As Xiao Feng listened to Yiyi's muttering to himself, he felt his brain 'bang' all of a sudden. He could no longer suppress the heat boiling from top to bottom, as if somewhere was about to burst.
"Xiao Feng, what a mysterious man~ Oh, it's a pity that my best friend's husband cannot be bullied, otherwise I would have chased after him," Yiyi muttered again, put on a bath towel, and left the bathroom.
When she turned around, she was suddenly stunned, looking straight at the clothes rack with a look of disbelief. She even unconsciously let go of the hand holding the towel, and the towel fell off to the ground, leaving her naked. Showing the beautiful and moving body inside.
"Ahem," Xiao Feng looked at Yiyi's body at close range and felt that his lower abdomen was as dry as fire. He subconsciously took two steps forward and came to Yiyi. His eyes were radiating like a wolf, and he couldn't move no matter what. Open those two spots of red and ravine.
Yiyi noticed Xiao Feng's movements and suddenly realized something. She opened her throat and was about to scream... She was just a girl taking a shower, and suddenly a big man popped out and opened his mouth to shout indecency. This should be the most normal thing. reacted……
However, Xiao Feng would not give her a chance. He held Yiyi's neck with one hand, pressed his lips against it, and firmly blocked Yiyi's red lips. A beast-like gasp came from the gap between his mouth.
Yiyi was stunned, her eyes widening and rounding. The faint smell of tobacco made her a little confused, but she still struggled, trying to push Xiao Feng's body away: "Uh-huh, no..."
Love master Xiao Wu once said that when a woman says 'no', her heart often screams 'yes'. Well, this is generally the case for women. So, if anyone has a goddess in his heart, don't be afraid. Kiss him decisively and forcefully... She only has two reactions, or else...
When she says 'no', Judgment will be interpreted as her heart's desire; when she says 'Yes', then...what else is there to say, just overturn it decisively~ Of course, as for whether the goddess can fight Call the police, ahem, Xiao Wu doesn’t know, so you’ll be responsible for the consequences...
Xiao Feng firmly believed in Master Xiao Wu's words. He hugged Yiyi decisively and sucked her delicate red lips. At the same time, his right hand reached for a soft spot and kneaded the bright red color in his hand, changing its shapes. .
‘Pa’, Yiyi became anxious and seeing that she couldn’t push Xiao Feng away, she used a more decisive attitude and slapped Xiao Feng’s face hard.
"..." Xiao Feng was dumbfounded, and the heat in his lower abdomen quickly extinguished as if a basin of cold water had been poured on his head.
"What are you going to do?" Yiyi's face turned red. It was unclear whether it was because of anger or shyness, and she stared at Xiao Feng with beautiful eyes.
"I..." Xiao Feng's brain gradually came to his senses. Yes, what did he want to do? He fucked Yiyi. That was just his own joke. What's more, his little brother is now easy to use. What if he really hugged her? If you can't help it, the gun goes off and you become the next Han Shuang, it will definitely be a big trouble.
Yiyi saw Xiao Feng shrugging his head and being speechless. She didn't know why, but her heart felt like she had won a battle: "Xiao Feng, what on earth are you going to do to me?"
"I, I originally wanted to scare you, but I didn't expect..." Xiao Feng was like a child who had done something wrong, without the prestige of the past.
Yiyi's eyes touched the tent propped up under Xiao Feng's crotch. Thinking of what she bumped into that morning, the roots of her thighs became weak and weak. He was here just now. He could hear whether it was his own talking to himself or not.
It's over, it's over, I can't be a human anymore. Thinking of this, Yiyi's face felt hot. If there was a crack in the ground, she had to get in and hide. In front of the person involved, she actually said something about how big it was...
Even though Yiyi is usually very bold, that's just in front of her best friend~ My best friend always likes to be a little crazy. She teased Lin Lin in front of Lin Lin, saying she was so big but she didn't feel embarrassed, but now she was beaten by Xiao Feng listened, how could she stay still...
Many best friends will talk about how long, thick and long their boyfriend is in private. These are very easy and normal, but if they are in front of each other, few people dare to say so ~ well, except for the tough Miss Wu'er. Yiyi obviously hasn't cultivated to the level of being as evil as Wu'er.
Xiao Feng shrugged his head, waiting to be scolded. A few minutes passed, but he didn't see any movement from Yiyi. He glanced at her from the corner of his eye and saw that she also lowered her head and was distracted with a red face. There was no bath towel covering her body, and her whole body was exposed to the air.
Xiao Feng glanced around and couldn't help but picture Yiyi wearing a nurse uniform. The craze that had just disappeared started to rise again. He was so frightened that he quickly looked at his nose and nose, not daring to have any other thoughts. , not even daring to take a look at Yiyi’s body.
After a long, long time, a resentful lament sounded: "Alas,"
"Alas," Xiao Feng sighed almost at the same time. He found that he was becoming more and more useless. Even if his combat effectiveness could not be restored to its heyday, now he couldn't even deal with women. What a scumbag...
"What are you sighing for? It's not you who is being taken advantage of," Yiyi heard Xiao Feng sigh, and a burst of anger burst out from her heart, as if she had done something to him.
