Due to limited time, Jiang Haoran did not waste much time on speaking, but the effect achieved was excellent.
Qian Yanzhi did not go up to speak. Jiang Haoran said everything that should be said and what should not be said. When he went up, he really had nothing to say.
The beautiful hostesses walked up from both sides of the rostrum. Her red cheongsam outlined charming curves, and with her tender white skin and slight smile, she was absolutely charming.
Fortunately, the people who went up to cut the ribbon today were all big shots. I usually see a lot of beauties and use them a lot, so it's easy to hold on to them.
"Now we invite Governor Jiang, Director Qian, Mayor Xia, Director Gong, Mr. Feng, and Chairman Xiao to come to the stage to cut the ribbon," Liu Liang said loudly, holding a microphone.
Six people from Jiang Haoran came on stage one after another. Old Wei sat next to Zhao Qin and clicked his lips: "Oh, I didn't expect that Bauhinia Academy would even alert the governor."
"Haha," Zhao Qin smiled beside her. She also felt as if she was in a dream. The young man on the podium smiled so brightly. Was he really her most proud student?
The hostess held a tray and stood behind six people in turn, with scissors, gloves, etc. placed on it.
The red ribbon was pulled up, Jiang Haoran stood in the middle, and others stood on both sides, holding scissors, and cut the red silk together, and the colored balls fell into the tray.
As the main scissor, Jiang Haoran raised his scissors and waved downwards. The whole process took no more than three minutes.
The six people stepped down from the rostrum one by one and returned to the VIP seats. Xiao Feng looked around and said softly to Feng Laoer: "I'm going to the bathroom. You hold on here."
"Okay, you go," Xiao Feng stood up and left. Feng Laoer sat on Xiao Feng's seat and chatted casually with Jiang Haoran.
On the other side, Lin Lin, Murong Xue and other girls were also chatting in low voices.
Originally, Murong Xue, as the school's image ambassador, was going to be the one to cut the ribbon, but the person who came today was obviously a bit big, and her status was not suitable to be the one to cut the ribbon.
"Hey, what are you doing, Brother Feng?" Zhang Xue asked suspiciously when she saw Xiao Feng walking out alone.
Lin Lin glanced at it and shook her head: "I don't know, I probably went to the bathroom."
Liu Ying stared at Xiao Feng's back, rolled her eyes, and a conspiratorial smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, smiling so evilly.
Xiao Feng came to the bathroom, took out a cigarette, lit it, and took a deep puff. It was obviously not suitable for smoking on the playground just now, so he could only endure it.
Sometimes this craving for cigarettes is like a high. Once it comes, it's really hard to hold it in.
"Damn, I'm so exhausted," Xiao Feng held a cigarette in his mouth, unbuttoned the top button of his shirt, exhaled a puff of smoke and stuffy air, and felt much better.
After Xiao Feng finished smoking a cigarette, he walked to the mirror and looked at himself in the mirror. His hair was a little messy.
Turning on the faucet, Xiao Feng washed his hands and tidied his hair. Then he came to the toilet, opened the zipper, and took out his little friend who had been depressed all morning.
"Psssssss~" Xiao Feng whistled, raising his head and ssssssing contentedly.
A sound of footsteps sounded from outside, and Xiao Feng didn't pay attention. He continued to play the tune of "Eighteen Touches" and urinate.
Xiao Feng was having a good time urinating when he suddenly felt alert because footsteps stopped behind him and a pair of eyes stared at him.
Xiao Feng frowned slightly, who the hell is this? A grown man is staring at him even as he pees. How damn perverted.
"Brother, have you seen enough? It's not like you don't like to look at your balls. Take off your pants and stare at your own." Because he didn't feel murderous, Xiao Feng relaxed his tense nerves and said calmly.
"..." There was silence behind him, but that look was still there.
Xiao Feng felt a little uncomfortable. He must have encountered the legendary psychopath. No, this is a school. How can we tolerate the existence of such a psychopath?
"Hey, let me tell you, if you stare at me again, believe it or not, I will beat you up," Xiao Feng frowned and turned to look behind him.
The next second, the expression on Xiao Feng's face became exciting, and he howled: "Fuck you, Liu Ying, why the hell did you come to the men's room?" After yelling, he subconsciously turned around.
"Don't turn around, you sex stick," Liu Ying was startled when she saw Xiao Feng was about to turn around and screamed.
"Turn you around, uncle," Xiao Feng also remembered that it was wrong to turn around, so he suppressed the last urge to urinate, even forgetting to shake a few times, and quickly stuffed his friend into his pants.
"Sex, stop being such a hooligan, I'm turning on the video," Liu Ying said loudly, her tone a little hasty.
"..." Xiao Feng was about to cry. He peed himself. He had offended someone. "Why the hell did I act like a gangster?"
"You, you don't act like a gangster, then why did you take out that ugly thing of yours and face it at me..."
Xiao Feng was angry. This girl really needed a lesson. She was getting more and more excessive. "Damn, this is the men's room. I need to pee. How can I pee if I don't take it out?" After saying that, he was about to zip up the zipper and turned around to put it away. This little fairy.
"Then I don't care, I just saw you acting like a hooligan. You even took off your pants in broad daylight, and I filmed it," Liu Ying's voice was a little evil.
