"Fan, they are urging us to compete! What should we do?" Yu Jingya said.
"Since everyone wants us to compete, let's compete." Jiang Fan smiled.
"Fan, I don't want to compete with you." Yu Jingya shook her head and said.
"Hehe, Jingya, of course we have to compete, but we compete in our way, we just act and show them." Jiang Fan smiled.
So an earth-shaking scene appeared on the stage. Jiang Fan and Yu Jingya competed. Jiang Fan held the sword in his hand and shouted: "I'll chop your hand!" He raised the sword and slashed slowly, with a very slow speed, just like doing slow motion.
The audience below immediately exclaimed: "Damn, what are they doing? This is also considered a competition?"
Huang Fu and Weng Xiaowei immediately smiled, "Haha, Brother Fan, you really have it! I admire you!" Huang Fu smiled.
The ruthless master on the stage said in surprise: "Jingya, what is this doing?" Then she shouted to Yu Jingya: "Jingya, chop him with a sword!"
As a result, Jiang Fan and Yu Jingya were still doing slow motion on stage. The two were like acting. The audience immediately shouted, "This is also called a competition! What a joke!"
The leader Gao also frowned. He didn't understand what Jiang Fan and Piaomiaofeng's disciples were doing. The leader Sheng of Yunxiao Sect next to him immediately laughed and said, "I really didn't expect that you Xiaoyao Sect disciples and Piaomiaofeng disciples have this kind of disciples.
Ambiguous relationship, you and Master Jueqing are so close!"
The boss Gao immediately couldn't hold back his face. He shouted to Jiang Fan: "Jiang Fan, fight quickly! Don't delay the time!"
Jiang Fan ignored it and was still fighting slowly with Yu Jingya. Suddenly someone on the stage shouted: "Suspend!"
Everyone turned their heads and looked at it. The person who called for a stop was Master Jueqing. She looked displeased, "Everyone, I ask for a replacement!"
According to the rules of the Immortal Cultivation Sect, when the competition cannot be carried out, people can be replaced. Everyone on the stage nodded and said, "You can be replaced!"
"Jingya, come back! Let Mian go!" Master Jueqing waved.
Yu Jingya reluctantly said to Jiang Fan: "I'm going down. You have to be careful of the senior sister who destroys the man. She is in the late stage of the God Transformation Realm."
"Jingya, don't worry, I can deal with her!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
After Yu Jingya went down, a woman in her twenties came up. She was wearing a green Taoist robe, willow-leaf eyebrows, red phoenix eyes, a round face, and a raised mouth, showing a look of disdain.
This man Mian looks pretty pretty and is also a beauty, but he is slightly inferior to Yu Jingya. "Hey, beauty, what's your name?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Mian's face sank, "Hmph, my name is Mian. I want to destroy your lustful men this time!" Mian snorted coldly.
"Damn, do you have a grudge against a man? How do you call Mian? Is it Master Jueqing who helped you name it?" Jiang Fan smiled.
Mian's face turned cold, "The head of the sect said that men in the world are not good things, so I want to destroy men!"
"Damn, Master Jueqing is too perverted. Even his disciples are named Mian Nan!" Jiang Fan said to himself.
"Haha, little sister, you were deceived by your leader. Men are good things! You women cannot live without men! You ruthless masters can't eat grapes, and say that grapes are sour!" Jiang Fan smiled.
"Fuck you men, you know how to bully us women! I want to ruin you!" Mian's sword in his hand went straight to Jiang Fan's crotch, and this trick was taught to her by the Master Jueqing, and he would stab the crotch when he saw a man.
"Damn, such a low-level method has also been used! It's really worthy of being a destruction man!" Jiang Fan hurriedly stopped and shouted: "Wait!"
Mian stopped attacking and looked at Jiang Fan, "Why do you say that our men bully you women!" Jiang Fan said.
"Hmph, as long as we women are with you men, our stomachs will grow bigger and our bodies will deform. At night, you men will abuse our women! This is bullying us women!" Mian said coldly.
Jiang Fan couldn't help laughing, Damn! This woman didn't know anything! "Why did you say that we men abuse your women at night?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.
"Hmph, last time I went to the town to purchase, at night, I passed by a house and heard the screams of a woman. I went into the house and saw a man abused a woman. I immediately killed a bad man!"
road.
This Demon Man is on Piaomiao Peak all day long, not caring about the world, and the Master Jueqing often tells them how men are bad, so she always hates men and doesn't know anything about men and women.
"How did that man abuse women?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.
"Hmph, that man riding on a woman, and the woman screams so loudly, this is not abuse!" Mian shouted.
Jiang Fan immediately understood what was going on! "Damn, you are killing innocent people by chance! That man has not abused women. You lack physical and hygiene knowledge! I will give you a lesson next time I have the chance!" Jiang Fan shook his head.
"Fuck! That woman's clothes are gone, it's not abuse!" Mian's sword flew up, a blue light flashed, and the sword headed straight for Jiang Fan.
"Damn, this woman is illiterate in men and women's affairs! This heartless master is so harmful!" Jiang Fan sighed, and his body flashed, avoiding the attack of the sword.
"Little sister, you must have never contacted a man, right?" Jiang Fan said quietly to Mian.
"Hmph, I don't want to contact men! You men don't have a good thing!" Mian said disdainfully.
"Hehe, then you must have not been touched by a man! I will touch you a few times later and let you feel it." Jiang Fan smiled.
"Hmph, you want to abuse me, go to die!" A green light flashed, and Mian's sword in her hand rushed straight to Jiang Fan's chest. At the same time, she vomited from her palm, and a white light flashed, heading straight to Jiang Fan's abdomen.
"Damn, you're too cruel. I haven't taken any advantage yet!" Jiang Fan's body flashed a few times. He reached behind Mian's back and reached out to touch her butt.
"Oh, it's so flexible!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
A strange feeling came, Mian was both ashamed and angry, "Bad guy, go and die!" The sword emitted a dazzling green light, flashing like a dragon, and headed straight for Jiang Fan.
With a bang, the sword hit the ground and Jiang Fan was no longer seen. Suddenly, Mian was hugged, "Haha, I'm behind you! Come, let me hug you! Let you feel the smell of a man."
Jiang Fan hugged Mian, and Mian was shocked and angry. She struggled hard, but Jiang Fan's arms were like iron hoops. She was simply a weakness in melee combat. Suddenly, Jiang Fan came to her, and her ribs became numb and her body became weak.
, fell down.
Jiang Fan took the opportunity to press on her, Jiang Fan's mouth blocked her mouth, and his hands became unhonest. The audience was stunned, "Why did these two fight together? The man is still pressing on the woman.