After Ji Yun was intoxicated, he turned around and looked at the young man lying on the ground: "Hey! Hand over the clothes quickly!" The young man stood up silently, handed the clothes in the package to Ji Yun, and swallowed looking at Ji Yun's cold eyes.
He swore and said weakly: "Isn't the thing about me... not out of line?"
"Huh? Take it off quickly! If you don't take it off, I will..." He made a fist with his right hand, waved it twice in front of the young man's eyes, and shouted: "Hurry up!" The young man had already scolded Ji Yun as a scumbag in his heart.
He actually didn’t want anything, just clothes. The young man wanted to cry but had no tears. How could I meet such a person? But he still took off his clothes obediently. Finally, he cried while covering his colorful crotch.
: "Brother, I really can't take it off anymore! If I take it off again, I won't be able to see anyone anymore!"
Ji Yun held a pile of clothes and looked at the young man in front of him playfully, and said with a smile: "Boy, you are a grown man wearing such underwear. You have a great future! Forget it, just leave this underwear.
You can keep it as a souvenir!" After saying that, he hugged the clothes and jumped into the nearby woods, leaving a naked young man messy in the wind... The young man looked at the remaining money and other things in the package, picked up the package and was about to leave.
, then I thought: No, I can't walk like this. If I walk like this, my whole life of wisdom, Watson, will be ruined. So I held the package on my waist and stood there...
Ji Yun changed his clothes and walked out of the woods. He looked at the young man who was still standing in the same place in surprise: "Uh! Why haven't you left yet?" The young man didn't say anything, and just looked at Ji Yun pitifully. "I'm too lazy to care.
You!" After saying that, he walked along the road. After a while, Ji Yun turned around and said with a depressed look: "Are you done yet?" The young man still didn't speak, looking at Ji Yun "pathetically".
Ji Yun yelled helplessly: "I'm going to the Imperial Capital! Stop following me!" The young man looked at Ji Yun pitifully and said, "What a coincidence, I'm also going to the Imperial Capital!" After saying that, he still stared at Ji Yun.
Ji Yun stroked his forehead and asked: "Why are you going to the imperial capital?" The young man looked at Ji Yun pitifully: "I want to enter the Shenwu Academy." Ji Yun was surprised: "You want to enter the Shenwu Academy?"
The young man looked at Ji Yun and said: "Yes!" Then he seemed to have thought of something and said in surprise: "Are you the same?" After saying that, the pitiful look on his face disappeared, and he immediately raised his head and looked at Ji Yun with a smile, and also
No matter that he was still half-naked, he raised his chest and raised his head: "Then let's go together." But the smile on that pig-headed face...
Ji Yun was surprised by how quickly the young man changed his face. His mind was a little confused and he said "Oh" casually. The young man walked up to Ji Yun and stretched out his hand and said, "In that case, please give me back my clothes first."
Ji Yun reacted and slapped his forehead: "Oh, I seem to have left the rest of my clothes in the woods and forgot to take them. You wait until I go back to get them." After saying that, he jumped out and the young man stood half naked.
Lu Zhongzhong thought speechlessly: "How can I forget this??" In fact, Ji Yun did not forget, but the clothes were in the storage ring. If he took them out in person, they would be exposed, so he just found an excuse...
The young man changed his clothes, took out a piece of Jingzi from the package, and said coquettishly: "Oh! How can I be so handsome? Even after being beaten like this, I am still so handsome. How can all the women in the world do this?
Are you alive?" Ji Yun looked blankly at the young man who was still intoxicated, sweating violently in his heart! Although this young man is indeed a handsome boy, he was beaten into a pig's head but he can still be so intoxicated in front of the mirror. His skills
so high…
Ji Yun struggled to spit out a few words: "What's your name?" The young man turned his head and began to speak with a beaming look: "I am handsome, charming, and loved by everyone. I see flowers blooming and I see you in a coffin."
After a while, I opened the lid, but the door panel smashed down... (omitting 10,000 words here) I am the one who is nicknamed the Righteous Gentleman!"
Ji Yun looked at the young man in front of him with a black face, and said two words: "Nervous!" After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the man. The young man quickly caught up: "Hey, hey, hey! I haven't finished speaking yet.
Your name is Watson. He is the eldest young master of the Hua family in Jianhua City. What is your name?" Ji Yun felt his head getting bigger and said his name stiffly: "Ji Yun!" Watson was still standing next to Ji Yun.
Tao kept talking: "Ji Yun! What a good name! Where do you live? How many people are there in your family? Do you have any sisters? Maybe a sister will do..."
Ji Yun felt as if there were hundreds of flies buzzing around him, and his head was spinning, but Watson was still talking non-stop. Ji Yun yelled: "Give me
Shut up!" Watson was stunned by this roar, and then kept talking: "Why should I shut up? We are still so far away from the imperial capital. It would be too boring if we didn't talk all the way. Besides,
You should thank me for chatting with you to relieve your boredom..." Ji Yun couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Watson's collar, pushed him to the ground, and threw him a punch that echoed on the road.
There were screams of "Ouch! Ah! Oh!".
Ji Yun looked at Watson who was walking behind him, holding a mirror, shaking his head and sighing, and thought to himself: This world... is finally peaceful.
At night, by a small river, Ji Yun looked at Watson who was busy working in front of the fire and sighed: It seems that it is quite good to have a younger brother, although this younger brother is a bit weird...
In front of the fire, Watson was playing with a few fishes whose names he didn't know with excitement. There were several bottles and cans beside him, and he muttered in his mouth: "Well, according to the method Uncle Ming taught me,
The fish needs to be roasted until golden, so you need to sprinkle salt first..." He grabbed a large handful of salt from a jar next to him and sprinkled it on the fish. "And then add pepper..." He picked up the bottle at hand and sprinkled it wildly on the fish.
"As if that's not enough, please give me some more!"
There was another burst of madness... He was humming a little tune in his mouth, with two fish stuck in the wooden stick in his hand, and he was flipping them over and over. The firelight reflected on his face that was swollen like a pig's head, and he was thinking beautifully in his heart: Boss
After eating my grilled fish, you will definitely look at me differently... Watson has now been completely convinced by Ji Yun, to the point where one look can make Watson yang~
After a while, Watson looked at the golden fish that was still losing oil and water, and thought: It's almost done. He picked up the harpoon and ran to Ji Yun, and said excitedly: "Boss, the fish is roasted, come and try it."
." Ji Yun looked at the grilled fish that was golden in color and exuding a burst of fragrance. He moved his index finger and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to have such hands!" Watson said proudly: "That's true, no.
Look who I am? I'm... I'm your boss's little brother..." As he said that, he immediately turned into a charming smile...