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Chapter 909 Waiting to eat shit

On January 21st, after six movies such as "Beautiful Love" and "The Breakup Master" were released, it can be said that there are constant discussions online. No matter how these six movies are discussed, what everyone is really looking forward to is January 22nd.

What's the first day's box office!

Many idle people, even those who are not too worried about watching the fun, have already moved their little horses and sat up to get ready to watch the show.∑

"Haha, if the first-day box office of "Flower in the Heart" exceeds the box office of the four movies of "Invincible", then what I want to say is that Huang and his four friends can totally eat shit."

"That's right, I'm so excited. I really want to watch them eat shit live!"

"This is a bet. If you don't eat shit, then they will get 100 million, and even the four of them can't get it!"



Many people are talking about it on the Internet at this time. You must know that this time the four movies of "Heart Blossoms" and Huang Yixing's have really aroused everyone's discussion, it is about this bet.

When Zhao Ze showed great arrogance at the time that he was fighting one against four, many people were shocked. They felt that Zhao Ze was so domineering. This kind of bet was simply a mockery of Chiguoguo!

Of course, if anyone else dared to play like this, they would be immediately considered to be desperate, but Zhao Ze has always been a professional in slaps in the face, and it can be said that anything Zhao Ze can do is possible.

It is precisely because of this that public opinion is not one-sided in favor of Huang and his party, especially the media, which have been beaten in the face by Zhao Ze in recent years. Therefore, they will naturally not favor Huang and his party.

Even the reports are relatively objective. Everything will focus on the box office.

Of course, Zhao Ze's fans were frantically retweeting Weibo and refreshing various topics to support Zhao Ze. At the same time, they wrote news that they expected Huang and his party to eat shit.

After the release of the four movies including "Invincible" and "The Extraterrestrial", as movie critics had expected, the four movies were almost uniformly criticized. Various kinds of abuses were also heard.

Even if Huang and his party hired a navy army, it would not help at all. This also made many people who knew the truth sigh, Damn, this is the first time they have seen a movie in which the navy army cannot defeat the regular army.

At this time, many people were also sneering. This Huang and his party were indeed seeking their own death. Many people actually knew that this Huang and his party, Lu Lianggu and the others simply showed their faces to Zhao Ze and asked Zhao Ze to do so.

call taxi.

Okay. Now that the four movies have received negative reviews, everyone wants to see how Huang and his party will end!

"It doesn't matter, didn't a lot of people criticize the original "Ali Idiot"? However, the box office was still quite good."

Huang Yi Xing also comforted himself at this time.

"That's right, the more you scold me, as long as we have this kind of attention, then our movie will definitely do well at the box office. Haha, you don't have to scare yourself. After all, the four movies combined can be as good as "Heart Blossom Road".

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Lu Lianggu also secretly gave himself confidence.

"Okay, let's not say anything anymore. Let's go back and make preparations and publicize it properly. No matter what, this time, we must defeat Zhao Ze."

Feng Ping also looked a little ferocious at this time.

The only time they didn't speak was when they nodded heavily. Now that it's come, I can't help but feel that they are not serious, and I can't help but feel that they are not serious.

Damn it, if you don’t take this seriously, you’ll have to eat shit!

Therefore, in order not to eat shit, the four of them called the major stars starring in the movie one by one, hoping that they could promote it one by one. Frankly speaking, if a movie ends well, there is nothing wrong with the actors.

However, most actors or dedicated actors will promote together. Only some big names will not. The movie "One Man's Martial Arts" in the other world is frankly very good, but because of the poor promotion, the box office is not satisfactory.

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Moreover, after the real bullet became popular, it was very popular and was almost not publicized. This also caused the director of "One Man's Martial Arts" to criticize the real bullet in public many times.

But this time, Huang and his party called these actors, but they were also rejected because they were not fools. If Zhao Ze had already made it clear that he wanted to punish Huang and his party severely, they would go forward at this time.

Looking for death?

Therefore, both they and their agents have reached a united front, which means they will no longer interfere with this matter!

Otherwise, if they rush forward stupidly, what if they are accidentally injured?

Of course, their rejection was not that cold. They just said that the schedule could not be adjusted and they could not promote it for the time being?

"Did I ask you to stand up? I just hope you can post on Weibo."

Hearing these people's rejection, Huang Yixing became angry and roared angrily.

