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026 Learning to bark like a dog

At this time, the surrounding area was filled with customers and waiters, all of them clapped their hands and cheered, "Fuck this bitch! Crush his balls!"

"Tuye, first kowtow to this lady and apologize, and then bark like a dog, or I will make you a eunuch!" Jiang Fan stepped on his crotch again.

"I don't want to be a eunuch! I apologize!" Tuye said in panic, if he became a eunuch, his life would be ruined!

Tuye got up, knelt on the ground, and said to the waitress: "Miss, I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

"Barking like a dog!" Jiang Fan said sternly.

"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Tuye imitated the barking of a dog, like a dog that had been knocked into the water.

The people around immediately applauded enthusiastically, and Shandou, who was lying on the ground, shouted: "Tuye, you bastard, you have disgraced us Dongwu people!"

"Holy crap! You still dare to chirp and you haven't even apologized!" Jiang Fan rushed over, grabbed Shan Dou's feet and dragged him to Tuye like a dead dog.

"Hurry up and apologize to this lady!" Jiang Fan shouted.

"No, we Dongwu people will not give in! Don't even think about asking me to apologize!" Shan Dou roared.

"I'm calling you a bastard!" Jiang Fan stepped on Shan Dou's crotch, and Shan Dou immediately let out a scream like a slaughtering pig.

"Apologise quickly!"

"No!"

It seems that this method is useless to this guy, Jiang Fan sneered: "Let you see what life is worse than death!"

Jiang Fan silently recited Maoshan's forbidden curse, the Ten Thousand Ants Soul-eating Curse: "The sky is full of spirit, the earth is full of spirit, ten thousand ants are soul-eating, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law!", and drew a few strokes on Shandou's head with his sword finger.

People are confused, what is this for?

The Soul-Eating Ant Curse is one of the forbidden curses in Maoshan. It is a very vicious and overbearing spell. The person who is hit by the curse will feel like being bitten by ten thousand ants, and the pain in the head will be unbearable.

Shan Dou, who was lying on the ground, screamed immediately. He felt pain like needle pricks in his head, and his whole body was like ants biting him. It hurt! Itchy!

Shan Dou's hands immediately grabbed at his body, "Ah!" He rolled all over the ground, his face was distorted and deformed, very scary. Tuye was so scared that he cowered on the ground, trembling all over, secretly glad that he had given in, otherwise he would have suffered this kind of punishment.

"Jiang Fan, forget it, don't cause trouble!" Liang Yan said worriedly.

"Don't be soft on the Dongwu people, otherwise they will look down on you! The more you abuse him, the more he admires you, and they will be like this! Don't worry, I have my own sense of proportion." Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Stop it, I surrender!" Shan Dou begged.

"What did you say, I didn't hear it." Jiang Fan said coldly.

"I surrender!" Shan Dou begged. He kept twitching on the ground. This time he gave in completely. He felt that the person in front of him was too terrible. He didn't know what means were used. The pain was too terrible.

Even with special training, he couldn't stand it.

Jiang Fan silently recited the unlocking spell and drew a few strokes on Shan Ben with his index finger. Shan Dou immediately felt that the pain all over his body disappeared and his head no longer hurt. Oh, it felt so good!

When he saw Jiang Fan's cold gaze, he couldn't help but shuddered in fright, immediately got up and knelt down to the waitress.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

"Barking like a dog!" Jiang Fan said sternly.

"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Yamamoto imitated the barking of a dog, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he secretly swore: "I must get back this humiliation!"

Jiang Fan had already felt Shan Dou's hatred and sneered: "I know you are dissatisfied. You are welcome to come to me for revenge at any time! You can get out now!"

Tsuchino and Yamadou immediately stood up and wanted to walk out of the restaurant as if they had received an amnesty.

"Stop! I told you to get out, are you deaf?" Jiang Fan said coldly.

Tsuchino immediately lay down on the ground and started rolling. Yamadou also followed Tsuchino's example, and they rolled out of the restaurant together.

The people around him started cheering: "Haha, Dongwu people look really good when they roll!", and everyone clapped their hands and cheered.

"Let's continue eating!" Jiang Fan pulled Liang Yan back to the table.

"I have a good appetite today, waiter, please give me some more dishes!" Jiang Fan shouted.

Soon the pretty waitress brought the dishes. She smiled and said, "Thank you, sir! If it hadn't been for you today, I would have been insulted."

"You're welcome! It's the true nature of a man to draw out his sword to help when there's an injustice on the road," Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Thanks!"

After the pretty waitress left, Liang Yan worriedly said: "You beat two Dongwu people so badly, they will definitely report the crime, so we should leave early."

"Don't be afraid. They were the ones who caused trouble first. We are still afraid of them here!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

While the two were talking, they heard the siren of a police car outside, and then four police officers entered, followed closely by Tsuchino and Yamadou.

"This is the man who beat us!" Shan Dou pointed at Jiang Fanda.

"I'm sorry, sir, someone has accused you of assaulting a foreign guest. Please go back and assist in the investigation!" one of the police officers said.

"It was obvious that these two Dongwu people were beating people, so why did the villain file the complaint first?" someone commented.

"Okay, I'll go with you." Jiang Fan smiled.

"I can be a witness!" Liang Yan said.

"I can also be a witness." The pretty waitress said.

"Okay, you come with us to the office to take notes."

Jiang Fan, Liang Yan, and the pretty waitress followed the four policemen into the police car. Tuye and Shandou got into another police car and arrived at the police station about five minutes later.

When they arrived at the station, a petite female police officer glanced at Jiang Fan and said, "Please show me your ID card?"

Jiang Fan took out his ID card. The female police officer looked at the ID card and then asked: "Mr. Tuye and Shandou accused you of beating them. How do you explain this?"

"Did I beat them both? Do they have any witnesses?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Tuye and Yamadou were nearby. Tuye explained: "Police lady, look at the injuries on my body. Did I inflict them on myself?"

"Did you see me beating them?" Jiang Fan looked at Liang Yan and the waitress and asked.

"We didn't see it!" they both said at the same time.

"Who are you?" the policewoman asked.

"My name is Liang Yan, I am a doctor at Donghai People's Hospital." Liang Yan said.

"My name is Shu Min, and I am the most delicious waiter in the world,"

"They lied, Miss Police!" Tsuchino screamed.

"Then where did their injuries come from?" the policewoman asked.

"The two of them were injured in a fight." Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Nonsense, how could we fight with each other? It was obviously you who injured us!" Shan Dou roared angrily.

"I injured two of you by myself, you Dongwu people are too useless!" Jiang Fan said sarcastically.

"You, you're talking nonsense!" Shan Dou said.

"Since I'm talking nonsense, it means I didn't hurt either of you!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"This, this..." Tuye and Shandou were immediately speechless.

"As you can see, these two Dongwu people want to cause trouble and deliberately seek trouble. You should detain them!" Jiang Fan looked at the female police officer and said.

"You Dongwu people are so shameless. You actually framed a good person and, according to domestic laws and regulations, you are going to be detained!" the policewoman said coldly.

Several police officers immediately came up and handcuffed Shandou and Tuye, "I want to file a complaint against you for bullying us Dongwu people!"

"How about bullying you Dongwu people!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"How dare you arrest me, a citizen of Dongwu, for no reason!" A cold voice came from outside the door.

A note to readers:

Break bricks\Collect\Vote!


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