The large ward, which was originally as chaotic as a market, was now quiet and filled with a strange feeling.
Xiao Feng held a cigarette in his mouth and looked at the three brothers in front of him. For some reason, he felt a little scared. There was something wrong with the eyes of these three people. Did they discover something?
"Ahem, let me tell you, three adults, the weather outside is nice today, haha, isn't it?" Xiao Feng looked to his left, intending to divert the attention of the three of them.
"Yeah."-Lin Mo replied.
"Haha, the girls outside today must be wearing scantily clad clothes, which are very eye-catching." - Zhang Yu replied.
"The weather is good and my mood is good." - Huo Tian replied.
Xiao Feng was speechless and patted the chair: "Come on, brothers, stop looking at me like that. Just ask, and I will tell you honestly whatever you ask."
"Suspect Xiao Feng, where did you go after you left the hospital last night? Is there anyone who can testify for you?" Zhang Yu patted the table hard.
Xiao Feng secretly thought, these three guys really know something! "Me? I went home and slept soundly last night. Oh, I even hugged a girl when I slept. That girl can help me testify."
"
"Xiao Feng, do you know the dang's policy, which is lenient for those who confess and strict for those who resist? Tell me, who is this bitch? What did you do with your arms around her at night?" Huo Tian suppressed a smile and put on a show.
Come on with your face.
Xiao Feng nodded hurriedly: "I know, I know. If you confess, you will be lenient. If you resist, you will be lenient. If you resist, go home to celebrate the New Year! Everyone in the country knows this! I found that girl at a roadside shop when I went home last night.
It’s quite value for money, I can do any kind of work, and it only costs 100 a night. As for the last question, what do you think I did last night with my arms around my wife?”
"Have sex." Lin Mo said seriously.
Xiao Feng shook his head seriously: "No, I counted sheep in bed with her all night last night."
"..." The three of them were speechless one after another, and then burst into laughter.
Zhang Yu pointed at Xiao Feng, laughed wildly and said: "Fuck, you said that your boy is holding his arms around the ladies and counting their hair, I believe it! Counting sheep? Who believes it!"
"Common people, vulgar people, rough people." Xiao Feng shook his head and said to Zhang Yu.
Zhang Yu curled his lips: "I'm vulgar and I'm happy, I'm mediocre and I'm happy, I'm rough and I'm happy, do you care? No, brothers, aren't we going to give Xiao Feng a three-chamber trial? How can he become me?
The special performance?" At the end of the sentence, Zhang Yu's face was already full of depression.
"Okay, stop making trouble. Brother Feng, I just want to ask if you did what happened to the Wuhu Gang." Huo Tian looked at Xiao Feng seriously.
Zhang Yu and Lin Mo listened to Huo Tian's question and stared at Xiao Feng, waiting for his answer.
Xiao Feng thought for a while and finally nodded: "I did it."
Lin Mo looked a little strange and sighed: "Nothing happened to me at all. Didn't the people of the Wuhu Gang die in vain?"
Zhang Yu curled his lips: "Death in vain? Just die if you die, it's just a few days early. Kill the Wild Wolf Gang, and the next one will be the Wuhu Gang. Sooner or later, you will die, it doesn't make any difference."
Huo Tian didn't speak, just looked at Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng didn't want to dwell on this topic, so he changed the subject and said, "Mu Mu, your boy was the happiest last night."
"That's right, Mu Mu, let's drag your girlfriend out for a walk someday, and I'll see how it goes." Zhang Yu became more energetic.
Mumu was a little embarrassed and shook his head: "She is a girl from a good family."
When my brothers and I were hanging out together in the past, Mu Mu was very thin-skinned and rarely talked to girls. Even when he was with a girl, he couldn't even fart for a long time.
I remember when I was in high school, a girl came to Xiao Feng and asked him to help deliver a love letter to Lin Mo. Xiao Feng was very happy for Lin Mo at the time. Isn’t this the legendary inference? What’s more, this girl’s conditions in all aspects
They were all good, so Xiao Feng started teasing the two of them.