When Xiao Feng heard Liu Ying's words, he was so angry that he felt evil in his heart. He grabbed the zipper with his right hand and yanked it: "Idiot..."
A scream came from Xiao Feng's throat, and it hurt so much that his eyes instantly became wet.
"What are you going to do? I'm warning you, I'm not just any girl,"
"I'll do whatever you want, uncle," Xiao Feng was about to cry. He must close the door next time he goes to the toilet. Damn it, the zipper caught the D-wire~ not one, but a handful...
"What's wrong with you?" Liu Ying also heard that something was wrong in Xiao Feng's tone and asked worriedly.
"I... Damn, can you go out first?" Xiao Feng turned his head and saw that Liu Ying was still holding up her mobile phone. He quickly turned his face again: "If you dare to take pictures again, I will throw the mobile phone into the toilet for you." "Do you believe it?"
"Tch," Liu Ying slowly put away her phone and looked at Xiao Feng, who was shrugging his head: "Sexgun, what are you messing with?"
Xiao Feng was completely defeated and really lost his temper: "Sister, can you go out first?"
"No, I came to you to ask you something,"
"Oh, why can't you wait until I finish peeing when you ask about something? Why are you using your mobile phone to film me peeing when you ask about something?" Xiao Feng became angry again.
"Aren't I afraid that you will molest me with your bestiality? I have to leave evidence."
"..." Xiao Feng gritted his teeth: "I really want to push you to the ground and fuck you,"
"you dare,"
"I don't dare. Sister, you go out first and I will solve some personal problems first."
"Ah, you want a duster,"
"I..." Xiao Feng opened his mouth and said fiercely in his heart: "I'll beat your mother."
"You are such a gangster, you actually hit the machine in front of me,"
Xiao Feng stopped talking. He lowered his head and worked hard to fix the D-string caught by the zipper. In his mind, all the women of the eight generations of Liu Ying's ancestors were greeted as little friends.
"Stop fighting now and answer my question," Liu Ying said, then pulled Xiao Feng's arm.
"Don't touch me, it hurts." Liu Ying pulled Xiao Feng's arm like this, and there was a tearing pain underneath.
"Ah, what's wrong with you? Let me see," Liu Ying saw that the pained expression on Xiao Feng's face did not look fake, and panic flashed across her face. She would not let herself be frightened.
To put it bluntly, Liu Ying is a child with a heavy nature and doesn't like to think things over with her brain. Before coming in, she calculated the time and waited outside for a while before coming in.
Because she felt that even if Xiao Feng held it in for three days, he should have finished peeing in more than three minutes. What she didn't expect was that Xiao Feng smoked a cigarette first, and then peeed, and she was caught in the process.
"I..." Xiao Feng's peripheral vision glanced at the two lumps of pink flesh on Liu Ying's chest. The originally weak little friend seemed to have been stimulated and was trying to stand up with all his strength.
"Liu Ying, I tell you very seriously, if you don't go out, I guarantee something will happen," Xiao Feng said seriously in a deep voice.
"Okay, okay, I'll go out and wait for you. Come out as soon as you're done. It's so disgusting," Liu Ying frowned and skipped out of the men's room.
When Xiao Feng saw that Liu Ying had indeed left, he couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Damn it, she is my nemesis," he said, lowering his head and unzipping the zipper little by little.
It took a full two minutes for Xiao Feng to breathe a sigh of relief and finally get it done. Just as he took a breath, he suddenly thought of the mobile phone in Liu Ying's hand. That thing couldn't be spread, or else he wouldn't be able to survive in the future.
Xiao Feng lost his composure, adjusted his pants, and rushed out of the men's room. He saw Liu Ying leaning outside, staring at her mobile phone.
"What are you looking at?" Xiao Feng rushed over quickly and reached out to grab Liu Ying's cell phone.
"Stop, I've already uploaded it to my email. Even if you snatch my phone, it's useless," Liu Ying smiled like a cunning little fox. She glanced at the zipper of Xiao Feng's pants and her fair face. Suddenly a flash of bright red flashed: "You, you just really blew your mind,"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Xiao Feng was angry. He tolerated her again and again, but she was really going too far.
"Then, why are your pants so wet? Don't tell me that you are so old and you wet your pants," Liu Ying curled her lips and looked away from Xiao Feng's pants.
Xiao Feng was stunned for a moment, then looked down and saw, isn't it? The area around the zipper was really wet~ His old face was hot, and he was a little angry: "Shit, that's the water I got on my hands just now,"
"You're lying to a three-year-old child. Everyone in the kindergarten knows that they wash their hands after being petted. I've never heard of someone washing their hands before being petted." Liu Ying obviously didn't believe Xiao Feng's words.
"I'm really... Damn, I'm going to explain this to you. Delete the video quickly, or don't blame me for destroying the flower," Xiao Feng said fiercely.
"I'm so piapia," Liu Ying raised her middle finger: "I ask you, why didn't Wu Huan come?"
"That's what you want to ask me," Xiao Feng was speechless, and then said angrily: "It's such a bad question, can't you wait until I come out before asking it? You were so impatient that you had to rush into the men's room,"
Liu Ying looked at the angry Xiao Feng, her eyes suddenly turned red, and her mouth curled up: "You run away when you see me. If I don't go in and block you, I'm afraid you'll run away again."
That pitiful look, that resentful look, just like a little daughter-in-law who has been abandoned by a man~
