"Huh? Wasn't this a small lake just now? Why is it now a big dry pit? Could it be that the water was drank by a monster?" Lin Feng thought that after he had just drank a "lake" of water, a big monster came to bathe him.
I also drank the water from the lake, sweating.
"Damn it, if there really is a monster, why don't you eat me? Didn't I just sleep and wake up naturally?" He quickly rejected the possibility of the monster appearing. Now Lin Feng was full of food and drink.
But he didn't realize that the skin on his body was like baby's skin, white and rosy, typical of a pretty boy...
When Lin Feng was about to leave and look for a way out, a majestic and kind voice seemed to appear out of thin air. "Boy, you drank my Holy Yuan Jade Liquid and absorbed my water wood source, and you didn't even say hello to me.
Are you ready to slap your butt and leave?"
"...Who? Who is it? Who are you? Are you a human or a ghost? Come out to me!" Lin Feng stammered, his legs trembling.
"Hmph, how can I be a low-level creature like a ghost? Well, it seems that ghosts are not even living things. Ahem, I am a god! Do you understand?" The space around Lin Feng fluctuated, and a full-faced man suddenly appeared.
He had silver hair, a ruddy complexion, and three long silver beards that added to his fairy-like appearance. He gave Lin Feng the feeling of being kind! But without losing his majesty, he stared at Lin Feng with round eyes.
"Hey, hello, old man. Hey, do you know how to get out of here?" Lin Feng seemed to have not heard the words "I am God" behind the old man just now. He wanted to go home as soon as possible. First, he wanted to go back and see his parents.
, after all, they are still waiting for me to go home for dinner, so they can’t let their family worry. Secondly, they don’t know who the old man is, whether he is a ghost, and whether he can eat people... (Author: Khan, how could I meet such a stupid pig?
Feet, those are gods, why don’t you hurry up and become a disciple? I really can’t change to pig’s feet..)
"You just want to leave, kid? You just drank my Holy Yuan Jade Liquid and absorbed my water wood source, and you're ready to leave without even saying hello to me? You really don't have a very good character.
!" The old man said in an educational tone, as if he hated iron for not being able to become steel.
"Um, ahem, I want to ask who you are? Why are you here? Is there anyone else here? What is the Holy Yuan Jade Liquid, and what is the Water Wood Source?" Lin Feng was embarrassed.
asked. After all, the old man said that he had taken his things, so he said in a low voice, Hey, I can’t help it, my hands are short for taking people, my mouth is short for eating people... I even used the title you.
"You have so many questions, how can I answer you? Ask them one by one!" the old man said unhappily.
"Well, old man, is there anyone else here? Who are you? Why are you here?" Lin Feng asked curiously.
"Well, the boy is not bad, and he is also polite. He knows how to call me old man. Not bad! I am the only one here. Who am I? I'm afraid I will scare you to death if I tell you!" The old man said very rudely, and deliberately did not forget to sell
This made Lin Feng very depressed and thought to himself: "Is this old guy crazy? He always answers wrong questions. You, an old guy, must have escaped from a mental hospital!"
"What? Boy! I praised you for being polite just now, and now you're showing off your fox tail! You dare to scold me, old guy? Humph, you...you...!" The old man was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at Lin Feng, trembling with his finger.
He yelled, as if he was very angry now.
"Uh, ah? You...how...how do you know what I'm thinking?" Lin Feng also pointed at the old man and asked, thinking in his mind: "Is he really a ghost? Damn, I'm really unlucky.
Ah, I didn’t fall to death. I thought I could survive the catastrophe, but now it seems that my life is still in danger.”
"I'm not a ghost, I'm a god in the divine world! And he's also a very powerful god! My Taoist name is Yuandao Shenzun. How about you, let's pull the wind?" The old man seemed not to want to argue with Lin Feng about his inner thoughts, but when it came to the rest of the story
When he was a god, his stinky look on his face made Lin Feng very unhappy. However, when the Yuandao god saw Lin Feng's look of disbelief, he continued:
"Boy, don't believe it. I'm a god. You don't even think about it. Did you see it when I just came out? It was teleportation! Just now, I saw that you were silent for a long time and your eyes were rolling around. It's definitely not good for you.
After reading my mind, I realized that you were calling me an old guy in your heart, and you also said that I am crazy! Huh?" Yuandao's words undoubtedly set off huge waves in Lin Feng's heart. What is the concept of God? As a three-good young man in the 21st century, yd novel
Look no less.
"Did my character explode? Did I encounter an adventure in a YY novel? Wow, haha, I'm crazy. If I worship him as my master, wouldn't I also be a god? I'll be awesome? Countless.
Endless beauties, money, houses and cars? Haha." Lin Feng finally calmed down and laughed in his heart, so his attitude became more respectful.
"Well, hey, old man, uh, Yuandao Shenzun, you must be very powerful, right? Hey, old man, what do you think of me, Lin Feng? Do you want to accept an apprentice? Well, I am a good hand at chopping wood and carrying water.
Ah! You old man..." Before Lin Feng could finish his words, Yuandao interrupted him.
"Hmph, the little Jiujiu in your heart thinks that I don't know? Don't you just want to learn the magic of immortality, and then pick up girls? Looking at your crazy look, I know what you are thinking. This time I didn't use mind reading to know
Okay, boy, let me tell you, cultivation is not something that ordinary people can persist in. Let’s not talk about the divine tribulations, but the six or nine heavenly tribulations for cultivators are no joke. Also, cultivation is the most boring and boring thing. Once you live for thousands of years,
Years, tens of thousands of years, even hundreds of thousands of years, hundreds of millions of years, you may not be able to bear that lonely and boring day... Forget it, I will send you out." Yuandao seemed not to accept Lin Feng's trick, but
When Lin Feng heard Yuandao's words, he was like an eggplant beaten by frost. When he heard that he could live for hundreds of thousands or even hundreds of millions of years, his eyes were glowing green. Then when he heard that he was being sent out, he
Immediately said: "Wait!"
"What else do you want to say? It just so happens that I haven't had anyone to talk to me for hundreds of thousands of years. It's so lonely. You kid, just talk to me first and then send you out." Yuandao seemed to be thinking of his boring days.
, it’s hard to find a living person, you must talk to him properly, otherwise it will be too wasteful.
"Ahem, old man, you just said that I drank your Holy Yuan Jade Liquid and absorbed the Water Wood Source. What happened?" Lin Feng looked like asking for advice, but what did Yuandao think?
They all look shabby. If they hadn't considered that he was a mortal, they would have gone up to kill him...Why? Just because those two things, not to mention in the fairy world, even in the divine world, a drop of it can set off a thrilling fight!