A woman's favorite thing to play with is swords, guns and sticks, her favorite thing to do is cheating, and her favorite thing to eat is three pounds of sake.
Qi Yunqian couldn't help but curl up his lips every time he related these to that petite and pretty person.
The second time we met was at Sanyuan Casino.
She seemed to be wiser. She wore a green men's robe, tied up her hair, and had a pair of beards under her nose. She was wandering around in such a smoky place without any women's clothes.
His eyes were dark and there was a slight smile on his lips, like a shrewd little man.
Qi Yunqian stood by the window of the box on the second floor, watching her shake the colors quickly, and a hint of deep meaning appeared in his eyes.
"I'm going to have a bet with her."
He exited the stage, walked through the hustle and bustle and came to the opposite side of her. He raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "It's such a fate to meet you here. Do you want to bet with me?"
Her body suddenly straightened up, and the smile on her face suddenly froze at this moment.
After a while, her expression relaxed and she smiled brightly: "Okay, but I have the final say on what to bet on."
Qi Yunqian suddenly hated the way she smiled. It was so bright and bright that there was no trace of haze, making him look darker and darker.
He lowered his eyes and said, "What are you betting on?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Xiaoxiao turned around, pushed away everyone, and ran away. From afar, he said: "Bet on who can run faster!"
Qi Yunqian burst into laughter instantly.
But I really like to be clever.
However, he is still somewhat interested in the cat and mouse game.
"Master, do you want to chase me?"
Qi Yunqian smiled and shook his head: "Forget it, if you can run away, the monk can't run away from the temple."
After King Zheng and his party were completely wiped out, King Qi Yunqian of England became the crown prince of the dynasty as a matter of course. However, the selection of the crown prince's concubine made all the ministers worry.
It turned out that there were no more worthy female relatives in the British Prince's palace. There were a few highly respected ministers who had daughters, but they did not dare to force them on Qi Yunqian.
At a certain court meeting, everyone jointly submitted a letter to test Qi Yunqian's opinion on the matter. Qi Yunqian waved his hand and said, "Let's discuss it later." However, after the court meeting, Tang Yangong, the captain of Xuanwu Commandery, stayed.
Qi Yunqian just asked some questions in a very friendly way, such as "whether you can adapt to coming to Beijing" and "what difficulties you have at home", etc. The ministers ran to the Tang family with great vision.
"Ah, the Tang family has five daughters!"
"Oh, after marrying two, there are only three left!"
"Hey, the three of them are almost the same age, and they are all old enough to get married!"
"Well, the three of them have their own merits. The third one is as beautiful as a flower, the fourth one is virtuous and virtuous, and the fifth one...forget it, the one who wields swords and guns can be ruled out. Either the third one is the fourth one, right?"
So it was time to seize the opportunity, and it was time to bet on future glory. Gifts like a stream of water were sent to the Tang Mansion and distributed into the hands of the third lady and the fourth lady, which made them a little confused. What's more, they might as well both
Give it away, choose one of the two, you will never lose money.
Tang Xiaoxiao suddenly became happy when he saw that no one was paying attention to him: "Ayun, did I escape this disaster?"
Tang Yun sneered coldly without any loss of face: "Just deceive yourself and others."
But not long after, Qi Yunqian summoned another general and showed great interest in the daughter-in-law of his family.
So everyone who had just rushed to curry favor with the Tang family suddenly changed direction and ran over there.
The Tang family, which had been lifted up to the top of the clouds, fell to the bottom of the valley in an instant, and some people even came over to ask for the gifts they had given before.
Tang Yangong was so angry that he slapped the table and asked his servants to send all the gifts back. However, he felt heavy in his heart and couldn't find any relief.
Originally, he didn't expect his daughter to marry into the dragon's den and the tiger's den, but Kyoto is not as good as the frontier, and everyone here is slippery than a loach, and everyone will accept the superiors and suppress the inferiors. If you don't stand out, you will have to suffer from this cowardice for the rest of your life!
When he heard that Qi Yunqian was going to publicly select the crown princess, he put all three daughters in without saying a word.
"Third child, you are responsible for being beautiful, fourth child, you are responsible for piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, fifth child... you are responsible for making up the numbers."
In line with the principle of "if someone has one person and three of them, the probability is higher than others", so Tang Xiaoxiao had no way to hide, no way to escape, and was also dragged to the battlefield, oh no, the draft field.
