Seeing that both sides were tense, the fat monk was stunned, and then smiled gently and announced that the two sides had a free debate, using the debate results to decide the ownership of the leader of the Demon Alliance.
This made Xu Lei a little disappointed. It would be easier if the fat monk announced that both sides would solve the problem by force. Although the other party was just a group of old men with the highest highest level of no more than two-star war soul master, Xu Lei didn't quite understand what it means to respect the elderly and love the young.
"Both sides of the debate shall not attack personally, and shall not debate topics other than plagues." The white fat monk announced the debate rules.
At this time, the old man led by the other party saw Li Yan and Ding Xiaodou rubbing his hands and said loudly, "You must not use force to threaten!"
The fat white monk nodded, "This is natural."
Xu Lei thought of something and quickly stood up and said, "You must not take your age as the advantage."
The fat white monk still smiled and nodded, "This is also natural."
Xu Lei's words seemed to have hit the weakness of the old men, and their collective expressions changed slightly, but the fat monk had already nodded, so it was inconvenient to say anything more. Besides, they believed that as long as they did not use force, it would be no problem to deal with a few little hairs with their skin.
"Go to start, pay attention to the rules." The white fat monk announced.
Li Yan and Ding Xiaodou made a humble gesture to ask for it first. The old men did not refuse. The old man who was headed with a crutch cleared his throat and said, "Based on my experience of walking in the world for so many years..."
"Protest!" Li Yan suddenly interrupted the old man's words and shouted loudly with his neck in his arms, "They made a foul, and they said they were not sure if they were older."
"The protest is effective, warn you once." The fat white monk looked kind and looked happy, but he did not give these old men any face. He had a very good temper and might not be able to stand this group of old guys who had no advantage except being old.
The old man looked ashen and continued, "Do you little kids know the accident called XXX disaster a year ago? It was me..."
"Continue to protest!" This time it was Ding Xiaodou who spoke, "Reporting Master, they have committed foul again, talking about topics other than the plague!"
The fat white monk turned his head and smiled at the old men, saying, "The protest is effective, a second warning." After saying that, he added, "Accumulated three warnings, and automatically disqualified the competition."
The old men's foreheads were covered with beads of sweat the size of beans, and the ants on the hot pan were anxious. After whispering for a while, the old man who was headed with a crutch suddenly showed a shameless smile.
"If this is the case, I would like to hear what you guys have to say about the plague?"
Ding Xiaodou and Li Yan's expression suddenly faded, and they cursed that these old men were so cunning. They actually thought of such shameless tricks to throw the bag to themselves, but this cleverly avoided the rules, and the rules did not say that they could not ask questions.
Although they were sure that those old men didn't even understand anything about the plague, they just understood nothing about it? The outbreak of a large plague on this continent caused no less lethality than a disaster brought by a war, and nothing can be understood by anyone.
Looking at the other party's anxious look, the old men couldn't help but smile smugly.
However, if Li Yan and Ding Xiaodou were so easily stumped, they would not be known as the "golden two-mouthed" among the Seven Heroes of Thousand Spirits. The two thought for a while, looked at each other tacitly, and showed a cunning smile.
"Plague is a soft animal, probably so big." Ding Xiaodou suddenly walked forward a few steps, gestured with his hands as a human head, and said, "This animal is colorless and tasteless, has a soft body, and can change its shape at will."
Li Yan also nodded and said seriously, "The habits of animals like plague are usually mainly in groups, and occasionally there are also those who act alone. Their whereabouts are mysterious and inappropriate, so it is difficult to accurately predict the location of the plague outbreak."
Ding Xiaodou was carrying his hands on his back, looking old and pedantic, "Well, this animal has another characteristic..."
Seeing the two of them singing and reconciling seriously, Xu Lei and others sitting beside him almost couldn't hold back their heads and laughed out loud, thinking that these two guys are really terrible, bullying those old men, know nothing about it. Are plagues animals? Is there any difference between size and size?
Looking around, I found that there were not only them who were holding their facial expressions. Almost everyone was holding them up without laughing out loud. The group of reckless men who practiced the Dog Slaughter Sect made their faces tremble and there were endless streams of going to the cottage.
Seeing these two little boys singing together very professionally, the unknown old men were anxious, and they would be frustrated if they kept talking.
"What the two children said is very true!" The old man with a crutch was in a hurry and used his usual tricks. It was their specialty to interrupt others' words. "Although these two children were right, they only knew one, not the other."
"Oh? What's your opinion?" Li Yan was so happy when he saw that these old men had indeed fallen into a trap, but he could not see any clues on his face and looked humble.
The old man nodded, looking extremely satisfied with Li Yan's behavior. After walking back and forth for a few steps, he spoke: "Plague is generally classified as an animal, but it is also an extremely strange animal in the animal world. Its size is not necessarily the size of a human head, but it is also slightly larger than a human head or slightly smaller than a human head. The attack methods are diverse and complex. Because its size is round, it moves rapidly and rolls forward like a wheel. To deal with the plague, you must grasp three points, fast, accurate, and ruthlessly. If you take a knife, you must stab the key points. Never delay, otherwise your eyes will be splattered with blood..."
