Wen Dou? Lin Hao and the other two couldn't help but wonder when they heard Yan Sen talk. Wen Dou had heard of it, but they had never tried it. "Wen Dou? Tell me! How to fight!" Lin Hao and the other two suddenly became interested, and they felt it was very novel and fun.
Hehe, the fish is caught! Today, my uncle, I will have no impact on my butt, and my uncle, I will take your surname!
"Very good! It's refreshing enough! Let me introduce first. The so-called "literary battle" is a fighting method evolved from "martial battle". Common ones include riddles, dance ink, couplets, chanting poems, etc., but today we are not as good as these, which is too vulgar!" Yansen spitted on his hands, rubbed his hands hard and smeared his hair, and sorted out his hairstyle.
"What's the point? Tell me quickly!" Lin Hao and the other two urged.
Jensen rolled his eyes, "What's the hurry? The kids just don't have any patience!" Looking at Lin Hao and the other two impatiently, they wanted to swear, and then hurriedly said, "Today we'll make a brain teaser!"
"Brain teasers? What's the thing?" Lin Hao and the other two asked in unison.
"It's very simple! Just ask a question, you can just answer it!" Yansen laughed sinisterly like a cunning little fox in his heart. Xiaobian, fight with Xiaomao, see how he can kill you! Hehe!
"This is simple! Come on!" Lin Hao and the other two felt very simple after hearing Yansen's words. They looked very disdainful, and they stretched out a straight middle finger to Yansen and provoked.
"Simple? Hehe, I'm going to have a question, then you guys can listen! You all know Journey to the West?"
"I know! Wu Chengen's novels and historical masterpieces, who doesn't know! That's the question you asked is too bad, right?"
"What's the hurry? Listen to it, the main topic is here! What are the four lines that Monk Zhongsha said most often?" Jansen rolled his eyes, paused and continued, "This is the first question, I'll give you a basic question. It's too difficult to ask, I'm afraid that others will bully you! Okay, answer!"
"The most four lines?" Lin Hao and the other two looked at each other, and they were all familiar with the plot of Journey to the West and remembered it in their hearts, but they never remembered what Monk Sha often said. The three of them felt that Monk Sha was taciturn in Journey to the West and rarely spoke.
"Don't know?" Yansen smiled obscenely again. Xiaoyao, I don't know this, and he dares to shout with me. See how I played you to death. I guarantee that I will obey you when you meet me in the future.
Lin Hao and the other two exchanged their eyes and asked each other, "I don't know!" The three of them looked at each other with a little discouraged look, no longer the enthusiasm they had just now.
"Then I will announce the answer! The four lines that Monk Sha said most in Journey to the West are 'Big Brother, the master was captured by the monster! Senior Brother, the second brother was captured by the monster! Senior Brother, the master, and the second brother were captured by the monster! Second Brother, the master, the master was captured by the monster!' Do you know?" Yansen shook his hair, tiptoed and shook the fat all over his body.
"Oh," Lin Hao and the other two suddenly realized, "This is not counting. We don't understand how to answer in detail. Now we understand, come back!" Lin Hao and the other two looked at each other, patted their foreheads, and couldn't help but feel regret in their hearts. It turns out that the answer is so simple!
"Okay! I, a master, have a lot of people, and I don't know the same knowledge as you. This question doesn't count! Then the beginning is the beginning, you are ready. I will ask three questions, as long as you can answer one question, what if you win?" Yansen smiled secretly in his heart again.
"Okay! This is what you said. As long as we answer one, you will lose! Stop talking nonsense! Let's come over!" Lin Hao and the other two had increased their confidence at this time, and their eyes began to shine again.
"Okay! Listen to the topic! There is an inn. The shopkeeper raises a bull and a cow in the backyard. One day, a group of men came to the inn. After entering the shop, he shouted to the shopkeeper, 'Shopkeeper, give the man a few jars of good wine and a plate of bullwhip!'. The man's words were heard by the bull and cow in the backyard! The bull ran away, but he found that the cow was following him. The bull asked the cow in confusion, "Hey, they ordered a bullwhip, why are you running?" The cow's answer made the bull cry and admire him. How could the cow answer the bull?" Yansen said so much in one breath, and couldn't help but think of the boy's specialty, I see if you can answer it.
Lin Hao and the other two listened to Jensen's question very seriously, for fear of missing a word, missing a little detail. After thinking about it carefully, Lin Hao replied, "The cow said to the bull, 'Marry chickens, follow the chickens, marry dogs, follow the dogs, follow the cows! Of course, follow the cows! My life and death are your people, death is your ghost! Hehe, right? I really admire myself. I love so talented!" After saying that, Lin Hao laughed exaggeratedly.
Yansen looked at Lin Hao and laughed calmly, contempt Lin Hao, "No! Is there an answer? If there is no other answer, even if you lose, I will announce the answer!"