Before setting off, the third child vowed: "I will definitely look at you and make King Ding dizzy and unable to recover!"
Tang Xiaoxiao muttered in a low voice: "Then you should pay attention when shaking, don't make your eyes cramp."
The fourth child was full of energy: "I know astronomy well, geography, music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. I know women's virtues, and history. If I am better than these, I will kill everyone everywhere and stand out!"
Tang Xiaoxiao raised his eyes and looked at the sky: "Fourth sister, people say that you are virtuous, kind, gentle and considerate. Don't expose your true nature before you even start."
So before the draft even started, Tang Xiaoxiao was severely punished.
This time the Tang family was cruel and spent a lot of money to make their three daughters look more beautiful and beautiful.
Of course, other people have the same idea. They all dream about one person becoming a chicken or a dog and ascending to heaven. Therefore, it is not unfounded that the prices of clothing and jewelry stores have skyrocketed recently and they are making a lot of money.
Tang Xiaoxiao just pulled on her own gorgeous clothes, and then looked at the gorgeous clothes of other ladies in the house, and said somewhat speechlessly: "This is not choosing a concubine, this is a peacock in full bloom, who has the prettiest feathers?"
Bar."
Looking at her third and fourth sisters, they had already begun to fight with others. The momentum of their chatting and laughing, which made her retreat and stand in the corner away from the place where the trouble was.
After a while, Qi Yunqian arrived. With a quick glance, he easily found someone.
And someone shrank his head and hid among a group of people, thinking silently: Didn't you see me, didn't see me, didn't see me...
Qi Yunqian looked back, waved with a smile and said, "Let's get started."
Under the spotlight, everyone finally ushered in the first item of choosing a concubine... Huh? Huh? Huh? That's right? This... what is this?
Tang Xiaoxiao was still shrinking his head to lower his presence, but his third and fourth sisters forcibly raised their heads.
The third child's eyes glowed green: "Look, little sister, this is your strength!"
The fourth child regretted it so much: "Why don't you compete with something I know how to compete with?"
Tang Xiaoxiao tilted his head and glanced at the content of the first competition, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help but twitch.
Damn it, what’s the point of competing? It’s a martial arts competition!
These wealthy young ladies are so fragile, she was really afraid of being kicked and crippled!
She immediately pulled over her fourth sister: "Fourth sister, I'll fight you later and I'll let you win, otherwise I won't be able to pass the exam later!"
The fourth child was about to agree, but his eyes fell on a woman in the field, and he immediately became angry: "Did you see it, little sister? It's that girl. She's been extremely arrogant recently. Her father is specifically trying to get rid of our father. And listen,
She said that she has also practiced martial arts for several years, so don’t be merciful, it’s serious to squeeze her out for me!”
Tang Xiaoxiao thought about leaving a chance for her sister, but she thought to herself that it was just a matter of squeezing that girl out. What a joke!
But unfortunately, this competition is randomly assigned!
But by chance, it was only in the last round that Tang Xiaoxiao faced off against that girl!
So of course, Tang Xiaoxiao used a left hook and a right hook, a backhand choke and a roundhouse kick, directly kicking the person off the ring!
Hum hum, the fourth sister said, no one can let this girl win if she wins!
Qi Yunqian stood up and left, waving his hand and saying: "The canonization edict will be sent over today."
"yes."
When he heard the announcement that the concubine selection was over, Tang Xiaoxiao froze on the spot.
By the way...she's just here to make up the numbers!
By the way...then Qi Yunqian is here for revenge, right?
By the way...can she pack up Xinruan and run away now?
The third child ruined her idea with one sentence: "Little sister, resisting an order and disrespecting an order is a serious crime. Do you want to leave and let the Tang family be implicated in the nine clans?"
Tang Xiaoxiao was about to cry without tears.
Heaven! Earth! She wants to find a man with strong martial arts skills to join her in heroic deeds, robbing the rich and giving to the poor! How can reality be so ruthless, cruel and unreasonable!
"Humph, Qi Yunqian, I will make you regret it!"
This idea supported Tang Xiaoxiao from moving from the East Palace to the Middle Palace, from the battlefield to the court, from black hair to gray hair, and finally made her the most noisy queen in history!
The funny stories of the two of them pranking each other were compiled into multiple versions of the wild life, which will be talked about until later generations.