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Chapter 1 The Lazy Two Dogs

The sun is shining and the breeze is gentle.

Zhoujia Village, Qinghe County.

From a distance, there is something dangling between two big willow trees. From a closer look, it is a straw rope as thick as a child's wrist tied to the two willow trees. In the middle, there is also a hammock-like thing woven with straw rope, a ten-year-old boy.

A boy of about 10 years old was lying on it, swaying.

He was wearing tattered linen clothes, which could barely cover his shame. He wore straw sandals with his big toes exposed, which looked cleaner than his toes. On his dirty face, he had an ordinary appearance and dull eyes, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

What.

The sound of children shouting in the distance came several times in a row. Although he knew he was talking to him, the boy lying on the 'hammock' remained unmoved and was too lazy to talk to him.

This is a unique language here, which translates to "Er Gouzi, it's time to eat."

God damn Ergouzi, although he hates this name to death, but it is a nickname given to him by others, and everyone he knows calls him that, so helpless.

My first name is Zhou Tai, but from my parents to my children, no one calls me by that name.

Thinking about it, I can only understand. After all, they call each other the same way. For example, the one I am calling now, I call him Goudan. As for the other person's name, I never call him.

The other party called for dinner, but Zhou Tai was unmoved. It wasn't that he was not active in eating, but that he didn't start eating at all. There were only two meals a day, and it was just after noon. Where would the food be served?

I am a bit lazy in everyone's eyes, but not stupid. Even as a little kid, I want to fight with myself.

"Look, Er Gouzi is such a lazy guy, even if you ask him to come to eat!" said Goudan, who was wearing crotchless pants.

"Er Gouzi is lazy but not stupid. The fire is not burning and the smoke is not coming out. How can he cook?" an older child said from the side.

"Then he is also a big lazy guy. If he doesn't go to the fields or help the family, he will also be a lazy guy in the future..." Goudan said unconvinced.

The village is not big and there are not many people. In addition to playing with each other, the children play with urine and mud, which is a major entertainment project.

Sensible children help the family with work as early as possible and reduce the burden on the family. Lazy children are disliked by adults and are despised by all children.

Zhou Tai's laziness is the most famous in the village. Most five- and six-year-old children have learned to work in the fields, but he is ten years old and still does nothing.

This kid is hopeless. He heard such words countless times but remained unmoved. He was also chased and beaten many times by his father and refused to give in.

This is true even if he is not given food, so compared to other children of the same age, he is very thin.



If it was just a dream, it would be fine, but it lasts so long. Sometimes, one cannot tell which one is real, past or present.

When Zhou Tai was young, some things always appeared in his mind, but they were not clear. As his body grew, more and more memories were awakened, and they became clearer.

If you don't have past life memories, you won't feel anything wrong if you are an ordinary villager, marry a wife and have children.

But after experiencing life once, how can you be willing to live this life in sight, especially with something special in it?

Are you lazy? Zhou Tai denies it. If he is lazy, then such a strong hammock cannot be made out of thin air. It is not made by himself bit by bit.

I often make some traps and catch some small animals. In addition to offering sacrifices to the five internal organs temple where I often starve, I also take them home to improve the food for my parents and brothers and sisters.

Zhou Tai would not admit that he was lazy. He had his own reasons for it.

Deep in his consciousness, he was born with a system that provided him with a strengthening point every day. When he could not speak, he did not understand and did not care. When he could speak, he awakened part of his past life memories, and he knew it naturally.

This kind of secret cannot be told to others.

Strengthen points day by day, accumulate points continuously, there is no difference between having money and not spending it, and having no money.

The system did not introduce how to use strengthening points, so I had to explore by myself. I didn't find anything that could be strengthened in my life. It wasn't until one day that I suddenly discovered that I could use strengthening points for my body.

What else is there to say? I can make money without spending too much money. I simply tried a few with no side effects, dozens with no side effects, and hundreds with no problems, but the effect was not visible. In the end

Nearly two thousand strengthening points were all thrown at himself, but no effect was seen at all, and his strength did not increase by one point.

I thought it was because I used it less and the effect was not obvious, but in the end I found that I used it all and couldn't find any difference. Is this a fake system? Or is it a system to tease you?

This result made Zhou Tai doubt his life for a while, but after all, he is not really a kid with a mind of only five or six years old. It may be quantitative changes that can lead to qualitative changes. Just keep adding more and that's it. Even if he can live a few more years, he will still make money. Maybe he can

You have to get married to know how to improve special abilities. Such a system will never be ineffective at all.

