Xiao Feng's words made Feng Long's expression change. He didn't expect that Xiao Feng would see through all the plans he had arranged! The plan was like this. He first sent his confidants to secretly call Xunuo to scare her, and finally
Another life-saving straw was handed over.
This life-saving straw is Xiao Feng! Xu Nuo was so frightened that he would of course choose to grab this life-saving straw, so everything went as planned and Xiao Feng was led to the dance. Of course, even if Xiao Feng didn't come, the plan
It’s not considered a failure. At least Feng Long really planned to force his promise today!
But when he heard Xiao Feng's last few words, he couldn't help but became furious: "Xiao Feng, this is not a place for you to be crazy! Come here! Drag him out!"
"I'm counting one, two, three. If you don't take off your pig face, Mr. Feng, I will make your son missing a part." Xiao Feng raised three fingers and focused on one spot.
"one"
"two"
"Three" Xiao Feng frowned and was about to take action to leave a permanent mark on Feng Long.
"Stop! Xiao Feng, my son is right, this is not a place for you to win!" A slightly majestic voice sounded, and then Zhu Bajie next to him took off his mask, revealing his true face.
When Xu Nuo saw this Zhu Bajie in the distance, he was shocked. Isn't this the Zhu Bajie that Xiao Feng made fun of at the beginning? Taking a closer look, it turned out that it was indeed the famous Feng Laoer from Jiuquan City!
Xiao Feng looked at Feng Laoer, who was as fat as a pig, and sneered: "You bastard, you are becoming more and more like a pig!"
As soon as Xiao Feng finished speaking, the jaws of the people around him dropped. Who is this kid? Is he looking for death? The number of people who dare to talk to Feng Laoer like this in Jiuquan should be more than one hand. It's over, offend Lao Feng.
Two, I estimate that I will disappear from this world tonight!
Feng Laoer's fat face turned pale with anger. He suddenly grabbed the food on the table next to him and threw it at Xiao Feng. "Little bastard, you called me a pig as soon as we met!"
Xiao Feng didn't even hide from the flying plate, letting the soup and vegetables on the plate spill on him. "Feng Laoer, it's my turn!" As he spoke, he walked to the nearest table and picked up the food.
The cake on top smeared on Feng Laoer's face.
Feng Long was shocked and turned pale, and shouted angrily: "Xiao Feng, you are seeking death!" As he said that, he did not care about so many people around him, he pulled out the pistol on his waist and was about to shoot.
"Feng Long, you'd better not move! I guess your gun is not as fast as mine!" Zhang Yu sneered, pointing the black muzzle at Feng Long's head.
When the surrounding guests saw the two men pulling out guns, they screamed in fright, especially some female guests, who screamed and cried loudly, and chaos instantly broke out on the scene.
Feng Laoer hurriedly wiped the cake off his face and shouted loudly: "Don't move." Then he turned to look at his son: "Put away your toy gun and just stand there for now. It's none of your business!"
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Xiao Feng also pointed at Zhang Yu in a cooperative manner: "Xiao Yuzi, don't scare Mr. Long with a toy gun. He is timid. Be careful of scaring him into peeing his pants. Just stand aside and protect Sister Xunuo."
Neither Feng Long nor Zhang Yu were fools. They looked at each other and slowly put away their guns.
"Little bastard, I thought you died outside." Feng Laoer's fat body suddenly rushed up, and at the same time wiped the sticky cream in his hand towards Xiao Feng's face.
Xiao Feng dodged sideways, grabbed Feng Laoer's collar, and laughed wildly: "If you don't die, how can I die!" After saying that, without looking at it, he grabbed a plate of food on the table and poured it on Feng Laoer.
on the face and mouth.
"Ahem, bah, bah, damn, little bastard, this is chili pepper!" Feng Laoer screamed, with snot and tears flowing out.
Xiao Feng looked at Feng Laoer with two red chili peppers stuck in his nostrils, and chuckled: "This is called sticking peppers in a pig's nose." As he spoke, he let go of Feng Laoer's collar and took a few steps back.
The surrounding guests were all dumbfounded as they stared at the two people performing, some of them not believing their eyes. Is the man with the red pepper stuck in his nose the same Mr. Feng who can shake his head three times by stomping his feet?! Impossible.
This is definitely an illusion!
Feng Long felt that the muscles on his face were stiff, and he looked at his father with surprise. What was going on? From the look of him, he seemed to know Xiao Feng! Not only did he know him, but he seemed to be very familiar with him!
"Ahem." Feng Laoer coughed, pulled out the chili pepper from his nose, wiped the vegetable soup and cream on his fat face with his sleeve, and ignored the big painted face, pointing at Xiao Feng: "Damn,
You kid...you kid don't know how to respect the old and love the young!"
Xiao Feng grinned: "Joke, are you old or young? Stop being funny! Damn, stop making trouble, so many people are watching."
Feng Laoer looked around, his face turned a little red, and he raised his hands in all directions: "Everyone, I'm sorry, I was a little excited to meet my old friends, so I'm sorry for not taking good care of me."
What can the surrounding guests say? They are busy trying to follow suit: "It's okay, it's okay!" But the expressions on each of their faces are as exciting as they want. In their hearts, they have already identified this young man and Feng Feng.
