The boy and the girl got to know each other in this way. The next day, they met by chance in the military camp. Under the girl's sweet smile, the omnipotent soldier volunteered to be the princess's tour guide.
A man, a woman, and a cute phantom beast began to wander around the military camp.
The princess visited the training ground, the arsenal, the granary, and even the kitchen with great interest. Looking at Li Xiaofeng who seemed to be in a deserted place, she exclaimed again: "Xiaofeng, you are really amazing, everyone here is better."
Know you."
"Of course. I am an orphan picked up by the legion. I grew up in a military camp. This is my home."
Li Xiaofeng's chest puffed up and he naturally talked about his own affairs.
"Ah, are you really that good at eating meat?"
After the princess heard the story about him and Big Fatty, she smiled in a rare way in her life, leaning forward and backward, completely forgetting the aristocratic etiquette.
Speaking of the big fat meat, Li Xiaofeng finally blushed a little and explained sheepishly: "I don't know how I could eat so much when I was a kid. Now it's back to normal. I only eat half a bowl more than my godfather and the others."
"Giggle...do you have anything more fun to do?"
"Yes, there are plenty of them. I'm sure you'll like them."
The happy young man beat his chest vigorously. He was about to throw out the bait to catch the beautiful woman, but unexpectedly Lu Long's cry broke through the air.
It turned out that they had been hanging out for two or three hours.
Seeing that Lu Long was about to arrive, the princess couldn't help but frown slightly, showing an expression of boredom, and then said softly: "Xiao Feng, you go first, or Lu Long will make things difficult for you again; my father has an order,
Asking him to be responsible for my safety makes it hard for me to scold him too much."
"Well, I will take you to a more interesting place tomorrow if I have a chance."
The beautiful princess spoke softly, and Xiaofeng, who had tasted honey for the first time, of course obeyed her words and flew back to her nest like a happy bird.
Before the door of the barracks was completely closed, a group of four people had already swarmed up and surrounded their godson.
"Xiao Feng, how do you feel when you see a woman?"
"Good son, have you done anything bad? Hehe..."
"Yes, when can we have our grandson?"
The four of them were talking to themselves, and the more they talked, the more excited they became. The young man did not show any shyness at all, but asked a serious question about a big matter.
"Dads, how can I have a baby? What should I do?"
Suddenly, the four ** uncles were instantly defeated by the little guy. Although they didn't feel that their moral integrity had any lower limit, they really didn't know how to explain it for a while.
At the critical moment, the old madman also came to join in the fun.
"Idiot, haven't you ever seen animals mating..."
Tonight, the old lunatic's head was particularly shiny, and his intelligence was even more extreme. Just like scientific research, he spoke and gestured with his hands, accurately allowing the innocent boy to learn one piece of knowledge after another.
Before Xiaofeng could recover from the association, the old madman suddenly changed the topic and asked in a deep voice with a rare solemn tone: "Do you remember what I told you before?"
"remember."
"all?"
"Yes, all of them!" Xiaofeng nodded vigorously, and his lustful eyes gained some extra brilliance.
The nickname of the old madman was indeed well-deserved. Before the little madman could raise his chin, he had already turned around and left. He came as suddenly as he left.
"Good son, now that you have learned how to make children, you will work hard tomorrow, hehe..."
The four uncles laughed strangely in unison, and then left Xiaofeng's room. Their appearance seemed to have only one purpose - to teach their godson to become a real little uncle!
The education from his godfathers made Xiaofeng even more excited, and he suffered from insomnia for the first time in his life.
Tomorrow...what will happen? Tomorrow, will I become a real man? Haha...
The night outside the window is getting darker and darker, and "tomorrow" has not yet arrived. The longing figure of the innocent boy appears first.
With a soft sound, Tang Yan jumped into Xiaofeng's room from the window.
At night, she took off her long dress and put on a close-fitting shirt, revealing the woman's alluring curves.