Xiao Feng raised his hand and touched his face, which had long since stopped hurting: "Yiyi, I'm sorry, I was impulsive just now,"
"Tch, you...ah," Yiyi just said a few words, and suddenly found herself standing naked in front of Xiao Feng, with a look on her face. She quickly squatted down and pulled up the bath towel, covering two important places indiscriminately.
"You are not allowed to look," Yiyi said angrily when she saw Xiao Feng staring at her thigh.
"Uh, I didn't look," Xiao Feng quickly shook his head. Lin Lin was sleeping outside. If she was disturbed, he wouldn't be able to explain it. If Yiyi adds any more jealousy, Lin Lin would inevitably become really angry. will get angry.
Xiao Feng gritted his teeth, grandma, Yiyi had two mouths, and he only had one mouth. How could he be better than her? Forget it, he didn't take advantage of her much anyway, he just kissed her, touched her, and coaxed her. She, let’s deal with today first~
As long as he leaves the bathroom, Xiao Feng is not afraid that Yiyi will frame him. He will catch thieves and stolen goods, and they will catch cheating couples. There will be no evidence at that time, and it will be easy to talk in front of Lin Lin. Thinking of this, Xiao Feng has an idea in his mind.
"Are you worthy of Lin Lin?" Yiyi looked at Xiao Feng and suddenly said something that made him confused.
"sorry,"
"What do you think Lin Lin would do if she woke up now and found you and me here?" Yiyi's face was rosy and her chest was rising and falling.
"Crying, making trouble, and hanging himself," Xiao Feng asked tentatively.
"Shit, do you think she is that kind of woman?" Yiyi raised her foot and kicked Xiao Feng's thigh: "I'm warning you, Lin Lin and I are best friends. I can pretend that nothing happened tonight. ,Besides, if you don’t want to die, it’s best not to tell Lin Lin,”
"Uh," Xiao Feng was happy. Originally, he was going to spend some words to stabilize Yiyi, but she didn't expect that she would speak first, "Don't worry, you won't even say anything if you beat me to death."
"Don't think that I don't know what's in your heart," Yiyi snorted and tightened the bath towel tightly: "If you don't want to make Lin Lin sad, you'd better not show off your flaws," after saying that, she stopped paying attention to Xiao Feng and turned to Xiao Feng. Walk outside.
Walking to the door, Yiyi slowed down her steps and whispered to herself: "Hey, I, Yiyi, am a principled person. My best friend and my husband cannot hook up with each other. Otherwise, I won't let such a top-notch man go. Forget it, you three-legged toad." I can’t find any. There are plenty of men with two legs. Let’s talk about it later.”
Originally she was just talking to herself, but Xiao Feng, who has sensitive ears, listened to everything. He couldn't help but reply: "Yiyi, men also have three legs..."
"Get lost," Yiyi stumbled and almost fell to the ground. This bastard could hear her.
"Yiyi, haven't you finished taking a shower?" Lin Lin's confused voice came from outside.
Xiao Feng and Yiyi's expressions changed at the same time, and they asked in a low voice: "What should I do?"
After the two asked, they were both stunned, and then they yelled in unison: "Fuck, how do I know what to do?"
"Ah, the washing is almost done, just soak it for a while and it will be fine," Yiyi glared at Xiao Feng and quickly replied to Lin Lin.
"Oh, please open the door, I have to go to the bathroom," footsteps came from outside, getting closer and closer.
Because the restroom is connected to the bathroom, if Yiyi opens the restroom door, Lin Lin will definitely find Xiao Feng hiding inside. Now, both Yiyi and Xiao Feng were a little anxious.
"Hurry up and find a place to hide," Yiyi shouted to Xiao Feng, and then faced Lin Lin: "Wait a moment, I will open the door for you."
"Oh," Lin Lin stood at the door of the bathroom.
Xiao Feng looked around and saw that the bathroom was not too big. Apart from a bathtub, there was no other place to hide someone. In other words, he had almost nowhere to hide except behind the clothes hanger.
"You hide there again," Yiyi pushed Xiao Feng and pointed to the clothes rack.
Xiao Feng smiled bitterly and shook his head: "No, when she comes in from the outside, the first thing she will see in the mirror is behind the clothes rack."
"What should I do?"
"Let me go to the big bathtub," Xiao Feng finally turned his attention to the bathtub. There was a lot of water in it and a few bubbles.
"Then hurry up,"
"But, you just told Lin Lin that you haven't finished taking a shower yet, and now you're putting on a bath towel..."
"What do you mean? Do you have to ask me to go to the bathtub with you?" Yiyi was not happy and refused to do so.
"Well, you have to block me a little bit," Xiao Feng smiled helplessly, reached out and quickly took off his bath towel, and entered the bathroom: "Are you coming? If you don't come, I will be easily discovered," after saying that, I grabbed the shower gel next to the bathtub, poured it into the water, and then stirred it with my hands. A lot of bubbles formed in a few seconds.
Xiao Feng didn't dare to wait. He jumped into the bathtub and hid his body in the bubbles. Only his head was exposed: "I'm going down. You quickly deal with her~" After saying that, he lay down in the bathtub. .
Yiyi looked at the obviously strange bathtub, gritted her teeth, forget it, give it a try. Thinking of this, she took off her bath towel, smeared a few bubbles on her body, took a deep breath, and walked towards the door.
