Anyone who often goes to temples or knows common sense about Buddhism understands the meaning of the four words "Mahatma Hall" and knows its weight in the temple.
The Main Hall is the core building of the entire temple and is also the place where monks gather to practice morning and evening. The Main Hall enshrines the Buddha statues of our master, Sakyamuni Buddha, as well as the Eighteen Arhats, the Three Bodhisattvas and other Buddhas.
When visiting a temple, the Main Hall is a must-visit. Usually, it is also the most crowded and lively place in the entire temple.
The Main Hall of Puzen Temple is very lively at this time, but this kind of liveliness is not the liveliness of tourists coming to visit, but there is liveliness to see.
On the left side of the main hall, Huo Wu had a pretty face with a sinister look on her face, her hands on her hips, glaring angrily at the middle-aged monk in front of her: "Tell me again, believe it or not, I will slap you hard today."
"Amitabha, female donor, you came to the temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha, not to trouble the poor monks. Forget what happened just now. I will give you a stick of incense. You can light it. The Buddha will bless you. Turn over, okay?" the middle-aged monk asked in a low-pitched voice and in a consultative tone.
"Bald donkey, I'm warning you, don't do this to me, and don't mention Buddha to me. Based on your virtue, Buddha will not bless you bald donkeys," Huo Wu simply pointed at the monk's nose and cursed.
The middle-aged monk and the young monks behind him all had angry expressions on their faces. Presumably, they had never encountered such a difficult character before.
Speaking of which, today's conflict is a bit funny. If it had been anyone else, there would not have been such a conflict. However, Huo Wu is an atheist. In her eyes, Buddha, God and Allah are just names. , Furthermore, we, Huowu Niu, are not good girls. Since childhood, we have been fighting, skipping classes, cursing people, extorting, and engaging in lesbianism, and we are almost committing murder and arson.
After the girls entered the main hall, Huo Wu saw Lin Lin kneeling and praying devoutly. She also went to the side to eavesdrop, wanting to hear what she was praying for. In order not to attract attention, she knelt on the futon and raised her head. Ears listen.
After listening for a while, Huo Wu finally understood. It turned out that Lin Lin was praying for Brother Feng. What she was saying silently was, 'Buddha bless Brother Feng for his safety. Brother Feng sometimes kills people, but he kills only those who deserve to be killed. If I can save more people, don't blame Buddha; as long as I can bless Brother Feng, I will eat fast on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year...' and so on.
Huo Wu was moved in her heart. No wonder Brother Feng loved her so much. It turned out that she had given a lot. Then she thought that she really didn't seem to have done anything for Brother Feng. She felt gloomy in her heart. She decided to follow Lin Lin's example and pray. Fan, as long as Brother Feng is safe and sound, then next year at this time, I will truly believe in Buddhism and so on.
Just as Huo Wu was about to communicate with the Buddha, he heard the sound of 'dang', and a middle-aged monk walked up to everyone: "Amitabha, all the donors are interested. Now, I will select three people who are destined to be with the Buddha. I'll give him/her some guidance,"
There were about ten people kneeling on a row of futons, both men and women. After hearing what the middle-aged monk said, they all opened their eyes and looked at him with surprise, hoping that they would be the one who was destined to be a Buddha. If there were any exceptions, , that’s Miss Wu’er.
She has a predestined relationship with the Buddha. Don't tell jokes. No matter who's turn it is, it won't be hers. She has seen Tathagata Buddha in Journey to the West since she was a child. She was still laughing at that time. Who was this Sakyamuni beaten up by? Well, why was her head covered with bruises? She even maliciously wondered many times whether Sun Wukong might have struck her with a golden cudgel in retaliation for being imprisoned for 500 years.
Because of this, Huo Wu was very calm. In short, it would not be hers. However, she hoped that person was Lin Lin. She turned around and glanced at Lin Lin, and her face was full of hope.
The monk glanced at the ten people and pointed at a middle-aged man who looked quite wealthy. He had a slicked back hair. Didn't they say that men who live well have their hair pulled back?
The man was chosen, excitement and surprise appeared on his face, and he pointed at himself: "Master, I, I have a destiny with Buddha,"
"Well, the Buddha asked me to show you the way," the monk showed a wise expression, smiled, and began to look for the second person who was destined to be with the Buddha.
The monk's finger hit another fashionably dressed old lady with gray hair, but she looked very healthy. There was a black bag beside her, which belonged to LV.
The old lady was equally overjoyed. She probably lived her whole life and no one said to her, "You are destined to be a Buddha."
"Buddha, let me also give you some advice," the monk nodded to the old lady and smiled politely.
"Thank you, thank you," the old lady nodded hurriedly, happily.
Huo Wu was a little anxious. Damn it, you should choose Lin Lin, monk. Just when she was about to help Lin Lin recommend herself, the monk looked at Lin Lin.
In the depths of the monk's eyes, a strange color flashed, as if he was surprised by Lin Lin's beauty and youth. However, this strange color disappeared in a flash. After looking at Lin Lin from head to toe, he looked at Huo Wu next to him, pointing his finger at Lin Lin. One point: "Female donor, Buddha bless you and let me guide you."
