"What are you looking at? I know you've never seen such a big one!"
Cheng Fei'er proudly puffed up her chest and squeaked her two cute little tiger teeth at Lin Yi. Immediately, she quickly hid behind Su Qianmo and arched her head inward, as if she had been injured.
The little rabbit was so frightened that she dared to say harsh words, but she was also afraid that after she said such harsh words, Lin Yi would be like a strange worm on the street and really rush forward and pinch her, which would be a big loss.
Su Qianmo thought that Lin Yi's mouthful of slurs was deliberately revealed to tease Cheng Fei'er, and that lewd look was also an act, although almost every man was attracted by Cheng Fei'er's big breasts.
Interested, but no one dared to stare as unscrupulously as Lin Yi, and even let out a mouthful of exaggeration. Isn't this just pretending?
A goddess will never understand the world of Sis... How could Su Qianmo think that Lin Yi couldn't help himself?
"Okay, Lin Yi, stop teasing her!" Su Qianmo Wan'er smiled and pulled Cheng Fei'er out from behind her: "Your next work has to be arranged by our little fairy Fei'er.
She will be your immediate boss from now on, aren't you afraid that she will come up with some weird ideas to make things difficult for you?"
Su Qianmo's words emboldened Cheng Fei'er. She almost forgot that Lin Yi would still be her subordinate from now on. How could a subordinate dare to pinch her boss's breasts?
"Ahem, I'm here to rent boyfriends!" Cheng Feier cleared her throat, put on the air of a boss, and puffed out her chest and said, "From today on, I'm your boss... Don't keep staring.
Look at your boss’s breasts, or I’ll dig out your eyeballs!”
Cheng Feier stretched out a chubby little hand and made a two-finger hook gesture with her index and middle fingers. It was too cute.
"Okay Fei'er, I'll leave his position in the company to you!"
Su Qianmo pinched Cheng Fei'er's chubby little face lovingly, moved her jade steps lightly, and brought up a faint fragrance, sat back on her boss chair, closed her eyes and rested, and gently rubbed her two fingers.
Temple of the temple, a big problem has been solved today. Now that I have found a fake boyfriend, I am no longer afraid of being forced by my family to date that annoying guy from the Lingfeng Group.
Cheng Feier carefully covered the two big white lumps on her chest, fearing that Lin Yi would suddenly rush up and pinch them, and asked cautiously: "What is your education level?"
"Graduated from high school!" Lin Yi replied truthfully.
"Graduate from high school?" Cheng Fei'er pouted and shouted to Su Qianmo, who was leaning on the boss's chair: "Sister Qianmo, our company doesn't recruit people who have graduated from high school. They must at least have a college degree, right?"
"You are the vice president of the company, don't you think you can change the rules?" Su Qianmo didn't even raise her head, her voice was full of laziness.
"Okay, you've passed this one!" Cheng Feier turned around again: "What talents do you have? Or what are your specialties, such as singing, dancing, b-box... etc., our company
Don’t be a manure maker who knows nothing but eats and sleeps!”
"Talent? Specialty?"
Lin Yi scratched the back of his head and thought about it, then smiled awkwardly: "I'm tone deaf when I sing, and my limbs are stiff when I dance. As for that thing you mentioned, I don't even know what it is. If I have to say
If you have any special talents...does being handsome count?"
puff!
Cheng Fei'er tried hard to suppress the turbulence in her stomach, and almost spit out: "You are such a pitiful little person, you have the nerve to say it... It doesn't matter if you look sorry, or if you have a low education, you should
You don’t have any talents or special skills, do you?”
"I've said it before, I really don't have any artistic skills!" Lin Yi shrugged helplessly, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I am good at acupuncture and massage of traditional Chinese medicine. Our ancestor was once a palace physician.
Well, I am deeply impressed by my grandfather’s medical skills. Although it has not reached the level of his old man, it is still much better than experts and professors from big hospitals!”
Lin Yi didn't lie. He grew up in a poor family of traditional Chinese medicine in the middle of Sichuan. He has been influenced by it since he was a child. Moreover, he himself is also addicted to the profoundness of traditional Chinese medicine, especially acupuncture. In addition, his old ghost grandfather's generous appearance
Professor Lin Yi's acupuncture skills have made rapid progress. He was quite famous in the village before. He has cured many difficult and complicated diseases and is called "Little Magic Acupuncture" by the villagers!
It's just that the famous name of "Little Magic Needle" seems to be worthless in Yanhai City, a coastal metropolis!
"You know acupuncture? Do you really know acupuncture?" Cheng Fei'er rounded her big eyes, her face full of horror and admiration.
"Just average, third in the world!" Lin Yi replied very "humbly".
"It's useless to know how to acupuncture!" Cheng Feier's attitude suddenly made a 180-degree turn, her face drooped, and she shouted disdainfully: "This girl runs a film and television company, not a small clinic of traditional Chinese medicine.
