"Boy, give me the basketball and write a review. If you perform well, I will return it to you!" The man put his hands on his hips and issued an ultimatum.
Zhao Tianyou was not scared.
This basketball was a genuine product from Nike and cost him a month's wages. Zhao Tianyou would not hand it over no matter what.
Thirty-six Stratagems: Walking is the best, Zhao Tianyou jumped up and ran away.
Normally, a manly mother-in-law would not act stupidly. If a monk could run away, he would not be able to run away from the temple. All he had to do was stand guard at the door of the class.
The lovelorn woman has a low IQ, but the man-in-law actually chooses to pursue her.
Laomiao Middle School is built on the mountain, with many slopes, ditches and ditches. One after another, the two started a parkour to overcome obstacles.
Zhao Tianyou has strong agility and walks with flying speed, even though even a man would be impatient. After four years of training in a professional sports school, she can climb mountains and wade in rivers as if she were walking on flat ground.
"You bastard, stop here!" the man said while running and threatening him.
When it comes to parkour, the most important thing to avoid is distraction.
The two of them, one behind the other, had already reached the back hill of Laomiao Middle School. A lychee tree spread out a one-meter-high branch. Zhao Tianyou flew over the branch with a "swish" sound, like a bird piercing the clouds.
of swallows.
Manly women are still making fools of themselves.
But she wanted to curse, and her feet wanted to run, and her brain and cerebellum could not fully coordinate. When she was flying over the branches, her ankles unfortunately got caught on the branches, she lost her center of gravity, and fell rapidly to the ground.
When it was over, the man's heart became cold, and he screamed in shock, his hands and feet dancing wildly, like a frog struggling desperately.
A figure flashed, and Zhao Tianyou turned around and stretched out his arms.
As a student, Zhao Tianyou is actually a kind-hearted child except for the shortcoming of not liking to study.
He stretched out his arms, originally intending to support the man's shoulders, but when the man fell down, Zhao Tianyou's hands directly touched two soft cotton-like objects.
In an instant, Zhao Tianyou felt as comfortable as an electric shock all over his body. Coupled with the man's forward thrust, Zhao Tianyou's fingers involuntarily opened and pushed a few times in order to maintain balance, and this feeling became more intense.
A misunderstanding, a huge misunderstanding occurred.
The man's feet landed on the ground, his almond-shaped eyes widened and his face flushed.
Zhao Tianyou looked aggrieved, as if he were a chicken, and his hands were still holding the man's soft breasts.
"Scoundrel!" The man-in-law suddenly raised his hand and slapped him across the face.
Zhao Tianyou let go of his hand and grabbed the man's hand.
The man-in-law was so tough, her knees suddenly hit Zhao Tianyou's chest.
The man-in-law was already half a head taller than Zhao Tianyou and stood taller. This collision made her really angry and she wanted to take revenge.
Zhao Tianyou hurriedly dodged and involuntarily hugged the man's knees with both hands. As a result, both of them lost their center of gravity and hit the bushes behind them.
"Swiss!" was heard. The two hugged each other and rolled a few times on the bushes, forming a man-on-women position. Zhao Tianyou's mouth was just right, covering the man's face.
This scene corresponds to a saying: if yellow mud falls into the crotch, it is either shit or shit.
Zhao Tianyou hurriedly straightened up and explained with a blushing face: "Teacher Wu, I--I didn't mean to--"
"Pah!" The man-in-law responded with a loud slap in the face.
Then the man's feet were clasped together, and his knees were pressed against Zhao Tianyou's back.
The man-in-law's original intention was to wake up Zhao Tianyou, but with her force, Zhao Tianyou was knocked down again, so Zhao Tianyou's lips covered the man-in-law's lips again without any bias.
The two of them were separated at the touch of an electric shock.
There was silence all around, except for the rustle of the forest leaves in the wind.
"Teacher Wu, I really didn't mean it--" Zhao Tianyou was so embarrassed that he almost cried.
"Let's talk after we get up!" Wu Qianqian said with a cold face.
Zhao Tianyou stood up and pulled the man up as well.
Wu Qianqian also knew that Zhao Tianyou did not mean it, and what happened today was too embarrassing.
"Stand at attention!" Wu Qianqian kicked Zhao Tianyou on the butt several times. Zhao Tianyou looked serious and stood smoother than a flagpole.