Huo Wu was stunned for a moment. Could it be that I was destined to be with him just as I was about to worship Buddha? However, she was very loyal and pointed at Lin Lin next to her: "And, uh, Master, I have no destiny with Buddha, but she is destined."
The monk looked at Lin Lin again and shook his head: "Female donor, this is what the Buddha meant, and I have no right to change it."
"Wu'er, don't make trouble, follow Master in," Lin Lin frowned slightly, fearing that Huo Wu's words would cause dissatisfaction to the Buddha, so she hurriedly said.
Huo Wu secretly lingered in his belly, what the Buddha meant, rub, the Buddha is your father, did he just call you, qq, WeChat, msn.
"Three donors, please come with me," the middle-aged monk said with a somewhat noble air. After saying this, he didn't care whether the three of them went or not, and left with a few disciples "in a happy mood".
"Wu'er, go quickly," Lin Lin took Huo Wu's hand and hesitated: "If this master's words are effective, then by the way, ask about Brother Feng."
Huo Wu then nodded: "Yes, I understand," after saying that, he stood up and followed the other two people towards the small partition on the left.
The first middle-aged man went in, and after about five minutes, he came out with a stick of incense as thick as an arm, and walked out happily.
The second old lady went in, and after about five minutes, she came out with the same stick of incense and hurried out of the hall with a glowing face, not even paying attention to her son and daughter-in-law.
Huo Wu was a little confused. Could it be that he was destined to give a stick of incense to the Buddha? He was really stingy. He muttered, walked into the partition and sat opposite the monk.
The monk took another look at Huowu, and quickly turned the beads in his hand, as if in deep thought, and hesitated for a moment: "Miss, you have a fate with the Buddha, so the Buddha sent me to show you the maze."
Huo Wu didn't have much interest, so he just agreed: "Yeah,"
"I just looked at your face..."
"Hey, wait," Huo Wu interrupted the monk and stared at him: "Are you a monk or a fortune teller?"
"..." The monk was choked by Huo Wu and was speechless.
"Monk, you said you were sent by the Buddha to guide me, so you must have extraordinary abilities, right?" Huo Wu suddenly smiled and approached the monk and asked.
The monk smelled the fragrance emanating from Huo Wu and couldn't help but hide away: "Female donor, I can see everything I want to see, including people's misfortunes and blessings."
"Really or not, you can see everything," Huo Wu shouted in disbelief.
The monk gritted his teeth: "Really,"
"Master~" Huo Wu's voice suddenly became very tired, and his expression became even more pious: "Then let me ask you, what color underwear am I wearing today?"
"..." The monk was speechless.
"Master~ don't think wrong~ I just want to test whether you can see everything," Huo Wu smiled charmingly, put a hand on his chin, and looked at the monk with affection. .
The monk took a deep breath to calm his turbulent mood, and the beads turned faster, "Female donor, can you change the test?"
"Master, you still have a secular heart~ In the eyes of enlightened monks, there is no distinction between men and women. Even a beautiful woman like me is just a skeleton in their eyes. Tell me, what color is it?"
The monk showed a forced smile: "Well, I can see it then,"
"Look, do you need me to stand up so you can see clearly?" Huo Wu said generously.
"No, no, you misunderstood. What I mean by seeing is seeing with the 'eyes of the sky', not with the naked eye."
"Then have you finished reading?" Huo Wu was a little impatient and deliberately threw the small bag on the table, revealing a pile of money inside. The money was given to her by Huo Tian just now, about 20,000 yuan.
The monk glanced at the money and raised his eyebrows slightly: "It's black,"
"No, I'll give you another chance," Huo Wu said with a smile.
"is white,"
"That's not right either, last chance,"
The monk was sweating on his forehead. After hesitating for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "Purple."
"No, it's wrong again. Master, are you short-sighted?" Huo Wu smiled jokingly, with a look of ridicule on his face.
"No, I just used too much energy to help those two destined people to see the good and bad fortune, so I didn't get it right," the monk smiled coquettishly, trying to smooth things over for himself.
What happened next was even simpler. The monk lied and threatened, just like the fortune teller on the street, and finally took out an amulet and a stick of incense.
"Female donor, this is a blessed amulet. If you wear it, you can turn bad luck into good luck and avoid disasters," the monk said and handed the amulet to Huo Wu.
Huo Wu took it over and played with it. The style was pretty good.
"You can avoid dangerous disasters only because of Buddha's blessing, so you have to offer a stick of incense to thank Buddha for his blessing," the monk added.
Huo Wu is not stupid, but very smart. From the beginning when the monk chose the right person, she has been wondering why they all seemed to be rich people, why Lin Lin was not chosen but herself. In fact, it is easy to explain. Today I Dressed in famous brands from head to toe, he didn't say who he was cheating on.
"Master, tell me how much it is," Huo Wu asked with a smile.
"Amulet, ten thousand, incense, three thousand," the monk clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, Buddha will bless you."
"I bless your mother," Huo Wu got mad and hit the monk's bald head with the amulet in his hand.