Li Yan and Ding Xiaodou almost bit their tongues to pieces, and then they could barely hold them back and spit out. One face had turned into a pig's liver color, but in the eyes of those old men, it represented a sign of ashamed of their own shame and ashamed of their extensive "learning".
These old men have no other skills, but they can always quickly summarize some information in other people's narratives, and then modify it, and put a large series of continuous stinky farts on the original basis. A little duller will be fooled by them. On weekdays, they will occasionally go to some small mountain villages that are almost isolated from the world to fool. The simple local villagers can always be fooled by them, treating them as big-school figures, and then honestly take out a little savings they have saved to buy them some bark and grass roots and other things that are said to be curing all diseases.
The crowd sitting beside him went to the cottage in a constant stream, and even Xu Cunyun, who was very determined, couldn't help but go there once.
It was not until Li Yan couldn't listen anymore that he spoke loudly: "Haha, actually we were talking about it just now, and we wanted everyone to have fun. As for the plague, I'm sorry, I've only heard of it, but I've never seen it, but I dare to swear from my ancestors that plague is not an animal, nor is it as big as a human head."
The crowd could no longer hold back, and could not even hold back the time to go to the cottage, and burst into laughter that echoed through the sky.
The old men's collective expressions became ashen, and no matter how ignorant they were, they knew that they were being fooled!
"Protest! Protest!" the old men shouted at the top of their voices.
"They are cheating!"
The fat white monk was slightly stunned and said, "Protest is effective."
The old men then breathed a sigh of relief, "Then they will be disqualified from participating as soon as possible."
The fat white monk smiled and shook his head, "Warning once, and cumulative warnings will only be disqualified from participating."
Li Yan and Ding Xiaodou laughed. "Yes, yes, we are fouled, please warn."
The old man was so angry that he trembled all over. He pointed at Li Yan and Ding Xiaodou and shouted, "Okay, okay, okay, you are amazing, but please continue to explain the situation about the plague and propose solutions!"
Li Yan said indifferently, "Sorry, I don't understand."
"Don't understand?" The old man was a little surprised by Li Yan's readily admitting, "Why are you here to do if you don't understand?"
Li Yan shrugged, "I don't understand, it doesn't mean my friends don't understand." As he said that, he snapped his fingers and turned to look at Mu Hanqing and said, "Sister Four, it's your place."
Xu Lei smiled knowingly. No wonder Li Yan looked confident. It turned out that he had thought of this for a long time. Even he had never thought of it before that there was a daughter of a Hundred Herb Immortal among them!
Mu Hanqing's expression was as cold as before. He stood up and walked forward, glanced at the old group of old men contemptuously, without saying anything nonsense, and went straight to the point.
"Plagues belong to neither animals nor plants. They are collectively called diseases with large-scale lethality and transmission. To deal with them, you must first identify the category and then use symptomatic drugs. There are thousands of plagues and thousands of medicines. The plagues that broke out during this period should belong to the Black Evil in the plague. There are only two people in the world who know the prescription for dealing with Black Evil, and one of them is me."
After saying that, he said to the group of old men who wanted to speak but stopped, "I wonder if the old men know the configuration of this prescription. If you know, why not say it?"
Those old men only know how to speak nonsense on weekdays. Who would have come? With a shameless face and two mouths, they would not cure the plague. After Mu Hanqing asked this, although he was unwilling to accept it, he obediently shut up.
Mu Hanqing smiled contemptuously, "I will prepare the prescription when I look back and go to the place where the plague broke out in person, and I will definitely pacify the plague!" After saying that, he sat back on his original position expressionlessly.
Xu Lei and others couldn't help but give Mu Hanqing a thumbs up. Li Yan gently pulled Mu Hanqing and asked quietly, "Sister Four, do you know how to make aphrodisiac medicine? Don't get me wrong. It's not that I can't do it, but that my wife is too strong. My little body can't stand it..."
So Li Yan was kicked away by Su Mu and Yang Weiwei at the same time.
Now that things have come to this point, there is no need to judge the outcome.
The fat monk handed Xu Lei and others the battle soul bag containing 500,000 gold coins and a good intention in the Sutra Pavilion to Xu Lei and others in public. As for the old men, no matter how thick-skinned they were, they could not continue to make a fool of themselves here at this time. They left in shame on their pretexts as they were already old.
After this little episode, the Jianghu Festival was officially held. The fat monk said to the monks beside him, "Pick up the purple gold bell."
"Purple Gold Bell!" Xu Cunyun's face suddenly changed.
ps: Dizzy, so sluggish that I cried. By the way, are you still chasing? Leave a message to encourage me. I clicked on the data box today and almost thought I was wrong. What a sluggish data.