Gu Yuqing looked at Jiang Fan's face in confusion, "Can you really make a lot of money by eating watermelon and pressing it? You are not lying to me!"
"Of course it's useful. The watermelon is big and round. This is called replenishing shape with shape. With the special secret technique he passed down from generation to generation, it's hard to keep it from becoming big at the airport! How could I lie to my girlfriend!" Jiang Fan said seriously.
Gu Yuqingjiao glared at Jiang Fan, "Who is your girlfriend? What are you talking nonsense? How did you click that special secret technique in ancestral history?" Gu Yuqing saw that Jiang Fan didn't look like he was lying, and began to believe him a little.
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"The special secret technique of ancestral history is very simple, just rub and press that! Remember not to eat fish, chicken, dog meat and other meat foods during these six days." Jiang Fan immediately put his hands on his chest and made a rub and press.
Gu Yuqing's face turned red immediately, Jiang Fan's massage look was a bit exaggerated, it was simply milking! "Okay, I'll eat watermelon from today, click again, if that one has not become bigger in six days, you
You're dead!" Gu Yuqing pointed at Jiang Fan and said.
After saying that, she turned around and walked towards the girls' dormitory. Jiang Fan kept looking at her figure and saw her entering the girls' dormitory, going up to the fourth floor, and entering the second dormitory.
"Oh, Gu Yuqing lives in the second dormitory on the fourth floor of the girls' dormitory. Hehe, I'll help you tonight!" Jiang Fan smiled. Of course, he couldn't eat watermelon. He had to apply a breast enhancement spell to her, otherwise he would eat it.
The car watermelon is not big either.
"Brother Fan, you are so amazing that this school beauties can't escape your clutches!" Huang Fu said with a smile.
"Xiaofu, I think Teacher Hu Li's heart has been poached by you. It seems that you are really going to have a sister-brother relationship!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
While the two were joking, Director Huang, Dean Fang and others came out. Director Huang had a gloomy face, and Dean Fang smiled with a smile on his face, "The management of your college is too poor. I was beaten in the lounge.
, You must check this for me clearly and see which student is doing it. Such students must be expelled from the school!"
Dean Fang was sweating on his head and nodded quickly, "Director Huang, don't worry, I will investigate this matter strictly. I will catch the student who beat you and will definitely punish you strictly!"
"Well, there is that Hu Li, too unreasonable. I heard that she is not upright in her style, and she seems to have a teacher-student relationship. You should also investigate this matter carefully. This kind of teacher-student relationship must be eliminated, which will affect the college's atmosphere.
Yes, if a teacher-student love is formed, what kind of decent thing is it!" Director Huang put his hands on his hips, not rubbing his crotch with his hands, but Huang Fu showed mercy, otherwise he would not only be Dandan's sadness!
It turned into a scream of Dandan!
Dean Fang nodded repeatedly, "Yes, I will investigate immediately. Don't worry, you will definitely deal with this matter seriously. If Hu Li really has a teacher-student relationship, I will order her to stop writing the inspection!"
Huang Fu from the distance was immediately furious when he heard this and was about to rush forward to beat Director Huang. Jiang Fan saw his anger, "Xiaofu, don't be impulsive. We cannot reveal our identity before the task is completed."
While speaking, Director Huang suddenly saw Huang Fu. He felt very familiar. This guy was the one who kicked his crotch. "Dean Fang, he was the student who beat me!" He pointed at Huang Fu and Jiang Fan and said.
Dean Fang saw Jiang Fan and Huang Fu, waved to them and said, "Come here!"
Jiang Fan and Huang Fu walked to Director Huang and Director Fang, "Director Huang, who beat you?"
Director Huang pointed at Huang Fu, "It's him!"
President Fang said to Huang Fu seriously: "Student Jiang Fu, why did you beat Director Huang?"
Huang Fu pretended to be confused and said, "I didn't beat Director Huang?" Huang Fu knew that as long as he didn't admit it, Director Weasel had no choice.
President Fang looked at Director Huang, "Director, have you recognized the wrong person?"
Director Huang shook his head and said, "It's him who can't be wrong, he rushed into the lounge and kicked me!"
"Director Huang, have you recognized the wrong person? I have been with Jiang Fu. At that time, we mentioned that Teacher Hu Li was shouting in the lounge. We rushed into the lounge together and saw a pervert molesting Teacher Hu Li.
In order to save Teacher Hu Li, Jiang Fu kicked the pervert and the pervert ran away. Do you think that pervert would be Director Huang?" Jiang Fan looked at Dean Fang and Director Huang with a smile.
Director Huang's face immediately became very ugly. He looked at Jiang Fan and stammered: "Of course that pervert wouldn't be me."
Dean Fang nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, yes, the person who molested Hu Li would certainly not be Director Huang."
"Then it's impossible for classmate Jiang Fu to beat Director Huang, right?" Jiang Fan looked at Director Huang and said.
Director Huang could only swallow his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. The bird was beaten in vain. He couldn't admit that he was the pervert! "Uh, I misread the person. I only saw the back of that person, and I made a mistake!"
"Dean Fang, you must investigate who the person who molested Teacher Hu Li. At that time, he turned his back to us and did not see his face clearly, but there were some clues to find that person!" Jiang Fan showed a mysterious look.
Director Huang said in a panic: "What clue do you have?" He was afraid that Jiang Fan would say it was strong evidence that he molested Hu Li in the lounge.
Jiang Fan laughed and said, "That's Huang Fu kicked the pervert's production base. Just check the production base and you can find the pervert!"
Director Huang subconsciously touched his production base, and the place was still painful. He didn't know that Jiang Fan had done his tricks, and in the future he would find that the thing was shrinking like a turtle and could not be shrunk!
"Nonshu, do you have to check everyone's crotch? I will investigate this matter. You go back. If you need any help, go find you." Dean Fang had already seen Director Huang's face darkened.
He rubbed the production base from time to time, and he immediately broke Jiang Fan and Huang Fu away.
"Okay! We're leaving!" When Jiang Fan turned around, he swung his arm and happened to touch Director Huang's production base. "Ah!" Director Huang immediately screamed.
Jiang Fan immediately smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it just now. Where did I meet you? I'll help you rub it?" Jiang Fan showed an anxious look.
Director Huang was so angry that he had a faint pain from the beginning. Now he was touched and it became even more painful, but it was not easy to have an attack. "It's okay, it's okay!" He had to say it was okay.
"Oh, it's fine, then we're back." Jiang Fan and Huang Fu walked towards the dormitory.
As soon as they walked away, Director Huang's stomach immediately gurgled. His face changed and he covered his stomach and ran towards the toilet. At this time, Jiang Fan and Huang Fu saw Director Huang running towards the toilet. Jiang Fan whispered:
"I saw two more spaces in the toilet, so we went to take it up and let the weasel pull onto the pants."