"Damn, I'm shy and look at the stupid boy's arms!" Everyone laughed secretly. The female student's skin was probably thicker than the city wall.
"Hehe, wife, how did you get this body?" Najia Tu Zi held Mu Guishan's fat hand and smiled.
"Haha, I don't know, I can eat and drink, I have to eat more than a hundred steamed buns and drink a large bucket of milk in one meal!" Mu Guishan said with a smile.
Najia Tu Corpse's eyes almost fell out, "What! You eat more than a hundred steamed buns in one meal! You can eat more than me!" Najia Tu Corpse exclaimed.
Mu Guishan showed a shy look, "Yes, I just ate a little bit too much, you won't dislike me, right?" Mu Guishan looked at Najia's corpse and said coquettishly.
"Uh, eat a little more. Most people can fill up their fill with just two steamed buns at a meal. If you want to eat more than a hundred, it's better to eat a little more!" Najia Tu Zi said to himself.
But when he saw the two super big steamed buns in front of Mu Guishan, he nodded quickly and said, "Yes, not much, I can afford it! I also like to eat milk. You eat milk, I eat your milk."
"Oh, you are so lustful. Why do you say this in front of so many people? We have to say it secretly!" Mu Guishan blushed and punched Najia's corpse.
"Hehe, it's okay. These are not outsiders, they are all women of my master. Please meet my master soon!" Najia Tu Zi smiled without caring.
Mu Guishan hurriedly knelt down at Jiang Fan, "Little girl, please see the master!" Mu Guishan shouted carelessly.
Jiang Fan smiled, and the other women covered their mouths and smiled, "Mu Guishan, get up!" Jiang Fan waved his hand at Mu Guishan.
Mu Guishan hurriedly stood up and said to Jiang Fan: "Master, the stupid guy is tall and big, and the young guy likes it very much!"
Everyone couldn't help laughing, "Okay, let's go back!" Jiang Fan waved to everyone.
Just as Jiang Fan and others were about to leave, a woman came out from behind and shouted: "Jiang Fan!"
Jiang Fan turned his head and saw the woman, and said in surprise: "Shangguan Xiaoyi!" He did not expect that the person who called him was Shangguan Xiaoyi.
Shangguan Xiaoyi quickly ran to Jiang Fan with a shy face, "Uh, Shangguan Xiaoyi, is there anything you have to do with me?" Jiang Fan said in surprise.
Shangguan Xiaoyi nodded, "I'm here to travel with my girlfriend!" Shangguan Xiaoyi looked at Jiang Fan shyly and said.
Jiang Fan was surprised, "Uh, you have a girlfriend's obligation to travel, then do you know what girlfriend's obligation is?" Jiang Fan looked at Shangguan Xiaoyi's blushing face with a smile.
Shangguan Xiaoyi looked at Jiang Fan and shook his head and said, "I don't know." She had never even talked about her boyfriend, so she didn't know what girlfriend's obligations were.
"Then let me tell you, there are six obligations for a girlfriend. First, as a girlfriend, you should be obedient and gentle and considerate to your boyfriend. If your boyfriend asks you to go east, don't go west. If your boyfriend asks you to catch him, please let him go east.
Chicken, don’t beat dogs.” Jiang Fan smiled.
Shangguan Xiaoyi frowned slightly, nodded and said, "Where are those two?" She was very surprised, but she did not reveal it.
"Hehe, the second thing is that your girlfriend is with her boyfriend. You cannot ask for things casually, you cannot pester your boyfriend to buy valuables, and you cannot pester your boyfriend and threaten your boyfriend with a sarcasm." Jiang Fan said with a wicked smile.
Shangguan Xiaoyi nodded, "Don't worry, I have no problem with this. I am not such a woman, what about the third one?" Shangguan Xiaoyi continued to ask.
Jiang Fan showed a smile on his lips, and the women beside him covered their mouths and laughed secretly. They knew that Jiang Fan was deliberately making things difficult for Shangguan Xiaoyi, with the purpose of scaring Shangguan Xiaoyi away.
