"You can issue the second couplet! I can warn you, if the second couplet is dirty, then I'm not polite!" A trace of sharpness flashed in the eyes of the Taohua Fairy.
"Haha, I'm a serious immortal, how could I have such despicable couplets! It's definitely worth kissing me!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get out the second couplet!" Taohua Fairy said unhappy.
"Then listen, my second couplet is: Struggle and rain, day and night, what do you think?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
The Peach Blossom Fairy was stunned. The second couplet in front of her was so good. Isn’t it the love between men and women every year? The people in the audience immediately applauded, “Okay! That’s so good.”
!Peach Blossom Fairy, you must keep your promises!" someone shouted immediately.
The Peach Blossom Fairy was at a loss. She said, "This, this doesn't count. I'll give you another couplet. If you get the right one, I'll kiss you twice!"
"Oh, kiss me twice, that's great. You can come up with the first couplet!" Jiang Fan said happily.
The Peach Blossom Fairy thought for a moment and opened her mouth, "Listen, my first couplet is: Lotus stems, lotus lotus, lotus, please check the second couplet!"
Jiang Fan thought for a moment and smiled and said, "My second couplet is: The fragrance of hibiscus peony!"
The Peach Blossom Fairy was suddenly a little panicked. Unexpectedly, Jiang Fan's second couplet was so neat. The audience immediately recalled applause, "Peach Blossom Fairy, how about it? Do you want to kiss me again!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"This is what you said, then I'll kiss you. If you meet, I'll kiss you three times!" The Peach Blossom Fairy took the opportunity to say.
"Okay, please send the first couplet!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"Listen, my first couplet is: I get lotus root because of lotus? Please contact the second couplet!" The peach blossom fairy smiled at Jiang Fan. This first couplet was not published by her, but was given to her by someone else, and she never met her.
.So today she threw it to Jiang Fan as a killer weapon.
At this time, everyone in the audience fell into deep thought, because the first couplet is a homophonic couplet, and another meaning of "get lotus roots because of lotus" is "why get the randomness."
The young lady in the audience also sank into deep thoughts, "Oh, this first couplet is too difficult! This peach blossom fairy deliberately made things difficult for Jiang Fan!" The third lady shook her head and said.
Cuiping hoped that Jiang Fan could not hit him. She didn't want the Peach Blossom Fairy to kiss Jiang Fan. She said to herself: "Jiang Fan, don't meet him!"
Jiang Fan on the stage thought for a moment, and he recalled the poems and couplets he had read in his mind. He quickly found the answer and smiled at the Taohua Fairy and said, "Peach Blossom Fairy, listen well, my second couplet is: Yes
Apricots don’t need plums! What do you think?”
"Oh, it's great! It's so wonderful!" the audience shouted immediately.
The Peach Blossom Fairy has to admire Jiang Fan. This couplet is really wonderful. "If you have apricots, you don't need plums" is also a homonym, which means "If you are lucky, you don't need a matchmaker".
The Peach Blossom Fairy was both happy and worried at this moment. What was happy was that the immortal in front of her actually met the second couplet that she had never been able to match. This person has a good talent! What was sad was that she had to go in front of so many obvious faces.
Kissing him is so embarrassing!
Jiang Fan could see the thoughts of the Peach Blossom Fairy at a glance, "Peach Blossom Fairy, is your admission still valid?" Jiang Fan looked into her eyes with a smile.
"Uh, this, this..." Taohua Fairy hesitated, not knowing what to say.
"Oh, since you are embarrassed, then forget it! Let's keep the accounts for these three kisses for the time being, and you can pay it back to me in the future!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"No, I don't like what I owe the most, and kissing is no exception! I'd better kiss you three times!" The Peach Blossom Fairy blushed.
"Are you planning to kiss here? Or are you going to a place where no one is?" Jiang Fan said deliberately.
The Peach Blossom Fairy hurriedly said, "Of course I'll kiss you here!" If I go to a place where no one is going to kiss you, I don't know what this person will do!
"Oh, then you can kiss me!" Jiang Fan raised his face and pointed his finger at his cheek.
The immortals in the audience immediately started to cheer, "Oh, this kid is so lucky that he actually got three kisses from the Peach Blossom Fairy!"
"Yes, if I kissed me three times, it would be worth it if I was demoted to the mortal world!"
"Hey, three fragrant kisses! I can't even imagine it in my dreams! Why can't I encounter such a good thing!"
The audience was so lively that the Peach Blossom Fairy was really embarrassed. She walked to Jiang Fan and kissed Jiang Fan's face with her mouth. It was like a dragonfly squirting the water and quickly kissed Jiang Fan's cheek.
"A moment! Two more!" Jiang Fan shouted loudly.
Just one moment made the Peach Blossom Fairy red with shame. Her ears were feverish and her face became hot. She tickled her hair on her forehead with her hands, her pink mouth was pressing down, and she kissed Jiang Fan's beard.
"Second second time, it's really delicious!" Jiang Fan said with satisfaction.
The Peach Blossom Fairy took a deep breath, and there was a last moment. She mustered up the courage and kissed Jiang Fan quickly on the cheek. Just as her lips were about to fall on Jiang Fan's face, Jiang Fan suddenly turned her neck.
His little mouth just fell on Jiang Fan's mouth.
This was done by Jiang Fan on purpose. He didn't know how many girls he deceived with this move. Jiang Fan and Taohua Fairy were both mouth-to-mouthed. Taohua Fairy was like an electric shock. A strange feeling was transmitted to her body, which she had never felt before.
Comfortable.
The peach blossom fairy's little mouth only stayed on Jiang Fan's lips for three seconds. She hurriedly pushed Jiang Fan away, and with a whimper, her face turned red with shame. She hurriedly covered her face and ran off the stage.
"Haha, it was a technical mistake just now!" Jiang Fan licked the jade fragrance on his lips with his tongue, and he smelled a scent of peach blossoms.
The immortals in the audience immediately said jealously: "Oh, it's so cheap this kid!"
"This kid is so lucky. He actually got a mouth-to-mouth with the Taohua Fairy! I was so jealous!"
Jiang Fan returned to the three ladies happily. The eldest lady looked unhappy, and Cuiping was also full of displeasure. Only the third ladies asked curiously: "Jiang Fan, what does it feel like to be kissed?"
Looking at the third lady's innocent face, "Haha, that feeling is wonderful, you can only understand it but not express it!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"Jiang Fan, stop talking nonsense, don't teach the little girl badly!" said the eldest lady unhappy.
Cuiping quietly reached out and pinched Jiang Fan's back, "Jiang Fan, you are so romantic! You actually teased the Taohua Fairy! Be careful that his father Gongsun Zhiye is causing trouble for you!" Cuiping sneered.
"Yes, I heard that the father of Taohua Fairy is difficult to speak. He attaches great importance to his daughter. Whoever dares to bully his daughter will end up miserably!" Miss Second nodded and said.
"Uh, I'm just a little fairy slave in the Heavenly Emperor's Mansion. The Peach Blossom Fairy won't like me! Don't worry about this!" Jiang Fan said indifferently.
"Since you don't like others, how can you let others kiss your face? You are obviously romantic!" said the eldest lady unhappy.