear fell from the stands and fell around the gunmen.
Lei Yu picked a relatively new and tender pair of panties, held them up and waved them vigorously.
Sure enough, a beautiful young beauty immediately stood on the chair and waved to Lei Yu.
Well, I'm lucky this time, it's a school girl!
After going through so many screenings, Lei Yu has full experience in choosing small pants.
First of all, be sure not to look for those that are elastic and stretched; secondly, don't pick those with particularly bright colors; and finally, don't pick those with odd colors on them.
It is no exaggeration to say that just by looking at a pair of panties worn by a girl, Lei Yu can accurately tell her waist and hip circumference.
Seeing Lei Yu return with the trophies, the professor shook his fist fiercely.
He thought he would be beaten by Manchester City at the Etihad!
But looking at it now, it seems like everything was over-worrying.
It seems that old guy Ferguson is quite right. Manchester City, an upstart, really can't beat our Arsenal!
Looking at Lei Yu's energetic back, the professor suddenly thought.
The coveted Champions League has been won.
In addition to the Premier League championship this season, are there also some giveaways?
Like the FA Cup?
What the professor didn't know was that at the moment Lei Yu scored, several rich men in headscarves in the seats were considering the possibility of buying Lei Yu.
"This guy is so terrifying, ordinary team members can't guard against him!"
"Yes, if Ray promises to come to Manchester City, I will sell him immediately to that big African guy!"
The most indispensable thing for these Middle Eastern tycoons is money.
When they encounter a problem, the first thing they think of is to use money to solve it.
And buying Yaya Toure may only play a stabilizing role in the team; but buying Lei Yu can completely develop the Chinese market behind him!
You know, Arsenal's jersey sales have tripled this year, all due to Lei Yu's effect.
Many brand owners and secondary agents signed contracts with Arsenal because of Lei Yu's face.
The sponsorship Arsenal signed this season has even Real Madrid and Barcelona coveting it.
In other words, Lei Yu can not only strengthen and supplement the team's weaknesses, but also provide a club with a stable income commercially.
Now Arsenal's top brass are happy.
If this continues, it won’t be long before all the money spent on building the golf course will be earned back!
Looking at Mancini who was pretending to be calm, the professor curled his lips.
Just pretend!
Later, when Lei scores another goal, let me see what your expression is!
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After taking them to Lei Yu to collect the trophies, the gunners returned to their respective positions and prepared to start the game again.
When the ball kicked off again, the faces of the Manchester City players obviously became gloomy.
Falling behind Arsenal at home is a passive situation in itself.
If he can't beat this, then the rich boss can't sell himself?
So after the game restarted, the Manchester City players pressed forward again, trying to attack more violently than before.
If the Gunners cannot tie the score while their morale is still unstable, and wait for the opponent to settle down, it will be difficult to chase the ball!
Under the command of the professor, the three lines of gunners also tactically retreated a short distance.
How to kick the leading ball? The professor's team is very handy and knows how to kick the ball without having to direct it.
Lei Yu began to continuously participate in the return defense.
Balotelli, Aguero, Silva, Sinclair, these guys defended one by one.
When faced with Balotelli, the spirited young man obviously looked dissatisfied.
"Lei, I gave you a way when you broke through before. Can you also make way for me?"
"I'll let you fuck me!" Lei Yu complained, "Do you think this is just playing house?!"
After saying that, Lei Yu stretched out his right foot and poked the ball away from Balotelli's feet.
Balotelli, who lost the ball, obviously felt that Bel was losing face.
A minute and a half later, he returned to Lei Yu with the ball.
"Lei, I'm angry!"
"Let's see how I get past you this time!"
"Hey, ha! Look at my cow tail..."
"grass!"
Before Balotelli could pull the ball back, Lei Yu stretched out his kick again and poked the ball away.
"How did you do it?" Balotelli was shocked and full of curiosity.
Lei Yu ignored him and ran away.
After Balotelli conceded two goals in a row, the Manchester City players stopped passing the ball to him.
The little black Italian kid in the frontcourt shook his head anxiously.
Lei has already scored a goal, so I have to score one quickly too!
Arsenal began to build a defensive line in the midfield, and it was difficult for Manchester City's offensive players to score the ball for a while.
In the 29th minute, Aguero finally received a pass from his teammate in front of the penalty area.
After turning around forcefully, a shocking kick came directly.
Koscielny was a step too late and failed to complete the block.
Ni was in great form and confiscated the ball directly.
Seeing Akun shoot again, the anxious Balotelli rolled his eyes and had an idea in an instant.
When Manchester City attacked again, the ball passed three times and fell to Aguero's feet again.
Young Akun is the core of Manchester City's offense, everyone knows this.
So as soon as he got the ball, he was immediately double-teamed by two Gunners defenders.
Akun was desperately trying to maintain his body balance, looking for an opportunity to escape.
Balotelli, a young man, came out of nowhere, stretched out his foot and took the ball from Aguero's feet.
This operation immediately stunned everyone present.
After getting the ball, Balotelli didn't hesitate and took a shot directly.
ccc Ni fought hard to save, and the ball missed the post and flew out of the baseline.
Seeing that he almost scored, Balotelli looked annoyed.
While he was frustrated, Aguero ran over from behind, jumped up and gave his mohawk a violent shudder.
"Mario, why are you crazy?"
"Crazy? I was shooting, okay?!" Balotelli shot back, "Didn't you see that I almost scored?"
"Then you can't steal the ball from your teammates!"
"Who told you not to pass me on!" Balotelli still felt that he was justified and defended loudly.
Ni didn't plan on kicking the ball, so he just watched the construction site.
There was no way, this wonderful scene was so rare that he couldn't bear to interrupt it.
In the end, Kompany ran up and pulled the two apart.
C Ni made a quick decision and took the goal kick hard.
Looking at the ball flying overhead, Kompany roared.
"Fuck you, you idiot! I haven't even gotten back to my defense yet!"