Unfortunately, there was no use. These people directly chose to shut down their phones. No matter how Huang, his party, and Lu Lianggu called, they still received the response of shutting down their phones.

At this moment, the four of them were really angry, or rather scared, but they thought that if today's box office results were really good, then they could slap these people in the face hard when the time came.

This is also the driving force for Huang and his party to persevere.

It can be said that there are still a few hours until the box office statistics are released. At this time, everyone wants to see who is strong and who is weak based on the real box office.

While waiting, the reviews of the six movies by film critics on the Internet did not stop!

"Beautiful Heart" has almost set a record. Many film critics have spoken highly of this movie. Many people even said that it will probably create a road comedy in the future.

As for "The Breakup Master", it has attracted a lot of criticism. Of course, the criticism is because the plot is fragmented and Deng Xiaochao's performance is too hard.

If we say that Zhao Ze's two movies, many people are more sensible. But "The Breakup Master" was criticized by many people, but they also said it was worth watching.

However, on the other hand, netizens were extremely angry about four movies including "Invincible" and "Planet", and they even used the word "disgusting".

This feeling is as disgusting as eating a fly. No one expected that the four movies would plagiarize the concept and plot of "Love Call Transfer" without even admitting it. On the other hand, Zhao Ze

Fight in the ring.

The people who had been looking forward to the four movies before were now fighting back without any politeness. Yes, it was disgusting. In one word, they had never seen such a shameless person.

On the other side, Zhao Ze also said directly on WeChat: "There are four hours left, Huang Yixing, Lu Lianggu, Feng Ping, Shi Guang. Are you ready?"

"Haha, Zhao Ze is so domineering. However, I believe that they will not eat shit today. According to the shamelessness of these people, I am afraid they will choose to end at the box office before agreeing."

"I'm afraid they will disappear in a month."

"Unless they don't work in the entertainment industry, but even so, Mr. Zhao Ze, I still hope you can let them eat shit live, haha, it's so interesting to think about it."

"That's right, these bastards should be allowed to eat shit."



Once Zhao Ze's Weibo was released, more people forwarded it. Everyone was waiting for the box office. Of course, they were not waiting for a miracle, but just hoping for normalcy.

As long as their four movies fail, Huang Yi Xing and the four of them will eat shit!

More and more people began to discuss the issue, but at this time, Professor Zhang Qing, a professor of the film department of the famous Shanghai University of Communication and a member of the organizing committee of major film awards, also published a film review.

This film review surprised many people because he actually wrote it for "The Breakup Master"!

"This is a qualified domestic film

I originally didn't want to write a film review, or I didn't want to speak out, but after reading the reviews of "The Breakup Master" on the Internet, it seems that both critics and audiences have some one-sided criticisms of the film.

As we all know, it is really difficult to shoot a comedy. If you can't pile up jokes, it will become a skit in the Spring Festival Gala. You can really make people laugh by just relying on performances and some funny points, but it is also a little deliberately vulgar.

It is true that my nonsense cannot be copied. I also hope to see cold humor, black humor through language or other high-level comedies in China.

And Deng Xiaochao is a new director. It can be said that he has not had any experience in filming and directing before. Therefore, in my opinion, it is qualified to make such a romantic comedy and the plot is complete. Laughter in the cinema

The sound is indeed rising and falling. This is no exaggeration. Maybe some people say that I can’t laugh without laughing. Sorry, I didn’t say that everyone laughed. Even Chaplin couldn’t do it. Relaxation and decompression is the most original purpose.

Breakup Master has achieved it, I will give it a score of 6.7.

What I can't stand is the vulgar comments given by some people. I feel like I can't understand this at all. What is vulgar? Can it be said that the ones shot by foreign countries are good, and the ones shot by us in China are all vulgar?

Or should we say that a movie must be concerned about the country and its people and have great feelings to be qualified? So, whether it is the American youth group before, or the recent Jon Joseph's Don Juan, I think it is very exciting. You can call it vulgar,

But people don’t seem to want to erect a memorial arch because they think they are “elegant”.

Many people have commented on this movie from the perspective of comedy. I would like to talk about the feelings that love brings to me from the perspective of a filmmaker.

Where to start? Let’s start with Xiaochun’s eyes. The look in Xiaochun’s eyes while sitting on a horse leaning against Mei Yuangui is what I think is her best performance in the film. She is a little sad and a bit sad.

