Seeing that the 'woman' had distanced herself, she clapped her hand back. Suddenly, a force of frustration pushed Yunlong Youtian flying towards him.
Judging from her relaxed look, she didn't use her full strength at all. She must be playing Tang Chun.
Along the way, silver lightning flashed in the sky, and wind and thunder rolled along. It was like a shocking rainbow crossing the sky.
Some low-level people were so frightened that they fell to the ground. Some strong people just looked in the air and shook their heads, thinking that this guy was showing off.
However, in the end, Boss Tang's strength was exhausted, and the guy simply stopped and fell to the ground.
"Quack, quack, beauty, he can't run away anymore. Let Xiao Yunlong, I will whip this hateful guy to death later." Yunlong Youtian also fell to the ground and transformed into a human form, with his face covered with blood.
He's actually still keeping a high profile.
Snap...
"I didn't say anything wrong, beauty, why did you hit me again?" Yunlong Youtian looked innocent as he touched his face that had swollen into a pig's head.
"If I'm whipped to death by you, can you still pour oil on the monkey's brain and eat it?" Ai'er scolded her loudly.
"How to eat monkey brains poured with oil? I haven't heard of Xiaolong." Yunlong Youtian asked.
"Hey, haven't you heard of it? Let me explain it to you. It's like tying up a living monkey, holding it on a wooden frame, with only the head exposed, and then knocking your head open, and then directly*
*Pouring oil..." Tang Chun laughed dryly, glanced at Ai'er, and said, "Princess Ai'er, actually, I just recently developed a new method of pouring oil. In fact, the monkey brain hasn't
This method is delicious."
"Oh, the live human brain you invented last time is not delicious at all. It's because that 'slut' little Madonna actually 'forced' me to eat it." Ai'er raised her mouth, looking so pure and cute.
Like a doll.
Yunlong Youtian's lust has come up again, because Ai'er, an old snake demon with more than 20,000 years of age, does have a temperament that is different from other beauties of the human race.
He couldn't help but let his somewhat lewd eyes slide over Aier's breasts.
"Want to play with Xiao Yunzi?" Ai'er actually smiled brightly and glanced at Yunlong Youtian.
"How dare I, my beautiful sister." Yunlong Youtian's mouth is indeed sweet.
"Giggle, your little longan seems too small. How about I, the princess, dig it out for you to make it bigger. It will be more convenient to peek at beautiful women in the future?" Ai'er giggled, Yunlong Youtian's face was
His smile stiffened, and he quickly lowered his head and said, "No, no, I'm just making do with this little longan. By the way, Xiao Tangzi, please tell me the new way to eat it."
"It's just borneol poured with oil. This monkey's brain is definitely not as good as borneol, right? The dragon's head is nobler and tastes more elegant." Tang Chun laughed dryly and slid it on Yunlong Youtian's head with malicious intent.
For a moment.
"You bastard, I, Yunlong Youtian, am not asking you to mess with you now. How can you even come up with such a bad idea? Damn you..." When Yunlong Youtian heard this, his face was grim.
It's white.
"Giggle, it seems that your suggestion is quite good. Add oil to the borneol, it must taste good." Ai'er also cutely 'licked' the cherry.
"Tang 'Chun', Mr. Tang, we are both in trouble now, so we have to work together to find a way to escape. Brother Tang, I, Yunlong Youtian, have surrendered. Don't do anything to pour oil on the borneol. My brother,
Can't I be your little brother?" Yunlong Youtian's secret voice was flattering.
"What happened to you? Why did you get caught by her?" Tang Chun asked, quite curious.
"Unfortunately, I got the middle-grade Blood Immortal Stone and wanted to find a place to absorb and refine it.
Because, after all, this is the blood of the dragon ancestors of our fairyland.
If I can successfully absorb it, my power will probably be able to break through.
Moreover, I discovered that the bloodline in this fairy stone is purer and nobler than the dragon bloodline in our Xiaotianhai.