"No? How could it be?" Lin Hao's laughter stopped. "The cow said to the bull, 'I've returned my feed!' Haha, is it right this time? It seems that my monk is smart!" The monk on the side interrupted, and he touched his shiny bald head with both hands.
"No! Is there an answer? One last chance!" Yansen glanced at the mosquito who had been silent and said lightly.
"No? How could that happen? It's impossible, it must be you, you guy!" The monk's laughter stopped abruptly, and he clenched his hands tightly, and shouted at Yansen angrily.
"Idiot! People say that their hair is long and short, young master, I didn't expect that you, a bald man, don't even have a single hair, so why would you be so short-sighted?" Yansen rolled his eyes directly and said contemptuously to the monk.
"What? Boy, do you want to die?" The monk said as he wanted to take action, but Yansen waved his hand, "You actually doubt my character! Woooo, it hurts my heart too! Besides, I need to cheat you guys? If you are not satisfied with the answer I announced by the young master, you will feel that it is not too late to do it again?" Yansen looked heartbroken on the surface, but thought in his heart, "Who do you cheat if you don't cheat? It's not worth your life if you cheat, hehe!
Lin Hao and Mosquito held the monk in one hand. Since they said the Wen Dou, they could not lose their share. "Okay! We don't know the answer, you can tell me! If the answer we said makes us unsatisfied, hehe, then don't blame us for taking action directly!"
However, Yansen didn't care about the threats from Lin Hao and the other two at all. As long as he was willing, he could urinate these three funny guys every second. "Hit up and listen to me for the young master! The cow said to the bull, 'Are you stupid? They must brag after drinking wine and eating the bullwhip!' How about it? Are you satisfied with the answer? Master, have you lie to you? Worship me!"
"Pu" Lin Hao, the monks and the other monks fell to the ground, spitting white waves, pointing at Yansen with a proud look on their faces, and said tremblingly, "You...you...you can!"
The mosquito did not fall, but his whole body was trembling. He secretly used his skills to forcibly disrupt the meridians in his body that were thundered by Yansen's words, and his soul power was suppressed against the current. Then his body stiffly stretched out his hand to Yansen and raised a thumb, "You are amazing!"
"Hahaha! Don't praise me like this! I can be narcissistic and proud! Young Master, I have always been to keep a low profile, keep a low profile! Remember not to speak out! Are you satisfied with the answer? Beloved brother! Brother Xinsen, you will have eternal life!" Yansen held his big belly with his hands, shaking with an endless exaggerated smile.
"Oh, what's wrong with you two? Don't do this? I've told you so many times, but I didn't listen to the young master's words and suffered a loss in front of me. Look, it's done now, right? Oh, poor child!" Yansen said to Lin Hao, who fell to the ground, twitched all over and foamed at the mouth, and the monk.
"You...you..." Lin Hao and the monk couldn't say a word. Oh my God, let's kill this shameless, despicable, lewd, and pretended fat man!
"Be good! I vomit slowly, and I get used to it as I vomited!" Yansen said to Lin Hao and the others, causing Lin Hao and the others to vomit out a few more mouthfuls of white foam.
Lin Hao and the others were slowing down for a while before slowly climbing up from the ground, their eyes holding tears, "The hero will take us to show off!"
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" Yansen patted the shoulders of the two of them, "The boy is teachable, good, good, it's a good kid to correct his mistakes if he knows his mistakes! But then, are you satisfied with the answer?" He said earnestly and praised him.
"Satisfied, satisfied! Very satisfied!" Lin Hao and the others gritted their teeth, with murderous intent in their eyes, as if they were about to swallow Yansen alive. If the eyes could kill someone, Yansen would not know how many times had they been cut into pieces!
"Just be satisfied! This is the first question. Let's continue. There are two questions left. As long as you can answer one question correctly, you will win. If you are ready, then let's continue?" Yansen ignored Lin Hao, and the monks and the other monks looked fiercely and said lightly.
Come again? Will you be cheated to death by you? I have seen through the fuck. This fat man is just a little fox. "No! We will admit defeat to Wendou! But we are not convinced!" Lin Hao and the other two understood the Wendou proposed by Yansen. This fat man had already planned it, and then dug a hole to wait for us to jump in. He also called "Wendou". Wendou, your sister!
"Yohe, don't accept it? Can't cheat? It's bright and bright, do you three big men still want to deny it?"
"Where did we deny it? We didn't admit defeat, but we just gave up on the 'Wen Dou' you proposed. We haven't lost the rest yet! You can only make a request for the Mao competition?" Lin Hao and the other two glared at each other and fought back.
"Hey! People say, 'Three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang', look at your appearance of being damned, okay! Master, I have always been convinced by virtue, and I don't know anything like you! You can ask for anything! Master, I'll take all the rest!" Yansen despised Lin Hao and the other two, looking at the sky with his eyes, as proud as a rooster, little girl, fight with you? You can't kill you!