A little bit of dependence. This look made me see the soft look under Xiaochun's tough shell, which is very heartbreaking and enviable. Xiaochun has been struggling and persevering alone. She is a "little serious", not

Silly or naive, she understands, but she helps Master Tang seriously and takes everything seriously. Girls don't always want a boy who can tell her "I've got you covered". He practices it and can give

Your warm and solid arms.

Not all girls are so materialistic. In every city, there are many Ye Xiaochuns. They have their own persistence and stubbornness, and tenaciously become the flexible spirit of the city. Everyone also has a dream. Sometimes you think about it

It will cry. Sometimes you will laugh when you think about it. Even if it is such a meaningless ideal as making money, the hard days of hard work alone are difficult to endure. It is such a great thing to have someone to accompany you.

The second best thing is that he questioned Master Tang later, holding the microphone in his hand, and his hand was shaking slightly, which touched his heart. Ye Xiaochun, what other answer do you want? You know, you don’t need to take it so seriously anymore.

The third good thing is that I saw the writing on the wall. Many people should mention it here. I won’t comment on it.

The role of Ye Xiaochun is okay, and I agree with her performance. Because this time I feel that Yang Xiaomi's personal label is not obvious. It can be said that it is integrated into the whole movie, and it is where the warmth lies. I really hope that she will use her eyes more to play the inner drama. There are many places.

Yang Xiaomi's performance is not relaxed enough, I hope she can be more calm and natural. Her lines have improved a lot. "Xiao Serious" you are quite protective.

Deng Xiaochao's performance is naturally better than that of Function. I think the problem of excessive force is not as prominent in the film as in the trailer, because it fits the plot, and the performance without the plot is naturally not moving enough. But there are a few places where you have to laugh.

..Nervous, I feel unnecessary. Mei Yuangui is a "cold" person. In fact, Ye Xiaochun often silently despises him, haha. I despise him too, but I also like him quite a bit. It's actually quite cool to have this kind of living treasure in life.

If you are happy, no wonder you can win your heart.

Putting aside the comedy, the plot is a bit unsatisfactory. The breakup experience of Mao Qiu is too long. The part about sharks can be cut out. In fact, there is still a lot of material that can be added. I feel that the good baggage is not strung together.

It's a pity that it's more exciting. The smoothness and cohesion of the entire film are lacking. This is a shortcoming.

The performance of other people in the film, including cameos and supporting roles, is good. Xiaozhuang does not comment, but Liu Xiaoyan is the most beautiful. In fact, I think Liu Xiaoyan is qualified to be a large-scale production vase.

Finally, to sum up with the warmth in the play, I wish every Ye Xiaochun can find his own Mei Yuangui. No one is perfect, and no love is perfect, but as long as he is willing to protect you, you are willing to fight with him

, that can also make others envious.

Deng Xiaochao is my favorite actor, and I also hope that we in China can have more young directors like this who can make our domestic comedy movies well."

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The negative reviews of "The Breakup Master" and the criticism from many people actually made Deng Xiaochao feel a little helpless, or a little depressed. After all, it can be said that he put a lot of effort into this movie.

As a result, many people turned around and said directly, "Your movie is too vulgar, your performance is too hard, what the hell are you filming?"

He wouldn't be able to stand it if it were anyone else.

However, what Deng Xiaochao didn't expect was that Professor Zhang Qing actually praised him by name. You know, Professor Zhang Qing's reputation in the southern circle can be said to be quite great. Now even he agrees with it. It can be said that most people no longer

Criticisms will also be weighed.

Sometimes, people just follow the crowd. When you first hear from someone else that this person is not good, your first reaction is that you are already biased towards this person.

If many people praise you well, then you will say a few nice words even if it is just to follow the crowd.

The same is true for film reviews!

After watching "The Breakup Master" yesterday, many people felt that although the movie was not very good, it was still okay. As a result, a lot of people said why the movie was so bad, so they could only follow the crowd.

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However, this time it was different. Professor Zhang Qing could not be said to be a famous figure in the world. Now even he said that the movie was good. After that, many of his students also said that the movie was good.

Ever since, the atmosphere of "The Breakup Man" has changed!

From the beginning it was trash and not good, to the current one, although it is a bit of a spoof, it is still worth watching!

