Gu Yuqing was surprised, "The watermelon will grow as big as you eat it. Then I ate a watermelon as big as a basketball yesterday. Then my watermelon will become as big as a basketball. How will I go out to meet people in the future?"
Jiang Fan said with a smile: "This is a good thing. If you hang two basketballs on your chest, how many eyeballs will you attract when you go out on the street, how many men will love you, and how many girls will be jealous!"
"It's so ugly. I'm not a cow! Why do I need such a big one? What should I do?" Gu Yuqing said worriedly.
Jiang Fan chuckled and said, "Even cows are not as charming as you!" Nonsense, can a cow walk with its legs pointed at its body? Because only walking with its body upright can be attractive!
Gu Yuqing immediately understood the meaning of Jiang Fan's words. Her face turned red and she said, "You are just talking nonsense. I will ignore you!" She turned around and ignored Jiang Fan.
Jiang Fan grabbed the steamed bun and ate it in three or two licks. When Gu Yuqing turned her head, there was another meat bun in Gu Yuqing's bowl. Jiang Fan grabbed the meat bun in her bowl. Gu Yuqing
She felt the bowl move, and turned around to find Jiang Fan eating the meat buns in her bowl, "You, how do you eat my meat buns?"
Jiang Fan blinked and smiled: "I like to eat your meat buns. Although they are a bit small, they have thin skin and lots of juicy meat!" He looked at Gu Yuqing's growing airport.
Gu Yuqing's face turned red immediately, and she instinctively covered her chest with her hands, "You, you are boring! I dug out those lustful eyes of yours!"
Jiang Fan was very surprised as to why Gu Yuqing put her hands on her chest so nervously and immediately opened her eyes for X-ray examination. Damn it! Gu Yuqing wasn't wearing a bra!
"Haha, why are you so cool today! Why don't you wear a bra?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Gu Yuqing's face was feverish and she looked at Jiang Fan in surprise. How did he know that he was not wearing a bra? Because when he got up in the morning, his breasts were swollen uncomfortably, and they became even more swollen after putting on a bra, so he couldn't wear a bra.
Even my roommates don’t know.
"You, what are you talking nonsense! I was wearing a bra!" Gu Yuqing immediately denied it, and then she admitted that she was not wearing a bra!
"Haha, it seems you can apply for a patent!" Jiang Fan laughed.
Gu Yuqing asked in confusion: "What is applying for a patent?" When she saw Jiang Fan smiling, she knew that he had no good intentions.
"Apply for a patent for the invention of an invisible bra! And it's also transparent. On behalf of all men, I want to thank you. It's you who opened our eyes, haha!" Jiang Fan couldn't help but laugh. This Gu Yuqing was obviously not wearing a bra.
But he said he was wearing it, which was so funny.
Gu Yuqing was so angry that she stamped her feet, "You, you are boring and dirty, I can't be bothered to care about you!" She picked up the lunch box, turned around and left.
Jiang Fan immediately followed her, grabbed her hand and said, "I haven't given you any money yet, I ate a meat bun from you!"
Gu Yuqing shook her hand violently, but did not throw it away, "I don't want money! Stay away from me!" She was about to walk out of the cafeteria angrily, but Jiang Fan held her hand.
"Haha, then I will eat your meat buns for nothing!" Jiang Fan laughed proudly, holding Gu Yuqing's smooth hand tightly, as if touching warm jade.
Their intimate actions immediately attracted the attention of people in the cafeteria. Many boys cast envious and jealous glances, "Gu Yuqing is getting along with the new transfer student!"
"No way, how could she like that transfer student?"
"Look, they are holding hands, and Gu Yuqing even helped him buy food. Haven't you heard that you can eat her meat buns for free?"
"Holy crap! Gu Yuqing's little meat bun was eaten by that transfer student. That guy was so lucky! The little meat bun that Gu Yuqing had guarded for more than 20 years was eaten!"
"What, Gu Yuqing was taken in by a new transfer student! Holy shit! Her grandfather is the governor of the province, so she won't have to worry about finding a job after graduation! Alas! I've been waiting for several years, but that guy got there first!"
The rumors became more and more outrageous, and the rumors were the most unreliable. Gu Yuqing couldn't listen anymore. She took Jiang Fan's hand and hurried out of the cafeteria. After leaving the cafeteria, Gu Yuqing's face was as dark as water, "Jiang Fan, what are you doing?"
I let go, I didn’t expect you to be such a scoundrel! You don’t keep your promise!”
Jiang Fan chuckled and said, "Why didn't I keep my promise?" He stared at her budding flowers.
Gu Yuqing immediately covered her chest with her hands. She couldn't give a very good reason, so she hesitated: "Anyway, you just don't keep your promise! You are boring, you are despicable and despicable! Let go!" Gu Yuqing
Qing shook his hands angrily.
"Did you know? I'm in danger now. I held hands with you just now, and I saw many boys' envious looks, and even more jealous looks. I guess some boys will start a fight with me soon!" Jiang Fan laughed.
road.
Gu Yuqing was stunned for a moment. What Jiang Fan said made sense. All the boys who pursued her in the past were beaten away by Shao Xiaoji. She immediately smiled. She almost saw the miserable look of Jiang Fan being beaten by Shao Xiaoji.
Not only did Gu Yuqing not throw away Jiang Fan's hand, but she held his hand and deliberately leaned on Jiang Fan's shoulder. Hey, what kind of madness was Gu Yuqing? Suddenly he heard the rapid footsteps behind him, and Jiang Fan immediately understood.
Gu Yuqing’s intention is revealed.
"Boy, how dare you flirt with me!" Shao Xiaoji came over angrily. His face was very ugly. He originally came to the college this morning to ask Gu Yuqing to go out to play in the evening, but suddenly saw Gu Yuqing holding hands with a boy. He
Suddenly he was furious. He had been chasing Gu Yuqing for three years without even holding her hand. This boy actually held her hand!
Jiang Fan saw Shao Xiaoji, not only did he not let go, he hugged Gu Yuqing's waist, and said with a smile: "She is my girlfriend now, haven't you seen that she is so close to me?" Gu Yuqing deliberately wanted to provoke anger.
Shao Xiaoji, this Jiang Fan is so abominable, let Shao Xiaoji deal with him.
Shao Xiaoji pointed at Jiang Fan and said, "Don't you know who I am? I am Shao Xiaoji, the son of Mayor Shao. Gu Yuqing is my girlfriend. We are well-matched. You, a poor student, still want to be with me?"
I compete!" Shao Xiaoji immediately took out his mobile phone and made a call. He called for someone to come and intimidate him.
Of course Jiang Fan knew that Shao Xiaoji was calling someone, so he smiled nonchalantly and said: "You are the son of Mayor Shao, what a hot chick! Haha, your dad is so talented, then your dad must be a hot cock!"
Shao Xiaoji's face turned the color of theoretical pig liver. He hated being called a coquettish chick the most, and he also hated his father, Shao Gongji, being called a coquettish rooster. Today Jiang Fan mentioned two of them at once.
"Boy, you will regret it today!" Shao Xiaoji said fiercely. He turned around and ran towards the entrance of the college. He went to call the people waiting at the door.
Seeing that Shao Xiaoji had never been so angry, Gu Yuqing knew that today's incident would never let go. She just wanted to teach Jiang Fan a lesson, but she didn't want to make the matter a big deal.