One day, they were really teased by Xiao Feng. As a result, Brother Mu really showed his style. He invited people to have a meal in the evening, and the girl paid for it. After the meal, he took the bus to send the girl home, and the girl threw in coins.
This is nothing. The most shameful thing is that the girl came to Xiao Feng the next day and asked directly, is there nothing wrong with your buddy? Downstairs in my house, I asked him to kiss me. Why did he run away in fear? During the date,
The wood said no more than twenty sentences. Each sentence never exceeded ten words.
Xiao Feng was worried about his buddy at that time. How could this go on? From then on, when picking up girls or going on dates with Zhang Yu, they always had nothing to do with it. As a result, in the end, there was no girl around them. According to Niu, they
I'm not used to having a piece of wood standing next to me when I'm kissing.
Xiao Feng thought of the past, and a knowing smile appeared on his face. He was about to say something, but saw that Zhang Yu was not happy.
"Hey, I said wood, what do you mean by that? The girl in your family is a good girl, is it possible that these brothers are bad products?" Zhang Yu shouted, patting the bed.
Lin Mo quickly shook his head: "No."
"No? That's a three-no product? Come on, my brothers stayed up all night last night because of you. You guys have forgotten your friends. Tell me, let us meet that 'good girl' of yours."
"Zhang Yu pressed forward step by step.
At this point, Lin Mo didn't dare to say 'no', so he nodded quickly: "Okay."
"That's right, haha, don't worry, my brother will help you identify and identify whether this is a girl from a good family." Zhang Yu shook his silver hair proudly and smiled.
Xiao Feng patted Zhang Yu, and Zhang Yu grinned in pain: "Oh, Brother Feng, don't pat, this is a knife wound."
"Brothers, have you thought about what to do with the Wild Wolf Gang the day after tomorrow?" Xiao Feng said with an evil smile.
Huo Tian grinned: "Brother Feng, look at me and Xiao Yuzi, what are we doing?"
"What are we?" Zhang Yu couldn't help but ask.
"Oh no, it's so cruel. Just because we are half-crippled, why are we going to play with the Wild Wolf Gang? Several high-ranking brothers are also dead and injured, ugh." Huo Tian felt a headache when he thought of Tianmen's current situation.
After hearing this, Zhang Yu sneered a few times: "Is the Wild Wolf Gang awesome? How is it better than the Wuhu Gang? We have the super invincible handsome Fengfeng, are we afraid that he is just a Wild Wolf Gang?"
Xiao Feng wiped cold sweat: "Um, super invincible handsome Fengfeng? When did I get such an honorary title?"
"Speaking of which, brothers, if you want Tianmen to expand step by step, you can only rely on the Tianmen brothers to fight on their own. The Wuhu Gang is unlucky for him, so I will destroy it easily. The Wild Wolf Gang, I will not interfere anymore. If you rely on
If Tianmen can’t even handle a Wild Wolf Gang, then it’s time to disband Tianmen.” When he said these words, Xiao Feng’s face was full of seriousness.
Huo Tian nodded heavily: "Yes, if you want to strengthen Tianmen, you can only train Tianmen's brothers."
Zhang Yu grinned: "Hey, I just complimented you. Before you came, we had already discussed that we would take down the Wuhu Gang's territory today."
"Oh?" Xiao Feng's eyes lit up: "Haha, I'm just afraid that if you rely too much on external forces, even if Tianmen is powerful, it will be flashy. This proposal is good, and the Wuhu Gang's territory should be taken down."
"Yeah." Lin Mo nodded: "Take it."
"Okay, for the sake of our brothers' tomorrow, for the sake of Tianmen's tomorrow, come on!" Xiao Feng stretched out his right hand for the second time.
The four hands were pressed together in layers, and the faces of the four brothers were full of confident smiles.
