Chapter 1 Entering the WTO, meeting a woman who touches porcelain
The streets were full of weeds, tall buildings were tied with vines, tigers roared on the cars, but there were no pedestrians.
This was no ordinary dream. It predicted the future. It was the only special talent that Tang Sanmu had acquired during his ten years in the mountains.
After waking up, I looked at a software called Live Broadcasting Artifact and felt annoyed: "Why did I fall asleep while live streaming again..."
Looking at the live broadcast room again, there was no one there.
Only a sentence of sarcasm is still flashing on the screen:
"Trash anchor, did you come in to watch you sleep?"
"What kind of ghost painting talismans are sold in the mall? Judging heaven, identifying people, and measuring the underworld. What any 18 or 19-year-old metaphysics anchor can sell is better than yours, right?"
"You're such a bear and you're named Tang Sanmu, who has reached the sky in one step? You don't have the temperament of a master at all!"
Tang Sanmu said helplessly to himself: "Return to nature, return to nature, don't you understand?"
He was known as a metaphysical prodigy at the time.
At the age of three, he knows the Five Elements; at the age of five, he knows the Eight Diagrams; at the age of seven, he reads fortune telling; at the age of eight, he summons spirits; at the age of nine, he has to fight every time he sees a living corpse.
In the same year, he was injured by a living corpse, and the sinister poison entered his body. He could only go to the mountains with his master to practice, and he was isolated from the world for ten years.
When I went down the mountain alone two days ago, my master told me that if I don't want the scene in my dream to come true, I must have a posture that is admired by thousands of people and can call upon the world's talents.
I originally thought that I could walk around as Mr. Yin Yang, help people draw talismans and eliminate disasters, and in a few years I could achieve what the master said.
But I don't think things have changed, times have changed, and it has become very outrageous.
Technology has advanced, and metaphysics has become popular.
Feng shui masters and head-lowering masters, who were extremely rare before going up the mountain, are now everywhere.
I am in the remote cabin where I lived with my master ten years ago.
I only had some change in my pocket, and the house I hadn’t lived in for ten years had already been emptied of all valuables.
Living in poverty, he was sitting in front of the camera in a daze.
Suddenly he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: "Fight!"
Then clicked on the random wheat matching.
This function is very advantageous for newcomers. If you are lucky, you can connect with some big internet celebrities and attract some fans.
Immediately afterwards, Tang Sanmu's eyes lit up and he matched with Zhou Qingqing, who has 170,000 fans!
If you can speak eloquently, why don't you get thousands of dollars?
Thinking of this, he took a deep breath and wanted to win the hearts of his fans with his sharp tongue.
Before he could say anything, Zhou Qingqing's eyes suddenly lit up: "Wow, your talisman drawing is so amazing. If you're so good at talisman drawing, you must be able to tell fortunes, right?"
Since the live broadcast of Tang Sanmu, no one has ever said that they are good at drawing talismans. They were very happy for a while: "That is a natural girl. I was relatively famous before I was ten years old."
"How much do you charge for facial recognition?"
"If you spot it correctly, I can reward you with a gift of five hundred yuan."
"Then help me take a look!"
Tang Sanmu nodded and stared carefully for a while: "The children's palace is full of pavilions, the willow leaves are low and horizontal, the eyes are wandering and the heart is not right, and the blessings and misfortunes are increasing year by year.
Girl, should I say it or not, your destiny is very strong, you are pregnant with a son and a daughter, but your family is poor and there will always be trouble. You need to correct your mind and avoid evil, in order to gain wealth."
Dark Angel: Let me go, this person can’t read faces, can you please stop talking nonsense? He is at the level of a ten-year-old child...
Purple Lemon: Qingqing, hang up Lianmai quickly... don’t lose your worth.
Single for ten years: Is the matching mechanism of the platform blind? Can such a person be in a relationship with Qingqing? Who doesn’t know that our Qingqing lives in a mansion and drives a luxury car? He is still single. Nothing like this is right!
But Zhou Qingqing still squinted and smiled, staring at Tang Sanmu and clapping his hands: "Wow, Master is so awesome! Can you tell anything else?"
Tang Sanmu didn't notice that Zhou Qingqing's eyes flickered with a treacherous smile.
Little did he know that this Qingqing was not a good person. Within a few days of being on the platform, his number of fans soared to 170,000, and he had tricked many new metaphysics anchors into being unable to survive at the beginning.
They all rely on connecting with others, asking them to help tell fortunes or reading fortunes, and then trying to bully the other person to enhance their status and popularity.
This is a new profession that has evolved with the development of the times, metaphysics and anti-counterfeiting.
Tang Sanmu shook his head: "Beauty, you can only tell this by looking at your face. If you want to see anything else, send me your horoscopes..."
"too poor."
"Ah?" Tang Sanmu was stunned, thinking that he heard wrongly.
"I said you are so bad. You are a liar. You can't even tell your face. How dare you start a live broadcast here to deceive people?"
At the same time, many fans of Zhou Qingqing also directly cursed.
"My young life is so good, why do you say this?"
"Brother, please inquire before you lie to others. I'm so ashamed for you."
"Find a class, you are young, this platform is not suitable for you."
When so many sarcastic remarks came out, no matter how thick-skinned Tang Sanmu was, he couldn't resist them.
He slapped the table, pointed at his phone and frowned, "Are you kidding me? I've been studying art for fifteen years, there's no way I can be wrong about this face!"
Over there, Zhou Qingqing burst into tears: "It's okay to say what this person said was so unpleasant, but he was also mean to me... I feel so wronged, and I will never help the babies fight against fraud again..."
At this point, Tang Sanmu finally understood that he was being treated as a tool.
Lines of sarcasm scrolled across the screen, and more and more people watched Lian Mai with the mentality of watching the fun.
Just when Tang Sanmu was hurriedly thinking about hanging up the live broadcast, a white light suddenly flashed.
A stone that looked like a mobile phone suddenly lit up, and three words appeared like a mobile phone screen: Lingbao Pavilion.
As soon as the screen turned, the text disappeared, and a pair of eyeballs appeared on the "screen", with the words next to it - Psychic Precious Eyes, which can see the two realms of yin and yang, and can distinguish between false and true in Kyushu, which requires 30,000 merit points.
In the lower right corner, messages are flashing:
"Who can enter the Lingbao Pavilion without a divine eye?"
"This thing is useful to mortals, but what use is it to us?"
"The recent treasures from Lingbao Pavilion are so-so..."
This scene greatly shocked Tang Sanmu's spirit. It clearly appeared from a stone, but it also looked like a live broadcast!
Zhou Qingqing's fans all thought that Tang Sanmu had been stimulated in some way, and they all said that there was no point in pretending to be stupid.
Only then did Tang Sanmu realize that others could not see the light on the stone.
There is a balance display in the upper right corner of Lingbao Pavilion. I have exactly 30,000 merit points!
Taking a deep breath, I tentatively clicked on "Yuanyuan", which means "purchase".
Lingbao Pavilion: Please look directly at me for ten seconds and do not blink.
Tang Sanmu did as he was told, and the next moment his eyes burned.
Lingbao Pavilion: The relationship is successful, how to use: move according to your heart, comes with a gift: a magic talisman, effect: draw a big mouth from the air.
After this line of words flickered, Lingbao Pavilion went out and became an ordinary stone again.
Before it was extinguished, Tang Sanmu also saw that Lingbao Pavilion had some other functions, such as fortune inquiry, historical merchandise, etc., but his level was too low to unlock them.
Looking at Zhou Qingqing again, Tang Sanmu couldn't help but laugh.