Hello, I'm so happy to hear from you! I'm Harry Potter, uh... I mean, I'm the Harry Potter you mentioned who lives under the stairs.
It's strange, I don't know how you know I live under the stairs - Dudley jumps on the stairs several times every morning, and the dust is all on my face.
Aunt Petunia said that I was going to Stonewall Middle School soon, and she dyed Dudley's old clothes for me to wear. To be honest, when I could fit into the clothes that were too fat and too big, there would be a lot of trouble in this storage room.
It can't hold me in anymore.
Maybe I can have a balcony upstairs?
But I still want to share with you today - the day I wrote the letter. The speed of postal delivery was really unpredictable. I only received your letter on June 23rd.
I wonder if it will already be July when you receive a reply.
Today is Dudley's birthday, and I had the opportunity to go to the zoo with him, but unfortunately I seemed to have messed up.
There was a huge python - it said it was a Brazilian species.
Of course, Uncle Vernon said if I said anything weird again, he would send me to the hospital and let the doctors pry my brain open.
But...it's amazing!
The Brazilian python that had never been to Brazil (let's just assume he was from Brazil) was not very energetic, so when Dudley slapped the glass desperately and yelled, I felt like he didn't even bother to pay attention.
but!
At this moment, the glass completely disappeared.
That's right, the whole thing disappeared.
Dudley fell into the pool.
Hahahahaha...well, although this is not good, I really feel happy. So much so that even if I am in confinement at home, I feel that this is a complete day.
Of course, your letter makes this day even more meaningful.
Dudley always bullies me, and I still can't beat him.
This is such a depressing topic.
Uh, sorry, I digressed again.
I mean, how do you know me?
What is "The Boy Who Lived"? I guess you know what happened when my parents were in a car accident? That's why you call me that.
And Mr. Sherlock Holmes, is he famous? If you still need to look for it, I will help you find out.
But pray it’s not too far, I don’t have the money to take the bus…
As for those American superheroes you mentioned, well, that's too far away. I haven't even left London. I'm sorry that I can't help you.
However, that doesn't matter.
Because I have never received a letter from someone else. When Dudley and Seamus were chatting, they said that making pen pals is popular nowadays. Do we think so?
Don't you have a place to live?
How old are you? I hope you're about the same age as me, because Dudley always teases me at school and I still don't have any good friends.
(Of course I don’t mind if you are older, please don’t be restrained)
Are you Chinese?
I have pronounced this name many times, and I don’t know if it is standard or not. I remember Aunt Petunia said that there are names like this in Chinatown, and it is always difficult to pronounce.
But their doctors use magical witchcraft to light round glass jars and stick them on their backs, which are said to cure diseases...
Ah, I seem to have gone off topic again.
Anyway, I have to say it again, I was pleasantly surprised.
Enclosed are three pennies.
I hope you don't feel underestimated. I earned this money secretly mowing lawns further away in the Moline area.
I was going to use it to buy myself a small cake - my birthday is coming up during the summer vacation. You can use the money to buy stamps and stationery.
Hope to hear from you again.
Yours faithfully
harry potter
Pierre and Majorca in the previous picture both appeared in the Philosopher's Stone. Pierre is Dada's good partner. He is good at cutting off Harry's arm with his backhand, and then letting Dada bully him...
