Speaking of New Zealand, it has always been a strong team in Oceania.
Why?
Because Australia went to mess with the AFC!
So when it comes to football, New Zealand is the dominant player.
But how does New Zealand compare with the national football team?
No matter how bad the national football team is, it is still within the top 100, but New Zealand is outside the top 100.
Looking at it this way, Bamboo Shoes really put a lot of thought into finding a warm-up opponent for Camacho.
First of all, the country must have a high domestic reputation, have a domestic league, and have players go to Europe to study abroad.
Not only that, this country sounds like a developed country and is connected to Europe.
But in the football rankings, he is ranked behind the top 100.
In order to free up New Zealand's "schedule", I guess Bamboo Shoes has also put in a lot of effort.
Of course, there is another meaning of "giving Lei Yu face".
What if Lei Yu doesn’t get along well with the national players after returning to China?
What if the national player doesn't pass the ball to Lei Yu on the field?
What if Lei Yu performs abnormally on the court?
Bamboo Shoes, who is considerate of everything except football, thought about this and finally finalized the candidates for this friendly match.
From Zhu Xie's point of view, with New Zealand ranked so low, it is another away game.
Even if we fail, we can at least achieve a 0-0 draw, right?
After spending so much effort to invite Lei Yu back, it would be a failure.
What will the fans say?
Say Lei Yu is dragging down the national team?
That's just prank!
If we lose this game, apart from scolding Zhu Xie and other international players, no one from the fans will blame Lei Yu.
What else is there to say?
Arsenal's results this season have proven everything.
Lei Yu has scored 33 goals this season!
What else do you want?
Even the supernova with 33 goals cannot lead the national football team.
These people might as well find a softer piece of tofu and kill them head-on!
...
Fortunately, the national football players are very capable.
Not only was Zheng Zhi easy to talk to, he also gave away his jersey.
Zhao Shuri no longer calls himself "Zhao Yijia" and keeps playing ball for Lei Yu.
Not to mention those in the backcourt.
Even Zhang Linpeng and Feng Xiaoting always stick to their posts and do not step beyond the boundaries.
Just pass the ball to Lei Yu when he gets the chance and let him do whatever he wants.
Even if Lei Yu missed the ball and wiped it away, the players would not say a word and still kept their heads down and ran.
Who dares to prick at this time?
Who dares to say that Lei Yu plays "overlord football"?
In front of Lei Yu's two goals, one by one, these people buried their heads.
Otherwise, if they criticize Lei Yu today, they will have to pack up and get out tomorrow!
...
Even after New Zealand fell behind by two goals, they always had the heart to fight back desperately.
But no matter how hard they tried, they never narrowed the gap.
After so many years in the national team, the only tradition left is that they can still do it when they abuse food!
On the sidelines of the court, Camacho said nothing.
It only took two or three days for Lei Yu to return to the team.
In the past few days, Lei Yu just trained with the team as usual and was polite to everyone he saw.
Camacho didn't even have time to introduce Camacho's tactical intentions and tactics to Lei Yu.
Such a "transfer student" was brought in forcibly, and he was the only one who could play the football Camacho wanted!
Therefore, in this game, Camacho did not expect his players to use his full tactical capabilities from beginning to end.
Minus Lei Yu's "personal show", it would be great to be able to bring out 50% of Camacho's performance.
But now, let alone fifty percent.
Not even 0%!
Are these international players executing tactics?
This is totally hugging my thighs!
Except for Lei Yu, the ten players on the court played for Lei Yu whenever they had the chance.
Lei Yu also accepted all orders and accepted them all.
If you can shoot, shoot. If you can shoot, shoot.
Even if he occasionally passes the ball, he always seeks a one-on-one match with his teammates.
Not only that, Lei Yu didn't participate in the return defense at all.
If the ball was lost in attack here, Lei Yu immediately turned around and took a walk like an uncle.
Even if the opponent passed him with the ball, he didn't bother to reach out and pull it.
Camacho frowned when he saw such an "uncle" player.
But what can I say?
He applied to "invite" Lei Yu back.
With such a superstar joining the national football team, his confidence in competing in the Asian Cup will be strengthened by three points.
But the problem is, he really didn't expect that these old soldiers, who usually couldn't control or scold them, would now pretend to be grandsons.
Not only are these players running more actively than usual, but they also complain a lot less.
Looking at Lei Yu on the court, he has become an old man who walks on weekdays!
this...
Where does this make sense?
...
No need to reason.
During the halftime break, Lei Yu took the initiative to ask to be replaced.
Why don't you change it?
It's all a hat trick.
Why don't you clock in and get off work quickly?
Is it possible that this friendly match is really regarded as the World Cup?
Camacho said nothing and replaced Lei Yu.
Lei Yu was not seen playing in the second half, so the fans naturally lost interest.
Even so, it was enough for them to chat for 45 minutes.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, did you see it? When Thor was on the court, he was so fast and fierce! The ball went in in just three or two. It felt like my child was playing with a glass ball!"
"Who says it isn't? He is indeed a top student from Europe who came to support us! His overall strength is much higher than everyone else on the field. Looking at this kid Lei Yu, it reminds me of the time when the old expert supported us.
"
"That's a hat trick in the first half! Thor is so awesome! It's harder for other people to score a goal than to give birth to a child. Look at Lei Yu, he just scored three casually!"
"This is to give New Zealand face. If Lei Yu is allowed to play, he may score a few goals!"
Hearing these remarks, Ma Fanshu blushed and shook his head.
Lei Yu is not giving New Zealand face!
It’s to give her face!
Before the competition, they both agreed that if Lei Yu entered New Zealand, he would have to enter her Ma Fanshu.
Ma Fanshu, who could only withstand three goals at most, didn't want to faint again when Lei Yu scored the fourth goal.
I was fainted by sex when I was having sex, and I feel embarrassed just thinking about it!
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When the final whistle sounded, the score was fixed at 3-1.
In the words of the official media He Wei, the national football team deliberately gave up one to its opponents at the last moment.
According to international practice, we can never let others lose too badly.
But the problem is that New Zealand's goal did not come after the 80th minute, but in the 63rd minute. It is not considered a "last minute", nor can it be considered a "deliberate concession".
Moreover, the premise of international practice is to defeat the opponent, and the point difference should be at least 5 goals.
You just conceded three goals?
Are you kidding me?
See through, don’t tell.
No matter what, Lei Yu got off to a good start in his national team debut.
After the game, not only the national team held a banquet, but all major mainstream media across the country also tried their best to praise the process and results of the game.
Amidst the praises, Lei Yu, who had drunk too much wine, came to the bathroom and opened the zipper with a red face.
As soon as I put the water out, I heard conversations coming from the next cubicle.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this kid is quite lucky to have scored so many goals!"
"Who says it's not the case? This kid has to rush to score goals!"
"After all, it's your first appearance, so you have to show some face, right?"
"Huh, I don't believe he can score in every game. There will be times when he can't score. Huh, wait until that day..."
"What about waiting for that day?"
Lei Yu, who was drunk outside the door, didn't care who was inside.
He twisted his face and asked loudly at the door of the cubicle.
"Damn it, who poured a water pipe over me?"
"Fuck, fuck my face!"
There was a hurried sound from the cubicle.
Lei Yu was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and took a look, then showed an embarrassed look.
"Sorry, sorry, I forgot I was doing something just now."