"Xiao Feng, I can't wait until tomorrow. Take me to a fun place, hehe..."
"Okay, come with me."
Li Xiaofeng stood up, grabbed the girl's wrist, and walked out impatiently, "Princess, let's sneak out of the military camp to play, are you afraid?"
The boy and girl held hands like this, and under Li Xiaofeng's subconscious actions, the relationship between the two became closer.
The princess's face turned red, and she glared at Xiaofeng with a hint of petulance. The young man who wanted to have sex had no distracting thoughts at the moment. He only had the joy of playing in his eyes, and he didn't even notice the abruptness of his movements.
"If you're not afraid, I'm not afraid."
Perhaps it was Xiaofeng's simplicity that resolved the embarrassment. The blush on the princess's face quickly disappeared, and she allowed the other party to drag her forward quickly. At the same time, she curiously asked: "If you go out privately, you will be punished by military law. How can we go out?"
"Hey, I have a secret passage."
Although the night was dark, Li Xiaofeng's words during the day were indeed true. He could walk around at will with his eyes closed, and he knew the positions of the guards very well.
Moving quickly and slowly, left and right, the two flexibly shuttled between thousands of barracks, and finally came to the fence. Li Xiaofeng pushed aside a clump of weeds, and a dog hole immediately appeared.
"Xiao Feng, will you take me into... a dog hole?"
"That's right, get through it and leave the barracks, haha."
Xiaofeng didn't understand the meaning of the princess's words at all, so she got out on the ground and then stood outside, urging happily: "Princess, come out, drilling a hole is very simple."
Tang Yan gritted her silver teeth and hesitated for a few seconds, but finally added a wonderful chapter to the history of the Ming Empire - the dignified princess actually learned how to drill into a dog hole.
Half an hour later, the two of them were far away from the military camp and stood by a small river. The Yanshan Forest was not far away on the other side of the river.
"Giggle...it's so fun."
Drilling into a dog hole, violating military law, being sneaky and sneaky, no royal figure has ever done such a thing before, how could Tang Yan not be a hundred times more excited.
"Just wait, I'll show you something more interesting right away."
Before he finished speaking, the omnipotent soldier had already taken out a lot of things from the Qiankun bag, including iron racks, charcoal, iron hooks, seasonings, and a big piece of fat!
"Xiao Feng, do you want barbecue?"
The bonfire was raised, reflecting the somewhat disappointed look in the princess's eyes. She was not a foodie like Li Xiaofeng, and she would never treat barbecued fat meat as a beautiful sight.
"No, I'm just a little hungry, haha."
Xiaofeng responded sheepishly, while using fighting spirit to increase the flames, and then his hands flew up.
In an instant, the big piece of fat seemed to have a life of its own, dancing on the flames and iron hooks. The smell of meat soon replaced the smell of blood.
"Xiao Feng, you are not weak in fighting spirit. Have you ever been on the battlefield? How many insect beasts have you killed?"
"No, I am only responsible for cleaning the battlefield. I have no part in the fighting. They don't want me to participate."
The orderlies would naturally not go to the battlefield. The princess was not surprised by this. Her beautiful eyes flashed and she suddenly asked: "Then have you seen the God of War?"
"War God? Didn't listen...ah, the heat is here.
The omnipotent soldier's response stopped abruptly. For him, no god of war could match the charm of the big fat guy.
The princess's beautiful eyes trembled slightly, and a ray of lost brilliance flashed in her eyes.
Li Xiaofeng was completely unaware of the expression of the beautiful lady behind him, so he jumped up excitedly, strode to the river, pulled up a large handful of light red water plants, and threw them into the fire.
"Princess, please see clearly."
Li Xiaofeng's proud tone attracted the princess's attention, and she reluctantly raised her gaze.
In the next moment, the girl's eyes kept enlarging, and her small red mouth turned into an attractive small circle.
Those water plants actually floated in the flames, and pink smoke curled up, first wrapping the big piece of fat, and then floating into the air.