When Han Shuang heard Xiao Feng's words, he moved closer to the window and looked down. Sure enough, he saw Li Nan holding the car and vomiting below.
"What's up with him,"
"When I came back, I drove a little faster, and he might not be used to it," Xiao Feng said, suppressing a smile.
Han Shuang sat on the bed and began to hesitate. If it was normal, she would have climbed over the wall and ran away, but now she couldn't. There was a baby in her belly. What if she got hurt again? Forget it, she would have to face it sooner or later anyway. , let’s solve it today.
"Xiao Feng, get out of my room," Han Shuang frowned and shouted coldly when he saw Xiao Feng preparing to smoke.
Xiao Feng threw the cigarette into his mouth and looked at Han Shuang: "Why, I'm thinking of a way," and then lit up the cigarette.
"You are not allowed to smoke in my room, get out immediately," Han Shuang opened the door and looked at Xiao Feng coldly.
Xiao Feng was helpless. It turned out that he wanted to get out because of this matter. He took the cigarette out of his mouth and muttered: "I don't smoke, it's done. Han Shuang, we have to find a way to deceive you." Come on, I look at him, he seems to think that we are boyfriend and girlfriend,"
Han Shuang was also angry: "Who is your boyfriend and girlfriend?"
"Come on, who is your boyfriend? He will have to live ten years less." Xiao Feng knew that Han Shuang was not terminally ill, so he naturally lost all concern for her and returned to his usual self, liking to quarrel with her.
"You," Han Shuang was furious, slammed the door and walked towards the bedside.
When Xiao Feng saw Han Shuang's actions, he was moved in his heart and his expression changed: "Hey, I said, Han Shuang, you won't pull out a gun again? A gentleman can talk but never use a gun."
"I'm not a gentleman," Han Shuang said angrily, reaching for his gun under the pillow.
How could Xiao Feng just watch helplessly as a tiger pounced on Han Shuang and pressed on Han Shuang's body. At the same time, he stretched out his hand to get the gun first, "Today I can let you hold the gun. My last name is yours."
Han Shuang was pinned down by Xiao Feng, so he didn't bother to get his gun and raised his leg to kick him. However, Xiao Feng pressed him tightly and he couldn't lift his leg at all.
"Get down here,"
"I won't go down,"
"Go down,"
"No less,"
"I'm warning you, if you don't go down, I'll kill you with one shot,"
"Tch, I'm warning you, my gun is not a vegetarian either," Xiao Feng shouted, imitating Han Shuang's tone.
Han Shuang was stunned at first, not understanding the meaning of Xiao Feng's words, but the next second, she felt a hard object pressing against her lower abdomen, rubbing back and forth, as hard as a gun, and her fair face became rosy. Gritting his teeth and holding on: "Get out of here,"
"No, hey, I can feel the power of the gun. This is a shotgun. One bullet will blast out and shoot everywhere." Xiao Feng felt a little unbalanced when he thought about worrying about Han Shuang for so long, and deliberately made ** expression and rub it hard a few times.
When Han Shuang heard 'a bomb blasted out, flowers bloomed everywhere', he thought of the bitter consequences of that night. At this moment, new sorrows and old hatreds broke out at the same time. "Go away," he said, bending his right leg and pointing his knees upwards. Go up.
"I,,bastard,,ah," Xiao Feng screamed, his face turned purple, he covered his crotch and slowly slid to the ground, big beads of sweat rolled down, he only felt a burning and heart-wrenching sensation in his lower body The pain spreads to the apex of the heart.
Han Shuang rolled over and got up from the bed, took out a gun from under the pillow, put it on Xiao Feng's head, and asked in a cold voice: "You bastard, whose gun is more powerful?"
Xiao Feng covered his crotch and half-knelt on the ground. Needless to say, it hurt. It was painful and numb, and his balls seemed to have been kicked out.
According to the authoritative certification of an expert, a man's penis being kicked is equivalent to the pain of giving birth to 146 children.
Whose words are the least trustworthy these days.
expert.
Although even children don’t believe what the experts say, the pain of a man being kicked in the dick is definitely not something that ordinary people can bear. Of course, no one has both given birth to a child and been kicked in the balls, so what are the specifics? It's really hard to jump to conclusions.
I would like to remind all male compatriots that you must protect your eggs, and don't fight with them. You will regret it and feel the pain. This thing is definitely the original one.
What is the meaning of the word 'ball pain'? Just look at Xiao Feng's current appearance. Of course, he will be in severe pain. There is no thought in his brain, it is blank, just the word 'pain'. Anyway, all kinds of pain are fine.
When Han Shuang saw that Xiao Feng didn't answer him, he just sucked in the air-conditioning and groaned, his body was shaking slightly, and he was a little worried that he might not be really damaged, but when he thought of what he had done to him, he became cruel again, even if If it was broken by him, he deserved it and it was his own fault.
For three full minutes, Xiao Feng gritted his teeth and slowly stood up from the ground. His face turned purple and his legs were swaying. He has practiced martial arts for so many years and has a strong ability to resist blows, but he has never practiced in this place. However, he is as fragile as an ordinary man.
Xiao Feng stared at the dark muzzle of the gun, raised his thumb, and said through gritted teeth: "You are ruthless enough." After saying that, he turned around and left Han Shuang's room tremblingly.
