Chapter 620 The prescription that makes people laugh
Shou Xiaoqing's implication was very obvious, and she obviously felt that he had won. Then, before Lin Yu could answer, she walked back to her seat.
Lin Yu narrowed his eyes and looked at him, and without saying a word, he also stepped back to his seat.
The Chinese medicine practitioners who were sitting there were all excited when they saw that the diagnosis results on both sides came out. They all looked forward to it and were eagerly wondering what the result was.
"Sima Butler, hurry up and read the diagnosis results!"
Before Shou Xiaoqing and Lin Yu could not sit firmly, some people in the crowd couldn't help but urged him.
The fat housekeeper glanced at Mrs. Du and nodded. Then he waved to the two cheongsam girls on the left and right, and called them to the front.
In order to avoid the confusion of Lin Yu and Shou Xiaoqing's prescription, the fat housekeeper asked the two cheongsam women to keep a prescription each.
"Since Master Shou is the pulse of the latter, I will first recite Master Shou's diagnosis!"
The fat housekeeper took the diagnosis of Mr. Shou and did not rush to take it apart. He turned around and looked at Lin Yu as if he was asking.
"please!"
Lin Yu smiled indifferently and made a gesture of invitation.
The fat housekeeper then took apart Shou Xiaoqing's prescription, glanced, his eyes lit up, and then he said loudly, "Shou Lao's diagnosis is that this is the invasion of evil qi invading the internal organs, causing poor yin and yang, which leads to bone cold paralysis.
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After hearing this diagnosis, everyone was in a state of turmoil and talked a lot. In fact, they just listened to the fun. As for whether the second old man of the Du family was the cause of this, they didn't know at all.
The fat housekeeper glanced at the people sitting, and waited for the slightest comments to continue to recite, "The prescriptions I prescribed are 5g of white zombie silkworms, 3g of psoralea, 3g of silkworm sand, and deer antler..."
"It's OK!"
Before the fat butler finished reading, Mrs. Du interrupted him softly, obviously not wanting him to make the prescription public.
The fat housekeeper nodded and ended abruptly.
"Haha, Mrs. Du, it's okay, it's okay if you ask the Sima Butler to read it out!"
Shou Xiaoqing stood up, smiled very heartily, her face was full of energy, and she said loudly, "It just happened that the prescription could be said, so that the peers who were sitting could also be identified, so that the old man could eat it well!
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"Shou Lao was joking. You are a special prescription. We can't understand it even if we hear it. How can we talk about identification?"
"Yes, we don't even know what disease we have, how dare we identify it!"
"Since Mr. Shou has even diagnosed such a strange disease, the prescription is naturally not bad!"
"That's right, the master of Chinese pulse diagnosis is indeed well-known!"
The doctors sitting there immediately flattered Shou Xiaoqing, and also expanded Shou Xiaoqing's title of "Sunan pulse diagnosis master" to "Huaxia pulse diagnosis master".
In fact, their words were not purely flattery, but also admire Shou Xiaoqing from the bottom of his heart. After all, the disease caused by the second old man of the Du family was so weird. Let alone the diagnosis, they just asked Mrs. Du to ask them to take their pulse.
After finishing it, I didn’t dare to assert that this old man was, let alone prescribed!
You know, the stranger the disease is, the more cautious you will be when you use medicine. If there is a slight mistake, it will cause death!
So Shou Xiaoqing diagnosed the second master of the Du family in such a short time and prescribed a prescription. How could they not admire it?!
"I can trust the prescription prescriptions prescribed by Master Shou!"
Mrs. Du also supported Shou Xiaoqing very promptly, and then ordered the fat butler, "Go and order people to boil medicine according to Master Shou's prescription!"
"I've ordered it!"
The fat butler nodded and said hurriedly. When Mrs. Du asked him to stop reciting the prescription, he gave the prescription to the people below and asked them to prepare.
Since the Du family invited a group of famous Chinese medicine experts to come on the Mid-Autumn Festival night, they naturally had prepared various traditional Chinese medicine medicinal materials. No matter what prescriptions they were prescribed, they could get all the medicinal materials together.
"Butler, please Niannian President He's prescription!"
At this time, Wang Shaoqin, Dou Lao and others saw that everyone seemed to have forgotten Lin Yu, so they immediately shouted at Mrs. Du and the fat housekeeper, asking them to miss Lin Yu's prescriptions too.
After saying that, the three of them straightened their chests with proud faces, and they were extremely confident in their hearts. Since Shou Xiaoqing could even get rid of the second old man of the Du family, that Jiarong was absolutely no problem, and even prescribed a prescription.
It is better than Shou Xiaoqing's. Even if it is a draw, Lin Yu will definitely have a slight advantage!
"Everyone, wait!"
