Lei Yu spent Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in hell.
Ma Fanshu, who went to school after New Year's Day, bought more than a dozen sets of pajamas from unknown sources, either transparent or with pieces of fabric missing.
Every night after taking a shower, Lei Yu would do some yoga poses on his bed. Lei Yu was so excited that he took cold showers for several days.
On December 29, Arsenal finally ushered in the last league game of the year, which was also the most important game in the first half of the season.
Away game against Manchester United!
According to statistical speculation made by Sky Sports, if any team can stop Arsenal's unbeaten record this season, it will most likely come from this game.
The two sides have been gearing up for half a season, and it is the last battle before the year.
Arsenal is in full swing, and Manchester United is sitting at home waiting to do some work.
Who will win this fierce battle in the end is yet to be determined!
At the press conference before the game, the professor and Ferguson followed tradition and once again had a heated exchange of words.
The two famous coaches have been at loggerheads in the Premier League for many years.
It is said that Ferguson is really going to retire after this season, so this kind of war of words is really one less thing to watch.
Facing the visiting Arsenal, Sir Alex Ferguson still showed all kinds of disdain.
For Ferguson, he is also qualified to view the Gunners in this way.
Ferguson: "We have nothing to fear, we have Van Persie!"
Wenger: "We have Lei Yu!"
Ferguson: "We have Rooney!"
Wenger: "We have Lei Yu!"
Ferguson: "We've got Carrick!"
Wenger: "We have Lei Yu!"
Ferguson: "We have De Gea!"
Wenger: "We have..."
Ferguson: "Wait a minute, Ray is not a goalkeeper!"
Wenger: "Who is De Gea???"
Ferguson: "That's the young goalkeeper who saved Van Persie's penalty in the 8-2 game last year."
Wenger: "Van Persie? Isn't Van Persie one of your people?"
Ferguson: "..."
Despite the ever-changing lineup of Sir Alex Ferguson, the players in every position are also very powerful.
But the professor never deviates from his true nature. Lei Yu alone can defeat thousands of troops!
In the players tunnel, Robin van Persie and Lei Yu chatted.
"Lei, you have to be merciful!"
"I'll leave you here, old man, you're not my teammate! Can I leave you a favor?"
"Oh! Lei, don't blame me for being unkind!"
"If you don't tell me, don't tell me! Fan Dazhi!"
"you..."
Before Van Persie could counterattack, Giroud and Podolski held Lei Yu's arms on the left and right.
"The thunder is ours now!"
"Yes, yes! Lei has us, who are you? Let's go, let's go and cool down, don't disturb our happy life!"
Seeing Giroud and Podolski looking sullen, Van Persie immediately pretended to be coy as a daughter.
"Lei, do you really don't want me anymore? Wow, Lei, you are so cruel!!!"
Seeing three big men performing a painful drama in front of him, Lei Yu withdrew his arm and covered his chest, almost vomiting.
"Robin, let me tell you anyway, you won't give up after this game!"
Van Persie curled his lips and said, "Okay, see you on the field then!"
...
At the Old Trafford Stadium, the two sides did not have any tests. From the first minute, they showed their claws and fought with each other.
what is interesting is.
Because Arsenal kicked off first.
So as soon as the ball came to Lei Yu's feet, Carrick rushed up and shoveled Lei Yu to the ground without saying a word.
Euphemistically called: Never let this guy score such a fast goal again!
Go to hell!
When did I score the goal and how fast did I score the goal? What does it mean to you?
Just for your encouragement, I will make more gains today no matter what!
What's more, my girlfriend is watching from the stands!
If we don't score a goal, what should we do if we go home and kneel on the washboard?
I have promised her that as many as you can join Manchester United as many as hers!
These past few days have been very frustrating for both of us!
Seeing Lei Yu's unconvinced and angry look, the Manchester United players were also unambiguous.
If you don't accept the shovel once, I will shovel it twice or three times!
In the end, less than five minutes into the game, Cleverley received a yellow card.
Lei Yu, who had been tackled four times, stood up with the help of his teammates. The pain in his calf made him grin.
He nnd, you guys are really cruel!
However, the Manchester United players on the opposite side didn't care about this.
"Golden Globes?"
"What's so great!"
"Dare to dribble the ball again!"
"I'll break your legs!"
Facing the ferocious expressions of the Manchester United players and thinking that this was Old Trafford, the Gunners looked at each other.
Well, this is your home court, let me give you some face.
In this way, under the leadership of Lei Yu, the gunners began to retreat in an orderly manner and moved the front line to their own half.
I originally wanted to defend for a while and wait for Manchester United's opening attack to pass before making another move.
But when the Red Devils fans in the stands saw this, they started to taunt him.
"Hey, is this the new Golden Globe winner? Why are you so cowardly?"
"Still backfooting? Passing the ball back? Isn't this too tight? You don't even dare to take the ball through the midfield!"
"Coward! I really don't understand why the French would give the Ballon d'Or to such a coward!"
Amid the roaring boos, these jealous Red Devils fans cursed one after another.
Once Lei Yu got the ball, he was bombarded with swear words.
Are these guys too arrogant?
Lei Yu frowned.
Look around with your eyes.
He thought of a way.
The best way to calm these gossiping fans is to scare the monkeys!
As for which one is the chicken...
Lei Yu looked around and finally set his sights on Cleverley.
Tom Cleverley, born in 1989, came from Manchester United's youth training.
It stands to reason that Cleverley, who is a disciple of Beckham and others, should be a direct descendant of Manchester United.
But since joining the Manchester United first team in 2008, Cleverley has been on loan.
During this period, Cleverley visited Leicester City, Watford and Wigan Athletic.
In general, although this guy has good skills and is a direct descendant of Manchester United, he just cannot meet the standards of the first team.
To be precise, this guy's thin body and constant serious injuries are the most important reasons why he cannot be the main force in the Manchester United first team.
Although he was the captain of Manchester United's reserve team, in Lei Yu's view, this "glass man" is not even as good as that kid Jenkinson!
Although Jenkinson is not very capable and has a "fearful face", he can at least adapt to the rhythm of the Premier League and his physical fitness can also pass the test.
Not like you.
With just a light touch, it shattered to pieces!
After finding the target, Lei Yu quietly came to Cleverley's side while taking advantage of a defense.
When Cleverley found Lei Yu next to him, it was too late to pass the ball.
In other words, if he didn't pass the ball out the first time he caught the ball, the result was already doomed.
Facing the rushing Lei Yu, Cleverley turned around desperately and aimed his back at Lei Yu, hoping to protect the ball at his feet.
However, the next second, Lei Yu's body hit him like a tank.
Moreover, Lei Yu, who has been immersed in the Premier League for a year and a half, is constantly making small moves.
Bang!!!
Under such a strong impact, Cleverley felt that his bones were about to fall apart.
Damn it!
What power is this?
Was I attacked by Godzilla?
But despite such strange strength, Cleverley still remained upright.
Even his Manchester United teammates were wondering why he didn't go down.
Although he did not fall, Cleverley moved two steps to the left.
The ball naturally fell at Lei Yu's feet.
The referee hesitated for a moment.
Seeing that Cleverley hadn't fallen, he didn't blow the whistle and let Lei Yu, who had won the ball, walk away.
Until someone from Manchester United shoveled the ball out of bounds, Cleverley hadn't moved yet.
Van Persie, who was trailing at the back of the team, finally noticed something was wrong and hurried over and asked:
"Tom, how are you? Are you okay?"
Cleverley looked at his trembling legs and reluctantly took a step forward.
Then he replied with a smile that was uglier than crying: "No, I'm fine..."