If I can absorb it, I can improve my bloodline level. Then, when I return to Dragon Palace, I won’t be looked down upon by others." Yunlong Youtian looked pitiful.
"Both of you, get me a strong monkey immediately, one with a big head. I haven't tasted this for a long time, and my mouth is watering just thinking about it. Also, little Tangzi, what will happen to me if you don't get better?
I'll slap you like this." Ai'er squatted down and began to meditate. Tang Chun found that the aura in the body of the old snake demon was not very stable, and it seemed that he had been injured by love not long ago.
"Okay, let's go right away. We must find a strong one with a big head." Yunlong Youtian nodded quickly, picked up Tang Chun and walked into the woods.
"Haha, have you seen that big mountain three hundred miles away?" Ai'er asked with a smile.
"I saw it, a huge bluestone mountain with a height of thousands of feet. Does Princess Ai'er want us to go there to catch monkeys? It's nice over there, with many trees, and the monkeys will grow stronger." Yunlong Youtian hasn't touched it yet.
mind.
"You kid, why do you write the word "death" and you still want to escape?" Tang Chun said in a secret voice.
"You are so stupid. As long as we can get there three hundred miles away, we should be able to escape by sprinting with all our strength. I don't believe that a bitch like Ai'er can catch up." Yunlong Youtian hadn't finished speaking yet.
"Well, okay, let me bring it over for you to play with." Ai'er chuckled, and suddenly stretched out his palm, and a palm print was drawn in the sky. With a click, the thousand-foot mountain was broken by Ai'er's palm.
As for the peaks that were hundreds of stories high, Ai'er grabbed them from the air and squeezed them with the palm of his hand.
Soon, the whole mountain turned into a toy hill for Ai'er.
"Xiao Longzi, this toy is good, take it and play with it, don't lose it." Ai'er gave a sinister smile and threw it to Yunlong Youtian. Only then did the guy wake up from his dumbfounded state and hurried to go.
Pick up 'toy'.
Suddenly, there was a thud, and Yunlong Youtian was pressed to the ground by the "toy mountain", and his thighs were crushed.
Cluck cluck...
"Hey, Xiao Longzi, this hill is so small that you can't hold it, it's true." Tang Chun laughed dryly, it was a blessing and a misfortune.
"If you are able, just come and pick it up. This mountain is small but heavy. It almost crushed me to death." Yunlong Youtian said angrily.
"Trouble, let's go and catch the monkey. This is Princess Aier warning us not to think about escaping. People who are three hundred miles away can take it back. Are you as big as this mountain?" Tang Chun didn't.
Humming angrily, he picked up poor Yunlong Youtian and walked towards the woods.
"My brother, what level are these girls in?" Yunlong Youtian couldn't help but ask after walking for more than ten miles.
"What realm? It's stronger than all those in the Nirvana realm. When your old dragon comes out, it will just bring food to her." Tang Chun laughed dryly and asked, "Have you ever heard of Wanhua Palace?"
"No." Yunlong Youtian shook his head in shock.
Tang Chun started telling the story and found that Yunlong Youtian's body was trembling as if he was afraid of the cold.
"Stop talking about my brother, if you talk about it again I will die." Long Youtian shouted.
"Don't you like beautiful women? The Ten Thousand Flowers Palace is the best place to go." Tang Chun laughed dryly.
"I don't want to die because of my 'bad' problem." Yunlong Youtian rolled his eyes and said, "Brother, we are in too much danger now.
That girl is probably a strong Taoist. So, if she can't escape, then once she becomes interested, neither of us will be enough for her to play with.
By then, the reputation of someone who died due to detachment will be ruined. For this plan, the two of us have to join forces to make it possible."
"Do you still want fame? Aren't you the most powerful and popular dandy Prince Long in Chaowu?" Tang Chun snorted angrily.
"Don't talk about my brother, that's all old history. In fact, brother, you don't know my sufferings. Originally, I was also a gentleman, but later I became a gentleman. That's all because, alas..." Yunlong Youtian
His expression showed a hint of pain.
"Just you, a gentleman?" Tang Chun couldn't hold back and laughed.