"Today's matter was a misunderstanding, and I will not pursue it any further, but ---" The man-in-law stared at Zhao Tianyou fiercely, and Zhao Tianyou said smartly: "This matter is indeed a misunderstanding, I have forgotten about it a long time ago.
."
With a correct attitude, the man-in-law nodded with satisfaction. She suddenly remembered something: "Where is your basketball?"
"Where!"
Following the direction of Zhao Tianyou's finger, the man-in-law saw the basketball hanging on the branch.
Thinking back to the scene just now, the man couldn't help but take a breath of air.
He threw the basketball on a branch in a hurry and turned around to help himself. This seemingly simple action actually requires a quick mind and skills.
Wu Qianqian asked herself that she couldn't do it. She looked at Zhao Tianyou doubtfully. Zhao Tianyou felt like a big fat pig that had been whitewashed and put on the table.
This feeling is too uncomfortable, so I'd better try to escape.
"Teacher Wu, there's nothing wrong. I'll go back to class first."
"Stop!" The fire in Wu Qianqian's heart has not yet been vented. She still needs to educate Zhao Tianyou a few words, otherwise where will the dignity of the moral education director be?
Just when Wu Qianqian was about to speak, there was a "bang" knocking sound from behind.
The sound was not loud, but it was extremely harsh in the quiet forest.
After the sound of metal hitting, there were several deep sounds.
"Hurry up, they are doing exercises now!"
Who is it? Who will go to the back mountain at this time? There is the school's building materials warehouse, where some building materials are usually piled. With the completion of the new teaching building, the building materials warehouse is gradually abandoned. Considering that there is a sidewalk behind the school that was built by ourselves
Yes, there are some manhole covers stacked in the warehouse, ready to be replaced.
Wu Qianqian and Zhao Tianyou looked at each other and walked towards the wall in unison.
Lao Li, who was in charge of the warehouse, fell to the ground, bleeding from his forehead, and was unconscious.
Three men were busy loading manhole covers onto a pickup truck.
Thief? The blue sky and white sun actually bumped into a blatant thief.
As the head of the Department of Moral Education, Wu Qianqian's cells in her body were filled with a sense of justice. She immediately called the police, then flew over the wall, dropped from the sky, and said majestically: "Put down the manhole cover!"
"Haha--" The bald man in the lead laughed loudly. He had a centipede with fangs and claws tattooed on his arm. He approached extremely arrogantly, holding a cigarette in his mouth fiercely and said: "Girl, stay out of your own business!"
"Put down the manhole cover and I won't hold you accountable, otherwise---!"
Wu Qianqian spoke righteously, and Zhao Tianyou couldn't help but applaud loudly.
I didn't expect a man to have such a sense of justice, but there are some things where just being passionate is not enough. Zhao Tianyou noticed that the bald man's waist was bulging and he had a sharp knife, while the two men with flat heads behind him had strong muscles and fierce looks.
Light, ready to pounce at any time.
"Teacher Wu, be careful!" Zhao Tianyou warned.
"It's okay, there are some thieves, just watch it!" Wu Qianqian has practiced martial arts since she was a child. Her dream of practicing martial arts is to be a heroine who can eliminate violence and be good. Today's opportunity came, how could Wu Qianqian let it go? She put all the anger of her broken love away.
In fighting against the bad guys.
"Bang bang!" The bald man's fists and kicks were like a violent storm.
But Wu Qianqian was not easy either. She neutralized the bald man's attacks one by one, dodged to avoid the bald man's heavy punch, and suddenly flew up and kicked the bald man in the crook of the leg.
The bald man was in pain and couldn't help but take three or four steps back. Seeing that his two accomplices were at a loss, the bald man glared and said, "Why are you standing there? Give it to me."
"Come on!" the two men with flat heads roared angrily and rushed forward.
These two people were really cunning. One of them ducked to avoid Wu Qianqian's fist, lowered himself forward, and hugged Wu Qianqian's waist tightly. The other roared, and the dagger flashed with a frightening arc, and stabbed Wu Qianqian's waist.
throat.
Wu Qianqian was hugged and couldn't break free. She watched helplessly as the dagger stabbed her, and secretly lamented: "It's over, it's over!"