"Lei made it clear that Arsenal cannot beat Ulsan Hyundai!"
"Is this the team that the Champions League champion is afraid of?"
"The Ballon d'Or winner expressed regret for not being able to play against Ulsan Hyundai."
"Ulsan Hyundai missed out on the Club World Cup title!"
After Lei Yu attended that absurd press conference, his absurd remarks were subsequently edited into various versions and spread around the world.
Of course, most people just heard the joke.
But the stick men in South Korea took it seriously.
On Twitter, fans expressed excitedly: "Arsenal can't beat Ulsan Hyundai, this is what Ray admitted personally!"
"We are truly number one in the world!"
"Arsenal? Nothing!"
Seeing these disgusting remarks, the first ones to jump out and refute were the Italian fans.
"Go away! Lei said he didn't want to play with Ulsan Hyundai because he was afraid that you would do something wrong! Who doesn't know that the characteristics of the stick are to shovel people's legs and bribe the referee?"
Below this Italian fan's comment, there was also a series of likes.
"Portuguese fans agree."
"Spanish fans agree."
"Little Days fans agree."
"Sange fans agree."
Seeing Sange fans like it, this guy couldn't stand it anymore.
"Ah San, why are you here to join in the fun? When will India be qualified to compete with South Korea on the same stage?"
"Go away! While the Indians are playing cricket, South Korea is still playing in the mud!" the third brother retorted mercilessly.
For a while, netizens were quarreling again.
As before, South Korean fans are still the "main force".
As for the strength of Ulsan Hyundai, FIFA gave the answer.
In order to do well in this Club World Cup.
Fifa went so far as to frantically organize a "5-6 place showdown"!
There are only seven teams in total.
What the hell are you doing with a showdown between five and six people?
Isn't it just to play one more game, increase the ratings, and make some money?
Soon, the result of the battle between the top five and six was announced.
Ulsan Hyundai lost 2 to 3 to Sanfrecce Hiroshima of Xiaoli, and one of the goals was an own goal scored by Xiaoli.
In other words, Xiaotian scored 4 goals in the first 72 minutes.
The South Korean players scored a face-saving goal in the 905th extra-long stoppage time.
Fortunately, this referee is from Bahrain and has some integrity.
If he was really bribed, this game would have to last for more than ten minutes of stoppage time!
As soon as the result of the game came out, the South Korean fans on Twitter became angry.
After Xiaori and Sange fans laughed at South Korean football, they started to laugh at their M country soldiers as usual.
...
After the 5th and 6th place finals, there were the 3rd and 4th place finals.
Monterrey, who lost to Arsenal, defeated Cairo National 2-0 and achieved "third place in the world".
They play their football and the Arsenal players train every day.
At this moment, the players were running circles, and Arteta suddenly whispered: "Lei, after the final, we must have a good meal before we leave! Treat yourself."
"Oh? What are you going to eat?"
"Sushi?" Ramsey replied immediately.
"You only know sushi, right?" Arteta rolled his eyes.
"Then what else do you think?" Ramsey looked dissatisfied.
“And sashimi...”
Before Arteta could finish speaking, Lei Yu interrupted him with a look of disdain, "And sashimi? You didn't say there were natto and miso soup, right?"
Looking at Arteta's expression, Lei Yu knew that he had guessed correctly.
Looking at these two guys who wanted to have a tooth festival but didn't know what to eat, Lei Yu looked around and then whispered:
"When it comes to delicacies in my childhood, the most famous one is of course Nvtisheng!"
"The female body is strong? What is that?" they both asked at the same time.
"You are so low, you don't even know that Nv Ti Sheng is a virgin who has been screened and trained, and then..."
On the training ground, the team members stopped training and just stood there listening to Lei Yu's introduction.
When Lei Yu said the last dish, all the Arsenal players' eyes lit up like a pack of hungry wolves.
"The female body is strong, the female body is strong, the female body is strong!!!"
Walcott couldn't bear it any longer and his eyes were glowing green.
At this moment, Wenger appeared out of nowhere and kicked the players in the butt one by one.
"What are you doing if you don't train? Go and train me!"
Upon seeing this, Arteta hurriedly stepped forward and introduced this famous childhood meal to Wenger.
After listening to Arteta's brief introduction, the professor fell into deep thought.
After a long while, Wenger waved his hand and said passionately.
"Okay, if you win this final, I'll treat you to food!"
"I'll show you how many women's bodies you make in the finals."
"Now, go back to training!"
"Ouch ouch ouch ouch~~~"
On the training ground, there was a howl of wolves.
...
Yokohama is sunny and sunny.
Although the weather is cold, the sun is shining brightly.
At this time, the Yokohama International Arena was already packed with enthusiastic Little Days fans.
Lei Yu’s influence is no joke!
In East Asia, there is no fan who is not a fan of Lei Yu!
When Lei Yu walked onto the stage, he was actually quite excited.
I'm used to seeing blonde hair and long legs in Europe, but it's also a good experience to change to the short and weak ones from the island country.
And don’t look at how you usually complain about the Club World Cup.
But the title of "No. 1 in the world" in the Club World Cup is still very attractive.
If you get him, you will be considered a member of the Club Grand Slam!
Of course, the Portuguese Super League champion is no better than the Premier League.
But looking at Arsenal’s results this season, can the Premier League be far behind?
Today's opponent is Corinthians.
Corinthians, nicknamed the "Torpedo Clipper", is a famous team in Sao Paulo. It is the second most traditional team in Brazil and has won numerous championships in the country.
Speaking of Corinthians' most famous player, none other than Ronaldo.
Speaking of alien Ronaldo, after withdrawing from Europe from Milan, he returned to play for Corinthians.
After acquiring the aliens, Corinthians, who had tasted the sweetness, bought Roberto Carlos to form the club version of the "Rolo" combination.
It's a pity that the alien retired in 2011. Carlos also terminated his contract with the team early after Ronaldo retired, joined the Russian Super League, and then retired in the middle of 2012.
After learning such news, Lei Yu was also filled with regret.
If these two seniors had been tougher, they might have been able to fight against them.
But now, alas...
"So there are no big-name stars in Corinthians now?" Walcott asked.
"No." Arteta shook his head, pointing to the guy on the opposite team who had been keeping an eye on Lei Yu and said: "If we talk about big-name players, he is one."
"Who? Who else in Corinthians can be called a big-name star?" Little Tiger asked immediately.
"Wouldn't you know if you take a closer look yourself?"
At this time Lei Yu also noticed the fiery gaze of the other party.
Take a closer look.
Oops!
What an old acquaintance!
Good guy, the earth is really small!
I went round and round, but I didn’t expect to meet you here right now!
Their eyes met, and Lei Yu was unambiguous. He stepped forward generously and extended his hand.
"Hello, Alexander, when did you put on this jersey?"
Pato stretched out his hand and forced a smile on his face: "It didn't take long, less than a month."