Not to mention anyone else, even Zhao Ze would not have thought that such a change in atmosphere would be so easy. Damn it, wouldn't he just find a few university professors to do it?

Compared to Zhao Ze's shock, Huang and the others were directly shocked and envious!

"How could this happen? Damn it, it's the same criticism, why can't ours work?"

"No, I also need to find someone to write a manuscript like this."

"Yes, it's necessary."



After Huang and his party discussed it, they each prepared to write the final draft. First of all, Huang and his party directly approached a certain Internet celebrity for the film "Incoming Man". Moreover, it had a good reputation.

I directly posted a post with the title: Don’t be misled by trolls.

I have to say that there are so many people on the Internet who say that the movie "The Man from Outer Space" is not good. I just want to say one thing at this time, which is, have you really watched this movie?

The comedy techniques used in "The Extraterrestrial" can be said to be based on American filming techniques, but it is an authentic Chinese comedy.

The protagonist is a 30-year-old virgin. His daily life is instant noodles. He is reluctant to eat and wear clothes, just because he wants to go on a blind date and marry a beautiful wife.

However, he couldn't find it at all, because the first thing many girls asked him was whether he had a house or a car.

At this time, this plane can be said to have done the protagonist a big favor.

This gives him ten additional opportunities for romantic encounters!

Thus began his strange journey to find a lifelong partner.

You can meet women with ten different styles, who doesn’t dream of this?!

But the ending is an unexpected end to every story...

The story says: Every woman has their advantages,

But sometimes their strength is their greatest weakness!

No woman is specially created for you, if you want to love, you must love everything about her!!!

The girl who the protagonist agreed to first can be said to be happy. Because she found someone who loves her noodles.

Of course this person could have been the protagonist. But it wasn't him...

Because the protagonist didn’t know how to love her for everything and tolerate her shortcomings!

He thought the next one would be better and would be a lifelong companion.

Isn’t this what ordinary people think?

In fact, there are no unhappy marriages in the world.

A truly bad marriage is one that does not know how to tolerate both parties, including loving his/her shortcomings!!

After going through all the trouble, the protagonist finally understands,

Fortunately, I didn't arrive very late and finally met Zhou Hua.

In the end, the movie arranged for the two to meet on the same plane!

It seems to be warning people not to look forward to the next one.

Only youth and fate are wasted,

Don't think you still have a chance,

Don’t think that “angels are always looking after you”,

Seize what you have in front of you and cherish it, it will be the best!!

Suddenly a sentence came to mind:

Separate the past and the future with iron doors and live in a completely independent today.

Yesterday was just a dream,

Tomorrow is just a phantom.

But living today,

But it can make yesterday a happy dream,

Tomorrow becomes a hopeful phantom.

Life is passing by at an incredible speed.

Today is the only time worth cherishing the most!

Perhaps this is the biggest thought that "Love..." brings us?!

Finally, what I want to say is that I feel that the comedy effect of this movie far exceeds all others."

As soon as this big v microblogger forwarded it, Huang Yi Xing and others were excited to watch the flip, hoping to see the good results of "The Extraterrestrial", and then Lu Lianggu and others followed suit.

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"Haha, it's really shameless. Not only did the movie plagiarize "Love Call Forward", but even the movie review that hired trolls to do it plagiarized "Love Call Forward". I really want to ask, how shameless is it?

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"I don't know, I won't know if I don't see it. I'll be shocked when I see it. This die-hard big V will use other people's original creations as his own porters every day. He's so stupid. You idiots, Huang Yi Xing, are just mercenary trolls."

Can’t you hire someone better?”

"Haha, it made me laugh so hard. It's really funny. What I really want to say is, are you guys really okay with this? You should just go to bed and wait for the next shit!

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I have to say that as soon as this tweet was posted, sharp-eyed people immediately discovered that this movie review was posted by someone from the previous "Love Call Transfer". In other words, this crazy big v was the one who copied the previous movie.

The movie review was plagiarized.

For a time, countless people were hurling abuses. At the same time, Huang and his party became a joke. Instead of hiring the navy, they were continued to be blackmailed.

What was frightening was that Lu Lianggu and the others did not dare to continue the promotion. At this time, the three of them had a vague feeling that they would not be able to wait for a second. However, when the four of them saw the next box office statistics, one by one

He was dumbfounded, and then he made a sound of excitement. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!


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