, do you still need to perform a 'Flying Crane and Divine Needle' or something like that?"
Lin Yi instantly realized that he had been tricked. It was true that this little goblin clearly despised the art of acupuncture. Why did he act so infatuated just now?
If this was a formal interview, Cheng Fei'er would have told Lin Yi to get lost, but she knew that Lin Yi went to work at Qianfei Film and Television Company secondly, and the most important thing was to pretend to be Su Qianmo's boyfriend, so in the end she had no choice but to
He pouted his little mouth and said: "Forget it, I don't think you can say that you have a reliable talent. You can serve tea and pour water, sweep the floor and flush the toilet, right? You can stay and be a handyman!"
"No!" Before Lin Yi had time to reply, Su Qianmo suddenly raised his head: "Fei'er, you can't let him be a handyman in our company. What if my dad comes and makes a surprise attack one day?
How do you want me to introduce him? Could it be that he is just a handyman in our company?"
"It seems to make sense!" Cheng Feier bit her lip and thought for a long time, and suddenly an idea flashed: "Yes, we usually let him do the work of a handyman. I think he looks so artistic.
When Uncle Su suddenly attacks, can't we just say that he is the great director hired by our company?"
"It's up to you!" Su Qianmo responded softly and closed her eyes again.
Lin Yi was suddenly confused. He had a pretend boyfriend, a handyman, a fake director... In just one day, his identity became really complicated. If his mind was not strong enough, he might have suffered a mental breakdown.
Split personality disorder.
"Hiss... um..."
A painful and charming sound suddenly sounded in the office. Lin Yi and Cheng Fei'er looked at the source of the sound at the same time. They saw that Su Qianmo had changed from lying on the boss's chair to sitting and lying on the office.
On the table, one arm was resting on his head, one hand was covering his flat belly, and his body was squirming slightly from time to time.
"Sister Qianmo, what's wrong with you?" Cheng Feier hurried over and asked with concern.
"I...I'm fine!" Su Qianmo raised her head hard, glanced at Lin Yi inadvertently, buried her head again, and said in a weak voice that only she and Cheng Feier next to her could hear.
: "Damn it...I'm here!"
"Who's coming?" Cheng Fei'er rolled her eyes and suddenly realized: "Is your aunt here?"
After Cheng Fei'er exclaimed, she immediately covered her mouth with a fat little palm, her face full of fear and anxiety. The reason why Su Qianmo used such a weak voice to communicate with her just now was because she had unbearable abdominal pain.
, and more importantly, I don’t want Lin Yi to hear it. After all, it’s not easy to say this kind of thing in front of a man, and it’s a man I’ve just met for less than a day. This girl is better, for fear that the whole world won’t know about Su Qianmo.
It's like my aunt is here.
Lin Yi didn't show any embarrassment or surprise. He strode over and patted Su Qianmo's arm: "Are you having menstrual cramps?"
Su Qianmo nodded her buried head. She could clearly feel her cheeks burning at this moment, so how could she dare to raise her head and let Lin Yi see her blushing face?
"Occasionally or regularly?" Lin Yi asked without a smile.
Su Qianmo didn't answer. She complained in her heart and scolded Lin Yi thousands of times. Why is this guy so ignorant? Why are you standing here when a woman has dysmenorrhea? And she kept asking
Asking questions here and there, will it not hurt if I answer your questions?
When Su Qianmo was in pain, he always wanted to cry out. When Su Qianmo had dysmenorrhea in the past, he could do whatever he wanted to do, or he could cry out softly and unscrupulously to relieve the pain, but now Lin Yi, a grown man, stood in front of him.
She was really embarrassed to make such an inelegant movement, and even more embarrassed to scream. The scream just now was caused by the sudden pain, which made her want to find someone right now.
Get into the cracks in the ground.
"What's so embarrassing about dysmenorrhea? Women, they always have those days every month!" Lin Yi gently patted Su Qianmo's arm and said seriously: "I just said it,
I am a reliable Chinese medicine doctor, if you trust me, I will help you treat it!"
"Get out!" Su Qianmo lowered her voice as low as possible, but still could not hide the annoyance caused by the pain.
Lin Yi thought that Su Qianmo was willing to accept his treatment and asked Cheng Fei'er to go out and stay out of the way, so he stopped delaying and grabbed one of Su Qianmo's catkins, preparing to check the pulse for diagnosis, and at the same time transferred
Turning his head, he ordered: "Beauty Fei'er, didn't you hear I was told to go out first?"
Su Qianmo withdrew the hand held by Lin Yi as if she was electrocuted, raised her head suddenly, and ignored the blush on her face, and smiled softly in a ladylike voice, almost roaring: "I'm telling you to get out!