Han Shuang put away the gun and touched his lower abdomen: "Little guy, don't blame me, he was the one who played gangster with me first. I hope he's not dead, otherwise your Aunt Lin Lin will hate me to death."
Xiao Feng stood in the corridor, half-hunched over, taking out the key and preparing to go back to his room.
"Xiao Feng, who was screaming just now," Ding Ding poked his head out of the room and asked casually.
Xiao Feng maintained his posture and turned to look at Ding Ding: "It's me. I bumped into him."
"Oh, are you okay? Where did you hit it? Why are you bent over?"
Ding Ding's concern made Xiao Feng, who had just experienced the torture, burst into tears instantly. Grandma, a few minutes have passed. You, the Queen Mother, must have realized it later. My balls hurt. Can you stop bending down? .
"I'm fine, I just hit my stomach," Xiao Feng said, ignoring Ding Ding, opening the door and going back to the room.
The first thing Xiao Feng did was find out the blood-stasis-removing and blood-activating ointment that Huo Wu sent last time. He took off half of his pants, and didn't bother to check whether he could still stand up. He started to apply it. As soon as he applied it, he felt silky. The coolness of the silk was a hundred times better than the burning sensation just now.
"It feels good," Xiao Feng exhaled and applied it again, preparing to check whether he could stand up.
Xiao Feng had just fiddled with it twice when he heard a 'pop' sound, the door was pushed open, and Ding Ding came in from the outside: "You look wrong, what's going on...ah~"
Xiao Feng was also startled. He looked at Ding Ding who was stunned, and then looked down at his little brother who was as straight as an iron rod. He was about to cry. You are not my brother, you are my brother. What the hell did you just do? So soft, you stand at attention when you see a beautiful woman. Come on, something is going to happen today, it’s going to be a big deal.
"Ding Ding, please listen to me..." Xiao Feng was just about to explain when he heard Ding Ding's face turn red and say angrily: "Pervert, get out of the villa,"
With a 'pop' sound, Ding Ding slammed the door and left.
Xiao Feng's face was full of grievances. He looked at his little brother and was about to slap him. When he thought of something, he shook his head again, picked up his pants, crossed his legs and entered the bathroom. When he came out, he opened the door and walked towards Ding Ding's room.
Knocking lightly on the door, Tintin's roar came from inside: "Pervert, pervert, pervert, get out of the villa,"
Xiao Feng touched his nose helplessly, "Grandma, don't you touch your little sister when you take a bath? I applied some medicine, why did you become a perverted pervert?" Just when he was about to knock on the door again, he heard someone in the living room. Li Nan's voice sounded.
"Xiao Feng, come out~" Li Nan's voice sounded weak.
Of course, if it were anyone else who had vomited for more than ten minutes, they would look like this.
Xiao Feng sighed, turned around and walked towards the corridor with his legs crossed. It wasn't that he didn't want to walk upright, but it was really painful. The slightest friction would cause excruciating pain.
"Brother Li, are you okay?" Xiao Feng went downstairs, looked at the pale Li Nan, and tried his best to put on a smile and asked.
Li Nan stared at Xiao Feng and gritted his teeth: "You, your kid must be deliberately trying to tease me, right?"
"I swear, I really didn't mean that. Brother Li, when you got in the car, I asked you. It was you who said you wanted to enjoy the speed and passion of a sports car."
Li Nan stared at Xiao Feng for a long time before sitting down on the sofa: "I even vomited out the food I had last night. Do you have anything to eat? Go and find me some."
Xiao Feng nodded, went into the kitchen with his legs crossed, took a box of milk, and found a few ham sausages from the refrigerator. He came out and handed them to Li Nan: "Brother Li, your hands are short for holding people, and your mouth is short for eating people. You have to talk to me later,"
Li Nan opened the fresh milk, took a sip first, and then took a few bites of ham sausage: "It depends on the situation. If I can help you, I will definitely help you. Brother Xiao, what's wrong with your leg?"
"Uh, I just stretched it, it's okay," Xiao Feng casually found an excuse to put it off. He couldn't tell Li Nan that I was playing a gangster against Han Shuang and she hit my balls.
The two of them were chatting without saying a word, when the sound of brakes sounded outside.
"They are coming, you have to be careful. Han Weidong and I are comrades-in-arms. He has saved my life many times, and I have also taken bullets for him. It is a life-long friendship. I know him very well. Don't violate it." It's his intention, otherwise you won't be able to enjoy the fruit," Li Nan put down the fresh milk and warned.
Xiao Feng rolled his eyes: "Come on, although I, Xiao Feng, am an ordinary citizen and a small person, I am not a soft persimmon that can be manipulated by others as they want. Let alone the deputy commander of the East China Military Region, he is the commander. , I don’t even look at him directly. I am very simple in life and work. People respect me and I respect others. As long as they respect me, I will naturally respect him."
Li Nan narrowed his eyes: "You are not afraid of him. Although he obviously can't touch you, he wants to kill you, but it's just a matter of words."
"Haha, let's try it. If he really has this idea, I can prevent him from leaving the villa today. Do you believe it? I am afraid of trouble and like to nip trouble in the bud," Xiao Feng smiled evilly Then, turn the ring in your hand.
Li Nan suddenly smiled and gave a thumbs up: "You look like him when he was young,"
Xiao Feng was unhappy: "Oh no, I'm not his son, how could I be like him?"
"Haha, I mean character, let's go pick them up," Li Nan patted Xiao Feng's shoulder and stood up,