The second master is a good gay friend!
Xiao Feng looked at the open-mouthed Feng Long next to him, rolled his eyes, showed a sinister smile on his face, and patted Feng Laoer on the shoulder: "I said Feng Laoer, your son seems to be scared out of his mind, call him over.
Introduce me to him so that he won’t keep thinking about killing me.”
When Feng Laoer heard this, he thought it made sense and hurriedly shouted: "Dalong, come here, I will introduce you to a friend."
"Geez, what kind of friend? Damn it, are you so judgmental about seniority? What should he call me!" Xiao Feng was unhappy.
Feng Laoer patted his head and nodded: "I was confused, Dalong, come here quickly."
Feng Long looked at the old man, then at Xiao Feng, and suddenly had the urge to buy a piece of tofu and kill him. However, the old man called his name, so he didn't dare to pass by, and hurriedly walked forward: "Dad, what's the matter?"
"Come on, Dalong, let me introduce you. This is Xiao Feng." Feng Laoer pointed at Xiao Feng and said.
Xiao Feng had a bad smile on his face, hoping to take advantage of him. He looked at Feng Long and said, "Feng Long, your dad and I have been friends for many years. Just call me Uncle Xiao."
"..." Feng Long stared at Xiao Feng, speechless. Has the relationship between the two changed too much? He thinks about the person he is planning to kill every day, and in the blink of an eye, he becomes his uncle?!
Zhang Yu next to him grinned and gave a thumbs up in his mind: "Damn it, Brother Feng is Brother Feng, so powerful! Hey, regardless of seniority, Feng Long still has to call me uncle?" Thinking of this relationship, Zhang Yu blushed.
The smile bloomed.
At this time, Xu Nuo felt very complicated. Isn't this scene in front of him an illusion? Why did Xiao Feng become Feng Long's uncle again? No wonder Xiao Feng confidently said that Feng Long was afraid of him. How could he not be afraid of uncles?
?But no matter what, at least you don’t have to worry about your own safety.
Feng Laoer saw his son staring at Xiao Feng without saying a word. For fear of offending this pervert Xiao, he slapped Feng Long on the back of the head: "Dalong, call uncle! Don't worry, Uncle Xiao will not treat you badly.
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Xiao Feng looked at Feng Long with a smile, feeling so happy. Boy, if it weren't for Feng Laoer's relationship, do you think you could still survive to this day? You won't suffer any loss if you call me uncle!
Feng Long was slapped by Feng Laoer, and when he saw the 'cheesy smile' on Xiao Feng's face, he couldn't help feeling aggrieved. He lowered his head with tears in his eyes and shouted in a voice that only he could hear: "Uncle Xiao~"
Feng Laoer was furious: "You haven't eaten, please speak louder!" After saying that, he reached out to pat his son again. The joke was that the day before yesterday, he heard abroad that his useless son had offended a young man named Xiao Feng.
, he was so scared that he couldn't sleep all night, and flew back the next day.
He wanted to see if this Xiao Feng was the perverted Xiao he knew. Feng Laoer himself had a deep understanding of Xiao Feng. If you can be Xiao Feng's friend, you must not be his enemy, otherwise, you will die.
I don’t know how he died. When I came back to see my son, fortunately, Xiao Pervert might have been looking at his own face, but Feng Long was still alive. Thank God!
"Hey, hey, Feng Laoer, what are you doing? Don't hit the child, talk to him properly." Xiao Feng advised earnestly.
Feng Long stared at Xiao Feng, gritted his teeth, and said three words from between his teeth: "Uncle Xiao!!"
Xiao Feng didn't care about Feng Long's bad attitude. He nodded with a smile on his face and took out a 50-cent steel coin from his pocket: "Here, kid, the pocket money uncle gave you. Haha, put it away."
"..." Everyone looked at the golden steel in Xiao Feng's hand speechlessly, muttering to themselves, this uncle is so generous!
Feng Long felt like he was about to explode with anger. He couldn't bear it anymore! Xiao Feng was insulting himself. No, even if it's the old man's face, I won't give it to him!
Just when he was about to have an attack, the old man's words immediately made him break out in a cold sweat.
"Dalong, he is the person I often mentioned to you." Feng Laoer said in a low voice.
Of course Feng Long knew who "that person" was referring to! He quickly wiped away the cold sweat, put on a smile, stretched out his hands to take the steel, and said respectfully: "Thank you, Uncle Xiao."
"..." Feng Long's change of attitude shocked everyone again, and they all began to guess who this Xiao Feng was!
Of course Xiao Feng knew why Feng Long changed his attitude. He raised his head and glared at Feng Laoer, making a threatening gesture. Then he pulled Xu Nuo and patted Feng Long on the shoulder: "Dalong, this is your aunt,
Do you know what to do next?”
Feng Long didn't dare to have other intentions. He nodded obediently: "I understand, hello, Auntie."
"..." Xu Nuo forced a smile: "Well, Mr. Long, you should call me Sister Nuo."
No one noticed that outside the guests who were watching the excitement, Wang Feng held his mask and stared at Xiao Feng and Xu Nuo with anger on his face, his whole body trembling: "Adult, adulterous, adulterous woman! You are seeking death!"