Chapter 375 The fastest goal in the Premier League
“goooooooooooooooal!!!”
"Water a, did you achieve a goal?"
"Lei Yu scored his 26th goal in the league in just 8 seconds of the game!"
"Oh my God!"
"What happened to Lei?"
"Hasn't he reached his limit yet?"
"Arsenal takes the lead at home!"
"The Gun King Lei uses his fast gun to declare his sovereignty to his opponents."
"I have to say, Lei shot really fast this time!"
"It only took 8 seconds to cum!"
"Lei is in such a brave state, what else can stop him?"
This is the penultimate battle of the year.
Arsenal plays Wigan Athletic at home.
The game had just begun. As soon as the Wigan player took the ball, he was successfully intercepted by Lei Yu who rushed forward.
After the ball was divided, facing the opponent's goalkeeper, Lei Yu succeeded with a pass.
The commentator quickly checked the Premier League information and then shouted loudly: "This is the fastest goal in the Premier League!"
"Thunder created it!"
"Ray broke the record again and created new history!"
After the game, according to the official statistics of the Football Association, the actual time of Lei Yu's goal was only 7.21 seconds, which indeed exceeded the opening 8 seconds goal scored by Silva of Malaga in 2000.
On the court, Lei Yu was also extremely excited.
On the one hand, it was because he was feeling very depressed because he didn't play in the last game. On the other hand, Jenkinson's supermodel party was really an eye-opener for him.
think about it.
Beauty pageants all over England, more than twenty tall young models live in the same villa.
Lei Yu pretended to be a TV repairman and got in.
What happened that night?
Nobody knows!
Anyway, Jenkinson himself actually repaired the TV overnight.
Of course, there is another reason why Lei Yu is in such great shape.
That is, after this game is over, he will go to "France Football" to receive the award.
It shouldn’t be an exaggeration to use a shocking goal as a welcome gift before receiving the award, right?
Lei Yu was extremely excited after scoring the goal.
He never thought about breaking the record. Breaking the record was just an unexpected surprise.
All he thinks about is shooting and scoring goals.
And this was at his home court. Lei Yu had a hunch that one ball wouldn't satisfy him at all!
It turns out that men’s sixth sense is also very accurate.
Soon, Lei Yu ejaculated again and came in again.
Not just once!
Faced with the rising interest of the Gunners, Wigan Athletic surrendered a miserable result of 0-3 in the first half.
Lei Yu, who completed a hat trick, pressed his opponent to the ground and rubbed him on his own, and the arrangement was clear.
Before coming to Wigan Athletic, I actually had no hope at all.
Just like said before.
Lei Yu had a hard time holding back in the last game, and he was about to receive the award this time.
Can I be inactive?
Therefore, what Wigan look forward to most is that Lei Yu can be merciful at home and cause less bloodshed.
In other words, Wenger could open up the net and replace Lei Yu, a goal-scoring machine, in advance.
No matter how much Wigan fans begged, Lei Yu really enjoyed playing.
What’s good about young models?
Still have the desire to shoot!
Women will only affect the speed of my ejaculation!
In the second half, Lei Yu kept up his efforts, hoping to score four goals and reach 30 goals in the league.
But the professor refused to give him this opportunity.
The next game is the Red Devils and Manchester United, and Wenger doesn't want Lei Yu to get injured.
Just try to find your form in this game. If you want to kill everyone, go to Old Trafford in the next game!
As a result, Lei Yu could only clock in and get off work early.
Even so, Lei Yu's heroic performance still made all Premier League fans feel incredible.
It’s okay that the two beasts in La Liga compete with each other. After all, apart from Real Madrid, only Atletico Madrid has some strength. The other teams are all bad guys. It’s reasonable for Melo to be capped every game.
But what happened to you Lei Yu?
You are playing in the Premier League!
And there is no one chasing you behind you, so why are you so anxious to score so many goals?
Are all Premier League teams weak?
Isn’t there any one of you who can stand up and kill Lei with great authority?
These 29 balls, when do I have to see them?
Very meow!
Watching a goal highlight, I didn’t expect it would take so long!
...
A hat trick, plus the fastest goal in the Premier League.
For Lei Yu, this is undoubtedly the best award-winning gift for himself.
After the game, Arsenal took action again and began to apply for the Guinness record for Lei Yu's fastest goal.
However, it was frustrating to discover that the record for the fastest goal in world football was an amateur match recognized by the Football Association in 2004.
At that time, after the midfielder kicked off the ball, the next player took a shot directly.
The ball flew in the air for 2 seconds and then went into the opponent's goal.
2.564 seconds, at this speed Lei Yu can’t catch up even if he flies!
However, 7.21 seconds has led the Premier League for decades, so there should be no problem.
After recuperating for a day, Lei Yu took a plane to Paris with Wenger, the team CEO and others.
For Arsenal, this is a top priority!
In the century since the Gunners have passed, no one has ever won this honor!
Some people have always said that Arsenal is a fake giant.
Now that we have the Champions League and the Golden Ball, who else dares to say that we are a fake giant?
That upstart Manchester City is the pseudo-rich club!
In the afternoon, Lei Yu visited the headquarters of "France Football" and saw the Ballon d'Or trophy at a glance.
"Is that for me?"
Editor-in-chief Erno nodded with a smile and handed the trophy to Lei Yu.
"Yes, young man, how do you feel?"
"It doesn't seem to be made of gold?" Lei Yu played a few times.
Seeing that Lei Yu still wanted to bite him, Ernault hurriedly took the trophy back.
"Be careful, young man, don't break it!" Erno said with a distressed look on his face.
"Why, this thing is just like a big-ear cup, you can only see it?"
"No." Erno shook his head, "I will give it to you in public at the party. Now I am just letting you see it."
"Okay, I was shocked. I thought this thing was no longer distributed!"
Seeing what Lei Yu said, Erno asked curiously: "Why, are you still worried that you don't even have the money to make a trophy?"
"No!" Lei Yu shook his head, "I recently built a storage room at home to store my honors. This thing sells well, I'm going to get a dozen of them to take home and put them in a row. Tsk tsk tsk...yes...
It’s quite impressive!”
Erno had a dark look on his face after hearing this.
People risk their lives to get one. How dare you say you get more than a dozen?
You never dreamed of doing this!
However, Lei Yu is only 20 years old this year. If he performs like this for 10 consecutive years, he really may be able to reach double figures.
After all, Lei Yu will only be 30 years old by then!
Thinking of this, Erno shook his head violently.
What am I thinking!
This kid can win this award this year because no player in Asia has ever won this honor.
Next time you want to win an award, it won’t be that easy!
In the evening, the award ceremony was held.
Lei Yu dressed up and attended the award ceremony with other celebrities, players and others.
The camera lens kept lingering on Lei Yu's face.
At this moment, both Messi and Ronaldo seem to have become his foil.
Finally, amid the host's loud shouts, the searchlight stopped on Lei Yu.
Amid cheers and applause, Lei Yu stood up calmly, waved to his colleagues, and then walked up to the podium step by step.
Looking at Lei Yu's back, Cristiano Ronaldo in the crowd couldn't help but curled his lips: "This guy is really stinky!"