"The third thing is that if your girlfriend wants to have a living room and a kitchen, you must have mastered several recipes to keep your boyfriend's appetite. You must coax your boyfriend well. When he is tired, you must give him a gift.
Massage. When he is in a depressed mood, you have to tell him a joke and make him happy.” Jiang Fan smiled.
Shangguan Xiaoyi nodded, "Third thing I have no problem. My father used to be a chef. I have learned his true knowledge. I am very good at cooking. As for the jokes that follow, I will learn slowly.
Bar."
Jiang Fan showed surprise. Unexpectedly, Shangguan Xiaoyi was not disgusted. This was so strange. Ordinary women had already left after hearing these three. Could it be that she had other purposes with her?
Thinking of this, Jiang Fan continued: "The fourth thing is that when you are a girlfriend, you should pay attention to your appearance, don't put on too much makeup, and you must not put on makeup. You should not wear too much clothes when you go out, and you must not seduce other men. Beside your boyfriend,
My girlfriend should show that she is polite and elegant!”
When the fourth article was said, the women around Jiang Fan stared at Jiang Fan with their eyes and said to themselves: "Jiang Fan is so bad that he actually came up with these messy things to tease Shangguan Xiaoyi."
Shangguan Xiaoyi frowned slightly and nodded to Jiang Fan and said, "This is basically no problem. I don't like to dress up, but for you, I can learn to dress up myself. As for other things, I will learn."
"Uh, the fourth article did not let Shangguan Xiaoyi retreat. This Shangguan Xiaoyi really has another purpose!" Jiang Fan said to himself.
"The fifth article is that as a girlfriend, you must tolerate your boyfriend dating with other women, and you must tolerate other women around him. You must be calm and composed, not be jealous, and not make a big fuss, make trouble, etc." Jiang Fan
Say more harsh obligations.
Shangguan Xiaoyi hesitated for a moment. She looked at Jiang Fan in surprise. After pondering for a while, she nodded and said, "I can do this too. I know that there are always many women around a man with ability. I can tolerate it, but he
I must have me in my heart.”
"Hehe, since you can tolerate it, I will say the sixth! The sixth is that as a girlfriend, you still have to accompany you, that is, eating with your boyfriend, drinking with your boyfriend, and sleeping with your boyfriend, you can
Did it do it?" Jiang Fan looked at Shangguan Xiaoyi with a smile.
Shangguan Xiaoyi blushed and showed an embarrassment, "Uh, my girlfriend still has to sleep with her boyfriend. This is probably inappropriate. We are not married yet, how can we sleep together?" Shangguan Xiaoyi shook his head and said.
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"Hehe, generally speaking, that's impossible, but to be my Jiang Fan's girlfriend, you must do these six things, otherwise, you don't want to be my girlfriend!" Jiang Fan looked at Shangguan Xiaoyi and said with a wicked smile.
Shangguan Xiaoyi looked at Jiang Fan and bit her lip gently. She hesitated. The scene suddenly became silent. Everyone looked at Shangguan Xiaoyi and saw how she answered Jiang Fan.
After hesitating for about a minute, Shangguan Xiaoyi nodded and said, "Okay, I promise you the sixth article, too, I can always be your girlfriend, right?"
Jiang Fan showed surprise. He didn't expect that such a harsh girlfriend's obligations did not scare Shangguan Xiaoyi away. It seemed that she must have another purpose with her. What is her purpose? Jiang Fan couldn't help but become curious.
"Okay, since you can achieve your girlfriend Liutiao, then follow me!" Jiang Fan looked at Shangguan Xiaoyi and smiled and nodded.
Luo Lingshan showed displeasure. She was about to stop Jiang Fan, but was stopped by Muxiang. "Lingshan, don't talk. This Shangguan Xiaoyi has another purpose with Jiang Fan. I am also very curious. She is Jiang Fan's girlfriend.