The fat housekeeper quickly took Lin Yu's prescription and spread it out quickly. Then his expression changed, obviously a little surprised, and turned his head to look at Mrs. Du.
"What's wrong?"
Mrs. Du glanced at him with a smile, and was quite puzzled, and joked, "Don't you recognize words?"
When the people sitting there heard this, they immediately heard a loud noise.
The fat butler looked bitter and didn't say anything. He hurriedly walked up to Mrs. Du and handed the prescription to Mrs. Du.
After Mrs. Du took the words on the prescription, her expression changed, her brows frowned slightly, looked up at Lin Yu and asked in confusion: "Mr. He, are you sure you have written the prescription correctly?!"
Everyone was a little suspicious when they saw this and were curious. Didn’t Mrs. Du know the prescription? Why did he ask if He Jiarong wrote it wrong?
"No mistake, this is my diagnosis!"
Lin Yu smiled at Mrs. Du indifferently, reached out to her, and signaled her that she could not worry about it.
Mrs. Du looked at Lin Yu again with a surprised expression. Seeing that Lin Yu didn't seem to be joking, she hesitated and said: "Mr. He's diagnosis and prescription are written together, and it's written... nothing happened,
Drink more hot water!”
Mrs. Du was quite unconfident in her words, so she didn't speak loudly, but her words were clear. Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then suddenly burst into a huge burst of laughter.
"Hahaha...Drinking more hot water will make me laugh to death!"
"Awesome, President He is really skilled in medical skills. He actually saw that 'nothing happened'!"
"I think President He has brought the words "open your eyes and tell lies" to the extreme!"
"This prescription is right. Hot water is a good thing, it can cure all diseases, hahaha..."
Everyone sitting laughed loudly while laughing at Lin Yu without reservation. Many people laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. They couldn't help but cover their abdomen and bent their waists.
"He Jiarong, you are really a fucking miracle doctor. I'll give you a cup of wine. I'll be convinced, I'll be completely convinced!"
Shou Rongxin stood up with a laugh, raised his glass and drank it all.
Shou Xiaoqing also shook her head and sighed and kept smiling. Looking at Lin Yu's eyes, there was a trace of contempt that penetrated into the bones. He heard the rumors and thought that this He Jiarong and He was so powerful. It turned out that it was just a mysterious meal bucket.
one!
Mr. Dou, Mr. Huang and Mr. Wang, who were sitting with Lin Yu, were also confused and looked at Lin Yu in confusion, wondering what Lin Yu meant.
You know, even if anyone who doesn’t understand medicine can see that the second old man of the Du family is in a wheelchair, he can tell that he is very sick. How come Lin Yu has nothing to do!
And this recipe is too hasty, right?!
Drink more hot water?!
What a shitty prescription for this...
"Jiarong, if you can't see it, you can't see it. Why do you give up on yourself!"
Huang Xinru said helplessly, "You... aren't you humiliating yourself and letting others laugh at you?"
"Old Huang, I can see it, and I'm not wrong!"
Lin Yu smiled and said to Huang Xinru as a matter of course. Then he seemed to suddenly remember something, and hurriedly turned around and said to Mrs. Du, "By the way, Mrs. Du, I just wrote it urgently. The prescription was a bit lacking, but it can actually be improved.
It's better!”
"Mr. He, please tell me!"
Although Mrs. Du was a little confused, she saw that Lin Yu was about to change the prescription, but she still nodded and responded, which was to give Lin Yu another chance.
"You add some wolfberry to the boiled water and give it to the second old man to drink it, and the effect will be better!"
Lin Yu hurriedly added.
“Hahahahaha…”
The people sitting there followed another burst of more intense laughter, and many people burst into tears. They felt that Lin Yu was not here to see a doctor, but to be funny!
"Mr. He, are you not kidding?"
Mrs. Du asked Lin Yu with a calm face. Although everyone thought it was ridiculous, she felt that Lin Yu was insulting her and their Du family!
"No kidding!"
Lin Yu looked back at Mrs. Du with a calm expression, calm and confidently said, "According to my prescription, soak wolfberry in water, drink it constantly, drink more and drink it quickly, and it will be cured in less than two hours.
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"There's no need!"
Seeing that Lin Yu was still so perfunctory, a trace of frost appeared on his face, and he was obviously angry and said coldly, "Mr. He is taken by my second uncle every day, and there is no effect at all!"
Not to mention patients, even ordinary people need to drink a lot of boiled water during the day. Her second uncle has been drinking boiled water for more than a month, and it has not been better!
"Okay, Mrs. Du, don't listen to him being irrefutable. Just follow my prescription. Just one dose and it will take effect immediately!"
Shou Xiaoqing stood up, raised her head and smiled at Mrs. Du, then turned to Lin Yu and said, "Mr. He, I will convince you of losing. If the old man improves later, you ice toad, you