Half an hour later, Xiao Feng left the hospital. Sitting in the car, Xiao Feng hesitated and dialed the number. After a long time, the call was answered: "Hello, Sister Xunuo..."
"..." There was no sound from Xu Nuo's side.
Xiao Feng felt a little guilty. Was he angry? No way, I was the victim last night, okay? You almost pushed me away, but luckily my brother stepped back from the brink and tightened his belt at the critical moment.
"Sister Xunuo, are you listening?" Xiao Feng said with a smile.
"..."
Xiao Feng frowned slightly, is this going to end? "Sister Xu Nuo, I have something to do here, so I'll hang up first." After that, he hung up the phone.
You can't get used to women. The more you get used to them, the worse they will become. When Xiao Feng's stubborn temper comes up, he loves someone and doesn't say anything. I don't care about you either!
Xiao Feng opened the calendar function and looked at the lunar calendar: "Go buy a birthday gift for Belle, and go back to see her and the old guy tomorrow."
Thinking of doing it, Xiao Feng immediately put aside the unhappiness that the promise brought to him, started the car, and prepared to buy birthday gifts.
"Girls like magic horse stuff now?" Xiao Feng was a little confused. Doll? Big bear? By the way, isn't that doll called something that has been popular on the Internet recently? Oh, it seems to be called 'Grass Mud Horse', but this thing, can
Give it to a girl as a birthday gift?!
Xiao Feng thought for a moment, then took out his cell phone and dialed Lin Lin's number. After a few rings, the phone was answered: "Hey, Lin Lin, Brother Feng wants to ask you something."
"Oh, Brother Feng, tell me."
"What's the right thing to give a girl on her birthday?"
"..."
"Hello? Lin Lin, are you listening?"
"Oh, I'm listening. What girl? Your girlfriend?" Lin Lin's voice was a little deep.
Xiao Feng grinned. He was just about to say that I don't have a girlfriend. When the words came to his lips, he immediately woke up and said hurriedly: "Uh, no, it's not my girlfriend's birthday. Haha, it's for my sister."
"Oh, sister? How old are you?" The voice raised eight tones. "For example, dolls, electronic products, accessories, these are all fine."
Xiao Feng's eyes lit up and he nodded: "Hey, I know what to give. Okay, Lin Lin, that's it for now, thank you." After saying that, he hung up the phone.
"Hey, Brother Feng, when will you come back? You haven't come back all night." Lin Lin said hurriedly.
Xiao Feng scratched his head: "Well, I'll go back for lunch at noon. Well, bye." He hung up the phone and muttered, this little girl is a little strange today.
In the villa, Lin Lin put away her phone with a smile, seemingly very happy that she could help Xiao Feng.
"Hey, Lin Lin, come down quickly, look what I found!" Huo Wu's voice full of surprise sounded from the hall downstairs.
Hearing Huo Wu's words, Lin Lin smiled and walked downstairs: "What did you find again?"
"Look." Huo Wu raised the thing in his hand, his face full of surprise: "What is this."
When Lin Lin saw clearly what was in Huo Wu's hand, she couldn't help but be shocked. "Pistol?!"
"That's right, where do you think I found it?" Before Lin Lin could ask, Huo Wu pointed at the sofa as if offering a treasure: "I found two guns under the sofa."
"Real gun?"
"Of course, I've played with it before, this must be a real gun. Haha, how about we each keep one for self-defense?" Huo Wu said to Lin Lin as if he didn't want to eat alone.
Lin Lin was so frightened that she quickly shook her head: "I don't dare to take it. Is this Brother Feng's? You put it back for him."
"Humph, I found out that it is mine. Lin Lin, don't be a traitor. If you betray me, be careful that I ignore you." Huo Wu pointed his gun at Lin Lin and threatened.
Lin Lin trembled: "Okay, I won't tell you. You put the gun away first and don't point it at me."
"Hey, I knew you were the best." Huo Wu happily put away the gun.
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