"I won't lie to you, some things are the secrets of our little Tianhai Dragon Palace. I was originally the heir to the next generation of Dragon Palace, but now, everything is gone, alas, everything is gone." Yunlong Youtian smacked his lips in pain.
.
"You brought this on yourself, can you blame others?" Tang Chun snorted.
"You really don't understand. This is related to the internal fighting in the Dragon Palace. Alas, there is only one position of palace master, who doesn't want to be the king.
I was framed, framed by that despicable young palace master. This is bullshit.
His name is Ao Wuxue, that shameful guy from a humble background. He actually took the position that should belong to me.
What kind of Prince Long looks like a dog? Bah! What the heck." Yunlong Youtian cursed loudly.
His expression didn't look like he was telling a lie. Of course, this was the tradition of imperial disputes in the past dynasties. Tang Chun didn't think it was strange. On the contrary, he sympathized with this guy and said, "You were framed? What's going on?
Son?"
"Since I accepted a scumbag brother like you, tell me what happened?" Tang Chun asked.
Everyone has a tendency to gossip. Especially the internal fights among the noble dragon clan seem to be quite exciting.
"Alas... My father, Emperor Ao Tiankuang, had four wives. The eldest lady, Ao Fang, is my mother. The second lady, Ao Qingqing, and the third lady, Ao Shuiqing, are all from the dragon clan.
But the fourth lady is not. Her name is Ao Yeyue. Although her surname is Ao, she is not from the dragon clan.
It is just a snake spirit and is not worthy of our noble dragon clan. However, this snake spirit has no other abilities, but it looks like a fairy and is deeply loved by his father.
It is said that this snake essence is a kind of "love flower snake", and its body will naturally emit a charming smell.
It can make men have irresistible impulses, and the father was also obsessed with it. And she gave birth to the hybrid Ao Wuxue.
That guy is actually very talented and cunning. Originally, I was born to Mrs. Donggong of the Dragon Palace, so according to the rules, I will inherit the dragon position.
However, the Dragon Palace has another rule regarding inheritance rights. That is, if 60% of the elders of the Dragon Palace Elders Committee agree, and there happens to be a challenge from the direct Dragon clan children, it can be changed.
Of course, in this way, strength is the priority. However, under normal circumstances, the elders committee will not change the successor.
However, I have said that Ao Yeyue is a love flower snake spirit.
Therefore, even the elders of the Elders Committee were "fascinated" by her. She actually proposed a change.
And her son Ao Wuxue, that bastard snake, also raised a challenge." Yunlong Youtian said angrily.
"So, did you lose your right to inherit because you lost to Ao Wuxue's hybrid snake?" Tang Chun asked.
"He played some tricks, and I am about the same strength as him. However, although Ao Yueye is just a snake spirit, his family's strength is not low.
Their Snake Spirit family actually has a secret technique passed down. The night before the battle, the master in the family got tricked and used a soul-melting technique to fuse the soul of the master in his family into Ao Wuxue's body.
Think about it, facing the soul pressure of such a powerful person in the realm of Nirvana, even with the little dragon crown, I can't resist it.
I didn't realize it at the time, and later raised objections to my father and the Council of Elders.
As a result, the Council of Elders didn’t believe me, and neither did my father. As a result, I got drunk in a fit of anger, and unexpectedly, I went to the Dragon Palace Ancestral Hall and made a big fuss, smashing a dragon tablet in the Ancestral Hall on the spot.
This time he violated the ancestral rules of the Dragon Palace. At that time, he was whipped half to death by the dragon whip. As a result, he was punished and sent to the cold palace for three years.
Later, the old ancestor Long came out of seclusion, and he loved me more. Under his orders, the elders committee agreed to let me out.
However, I have been driven out of Xiaotianhai since then. In fact, I am now a homeless poor guy wandering around.
Under such circumstances, I gave up on myself and mainly drank and found women for excitement. As a result, I got the nickname of a playboy." Yunlong Youtian said.p--60260+dsuaahhh+24489960-->