Therefore, he called strengthening points "strengthening points". They can't be used on anything but the body, so it is most appropriate to call them "strengthening points".

I also tried to use it on others, but couldn't add any points at all, so I had to use it on myself.

I originally thought that this was an ancient society, where people could stand out through reading, but within a radius of more than ten miles, not even a single word could be read, let alone a private school, let alone a book. If I wanted to listen outside the window, I would have no chance of digging through the walls to steal the light.

Later I thought, if there was a world of martial arts, I might be able to enhance the talent of a martial arts wizard. I still have to have a dream.

It wasn't until one day when he saw two people flying high in the sky that he realized that this might be a world of immortal cultivation.

This discovery made him excited for a time. The temptation of immortality. Even if he could not live forever, it would be good to live for another three hundred years. The three-hundred-year-old monk could have sex with anyone he wanted! Anyone who disobeyed would be slapped with a slap.

It's quite beautiful when you think about it, and this confidence does not come from the fact that you have to work harder and harder, but because you have a problem and extremely doubt that your qualifications for cultivating immortals are constantly improving.

And in the future, people who want to become immortals, how can they not pay attention to their appearance? When you meet a female monk, say "Fairy please stay," because she is ugly, and the other person will walk faster. Wouldn't it be embarrassing?

Although they are almost the same as in the previous life, they all have ordinary looks, but the whiteness covers all the ugliness. If I am as tan as black soot because of working all day, how can I raise my head in front of the fairies of various sects, show off my majesty, and show off my masculinity?

Although cultivating immortals may change your skin color, and there may even be many ways to make it whiter and more beautiful, but what if it doesn’t?

After all, I have never practiced immortality before, so I must make the preparations I can.

Some people may think that making a straw hat to block some sunlight is fine, but Zhou Tai thinks that wearing a straw hat that covers all aspects like a motorcycle helmet would make others feel that he is sick, rather than making everyone feel that he is lazy.

Lying in a hammock in a daze is not a matter of personality, but something happened.

The strengthening points that he has been able to add to his body cannot be added today no matter what. After a long period of unsuccessful attempts, Zhou Tai knows that this is the point of strengthening that has been reached to the limit. One strengthening point a day, and all the strengthening points for ten years have been added.

The number of strengthening points saved on me is currently one. I will start saving points again from today until I can use the strengthening points again.

This is a little sudden, but also a little expected, there is a limit. But now that the limit has been reached, it is the time to try again.

Jumping off the homemade hammock, walking around and lifting things, and finally grabbing rocks with hands.

With a bang, the stone fell to the ground completely. Holding his painful right hand, Zhou Tai's dirty little face looked uncertain.

I forgot how many times I tried, but still got nothing.

Are you really going to be stuck here forever?

Be anxious!

I don’t know if I have been cultivating since I was a child, but there is always a suitable age group. No matter how good the qualifications are, it is not good to be older. What if one day I become a trembling old man, no matter how good the qualifications are, I will not

If a sect closes it, there is always a feeling that the genius of cultivating immortals has been delayed.

I hope it is due to limitations such as young age and weak body. It is best that after a period of time, I can continue to add more points. The requirements are really not high. You don’t need to be able to break mountains and crack rocks. As long as you can have the physical fitness of an ordinary adult, he

I want to go out, look for opportunities, and join the cultivating sect.

Although there is no effect of adding more points, this is my only hope. I am just a layman, in my previous life, and in this life as well. If I don't cheat, how can I cultivate immortality? Even if I do, I will probably be at the level of cannon fodder.

The minimum age for cultivating immortality in my mind is sixteen. It is best to be able to cultivate to immortality before the age of sixteen, and it would be even better if it could be a few years earlier.

I really want to practice cultivation as soon as I am born, but conditions do not allow it.

I have never practiced cultivating immortals, but I have read many novels about cultivating immortals in my previous life. I have also imagined that there are people from the cultivating sects who come here to recruit qualified children, test their qualifications, and enter the outer sect and inner sect. However, don’t say that in the past few years.

Immortal cultivators come here to take disciples, but entertainers do not come here to take disciples.

If we use an analogy from the past life, it is like being in a small closed village and seeing a plane in the sky and wanting to get on it. You have to go out and find the airport before you can take the plane, that is, you have to find the sect and join it.

As for waiting for two big immortal cultivators to fight, one dead and one injured, saving the injured one yourself, and starting on the road to cultivating immortality, it would be similar to waiting for the plane to fall in the previous life, then picking up the parts and building a plane to fly to the sky...

There are many difficult things in the world, but often the most difficult thing is the first step, because there are so many things that there is no way to start.


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