Jiang Fan's eyebrows condensed into a lump, and his subconscious head retracted, enduring the strong body odor, almost running away, but considering that the beauty was not good at catching her, she was extremely confused. What's going on? It was quite fragrant just now.
Why is it so smelly all of a sudden?
Hey, why did his smooth face become bumpy and rough? Jiang Fan looked at the beauty in his arms in confusion and was shocked and screamed, "Ghost!" The person retreated like a spring and shot out.
With a bang, Jiang Fan's butt hit a table. The table flipped to the point where the person staggered and almost fell to the ground. He went to see the mysterious woman with a look of panic, but was shocked again. Hey, it was still that beautiful woman.
I'm dazzled?
It is impossible to see a dazzle. Jiang Fan stared at the beautiful woman's face with wide eyes, and hurriedly sniffed her nose. Uh, the body odor has not yet dissipated, but the familiar fragrance appeared again before. What's going on? Brain Touch
I thought about it quickly and felt it was too strange.
"What are you doing? What the hell? You're fucking!" The mysterious beauty scolded unhappily, swinging and twisting, walking closer, spreading her arms and hugging Jiang Fan, smiling, "Why don't you hug or kiss me?"
Sorry, I'll do it!"
"Don't come over!" Jiang Fan hurriedly retreated with fear and said with his soul transmission: "Two-headed, this mysterious beauty seems to be strange. Have you noticed anything?"
"Well, master, it's weird. This woman's body has two different auras, one strange, the other seems to be a saint!" Jiang Fan's double-headed split-body beast responded.
Two different auras, the aura of a saint! Jiang Fan was stunned, and stared at the mysterious beauty while retreating and shouting: "Who are you? Are you a saint or who?"
"I'm me, come on, I can't wait!" The mysterious beauty blinked and accelerated her steps towards Jiang Fan. At the same time, a faint light flashed across the beauty's face. Looking at Jiang Fan, he finally understood, Damn, there was indeed a fraud.
, Disguise, what a clever disguise technique!
I saw the mysterious beauty's beautiful and erect face suddenly turned into a horizontal oval, with bumpy faces all over her face, with a collapsed nose and nostrils rolling upwards, bloody mouth and blackboard teeth, triangular mung beans, small eyes, a vivid look
A toad!
What made Jiang Fan even more disgusted was that the thick yellow snot flowed out of his nostrils, and the extremely ugly toad head stretched out its thick toad mouth to make a kiss. At the same time, the unpleasant and strong body odor
The smell suddenly came again.
Can't stand it! Jiang Fan retreated and his stomach churned, and finally vomited loudly, with goose bumps all over his body, and he was still chilling. A thought arose, she is the saint, no wonder she is covering her face, it's also a long time
It's so scary!
Jiang Fan vomited, and the toad could no longer pounce on him, so he had to stop and said suspiciously: "I am a big beauty, the town of Geba Town, are you so exaggerated? You are wrong!"
Jiang Fan was vomiting, but was stunned when he heard this. The town of Geba Town! He panted and asked, "Are you not a saint?"
The toad was stunned and confused, haha! Suddenly, a hearty silver bell-like laugh appeared in a corner of the room. Jiang Fan was startled and hurriedly looked at the saint who was covering her face. He was stunned and looked at the front of him again.
The toad immediately understood what was going on.
Damn, I was fooled and fooled! Jiang Fan was so depressed. It turned out that the saint had prepared such a means of revenge.
"Holy lady!" The toad immediately bowed respectfully.
The saint seemed to realize that she had lost her composure, so she hurriedly stopped laughing and changed to a serious face, took out a talisman bag and took out a talisman sacred talisman seal and threw it to the toad.
"I did a good job, but it's a pity that I didn't kiss the Monte Envoy, so the reward was discounted. The talisman seal could be taken, and the hundred thousand jade flower stones would be gone!" The saint looked at Jiang Fan in a mess and praised the toad.
Afterwards, he felt happy and finally felt angry.
"Yes, my subordinates are not doing well, thank you for the reward!" The toad happily took the talisman seal and said embarrassedly, "Money doesn't matter, the talisman seal is the most important thing."
The saint waved his hand, and the toad left with tactfully. As soon as the door was closed, the saint laughed and fell backwards and trembled. Hefei's flesh was so happy. Jiang Fan vomited almost the same thing, but when he saw the fat body, he vomited again and felt nauseous and nauseous.
stand up.
After a while, Jiang Fan calmed down and glanced at a towel on the side. He picked it up and looked at it, which was clean and fragrant. He wiped his mouth without caring about it. After wiping, he threw it on the ground and grabbed it.
rinse your mouth in a teapot.
Jiang Fan looked at the proud saint on the side, then looked at the large filth on the ground, and suddenly his eyes turned to have an idea, and he took a big mouthful of water and vomited hard towards the filth on the ground.
With a bang, a big mouthful of water fell on the filth, and suddenly the filth splashed onto the saint with the water. The saint couldn't laugh out loud. He looked at the filth on his body and shouted in disgust: "You
What are you doing? You are trying to die!"
"Saint, do you know? I saw that toad vomiting before, but I just vomited again when I saw you!" Jiang Fan smiled proudly and immediately counterattacked sarcastically.
The saint was stunned for a moment and didn't understand it. Seeing that she was confused, Jiang Fan was a little depressed, so he said bluntly: "You look so ugly when you smile, your body is shaking, and I'm vomiting. Your fat body is so good.
People are disgusting, sows are not as good as you, no, you are not as good as sows!"
"You bastard, you...!" The saint was furious.
Jiang Fan quickly took another sip of water and spit out, and the filth on the ground splashed up again, scaring the saint to escape quickly. Jiang Fan laughed thrilled for a while after seeing it.
"Saint, you haven't had dinner yet. I was spitting out the food on the ground. It's already hard for you to digest. Don't waste it. You've eaten it all. Anyway, you're not as good as a sow. This is how the sows are eaten!
"Then Jiang Fan pointed to the dirty things on the ground and said with a smirk.
"I, I'm going to kill you!" the saint roared angrily.
"What are you going to do? Pay attention to your identity. There are servants and guards outside. Don't do anything that damages the image of the saint!" Jiang Fan was startled and hurriedly walked towards the door and quickly walked away, warning him.
He reminded that he was really afraid that the saint would use the protective electric light shield to attack him.
"If you have the habit, don't run away!" The saint was furious and was ready to use the protective light shield. When he heard the reminder, he was awake and hurriedly gave up his thoughts, but he was angry and rushed towards Jiang Fan.
The saint was confused and forgot about the large pile of filthy stuff underground. She happened to step on the filthy stuff. Jiang Fan vomited mouthwash and fell on the filthy stuff.
Jiang Fan had already arrived at the door. When he heard the sound, he turned around and saw the saint falling down. He laughed happily and said, "Wow, saint, you are neither hungry nor impatient. It's too unrealistic to lie on the ground and eat like this.
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"Eat cleanly, it's best to add the floor without leaving any traces. You don't have to wash the floor. Let's go, be bye!" Then Jiang Fan said a sarcasm and opened the door and brought it to the door with a touch.
Jiang Fan hummed the tune and was proud, Humph, Saint, and he fought with me! After thinking about it, he had to go to the restaurant and eat again. After eating half full, he was vomited in disgust, but now he is not angry, and the ending is
Yan at least was a draw, but to be precise, he should be better than the best!
Wow! The filth on the ground smelled bad and the saint fell on the filth again and looked at it at close range. He suddenly felt nauseous and nauseous, but he was still hungry and had nothing to vomit, so he only vomited a few mouthfuls of sourness.